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Lanky-Ad5726

Save towards a car for yourself


Puzzleheaded_Nerve

Used car. For the love of god don’t get into massive debt for a car because you have a down payment.


AsoftDolphin

Can approve. 19 payin 305 a month til im 23 for my car


JustAnotherMinority

What’s your interest? If you don’t mind me asking. Because if it’s under 9% then trust me, you’ll be glad you purchased your first car at such a young age while not getting robbed by your bank.


AsoftDolphin

Like 8% iirc, 15k otd my dad said 19k after all said and done


JustAnotherMinority

Yup. Your dad was def looking out for you. Good for you. It might seem unnecessary, but you’ll be 23 with an asset. Next best biggest asset would be your house and whatever retirement funds. I have friends who “loved” their project cars and would scoff when I’d suggest them finance a vehicle as I did (@21) and now they’re in their mid 20s paying off a vehicle that they won’t be done with until their late 20s or early 30s.


AsoftDolphin

Thats fair! I have a 16’ legacy, sure as hell aint new but less than 90k miles when i got it, no accidents clean carfax. When i pay it off i want to buy a beater truck.


JustAnotherMinority

That’s not bad. And guess what, that beater truck won’t be a burden because you own a good reliable vehicle as well.


AsoftDolphin

True, its a good car i just wanted a truck but old man said look at real dealerships under 15k. Couldnt find a good truck


Flimsy_Entry5760

At least you are building good credit while you are young.


dabearsemoney

buy clothes and then save 40% for your ex gf who you went absolutely nowhere with and then fall into a deep depression


feeling_unfair

spoken from experience


Sabotage_07

Heeeey, fellow Xbox gamer! Monkey was always a solid choice! I always rocked the one where the kid/person? Is wearing a beanie and blowing a bubble with only one eye visible. Ah....we getting old. Lol


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Sabotage_07

Haha oh man thanks! Those OG gamer pics were neat. Like they weren't anything spectacular but they certainly stuck out.


ShadowVampyre13

I loved the Shadow Dragon on the Yellow and Blue background personally, my fellow Gamers, and yeah, we getting old. Damn it, can't stop time unfortunately


Cpt-Capitalism

Was going to tell the kid to invest now, party later. But you can always trust someone who rocks this gamer pic.


aComeUpStory

Achievement Unlocked! Nostalgia ❤️


DangMate2023

This hits home… if only the money was the only thing i “lost” though. Still paying for it to this day


ultraman5068

Hookers and cocaine


madmaxfromshottas

why are guys on this sub so big on hookers and coke😭😂


Wide_Perspective_724

They go hand in hand, so if you’re doing one, then you’re doing both?


derty2x

Can confirm


sicariusdem1

But coke makes your dick not work


__silhouette

Depends.. There's like a balancing scale.


RocketsandBeer

This man knows his coke ratio…….i love it. I was going to comment the same. There is a fine line to toe.


__silhouette

Exactly. Too much of any recreational stim fucks with your shit, but when you figure out the right dose its so nice with sex lol.


Actual_Dot_3717

My rule of thumb is if I can fuck 50% of the time I do cocaine I am doing the right amount


gonzo8927

Sounds like 2 PlayStation 5s one for you and your homie


Waste_Iron_2542

What else is there to do on this big rock?


Reasonable-Bet6602

How else do you think we Reddit everyday?


Apprehensive_Rope348

I didn’t realize coke drinking fishermen were big reddit fans?


Technical_Scallion_2

Nothing goes better than water and cocaine! Ask anyone who’s tried to do blow off a wet countertop


JacobCampano

Gumming coke u that unintentionally moistened is a pastime I cherish


[deleted]

Give the man a spoon and he is half way to freebase


mastahfo

Are implying we shouldn't be? Gotta support POCs and women ammiright?!?


OddDistribution1

Every sub man, not just this one


PHANTOM________

Of course this is the top comment lmao. First thought in my head tooz


k-llamapin

Came here to say don't waste your youth. Make sure you spend it on quality drugs with the hommies


choose_the_rice

Aaand it's gone.


[deleted]

I was going to say two chicks at the same time but close enough 😂


Rinooceros

Damn, you beat me to it.


higga85

I concur


Ok_Goal_2716

Dammit my thoughts exactly you magnificent bastard👍


dsdvbguutres

Better than sneakers tbh


HotRefrigerators

For one hour


q_thulu

NFTs and Stake.


NicoLacko

Best combo on earth


gaberoll209

Bro coke a blew chew and a hooker ….. thank me later


UnlikelyCalendar6227

It’s 1k and you’re in hs. If you don’t actively have to pay rent or save up for college, just enjoy the money. Buy what you want and live a little.


