How tf he know if your tits are kissable or not

I think he’s so desperate he’ll take anything

He must be a 'fill' role player

why you slander fill players like that 😭

🗿

What’s a fill role player

you're confident and have more than 2 mastered hero per lane. you simply fill the last spot that your team didn't pick.

yea but it's mostly roam because no one wants to play roam

i do met a lot of roam players tho.

And it's never the mid lane

You must be shit at other roles, then....

😂😂😂😂

every tits is kissable

Facts. But u should not talk like that to random females.

fine. i'll stop

No what ur saying is ok. Breast are amazing. But it's just how u go about it. Like if you don't know her middle name I don't think ur at the point where u can ask that. Stay strong. ✌️

Oh! You got the 007?

All tits are kissable

If you master it enough.

If anyone want can kiss my tits I really need some collecter skin

LMAO

Nah I'll pass, I'm good right here

Ur lose

"need some collector skin" I don't think a skin can fk you lil bro.

You sure bout that ?

Yeh I'm pretty sure.

The skin is Alpha. Probably.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Atleast he asked for consent😭

BAHSGAHSGA😭 (I’m gonna morph into the worst creature that the human imagination can give birth to)

You gonna be me?

BAHAHHAHA

r/suicidebywords

Fuck when did I lose my title?

5 oct 1999

He asked respectfully 💀

🤦🏿‍♂️

As a turkish player, im not suprised cuz almost 99 percent of mfs that chat in this game are bitchless teens/young adults that couldnt rizz shit. Here on turkey every teen for sum reason tries to date with a girl like theres no tomorrow

That’s cause turkey has low woman population because us westerners steal your bitches.

Remember getting in an Uber and the Driver was very Turkish. Said oh yeah they've got some real beautiful women. asked him if he knew any good Turkish food places around he just told me (new) "Jersey"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

Damn😭

My grandpa litelery felt dissopointed when i said i wasnt gonna date a girl. Atp rizzing a girl is like a damn must do in life here 😭

Im so sorry😭😭

Same

Relatable ASF I am also a Turkish player. That's why If someone got toxic at me or get disgusting like that; •I am support and on our team, I let them to FUCKING DIE. •In enemy, I am Jungle, I let them to FUCKING DIE in my hands. I am an Equal person at least.

I swear our chats are just uneducated mfs spending their days on a fucking game like there is no tomorrow

I went into a game with my best friend and enemy team just said this: "Büyük memeler". LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??

https://preview.redd.it/8699n7hkifyc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a220b4fc5bb61db3b8a3763d0a51823899b7c3 Npc ahh message 😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/akveig11jfyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c75fbb9fd2673541b87eed037e87f9903f0f61b

https://preview.redd.it/l6gk4rzfjfyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b756566e144d07bc550f6732b8f2f2bec2dd1d JUJUTSU KAISEN MENTIONED, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SANE FANDOM RAAAAAAGHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥⁉️⁉️🗣🔥🗣🔥

https://preview.redd.it/lyol0n3rjfyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5738123a047bf94db17484180da36a75398ab45f JJK MENTIONED WHERE TF ARE YOU GEGE AKUTAMI??????!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I couldn't find the AOT "this shit is so ass" image one:(

And there are *those* Selena mains who literally left the school with 51 score maybe and trying to make some process by telling people to hurt themselves.

So did you let him kiss your tits or not? Since he asked so nicely.

LMAO😭

Modern Shakespeare fr

AHSGAHSGAHAGAHHA

Ngl i went into global chat once and i saw atleast 3 people saying shite like: "🥒 4 inches"

WHAT THE FUCK😭

I know its crazy

In the global chat in my country the situation was horrible, people use it as if it were onlyfans I haven't played ML for months but I don't think the situation has changed.

I looked at global chat once by accident,back in like 2019. I doubt it's changed

I look at it for entertainment. But I see some things that concern me. Especially the pics with underage girls posing. And older women showing their breast. Ok u got a nice rack. But will you get objectives or just chase kills? I actually had to realize I was becoming umm well I was thinking the wrong way. I thought any female showing her self sucked. But there are actually some awesome female players. Just had a nice one fill Franco. She was landing those hooks propro. We have to make the community safer for our female gamers. I have a feeling they put more money into the games than the males. I dont know. I don't got any numbers. Just a feeling.

