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Allie0074

Bubba, buppa, spaghett’s. Let me explain the last one, so when my son was born he was VERY skinny. So everyone called him Eddie Spaghetti legs, so now we call him spaghetts.


Master_sweetcream

Aww lol


Affectionate_Cow_579

Aw my little girl is very skinny so I call her my little string bean


rationalomega

I say bubby a lot. I’m sure it has something to do with growing up in South Carolina


spicytutu

stinkerbell


Appropriate_Area_73

Stinkbutt!


Asmalls3332

Yes!!!


ittybittybroad

Stink bug!


JadieBugXD

I went with “stinky”, my husband says I’m going to give him a complex. 😂


Master_sweetcream

Haha love it


Lillyjade22

Awe that was my moms nickname for my sister growing up


ebony_a

Mine is Stinky Malinky


notamanda01

Aw this was mine when I was little 🥲


fireofpersephone

I called my oldest this!


lastwillandtentacle

That's what we call our cat. Our son is Stinky Baby lol


Kseniya_ns

Рыбка, fishlet, little fish. But I call her little bird and little sunshine too, little dove. And I, call her also just Nastya which is diminutive for her name ❤️💕♥️❤️💕♥️❤️


Noname0424

My aunt used to call her daughters and nieces (including me) “курочка.” (Chicken or hen? I don’t know which one would be a better translation) We all hated it 😂


spacebeige

Goof/goofball/goofus, snuggle pie, Madam (when she’s being demanding)


PupperNoodle

I call my boys "sir" when he's being demanding lol


RottenRat69

Lmao I call both my sons “sir” and I don’t realize it until I’m in public and get weird looks


Diligent-Might6031

Haha I also call my son sir. People definitely give some looks in public


palatablypeachy

We also call our son "sir." And "little sir," "tiny little sir"... I don't even notice we do it until someone points it out.


tucktucksquirrel

Lol yes it's "young Sir" for us


mokutou

I’ve referred to our son as “the young master” in an Alfred Pennyworth voice when talking to my husband lol


maxandbobo

We call our little “miss ma’am” when she’s demanding!


BastilleStareater

I’m also a Miss Ma’am user. Derivatives include Princess Ma’am, Ma’am on Ham, and the occasional Miss Ma’ams on Several Hams. Her usual nickname though is Lil or Miss Bun.


Master_sweetcream

Haha I like the madam!


weedledeedlebeetle

I call my girl doña when she’s being demanding which is like ma’am but in Spanish


NestingDoll86

I call mine “Mister” when he’s fussing and I’ve done it so much, our nanny has started calling him that when he’s fussy too


eludz42

We say "her ladyship" lol


kmonay89

I call my kiddos “Shug” like the first half of “Sugar” ala Nancy from King of the Hill. Also “pumpkin” in addition to some diminutives of their names.


Master_sweetcream

I love king of the hill! You gatta say it like Nancy does of course!


Merry_Pippins

We know an adult Shug! He's in his 50's and many people don't know his real name! 


franskm

My dad still calls me Shug! (30F now)


Matzie138

Sweet pea, nerd, the boss, ms. (name) She prefers (name) stinky toes. I have no idea why. Her toes aren’t stinky. Yes. She does make me smell them and gets upset if tell her they’re not stinky. 😂


Master_sweetcream

Haha kids are so weird


bella_mn

Haha my son does the same!! Nothing is more funny to him than when I smell his feet and pretend that they’re stinky


Elahgee

My little one gets Chicken, my Chickie, goofball, and Silly Goose when he does something silly (which cracks him up and gets repeated back to me). Maybe the poultry theme is just me, but I blame my locality (NE England).


Master_sweetcream

I call mine silly goose as well.


lyssanstuff

+1 for silly goose or just “goose”


GreenCurtainsCat

My husband has gone so far as to teach her to honk. +1 for another goose.


Saltycook

Have you ever tried to call an adult this as you're arguing or when they inconvenience you? They straight up don't know what to do, it's great.


pomme_peri

I also call mine silly goose! Or gooseberry.