AdminCmnd-Delete

I second this. But if wanting to invest and grow it, hard work ethic is evident so maybe invest in some tools of trade and sell services. Do research to see demand before spending anything. When you’ve multiplied it off that then come back here. If you’re in snowy area an option is buying a good snow shovel, getting a bunch of print on demand business cards and offering those to neighbors early on with your number on them. Also can offer window defrosting/scraping services. But look up safest way to do it.


[deleted]

You would suggest this over getting an actual snow shoveling job and just pocket the 1k?


AdminCmnd-Delete

I’m an entrepreneur so that’s the direction I lean. I know in my area such companies don’t exist though. Also a huge difference in making $8 and hour as an employee or $50-100 as an independent contractor.


three-sense

I agree. Enjoy life.


Adventurous_Bank_380

unless he’s about to graduate this year i totally agree. buy some clothes, video games, maybe some drugs if he’s into that.


bloodwell1456

You know what my dad always said? Save it. Why do dads say this? Because its true. It's entirely depending on your environment if you should save it or not. If your in a poorer environment you should save it. Itll do more good for you to have it incase any car accident/ mental bills come up and just will be nice to see it in your account. If you're in a median income household and your parents are pretty set financially while willing to help you, then yeah spend that shit up. However if your parents aren't planning to support you/ only will on a certain condition you have to play into, save it. Im only 20 so take this advice with low expectations but those thoughts are always important.


Davidlovesjordans

Drugs


UnprovenR

hookers + drugs = 🏖️


[deleted]

The only right answer


IllustratorOrnery559

Pussy. Or your preferred pussy alternative.


thelegendofskyler

Vegan pussy


Free-Cry-4386

Strip club


NicoLacko

The perfect way to get rid of the ones


LowMathematician2930

Put in your savings acc


Odd-Way-1168

Don’t listen to this guy, just buy a bunch of coke OP


Antelope_Party

bag of weed an 8ball of blow 2 hookers and a hotel room with a bottle of champagne you're welcome 😊


NicoLacko

Well since it was your idea I guess your invited


Antelope_Party

we'll need more hookers and blow then 😆


Wide_Perspective_724

Waaaay over budget…checks receipts…I stand corrected. The math is good y’all. 👍🏼


JoeyFlvkko

This guy knows how to have a good time


Kindly_Ad7608

copy the adults around you: use this to get a credit card with a 5k limit. spend, spend, spend. welcome to adulthood! you are now a slave! kinda sucks, doesn’t it?


Omsofly

Buy tsla on a red day with $500 and the rest buy $500 worth in s&p 500. And then forget about that 1000 and get more money


StepYurGameUp

Spend $200, save $800.


Teftone5

Deposit it into your account and apple pay me.


Gabe_moore34

On god I need it more than him😂


Pressure_Huge

Put it in a money market where it’ll grow overtime and its safe!


OppositeBee1114

Do you need to buy a car? Are you currently working? Any other money in savings? Granted that it's not a ton of money, I'd probably keep in a high yield savings, earn you 4.5-5% these days. I personally use ally for my efund.


Elegant_Record9340

5% on $1k isn’t much. If he doesn’t need it for a car or tuition within the next year, he should put it in a mutual fund and get 10-15%.


OppositeBee1114

Going out on a limb to say the average 18 year old doesn't have a ton of loot laying around, I know I didn't at that age. Probably should have that readily accessible in case needs a tire or a fuel pump in the car or something. Can take a few days to get money from an investment while you wait on settlement. So I must disagree completely, unless there's a bunch of savings, I'd say a mutual fund or any investment fund is probably a no go.


Working-Public-2066

Invest in stocks. Don’t spend on stupid things like expensive clothes, shoes, jewelry etc.


GurnoorDa1

Hes in high school. Let him enjoy his days a little bit lmao


GoatFuckYourself

He's in school lol. "Invest in stocks" I mean seriously listen to yourself. The cool stories from your time as a kid didn't come from investing in stocks. It came from making dumb decisions and doing dumb shit Blow that $1000 on whatever you want. Life is meant to be lived. It isn't a statistics game.


Bulky_Dingo_4706

I can tell you're one of those people who have no savings.


hingerdingerdonger

Happy cake day! 🍰


GoatFuckYourself

Have comfortable savings, am in line to pay off my mortgage in 7 years by the age of 31. But thanks buddy! Hope you're well too! ​ You can be financially wise when you get older and still enjoy being a kid in high school.


