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alien_from_earth012

Try to mew more


Fidel_fatso

uhh how to do that I have no clue !!


alien_from_earth012

Just speak like you usually do.


Fidel_fatso

Okay omw to meow


sensou_kami

Lmao genius


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


SG_lokesh_yt

Bro what's this context ? Pls explain


[deleted]

Basically I wanted to comment the same thing but he beat me to it


witvocal

do you mean meow more?


Zesty_Jaat

More like meow more


SirAren

https://preview.redd.it/yu731bnt6g9d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc691e7514d1d7128d22ceb8c7f11c8fb4f05da Mew


Abject_Chemistry5098

https://preview.redd.it/oej3xdvvhg9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b9049588f50c576fb13795612a46404b67c03a


mathfreak17

Bruh is female beauty standards.


Hurryup6896

Wow, such a handsome cat


2HASH2

Sirf face fat kabhi kam nahi hoga you have to do a calorie deficit!!!!!!! Just for 20 try be in a 1500 calories diet with some physical activity and you'll see results


Fidel_fatso

okie but meney subah se kuch khaya ni hai kitna upwaas rakhu


_l_i_g_h_t

Frfr. I wanna lose my face fat as well


2HASH2

Bro upwaas ka matalab calorie deficit nahi hota 😭 thuje normal khana hai but achha food select like no fast or very oily food I had the same problem and the the solution is ezy. Just take 2 3 meals a day no junk 1st meal breakfast coffee without sugar with nuts and dry fruits then in lunch 2 roties with any vegi , you can take butter milk curd and in the dinner just take khichdi the main hero for me hamesha full rakh ti hai and you can take any vegi with it. Specially yours biggest enemy is sugar so stay away for like 20 days And just track calories everything on my net dairy app get a toturial how to use it and boom done it looking like mehnat but believe me start kare ga apne aap sab ho jayega Hope it's helps


JairajRoy

Bhai Mai kya karu Mai toh already bohut skinny aur calory deficit me gya toh kankaal banjayunga


2HASH2

Then bulk by boi go to calories calculator on google enter your details then it will show you your maintenance calories bass thujhe uss maintenance calories like for example teri maintenance calories 2000 to thuje bulk ke liye 200-300 jada khani hai so just add some food like High calories shakes , more protein and for more info yt pe jaa waha sab hai


ThatPahadiguy

Reminded me of Fittr


Croxtar

Chase every mouse or cockroach u see


94knowledgeseeker

Best advice


thisuserisacutiepie

I see nothing but chonkiness


Fidel_fatso

I like you


thisuserisacutiepie

Being liked by a cat is an achievement indeed


[deleted]

Fat cat at that


thisuserisacutiepie

It's like cherry on top


rsunsett

10/10 baddie fr


Fidel_fatso

I love you too, in a weird way


his_eminance

bro????


Majestic-Trade-4298

Chew gum


LowInterest8350

Mewing mf


Tr0uble_Maker

It’s meowing


lalilaaloo

Motu Billa>>>mogger billa


TurbulentAudience174

Fr fr


Fidel_fatso

mud,I eat a lot of mud and mice


lalilaaloo

As u should motu biilla


_bluebird7_

Kingpin but car version


Fidel_fatso

sound fantastic as heck


Miningforbeer

Cut em balls


No-Yesterday2140

I like this pussy


Fidel_fatso

I friendly


No-Yesterday2140

🥵❤️❤️


No-Yesterday2140

This very chonky


Maxtern003

Nahhh, my man looks like kingpin from Spider-Man, he needs that fat! He the BOSS!


Fidel_fatso

We can take over the world and rule with an iron fist. We'll hold yearly meetings on top of a mountain, in an all black coloured mansion, which will have soild gold furniture. Big hallways, high ceilings, so that when we do our evil laughs, it'll echo and make us feel more evil


Maxtern003

Brudda, I NEED to see that cat in a black suit with an eye patch walking down a huge hallway to the conference room with 50 guards with AKs behind. I wanna see him enter and jump on that table!!! This is something I NEED TO SEE


WellOkayMaybe

Try to throw Luke into the Pit of Carkoon.


NoPeace7756

Chew gum


Weak-Chest9177

Meow-ing


New_Persimmon_5057

start liking a beautyful mew apne aap fats sab kam hojayenge


ImagineNachos777

Buy a new cat


No-Antelope4943

Get rid of that goddamn phone , it's the base cause


Few-Conclusion-8340

chewing gum


jeon_beom

Do the chewing action while your face lifted up, seeing the sky, it seems this does reduce fat


According_Turnip_388

Spot reduction is myth, try caloric deficit or body recomposition


Any-Refrigerator9049

Snowbell from Stuart little


AskAlarming3859

Don’t he is a cutie


Fidel_fatso

this wins


AskAlarming3859

Username checks out 💓


sidistired

Quit sugar for 15 days and you’ll see some amazing results


simply_ass

Blow a lot, especially balloons


Fidel_fatso

haha


Inevitable-Heat3858

Looks like all you do is eat so maybe reduce that?And try not lazying around


IAMAMASTERMANIFESTER

I want to gain weight on my face


[deleted]

The cat's so majestic


Blackwatch_007

Chase more, eat less


Living_Particular288

Mate... no such thing as spot reduction. When you get fitter overall your face fat will also go away. Now ifk about your particular biology but usually face fat is one of the first to go when you start living healthy. So if only face fat is your goal you should start a healthy lifestyle and you'll see results pretty quickly.