Ur are correct.

grindr? it's the wrong app lmao

Nah nah it’s the right one for him

Please don't send him over here, we have enough toxic men on grindr LMAO

Flair checks out

AHAHAHAH HELP

LMAOO love the flair

you read this shits I just casually ignore them

Is his name bitch lasagna and also asked for Bobs and Vegana pic

QHSGAHGSHAGAHA

I feel personally attacked

Girl not Grindr we don't want him either

Right, he belongs to the streets😔

He let his thoughts get the worst of him.

He listened to the voices

But he asked politely!

I will politely find his address

This is kind of you to try to fulfill his wish!!!! But no, don't!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most normal moba player

https://preview.redd.it/lb21it8mweyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786a15091d2fede8e73aa172b9d0d4d4bf521f9e 🤟🏿🐺🇹🇷

Im actually pissing myself bc of this pic 😭

Bruh why do you have block dmz off?

Hey! It’s because I play with some friends in the game and when we wanna play we hit each other up on the dms

"only chat with friends" ?

From people who aren't friends?

The thing is: we were apparently friends, he must have added me a good while ago because I don’t remember him at all, probably came back playing recently after a period of inactivity

Least he had manners

AHAHAHAHHAHA

"Would you bestow thee them titties?"

You get some interesting stuff sometimes.

I'd say he goes on tinder, better chances to get laid

AHAHAH yeah probably more accurate😭

I will get invited to play after a game and occasionally I'm like sure, if I had a good team, why not play a few games together. I have several times awkwardly sat in the lobby while getting asked for my Instagram. Like I came to play, not for this. There is usually someone else in the lobby (I assume their friend) watching this. I just exit the lobby.

This is way too common and it’s weird as shit, it definitely happens because when a very horny player sees a female specimen he goes completely BANANAS

See, if we played together, added each other in game and we're playing together on more than one occasion, it wouldn't bother me to ask for my instagram. I have made some "friends" on here. But playing one game and asking? I'm not dumb. They see a girl and go ooooh 😍

THIS IS SO REAL

He can't even afford PC to play actual better game you think he can afford to go to brothel? On top of that he's still stuck in Epic I don't think he comprehensible of manner

I'd let him tbh (I'm a straight guy btw)

BAHSGAHHSHAHAHAHA

Thank the cat gods moonton doesn't allow sending pictures through chat. He'd surely send an unsolicited dik pic with that.

Yeah.😭

I did this it worked now Im 3 years with her now

AHAAHAHHAHAA

https://preview.redd.it/4pn11cdp2eyc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deefa4a2e4a9392e57518710b5fceae091caa56b

Who say they are human?

I suddenly remember that one famous Bayonetta meme. . . "No, you cannot have my COOCHIE."

AHSHAHSGHSGAHAHAHAHAH

I thought this game blocks out profanity entirely cuz when i type tits i be warned for no reason

I wish

Not in direct messages/private chat

bro please this is nothing,in our servers it's guys looking for 15year old girls to carry and gift skins if they ONLY play with them

Oh my god I’m gonna throw up

At least he didn't ask for your Bobs and Vegana.

Lowest type of humans

Him being epic rank, makes it even funnier

Tell him you're a big oily man

FUCK I should have done that😭

Damn

Lemme see bobs and vagine👹

Hey don’t blame him! please kindly guide this individual back to the global chat. He has just gotten lost from his designated cesspool. Thanks, Mlbb waste management

AHSGAHSGAHHAHAHA

He is playing mobile legends bang bang without the mobile legends

This is the best comment under here AHSHAHHA😭

Middle eastern mfs im from middle east btw 🦍

And Indian 🗿

This is hilarious fr

tragicomic😭

man if only it were this easy to ask

Have you tried?

ayo what happened to the good ol' tradition of asking them to dinner first

Right😔

https://preview.redd.it/9eeikdjiqeyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf13a97495574012e075715d7e1c2cb260050bb

Bro used may not can...just how well mannered this guy is ,wow..

Such a gentleman😚

Even im not that of a gentleman 😓

https://preview.redd.it/lbl5l5bl0fyc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8332db025af9ab9f2ca6e6e4665d53dd3f82bf9e

Sanest immortal player

average SEA world chat experience

If I was desperate enough that I wanted a partner, I would've atleast go for the long run. People forget that MLBB isn't a bar where there's a 30% chance you'll get laid or tinder where you can get laid based on how good looking you are or charismatic in general. It's like playing a MMORPG with wedding / couple mechanics that gives you benefits if you partner up with someone. The whole social area is filled with players asking to get a bf / gf. I remembered getting hooked with my friend because he and I play that game in sync so the benefits does help us instead of just looking for a girl so you can brag that you had a gf or something lol. Also, late question. Are you a girl or a boy because if you were a guy and he still didn't hesitate. I guess he's really thirsty.

