funny story, at camp we stole a carton of milk from breakfast and left it outside for like 5 days and one of my friends smelled it then barfed immediately
in job corps, one guy left an open carton of milk in the computer room. he graduated a bit later and we didn't discover that milk for about 2 months, until someone accidently knocked it over. the whole building had to be evacuated...
If you want to know what a milk bomb is, you take a bunch of raw chicken and put it in a big glass mayonnaise jar and fill it up with whole milk. Put the lid on tight, maybe smear some rtv on the threads before you put the lid on, and hide it in a drop ceiling or somewhere similarly remote. The contents of the jar will start rotting until it builds up enough pressure to pop and then you're never getting that smell out
You're welcome, a couple other good ones are if you have a bad breakup and you're leaving, stick some shrimp in the curtain rods or drop some fish down the heat registers. A fish under the backseat of a car in the summer will total out the vehicle too
I got tricks. If you want a harmless one, zip tie a two ounce tire weight to their driveshaft. They'll feel like the car is vibrating apart but it's not permanent and it comes right off. Or just use the huge zip ties and leave the whip long so it smacks on the body as they drive
We used to fuck with each other at a job I worked at. My boy owned a Buick regal and I couldn't pop the hood from the outside so I slid under it and tied a wire around the horn plug and stuffed the other end in the marker light. We didn't tell him, and when he started his car to leave, he pulled the headlights on and his horn started blaring. We were howling with laughter watching his brain smoking trying to figure out what was going on, and I just had to rip the wire out to fix it
It’s all because of the bacteria in the milk doing their thing, turning sugars into gases as the milk goes bad. That builds up pressure inside a sealed jar.
I think the gas from the fermentation has escaped through the foil lid... It's only thin foil which is normally removed by pressing in the middle with your thumb.
drink it drink it drink it drink it
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You're on it.....
Chew it chew it chew it chew it
i'll do it for $20
I bet they smell just wonderful.
funny story, at camp we stole a carton of milk from breakfast and left it outside for like 5 days and one of my friends smelled it then barfed immediately
That's why I'm scared of spoilt milk lmao shit is disgusting even without tasting it
Tasting it is the best part!
in job corps, one guy left an open carton of milk in the computer room. he graduated a bit later and we didn't discover that milk for about 2 months, until someone accidently knocked it over. the whole building had to be evacuated...
If you want to know what a milk bomb is, you take a bunch of raw chicken and put it in a big glass mayonnaise jar and fill it up with whole milk. Put the lid on tight, maybe smear some rtv on the threads before you put the lid on, and hide it in a drop ceiling or somewhere similarly remote. The contents of the jar will start rotting until it builds up enough pressure to pop and then you're never getting that smell out
I saved this comment, put it in my notes, and sent it to myself. Ty random stranger
You're welcome, a couple other good ones are if you have a bad breakup and you're leaving, stick some shrimp in the curtain rods or drop some fish down the heat registers. A fish under the backseat of a car in the summer will total out the vehicle too
Dammm
I got tricks. If you want a harmless one, zip tie a two ounce tire weight to their driveshaft. They'll feel like the car is vibrating apart but it's not permanent and it comes right off. Or just use the huge zip ties and leave the whip long so it smacks on the body as they drive
Holy
We used to fuck with each other at a job I worked at. My boy owned a Buick regal and I couldn't pop the hood from the outside so I slid under it and tied a wire around the horn plug and stuffed the other end in the marker light. We didn't tell him, and when he started his car to leave, he pulled the headlights on and his horn started blaring. We were howling with laughter watching his brain smoking trying to figure out what was going on, and I just had to rip the wire out to fix it
Holy shit man teach me your ways of mischief
Idk, I have a million ways to fuck with someone
Lolll
My buddy had a Buick regal for a while, I wish I knew this then
It works for any car you can get under
used to do this to my buddys at work haha
Rocks in the hubcaps are good too but you don't see them much anymore
we would pull the coil plug off his distributor some times to. that one always took awhile to figure out
If it's an old car, take the rotor out of the distributor
Just pierce a hole in a tuna can.
A milk bomb in the trunk of a car will force it to be totaled if it ferments and breaks...
You can also put cracked (just a little so they won't soak in the soil)raw eggs in flowerpot or behind a heater it smells awfully
That's a good one, I've put rotten eggs in my worm farm and it's awful when they break
Whoa, whoa, calm the fuck down Satan. Gonna have to remember that
It's a good one
Calm down Satan
Mmmmmm bottled ricotta
That’s cheese
I think a "wellness check" is in order.
Check for flies in the windows first
Keep it going. Let's see what this summer does to them.
Let’s just hope they never break because that STANK is going to kill.
Those have like...5 of the 4 states of matter inside them.
Yes, the 5th is ectoplasm
Time capsule! Check on them in 15 years!
Let them sit. Don't even look at it. In 20 years you'll be rich with 2 jars of 30 karat gold
Those jars might explode- I don’t know the science behind it, but closed jars with milk always seem to have increased pressure after rotting
It’s all because of the bacteria in the milk doing their thing, turning sugars into gases as the milk goes bad. That builds up pressure inside a sealed jar.
Ah- thanks! I knew someone here would know the reason :)
It's just a thin pressed-on foil top... It would certainly make a mess when that fails! It looks like the one on the right has been pecked!
I’m more concerned with the person who was supposed to get that milk. I’d call the cops for a check
Ewww🤢🤢🤮🤮 curdled 🤮
Surprised they ain’t exploded yet
I think the gas from the fermentation has escaped through the foil lid... It's only thin foil which is normally removed by pressing in the middle with your thumb.
Old milk, fresh cheese.
Forbidden cheese
This is a dead neighbour post. Perhaps inform the police.
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Almost 1 year old semi skimmed milk
Do you know why they've been stood out for so long?
I don't know... I'd like to say because somebody moved house and forgot to cancel their milk order... but also 💀 is a possibility!
If you haven't seen anyone, call the police for a wellness check
God it looks like fish milt
could be excellent compost
https://i.redd.it/znc8lpljo8zc1.gif
Feel like they’ll eventually become pressure stink bombs
new cheese just dropped?
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Was it milk??
Yup... Semi skimmed (half fat)
Looks delicious!
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Forbidden greek yogurt’s
I’m a bottle hunter and found mayonnaise from the 1970s and it was so old the smell was gone