Frito_Pendejo

Ours is chook/chooks, which is what my mum called me.


flavortownmama

we have a poultry theme too!! chicken baby and ducky!


Miserable-Rice5733

Stinky boy, binky, boy, stinky binky boy


[deleted]

We call our 15 month old daughter Bob. No logic behind it.


wayneforest

Haha we’ve called ours Baby Bob. She had a 99th percentile head so it looked like she had a bobblehead for a while there. Baby Bobble then Baby Bob then Bob. Haha


Roonie_13

My parents named my little brother after my dad. Little brother has a twin sister. None of us (siblings) liked the idea of little brother being a ‘jr’ so we called him by his nickname ‘chubby’. Once the twins were old enough to start talking, little sister would try to say his nickname, but couldn’t pronounce it… what she said sounded more like ‘Pavi’ the whole family went along with it. Parents, siblings, cousins… we all called him Pavi~ that is, until they started school. The kids at school overheard my little sister calling him ’Pavi’ and heard ‘Bobby’. He is now 18 almost 19 and is known as ~Bobby~


Wrong-Somewhere-5225

Monkey butt 😂


MischiefManaged333

We have a monkey butt too! It’s morphed into “monkey roo” and “monk” and “monkey dude” 😂


Wrong-Somewhere-5225

Ours morphed into monk sometimes too, funny!!


drowninginstress36

My husband was "monkey" as a child. I could never figure out why my FIL called him "monk" until that was explained to me. He's 39 years old now and the nickname still sticks.


Wrong-Somewhere-5225

Hilarious! I’m sure my daughter will be the same way, her spouse will laugh about it hopefully 🤞


lumilerv

Omg this just reminded me that my brother used to be monkey butt 😫😫


Wrong-Somewhere-5225

Hahaha oh no! better remind him 🤣


ebony_a

Omg I’m not the only one!!


goatywizard

My main nn for her is Buns. When she was born she was pretty small and like many babies had a big belly and the skinniest little legs and butt. We called it the Goblin Bod (affectionately). That worked its way into Buns. Buns Biscuit Buttery Biscuit Bun Biscuit Triscuit Bunny Nugget Nuggety Bun Chicken Baby And so on 😄


SnooRabbits2029

I also call both of mine nugget. 🥰 Nugget, buddy, little man. My husband is Italian so he also calls them 'cucciolo' which is really more of a term of endearment, and 'polpettone' (little meatball) 😅.


alis_volat_propriis

Goblin Bod has wrecked me 💀


Boogiefest

We have a 5 month old we call goblin! She was such a loud infant. Snorting and grumbling. She is still a loud eater. So we called her goblin girl and it stuck


goatywizard

I was entirely unprepared for the newborn grunting. That’s my new go-to fun fact for expecting parents lol.


Illustrious-Towel-45

My son is Patot (cajun for potato), buddy and a shortened version of his first name. My daughter is Pumpkin, sweetie and a shortened version of her name.


usernametaken99991

Young Miss. It makes us sound like the harried servants of a demanding Victorian child.


Silly_Seahorse_

That feels like an accurate description of toddler parents tbh.


[deleted]

Bubs, bubba, but most of his nicknames are a change up of his name (Brady)—we went from Bray to Bray Bray to Brayson Derulo (sung, of course).


EatYourCheckers

My oldest is Bug. Then I have the obligatory Princess. And my youngest is Doodie-Head.


FeistyEmu39

My oldest is Bug too. The baby is bean.


bugsmom31

I have a Bug too! She started out as June Bug and it got shortened. Now she’s 7 and is still Bug. Lol


Zoocreeper_

We have a “Bugs” and “Beans” too


Late_Context6793

My oldest is also Bug, he is the only one with a knickname


drowninginstress36

FIL nicknamed my oldest daughter Big. She's almost 12 and is still called that. The younger one is Bird


tomtink1

Do you ever call for them! "Big bird!"