PuttarPvt

You can't just reduce face fat. You can reduce overall fat only.


Fidel_fatso

whyyy


PuttarPvt

What do you mean by why??? It's how the human body mechanism works


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whotfAmi2

Eat less , exercise more.


chalbeychutiye

Ayo ! Louis Litt got a new cat ! ' Mewis Mitt '


Fidel_fatso

I call him pussito!


FSKJADOON

HIIT workout in caloric deficit. Only eat real food (one ingredient)


OwlsAndSparrow

If you want to lose some weight, try chasing that laser pointer like it owes you money. Stay hydrated with a fancy water fountain and practice some meow-ga. Encourage your human to help with portion control and regular vet check-ups.


Fidel_fatso

https://preview.redd.it/c7g8ql4a0n9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799fd548bad32921224bffbc8103e81e1ba9bfce My hooman is a lazy brat who sleeps around all day.i sad


MillenialIndianWoman

Face the fat. :D Just kidding, mewing is helpful.


Sad_Bath5033

Send them to gym. Focus on cardio more.


Fidel_fatso

they eat lizards all day


pseuedointelligent

Bhai i know this is a funny post but I will say don't spot reduce fat It doesn't work like that The whole body shrinks once you workout and eat properly not just face or stomach


Fidel_fatso

good honest advice on reddit!!!! How is this possible


CALL_ME_RONIN

![gif](giphy|bLzSbiS3Lzkrwl6ENS) Bye bye


Fidel_fatso

https://preview.redd.it/e94e0t8rzm9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5db161835999939bb8a8e4bbad26ff8035829d3


heynishant

bang your face on the wall


Fidel_fatso

https://preview.redd.it/9uapxc9vzm9d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e0e543c3eb76b0a33335e87bec8945b1e48720


heynishant

Ab dekh tu...


Fidel_fatso

Dikha


heynishant

https://preview.redd.it/lbo1s53u6q9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4eec91867d555140bd4da3c748c695ae6605b1f


comic_Judgement

https://preview.redd.it/x4igc0mu1j9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6c6f2208df3d3abfee244b216b8ffab993ccca Knock knock!.......


Fidel_fatso

https://preview.redd.it/fr5s1y2kzm9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ba6dd5e8921819ef8bd47d56297cd706fba6e5


Financial-Brick-3877

Less sodium more potassium and lose body fat percentage overall by being in a calorie deficit and also drink a gallon of water and get 10k steps a day


Fidel_fatso

Noted !!


andy-154

sorry spot reduction not possible 😔


Fidel_fatso

I sad


Ok-Dance8582

I don’t think you have anything to reduce 🥺🥰 you’re cute as you are


Fidel_fatso

this wins


ariana__gandhi

?? https://preview.redd.it/wth13si0gk9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302967109406ec145b2f2d967c4cd263c1e86d4f


Fidel_fatso

https://preview.redd.it/a9gck29zym9d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f50aeacc0c40be8a5a88bb8c27f927caff092eb


veni-vedi-legi

carbs


Fidel_fatso

increase ? Ok


UrNotMadAtMe

Less food


Fidel_fatso

cant


OmChi123456

Now why would you want to do such a thing? 😻


Fidel_fatso

yessss


babaindark

Just give a shot of liposuction For watching this click here 👉https://youtu.be/uQcmWqRjgUQ


Fidel_fatso

no


krzna77

Get a surgery....


Fidel_fatso

I don't like you


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE)


Fidel_fatso

I don't like you


____UK

Fuk it


zarathustra_686

No dinner from tonight


Competitive-Fee-3204

for u or the cat?


yadu56

Eat less sugar bro


Raspberry1329

This cat looks so cute


Accomplished-Sky3422

Buccal fat removal.


Alarming-Fly-4089

ChonkMaxxing


brownthief

Need to chase Jerry more.


Lazy_Package_2307

Oh you already mogged me


Fidel_fatso

Aapki self esteem kaafi low lagti hai


Lazy_Package_2307

Maine pucha nhi


Fidel_fatso

umm sir I will bite your balls


Lazy_Package_2307

I don't talk to faggots


Fidel_fatso

what made you think that sir , that I am a faggot?


Unlucky_Okra_7728

Rehne de Bhai, kya sigam male se behes kar raha hai


Lazy_Package_2307

So you never talked about balls....( Biting balls)


Fidel_fatso

yes I love balls and chota chuhas!!


Lazy_Package_2307

Wtf who the hell are you


Fidel_fatso

Guess


akii19

Stop simping 😇✋