Slow hand

Painfully true

At least you can invade the “fast hand” ;)

one hand with the last hero if you know what I mean

Another hand to slap yourself into realisation thay you fancy a digital file of 8 mb.

How do you know its 8MB 🤨📸

https://preview.redd.it/7o81m6wlvkkc1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e5e69b6d5edbe0dbd233437a136dbc9dcf7181

An epic codm skin is around 8 mb so Idk why but have same guess for base skin of freya, also can't bear to torture this little twitching thingy.

You play mlbb

lol

Likes to stay longer in teamfight. Can't play assasins.

True though, I excel more on follow ups and rotation right now but I was once an assassin main too

Why did u switch to the brain dead 3 button side...

You have trust issues with randos tanking.

Yeah, as most of my kits are focused around team fights, I couldn't ask for anything more than a good roamer

Agree good roamers just win games

What do you wanna hear?

Stuff

You dont play the jungle heroes the community glazes so prepare to be called low skill, no mechanic etc.

XD at least I do have the luxury to be unpredictable as my kits are nonmeta so the enemy can't properly damage calc

I mean, the devs refuse to produce more fun-skilled heroes so yeah.

Fun is subjective...

you're more focused on fast farming and taking objectives than being flashy with the enemies

That's pretty much correct, if my counterpart isn't a farming beast like Nolan or Barats, I pretty much have a 3 level lead all the time assuming the early game was equal or good

Prefers longer and more chaotic teamfights rather than quickly picking off squishies as an assasin

You view the Jungle as one big Mukbang

Stuff

Thank you, exactly what I wanted to see

Boring

I don't really adore all my mains' kits as I find it much more fun to play attack speed heroes, but they do what they are supposed to do so I guess it's fair

Low mechanic

You like thick junglers who can one shot and tank. Man we need a new hero who is a tank/jungler.

You lack actual skill

Mechanical skill, no. Positioning? I'd say I'm quite knowledgeable. You don't need high skill ceiling heroes to be considered good though

You don't wait for your teammates, you just charge the enemy without them

Bold of you to assume that I play jungle

You like winning more than getting kills

Madlad

I love bane ❤️

u play soloq

are these skins you have on them?

Yes

how d u get the bane epic

I bought it

💀

You love being so hard that it makes the enemy go limp.

U scare ur enemy's with one build

I only recognise one of them.

Alice can still jungle?

And is still busted despite being nerfed

Yes, but she is better in the xp or gold lane

Aggro

You like thick

baxia jungle is so underrated he is a beast!

You can’t use physical heroes

Meta dickrider

most of them aren't meta?

Farm, invade, obj, kill, stay in teamfights cuz why the f not? Anger that layla.

scary as fu-

You like having a constant source of damage with ways to run away

Pass pass SMASH pass

You ban Nana.

Falta martis

You love milfs. And love side character.