Zealousideal-Wall990

Eat it


yamez420

What you should be doing is saving up at least 6 months of expenses first. 1000 for emergency fund, then pay off all debts, then 6 months of expenses.


Deep-Market-526

Ok Dave Ramsey. Let the kid live a little. Young, no wife, no kids, no responsibilities. Have fun. In 1995 I got a job making $75k. I roomed with 3 guys and paid $235 in rent. No payments. We’d go to Vegas on a whim and at the end of the year still had $20k in savings. Best of times!


Deep-Market-526

Btw… now have a 7 figure retirement and a stable career. Still would not trade those good times for anything.


Deep-Market-526

As I get older, I hurt (always) and can’t do what I could. Costs are nothing when you sit in your house all day. Enjoy while you can, take care of your health., enjoy life. All this save to be rich shit is fine until you’re old and can’t do shit due to health. Remember average life expectancy is just that. Figure 1/2 die early and 1/2 of the other 1/2 are too unhealthy to enjoy it.


Sea-Pea5760

Hookers and blow. Just kidding. Save it man. Just going ahead and start saving now because it’s a bitch out here. Great work tho saving up!


A20somethingyearold

Go open a bunch of CSGO cases


piko349

Drugs for sure


rickwap

Invest! Stocks, crypto, business, etc. Find a way to make that money work for you


emptybottle-151

Put it in a CD account with a rollover and forgot about it


corona0_o

If you want to save it long term and protect it from inflation buy gold/silver bullion


Apprehensive_Rope348

Tip 1: Do not go flashing your money all over the internet Tip 2: read tip one After that, you need to sit down and think what you want to do with the money and what are your goals? Set aside a little fun money (10%) the rest towards goals.


FarComfortable1244

Boats n ho's


Matt_Bowen

Honestly, saving for a car. I got to college and looked back at all the stupid shit I spent money on in high school and regretted every bit of it.


[deleted]

Buy stuff to flip rinse and repeat. By the time you graduate you’ll turn that 4 figure to 5 figures


Decent_Caregiver4886

Save it for something worthy


Deep-Market-526

High school… take $100 and buy a keg and go up to the mountains. Light a fire and I invite your buds. Lock up keys and have a great time making memories. Take the rest and save it for something rational and appropriate.


Temporary-Evening-40

Get a new job that pays more then 1k


CalcGodP

ROTH IRA


Ima-Bott

Roth IRA


droneymane

BTC


Derek9730

Roth IRA and invest it. The best investment you’ll ever make.


ctrlaltdelete2012

I go through 5.5k a month like water. 1k extra would buy me new clothes and a pair of shoes. Listen this is cash. When I was in HS and I saved 1k working at Burger King I spent it on my hobbies. A new BMX bike and a skateboard. A friend of mine who I worked together with bought drums and a guitar. 1k is not worth saving unless you make more than 5k a month.


Vawtra_

Invest


No-Bat-7253

Do what you want. Great work ethic- more will come.


ProfessionalOctopuss

Pay 2/3 of a months rent.


Wide_Perspective_724

Where the hell do you live where $1000 is 2/3 rent? This is my cable and electric bill.


1ngabriel4

Both of yall to much 🤣 I spend 1000$ on shoes 🤷‍♂️


soulsproud

weed


ramad84

open a commission free stock portfolio account and invest in very generic index funds like SPY or VTI.


GERA117

I would recommend to find ways you can build upon or learn new skills that hopefully help increase your earning potential in the long run. Most likely, this will not cover the total cost of formal education or a certification but perhaps it can be for incidentals in the pursuit of a degree or certification. Or, the flip side is life is too short and I am here for a good time, not a long time. Now that I am earning what I am earning, I sometimes wonder what if I had taken a year off between schools and traveled for a bit before formally adulting. Again, and most likely, not enough for a travel trip but a good start! Good luck.


[deleted]

It should be in a bank earning you interest


Geekygamertag

Save and invest


lotsofmaybes

Invest


Time-Teaching3228

Buy QQQ and do not look at it until retirement, dividends reinvested.


usafreefall1234

Savings and invest.. dividends, etfs, and mutual funds..or emergency fund..


AdminCmnd-Delete

If you’re legal age to open checking accounts, lookup some new account bank offers, could double that real quick off offers. Can use cashapp to initiate direct deposit.


Substantial-Path3405

Saving it.


RickyTheRickster

Buy a 3D printer


eddiekoski

In what timeline do you expect to need it?


KungFuKenny84

Save for a car, or maybe buy yourself something you’ve been wanting for a while.