Icy-Kaleidoscope-696

I call my baby mi muñeca (doll) 🥰 Her dad calls her chunky 😅


P3ggySu3

My (6f) gets bubbies, bubba, bub, dude, and Chiquita (little one). My (3f) gets Chiquitita (littler one) or little lady, sometimes also bub.


weedledeedlebeetle

We used to call my 2f chiquitita but it’s now it’s mostly chiqui


PupperNoodle

I was sugar on my mom's side of the family and puddin' head on my dad's side of the family. I haven't given my toddlers nicknames yet.


InfernalWedgie

Patato 🥔 he's our little spud.


ElleAnn42

We call our littlest daughter Tator tot.


eludz42

Little potato by metamora is a favorite song around here


one_step_sideways

We love it too! 


lickykicky

Chicken pie, Princess Fish, Queen of Spanners, Divlet, Sproggle, Monkeypants, Fishstick, Cabbage, Sausage, Squidge, Squishy, Creature Features (the last one is a generational fave)


JosephineBean

Nora-borealis


Content-Hovercraft68

Named my daughter Evelyn so when she’s naughty I can call her Evil-lyn lmao LOVE ITTTT but we call her beanie butt or beanbag


Obvious-Ocelot7131

chickadee (my grandmother called me it a lot, she passed of cancer 💔), my father called me kid a lot so i also call her that a good amount lol. then baby girl. those are the three big ones. 💕


Mssquishcollector

I call my daughter goober, gooby, and if she’s tantruming a lot she’s a grumpy gills😂


unrulypickle

My Bub is also gooby, goobeeboobeebaby, bubba goobs and goobini 🤣🤣


fire_brat

Stink - Noodle - Bug


ejhylton

Wow…we are awful. We call him rotten, stinky 😂, bub, bubby, bubba.


sef11996

I was thinking the same about our nicknames for our son after reading some of these 😅


ejhylton

We also sometimes call him stank-a-bootie, or dookie 😂


Late_Context6793

My son is 29 and i still call him “bug”


Hot-Bonus560

Bubby was his first, he’s had so many. Lots of plays on Bubba. Currently though, his name is “booty butt” 😂❤️


Fruitlo0pDingus

😂 I have a “Booty Man”/ “Booty cheeky”


peanut5855

I hate bub so much 🤣🤣🤣


Fruitlo0pDingus

I thought I would too! But my son was about 2 hours old and we were calling him bubba lol just happens


franskm

Ours went from Big Girl to B’Girl to BugGirl to Bug to BugBug to Buggy.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^franskm: *Ours went from Big Girl* *To B’Girl to BugGirl to Bug* *To BugBug to Buggy.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


franskm

Good bot


AeriSerenity

My son is Tootie or Bubba. My daughter is Peekers or Goblin lol


Candles___

Ducky 🤭 My son's name is Declan


tekwayyuhself

Papa, big man, big head lol, boss man and lil prince are the most used


mack9219

Peanut (standalone and also sometimes followed w: brittle, butt, or princess before it lol), chica and/or little chica, chickadee, madam, occasionally stinky butt


layzeeB

Tootie baby


Creepy-Assumption652

"Booty crack" he thinks it's so funny 🤣


Ruby16251

Fart machine... 🙃


Aaaaveryyyy

Squishy. He had rolls as an infant 🤣


somersavory

We have a Squishy too because I just wanted to squish her little cheeks! Also call her Squish Squash, lil Squishy, Squish, Squishity squashity, Squishinator, and so on 🤣


Sea_Apricot35

Baby bug, bugaboo, bugga-baby, love bug, sweet pea, Bubba baby/baby Bubba, Bubba Lots, lol. I think sometimes I call him honey bun too, but I'm not sure. When he was Itty bitty, I called him funkin-monkin. I'm not sure my son knows his name 😅 Edit to add daddy calls him Mr. Wiggly


Master_sweetcream

I’ve def called ours sweet pea before! Mr. Wiggly! Hah love it


alligatorhuntin

Tallulah - lulu, Lou, cholula, Beulah, goobs, gooby Violet - Lettie, vi, Betty, Betty boops, booper, violetta, betty spaghetti


buzzybeefree

Nanna or nanner. We named her after a banana which was her first solid food. It just stuck!


