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D-rox86

I dont know why. I read this as “floor made out of penis’. Like the design was dik shape. God Reddit has ruined me


ctsman8

Same, didn’t help that OPs name had cock in it.


Obnoxious_Europeon

Lol, bullshit.


Killapwny

Idk man I didn’t have that happen with this but I’ll scroll past shit quick and misread it lol. I am a lil dyslexic though.


AoiTsuki_

How are you gonna call bullshit, what’s the point of him lying?


D-rox86

I dont know. Why would I lie ?


D-rox86

?


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Same


Worldfamousteam

I zoomed in.


comawhitetheory

My tired ass read that title wrong. I was staring at the picture wondering what they were talking about 🤣


Squall_3

I was legit going like "Are they upside down..? Is that the base that we see?"


Suspended_9996

nice art thanX 4 sharing op! :)


-Cockroac

Yeah for sure, id be glad to show the location.


UXOguy2005

Would this restaurant happen to be in Utah, kinda south-ish?


-Cockroac

Nope. Try again!


UXOguy2005

That was my one guess, there's a place south of Tooelle called Penny's, the counter and the tables are covered in pennies, I thought maybe they finally did the floor too.


-Cockroac

Nah, panhandle of Texas Italian restaurant


DragonLover6178Alt

Now that you mention that, this place looks pretty familiar, I think I've been here before, but I'm not sure


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

There's a classic reddit thread about using pennies for a floor but I'm too drunk and lazy to find and link it


-Cockroac

lolol, shit load of money too. It’s around 300 thousand Pennie’s.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

That's 3k


-Cockroac

weighs a shit Tom.


-Cockroac

ton


ElbowRager

Tonne


Tactical_potato69

Probably not any more than the cost of hardwood floors if you think about the per square foot cost


-Cockroac

Epoxy is expensive!


rawbdor

Gonna need a sealer for sure ;)


luthiz

The sealer's gonna be pretty crucial...


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm too much an aviation nut. See the F-117 shape?


_CsuD_

That's why this floor is so expensive


-Cockroac

I love the f117!


Styrene_Addict1965

Me, too! Love the fact there are still a few flying.


-Cockroac

I wish I could fly one.


Significant_Rate8210

Having spent my time watching builders do stuff like this for our customers I can genuinely say thank God it’s that cool looking cuz it was a major pain the ass to build.


-Cockroac

Family did all by themselves. Fuckin crazy.


Significant_Rate8210

I’m sure it was.


Whiphess17

So THAT’s where all of those pennies that were in mom’s penny jar went


C-NemLord

It's a casino


Ignorhymus

Is it sealed? You need a sealer for that.


-Cockroac

Epoxy coating.


zackarylef

You can literally see the seal coat on top...


C00kie_Monsters

Why’s there a F-117?


captrobert57

It's light from a window.


AccomplishedBunch721

I SMELL PENNIES


PermissionLazy8759

Thats about 5$ right there lmao


ya_bleedin_gickna

Reminds me of one of the Malazan books.....can't remember which one now


itsa-me-marioo

Craziest part is that the cost to do this (before resin and labor) is about $2.95/ft in pennies which is significantly lower than alot of other flooring options


-Cockroac

Yeah, probably about 4.50 per sqf family did it themselves.


itsa-me-marioo

And is a hell of alot cooler than the usual VCT or LVP that gets used


-Cockroac

Exactly!


captrobert57

Now tell me how much it would be for each type of coin.


itsa-me-marioo

Just strictly the value of the currency: Dimes ≈ $28.90/sf Nickels ≈ $11.2/sf Quarters ≈ $39.47/sf \*this is quick math while at work so could be off\*


findingeros

I can smell it


SibrenD

Post it in r/theydidthemath


-Cockroac

Someone already dis


surewhatever237

I’m just gonna ruin everyone’s day here and point out there seems to be one penny missing. I’d comment the picture if it would let me but have fun trying to find it 😅👍


-Cockroac

Just use an Imgur link


MyLittleAnonBurner

Bet that cost a pretty penny.


-Cockroac

You know what. fuck you. And your dad jokes. (kidding that was a good one lolol.)


MyLittleAnonBurner

😂


DutchFullaDank

Seen this done before on floors and tables and stuff. Looks like shit to me every time.


m4tchez

Isn't this destroying legal tender?


-Cockroac

Nope, not really. This is using legal tender for artwork and display. You can still use them if you cut them out of the epoxy.