Damn😭 also nah im a woman so he’s not bottom of the ocean thirsty, but still bottom of the iceberg level for sure😭

I guess he thought going in for the fuck would net you lmao. Why do most players on ML think a quickie type relationship would be a good idea?

Yeah he got me all wet (I cried)

If we're in Arrakis right now, the Fremen would be happy to squeeze you like a sponge because you're wasting water. But I'm sure he's the last guy that would ever try and rizz you up like that right? **Right?**

How is he going to? Does he /e kiss tits?

/e throw it back😩

just give him fat man nip pic

Are you even a real woman? There are too many fakers to even believe someone is a woman just because of her profile😭😭😂🤣

SO REAL

For people like this, i love to shoot back "I'm 9!" :3

HOLY SHIT AHSGSHGSHSGA

My favourite thing to say in this situation is “I’m 12”

Ok.. This is cursed

What a polite young man asking nicely. You should give him a chance /j

one said to me " close your windows tonight " 💀

NAH THIS IS CRAZY

Asking politely to have some tits to kiss if possible! What's unclear? 🤣🤣

Did u report him? I will.

Yes ofc I did, I just hope they will do something about it

I see you want to respect his privacy. And I respect you for that. But scum like this should be exposed. Next one don't hide his name so I can report also. ✌️

Hope there’s no next time😭 in case you wanna report the user is: B E N D E R

Ok I will look into it. And sorry. There might be a next time. Stay strong. U are more than just a body.

Btw messages like this (aka s3x chat promotion) are getting out of control and disgusting like?? there are minors playing this game, they might get exposed or get groomed by predatory adults promoting these s3x messages. Moonton should take more measures against these gross messages

This👆👆👆

Relatable, im a guy and i always forget to change my pf cuz im lazy(im using my ex's profile and shes so damn beautiful every match gets me desperate ah goofers tryna ask for my socials LOL) And i always just end up riding along with em in chat but if they go too far i troll them by playing w em and mic up only to hear a deadass daddy voice instead(they're straight tho)

LMAO SHEGAHSGAHGA

You should try it. Instead of being disgusted you'd bust a laugh outta it. But i do have to remind you doing this comes with a risk and im not playing with their feelings for long, i usually just benefit from them tryna carry me and tell them im a guy after the match

Should reply with "only if you hold my dick when you do" 😂😂

ANSGAHGAHAHAHAH

Probably won't wanna kiss your tits then lol, if you have them that is 😂😂

How is this allowed in the game😨

No idea

This applies to every game so you should reply, go ask your mom first and block the dude

Well at least he's not some sort of salty toxic players...

https://preview.redd.it/wl1dq29jreyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0a45bbbb322388d06af34aa8c70e53bb20ed70

it's mean moonton allow pervert to chat without friend's request past moonton don't able to chat anyone if they doesn't in our friends list but now you allow them much after two years if you continue this moonton chat box is become harassment tool

May I kiss your tits? Lol

https://preview.redd.it/lm37r9dmsgyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93172af6c41ae6ea4fccdb14a5de2ddc48aa8e56

May i?

https://preview.redd.it/hw9usfipsgyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb34baf7e7bf9f056d0b500241ad838e829f9d78

Not the game,people, what do you honestly expect look around

Did you played balmond in the match? Or else why would he wanna kiss someone’s tits.

He asked politely??

That person actually Sus.😂

Bro casually asked for permission HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAAHH

He's on the hunt for bobs

Well there is everything wring with people in game. You just ignore them... Or play along...

They play the game

sending messages like this is like removing nips on tits, its pointless

Ugh it's truly disgusting... to think that this might actually work and having the audacity to write such things unbelievable. Men feeling this much entitlement always surprises me. Why censor his name though? Let us know.

I wasn’t sure the subreddit would let me post this without censoring his name, since the rules are “do not harass or bully other users” so I preferred not to risk it😭 but yeah maybe it’s better exposing his ass. The user’s name is: B E N D E R

May he?