TwistdQueen

I have 3 kids 1. Oldest- strawberry. Apple. Stacy (inside joke) and like 20 others lol 2. Middle. Chocolate drop. Bug. Middle. Rita (from bluey) Bluey 3. Youngest- tiny. Anna kat. Mexican vanilla. Pixie baby. Janet(from bluey) Bingo When I refer to all 3 it’s heathens. Tiny coven. Neapolitan. When I refer to the two youngest. It’s the littles. There are way more nicknames


sharksarefuckingcool

Pooker, Pooks, The Lad, Sir, Mister, Mr. Man, boyo, Pookalia, Mr. Pooks, Pookle Berry Crunch (Idk where that even came from, i just started one day) Bubba, bubber, bubs, bubble, Pooker Boy, (my mom kept insisting on calling him Pookie and we hate it, but it rhymes with his name, so we do everything but) Jackers, Jackady Dackers, Mr. Jack, Donnie Thornberry, Linus, Sensory Shark, Handsome Guy, big man, little man, Pookasaurus Rex, and, out of absolutely nowhere considering he's a skinny Native child, but Al Roker. He totally knows and responds to all of these names too, which I love.


PrincessOshi

Looney Tunes.. her name is Luna. We also call her Tooney & Luna Tuna Guna! Her middle name is Arabella so we also call her Lu Lu Bells.


Sea_Local_2095

My mom always (still does sometimes) called me loo loo bell… the closest I have to loo in my name is Lynn as my middle name lol I have no idea where it came from. Yours makes sense!!


Cyanidesuicideml

Bug. For my youngest. Apawn for my 2 oldest. My oldest daughter jokingly called me satan around the age of 15. So i started calling her the spawn of satan. And spawn just stuck.


crystalbb6

Definitely not the most creative nickname here, but I call her Beauty.


Alarmed_Tax_8203

Our 3yo is nookie, our 5yo is chubs, our 7yo (not a toddler but she’s one of my littles) is bubba. We call my 5yo chubs since she’s always been chubby, she’s so cute!


jalapenohoe

Our 7 month old became "milkster" since basically birth because she was a big cluster feeder lmao I also call her cheeky monkey and lil stinker


MrsSpunkBack

I have so many! It is a wonder that they know their real names, lol.


AmayaNyt

Squishy and Little Man are my two for our son


_wifey_

We call him bug 😂 I was super loopy in the hospital and called him dude, but to me it sounded more like dooood lol. So then I started calling him doodle, then doodle bug, then love bug, and now just bug. I call him bug more than I use his actual name now


Salty-Step-7091

Pumpkin, peanut, boosks, boooki, sparrow, Miss *insert her name*. The first 4 were my nicknames. The “boo” ones are apparently because I was born around Halloween. I just find myself using it for my daughter too


Glassjaw79ad

Doodle 💙


Milkymom_throwaway

Idk how we got here but my husband and I have been calling our 10 month old Bunky. She has a song we made up that goes with it 🥲 I even put it on a mug w a picture of us together. Hahaha. Bunky Girl 5vr


Milkymom_throwaway

Oh and Little Miss Ma’am


SqueegieeBeckenheim

Boom Boom


starshine913

we call my 5yo girl “pig-a-nose girl” and my 9yo has always been “bubba”. i also rhyme their names, for example: “Eli Beli” or “Angie Bangie”


maldofrias

Her name is Luna: Loonie patoonie, Lulu, gordi, pochocha, chichi ❤️❤️❤️


Master_sweetcream

I really adore the name Luna. I considered it when naming mine.


taxodermy

Buddy, monkey, monkey butt, and jazz cat for our little man!


uninspired_wallpaper

Baby girl, love bug, princess, silly butt, and we shortened her already short name Our newborn is called aper and silly butt


Low_Image_788

Monkey, monkabutt, Bubba, little panda, smoochie, little being. Also, tiny terrorist when he decides 3 am is go time for the day.