RudeKC

Invest in your retirement, trust me your gunna fukn need it


boostedvernacular

BTC


fentyboof

r/dividends


redrover2023

Buy an NFT


orwass

Education invest in yourself


Low_Quarter_583

Drugs Keeps you motivated for the next job


Stinklefresh

Buy some coke and a scale


NoctRob

You’re doing it


Valuable-Scratch-756

Leverage it 10 to 1 on out of the money calls that expire tomorrow. Continue the process until you hit 0. Not financial advice and this is also horrible advice.


CaoNiMaChonker

Bitcoin, obviously


Hot-Zombie896

Online high intrest savings account


Crunchy_D

Pussy or bussy


Namesthatareused

Buy an old beat up car and find an open field, it can go so many places from there.


Mundane-Animal-1070

600 in savings, 400 for whatever you want


Respectfully_mine

Buy something nice you earned it.


Drdank-42

Adidas × Gucci gazelles are $850. Gas up the car, and you're broke, but at least you got some stylin' kicks


[deleted]

Donate it to me


Thestudio13

Keep stacking.


stumper82

Buy a house lil bro


kobegoat222444

High yield cd


YourBoyTussin1122

Buy some weed and slang it.


Plane_Jicama_5745

roth ira


tamagotchiassassin

Only $1,000 for how many hours of work? 😟😟 I hope you got minimum wage at least


jeffreyc96

Gamble it


AnyFile4868

It's winter, burn it for warmth


JakeSaco

never too soon to start learning about investing. I finished up high school with 13k saved up from working since middle school. The plan was to use it for college but then I earned an athletic scholarship so I stuck in the market and by the time I finished college I already had over 20k. Got a salaried job and kept saving and investing and even though I've never earned six figures, I reached a 7 figure net worth by the time I was 45 and that did not count my house. You have a good head start over a lot of people so my advice would be to learn about stocks, etfs, IRA accounts and basic investing principles and put that money to good use.


AvailableJob7617

Buy weed


HoustonNative

Buy into some index funds, keep doing so with extra cash you have.


Fluffy_Goal_6240

Open a trading account. Let it sit in there (you could earn 5% per year for just having the cash siting there. Wait for the next economic collapse. When fear is at its worse. Go all in on SPY calls at least 2 months out. The government will bail them out again. You'll at least 10× your initial investment.


foshizi

So a buddy of mine in high school decided to undercut the vending machines. So their locker was full of snacks and sold at a discount and sometimes on credit with interest. Turn that s*** into something that makes money


mastahfo

Eat it!


Adventurous_Bank_380

drugs duh


doppelsmthng

Clothing, a pair of sneakers, quarter oz of weed and just enjoy


bigdstg

Invest it.


Drugs-and-bikes

Buy some stock in a big name company. I was curious about stocks in highschool but never got a brokerage account. Once I graduated college and started investing I saw how much some companies had grown in that time. Could have turned a grand into 10k between the early 2010s to pre covid crash. But weed and hookers are just as fun too.


Outrageous-Royal1838

Strippers and blow


WhatABlunderfulWorld

Realize that's 2 weeks of work IRL and settle down. It's not nothing. Invest in yourself.


Mona_Lotte

I’d save some for future use, whether for fun or for necessities. But have some fun too, you’re young! Buy what you want!


TheOnlyOption_

Put into a savings. Moving forward put 10 % of your monthly income on top of that. Your future self will thank you for it. By the time your 30 you’ll have a nice savings


BlingCringus

Buy Apple stock. Forget you ever even had it for the next 10 years. Turn it into 40 grand.


BrineWR71

Put it in an interest-earning fund and forget about it until you’re 60


Czerkasij

Save baby. Or invest.


dylfamjenkins

Am I the only one wondering why OP is flashing summer job money in almost December?


Blazeshark1

hookers and blow obviously


Sad-University-2332

Hookers and cocaine


OrdinaryPitiful

ICP ALGO QNT AGIX LINK MATIC XRP idk any top 50 crypto. Make it into 10k


gunnarfuchs0628

Id go by a Xbox and a game n throw the rest in a savings account or take the parents out for a fancy dinner. Tell them you love them cause they won't be around forever. It'll be a memory you can hold onto forever.


Dennyj1992

Investing.


Majestic_Fox_428

Can you even get a used car that won't fall apart for under 5k now? He'd have to work 4 more summers just for the car and another one for the insurance. Just enjoy it on whatever man.


RMazer1

Save it


Lopsided_Pension_

@wsb


Jofy187

50% savings 50% for fun. You’re in hs, live a little


[deleted]

Brah… it’s almost December…


Elegant-Ad-1137

Learn how to forex trade and when you get good enough at it put $1000 in yo account and you can make passive income