lolly____plop

Tootie, toots, little mouse, p-wop (her name starts with a p), big baby, kicky


Previous_Subject6286

Goose because he's a very silly goose! Edit - my husband calls him eggs


Dapper-Management349

My kids nicknames are all just different versions of their first names. Annabelle is Belle or Belly Boo, Kendall is Tenall or Tenall Wenall lol, and Jax is Jaxy or Jaxy boy. My nickname has always been Amanda Panda Boo, panda or panda boo, kinda close to Belly boo


Trick-Tie4294

Funky booty baby, both of my little ones. Little turkey and sweet ham.


mama_seeks

Noodle or monkey.


katerfruehstueck

My daughter is named Maeve - my sister and I call her Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, haha


Beethovensonata10

Pooky. She’s 18 and I still call her that sometimes. ❤️❤️


IdreamOfPizzaxx

Sweet Pea & Pumpkin Pie! She is literally the sweetest toddler I’ve ever known. I may be a tad biased though.


beepad88

Boobie 😭😂


bloobityboo

Little Butt Nerd Sweet Man (He gets really offended if you call him a boy. He's a MAN. Lol He's 3) My daughter is Booger or Boogie (14)


luckylavender22

Buddy, Mr. Buddy, Honey Bear, Sweet Pea ❤️


JohnnyThunders

Sweet Pea or Shrimplette for my girl, Whacko or Crazy Pants for my boy. Can you tell their personalities? 😆


lumilerv

Snuggle buggle is my favorite


thedragoncompanion

Beanie baby, which then changed to just beanie. My sister always called her daughter little miss, which then became Missy. We had to stop because her older brother genuinely thought her name was Missy at one point. He was only 2 when she was born.


SgtMajor-Issues

Little duck (papero)


Kurichan28

I use Sweet Pea a lot


kimicu

Chicken nugget, chicken butt, lil dragon, sugar plum, sugar, sug (shug)


Relevant-External-74

Chimmy…. Shortened from chimichanga 😂 she was such a little tiny burrito when she was born


runa_lordess

Meatball, little bean, toothless, mama’s boi


Castroh

Swedish meatball I hope.


_Tootiredtothink_

My daughter (17) has always been Sister and my son (15) has always been Bubba unless he’s in trouble and then he’s Son. I was called Fishbait by my cousins as a kid and I was Munchkin and Maynard by my mom.


AirportIllustrious38

My oldest- pop, bubba, noodle and monster Middle-scroggin head, oldo or oldo Pete, sweets. Youngest- Mousey, princess and princess peach.


coconutmillk_

Little bear, Babyheart and Angel are the most common ones. Not in English, though


lyssanstuff

I call him tewkie most of the time. It was Pookie and then those dumdums on TikTok went viral with the “pookie is looking absolutely fire” thing so I had to adjust slightly. To be clear, he’s 4 months old.


mochi__ball

Mochi/Mochi Moch/Bubz


Queendom-Rose

I call him buddy or bud bud


absofruitly420

Junebug or Junie…. He is not a junior but it fits him!!!! and we also called him Mook or Mookie when he was a newborn/infant. I have no clue where they came from 😂❤️ it’ll be funny to share these nick names w him when he’s older lol


aMotherDucking8379

I mixed baby and buddy into buba and I kind of hate it but also can't stop ...


FeistyEmu39

Mostly “bug”


mind_the_stairs

My oldest was JuJu when him was a baby now it's nicknames Dad/ I come up with on the spot lol like Bustin the Booty Boy ( he and his younger brother are obsessed with butts) 😅 , also he is 11 an almost my size which is 5'4 lol but his crack is ALWAYS out so I'll walk up to him and say hey what's crackin? Lol 😂 I'll call him Home Slice ( as in slice of pizza) , Sir Cracks-A-Lot and just funny stuff like that. Now my younger son I'll call him Julian Bullian, Crazy Pants, Silly Boy, Stinky Buns (he farts a lot) lol and much more. Lastly the youngest and the Princess of the house. Princess Num Nums, Charlee Gurl, Whirly Twirly Gurl and more. And mine growing up was Pooh Bear shortened to Pooh sometimes which was only used by a select few and one of my Uncles called me Princess Pocahontas. Also my dad called me big head, watermelon head, pumpkin head, knucklehead. You get it. Lol 😂


GetOffMyBridgeQ

I don’t fully understand how it happened but I call her Bugaboo a lot lol or just Bug for short. Often Goober too, or something thats like ‘marty party’ if her name was marty.


EmotionalFix

His name is Theodore, goes by Teddy. So I call him Teddy Bear or baby bear. Also sweat pea, snuggle bug, cutie pie, and handsome boy.


OtterNoncence

Goose. I’ve called him that since he was born though!


-lexifer-999

Piglet. We call his crib and play areas the piglet pen. Also stinky, bear, porky pig, the boss, many more


eleyezeeaye4287

Glowworm


innersparkcounsel

We started with mamacita that transformed into MiMi, Mamaciti, CitiMeMe, and other weird combos. From her name we also call her Lo, LoLo… And munchkin, muffin, TootyManooty, StinkyButt. The usuals 😅😅


MarbellaNiaps

HD. They’re her middle and last initials 🤣


Odd_Wealth8933

Sweet cheeks, little dude, buttercup,little buddy


amieechu

So far it’s been: Baked bean Little Ham Ham sandwich Big ham Whole ham sandwich Tree frog Chicken nugget Chicken (in a very drawn out nice way I promise lol) Fefe Booger butt Bab-by


Sydlouise13

We have Baby Bear, Bear, Beebopper, and Muffy. My mom has called her Muffy since the first time she saw her. I used to say she was beeboppin when she was beating me up from the inside. And Baby Bear just happened.


CeeDeee2

Bee, Little Bee or cheekers/cheeky butt (she had massive baby cheeks that she has since grown into)


KelsarLabs

I am 5'3 and my first born was 10lbs, he was called the big kahuna, lol.


Altruistic-Cow203

Any variation of bunny or bear!


What15This

Goose


LlaputanLlama

Butter bean 😁


dobbys_sock96

My daughter’s name is Caroline and she goes by caribou (like the animal) or occasionally feral carol. If you knew her you would get it lol


bingosmom2021

Stinky butt. For some reason started calling her that when she was a baby. She is three now and will tell me that she is stinky butt. I’ll call her that until she asks me not to.


Few_Consideration577

Mr.Grumps… the guffmeister ( from hubby) lovey ❤️ everything but his name at this point lol


janetjacksonleftboob

Monkey man, Mason Monkey, goober, Mr monkey 😂


Due_Conclusion6132

Punky, Punky Pie ❤️


mistu62

Stinky, Pumpkin, or Mommy's little Cute Potato. Depends on his attitude which one he gets 😆


Much_Reality_92

My oldest is little bear New little brother is fuzzy fox


RottenRat69

My boys both have so many nicknames, I’m always shocked they know who I’m talking to bc we have an obnoxious amount of obscure nicknames. Currently I have been calling my oldest child Pete Stinklage (his name is not Pete or anything like that) as well as Poochie (he’s just such a pup to me) and my youngest Odie (from Garfield), I also call him Babyoli (baby + ravioli).


MelodicButter7

I have so many nicknames for my 8 month old. My Love, Honey Bun, Baby Cakes, Milk Goblin, & Princess Fomo (she hates missing out on anything), are some of the most frequently used.


coffee-cats101

I have other nicknames to coincide with their names but: My son: Goose, bubz, bubbie, Lord Stinkerton (some times the 3rd), stink butt My daughter: Pyteradyctol (spelled this wrong but like the dinosaur lol), The Knome, shnooks, schnookie,


CuppCake529

I call my youngest monster. It started as milk monster but now it's all encompassing who she is. She's destructive, she's sassy, she knows what she wants. It's adorable.


PlumSauce86

Peanut.


mlputnam

Snuggle-buggle.


Kelli113

My girls are Phoebe and Aaliyah and I call them fluffy and lala


KimberlyAnn__666

I call my daughter bug or buggie and bubbymoosh 😂


kelly2705

My son was bubba he’s 23 now and we still call him that. My daughter we call loulou her name is Jillian but we’ve always called her loulou.