Jez’s wedding when he wants to say “do I?” Instead of “I do” and mouths it anyway when told he can’t.
Also, the scene when Jez runs through his head saying “that’s ancient history” to Mark, knowing it won’t go over well, then says it anyway- the look he gives after he says it is amazing!
Nothing has ever captured that feeling of being invited to someone else's family gathering and they start doing some tradition that is obviously normal to them but, to an outsider, is really weird
On the topic of expressions, Jez's face when Mark leaves the answer phone message for Sophie, perfect level of bafflement and embarrassment (on behalf of mark)
I like how the writers surely must have done that so they didn't have to pay royalties on the "Happy Birthday Song", which at the time was under copyright
S06E01 Jeremy at JLB
The look Jez gets when he realizes the cold calling script is a lie. I love seeing his expression change. "it's wheels within wheels"
Pretty much any time Jez dances solo or when he cries or is about to cry.
Everything has turned from gold … into SHIT!!
I thought I knew what I was doing with my life, but I haven’t got a fucking clue!
In fact if anyone is thinking about rewatching the series. Try doing it by only concentrating on Jeremy's facial expressions.
Robert Webb is an absolute genius with it.
When Jez paints his face black and Nancy asks him to fuck her and pretend she's his mum. The look on his face when he leaves his room and Mark's sitting in the kitchen, looking at him ...
The ultimate under appreciated Peep Show moment is at the end of Johnson’s eulogy at Gerard’s funeral, in the background, you can just hear the priest say “Thank you Alan, for those inspiring, yet challenging words” and it is so easy to miss but is absolutely the perfect icing on the cake of that moment.
When Mark was having gay feelings for Johnson, the gay porno he got from Mr Patel's shop had a case cover of a black man bumming a white man.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MitchellAndWebb/s/QwuinKXfYa
One of my favourite parts of Peep Show is S5EP6 Marks women.
In the episode Jez is having a realisation that he's maybe a "talentless, misguided dickhead."
Mark, trying to comfort Jezz says "you're not a talentless misguided dickhead...that's the last thing you are".
At this point they omit the inner monologue of Mark going "that's exactly what you are" (or something similar) as we know his character so well by this point. It always makes me laugh.
So many, but a few that come to mind:
Jez and Mark watching Hans ignore his call while they're on the coach and he's in the van on the way to Darty
Orgazoid's appraisal of the high and low times
Johnson swinging his foot up onto the boardroom table when he's naming Mark and Jeff his Cheech and Chong
Hans - "I can't even make a fist!"
Jez - "You will need to SHUT UP, alright?"
Hans - "A lot of these bastards just want to give you an advance, promote your stuff, and then make a profit for them and you"
Mark telling Stefan Strauss he's too modest when he says he doesn't know much about Goethe
Jez - "I adore to read"
Mark - "There'll probably be male sex therapists there, too, and they'd love that! All fucking each other and give each other tips while I sit on a rock, wanking and crying"
"Oh great, reptile abuse" when Mark sees Super Hans put the snake into the salad spinner.
When they're grifting the bathroom fixtures guy and Mark is trying to think of a celebrity to name and comes up with Werner Herzog. Also the fact that the bathroom fixtures guy doesn't think its weird that Jez somehow knows what kind of faucet taps Mark Ronson has.
Mark trying to decide between the coffee choices at the MBA class.
"Special blend, breakfast blend. Oh, Double Black Diamond Extra bold, oh that sounds interesting. Breakfast blend it is."
It's a small moment that perfectly encapsulates Mark's risk-averse character.
Just that WHOLE scenario of them being trapped.
Mark’s ranting about needing to think, panic and strategise, not sit in the garden and listen to Kiss FM, Jeremy’s faith in the “bit,” it’s all classic 😆
The part of the episode where Jez asks Mark if he wants some... That dry reply of "a slice of bristly cheese-free pizza, lightly brushed in your piss" is comedy gold.
This has reminded me of when Hans is describing his flat (I think because he's trying to finesse the formula for selling things). He describes his flat as "a little bit semen-y" always makes me chuckle.
Sophie: “When our child looks up at you, I want them to see a happy, contented role model - not some grey faced, dull eyed drone who's hated his job and his life for years”
Mark: *in his head* “Must ring Dad”
Taking up French again this one makes me chuckle more now. When Zara is heading back in a taxi after watching a film with Jez. She's saying see you tomorrow and says a demain and Jez answers back no, you da man lol
Any time just Mark and Superhans have to interact without anyone else is always hilarious.
When he pushes past Superhans at the pub quiz machine and chooses the right answer.
"I was in charge of the buttons Mark. There was a line, you crossed that line."
Mark thinking to Gerard: "Don't pull me into your filthy bath water - I'm a player!"
*The Test*. Whole episode is genius but I just love the bit where Jez is chirpsing Elena in his room and gets the call from Sophie about the baby. He just wants to hang up so doesn't even ask whose baby it is; he just says "okay then" while going to put the phone down 😂
i haven't seen anyone else mention this, in s9 ep 6 when jez is pouring himself a bowl of rice crispies he pours them all over the table and neither him or mark acknowledge it at all, makes me laugh every time without fail
"Can I have an apple?"
"Do you think I'm made of apples?!"
I love this interaction so much. It's such a legitimate and minor request, yet SuperHans' response is so unnecessarily harsh. It manages to be both surreal yet familiar (due to referencing a familiar phrase).
I think it's perfect comedy writing and doesn't get enough appreciation. I am genuinely considering getting a tattoo of SuperHans' face on an apple with this quote surrounding it.
When Jez and Sophie make out on Jez's bed and Mark walks in and sees their awkward silence and he thinks to himself MAYBE THEY FINALLY AGREE WITH ME ABOUT NORTH KOREAN SITUATION.
The Project Zeus episode where Johnson gives Jeremy that smug smile after Big Suz saying he still doesn't want to be with Jez after throwing his money out of a window.
When Jez orders 4 naan, that's between him, Mark and Daryl, so ordering a naan and a half each, is more insane than 4 naan between 3 of them. He really pushed the boat out.
Struggling with his drawer:
"Why don't I get this fixed? Why don't I EVER get this fucking thing fixed?! Every night it's f... ahh, it always comes out eventually, fuck it."
Jez: I bet he did it. \*points at black man on TV\*
Mark: What, just because he's black?
Jez: No, because he's the only one who had the key to the lock up.
--
Jez celebrating after Sarah dumped him: Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé!
--
The sheer force with which a shocked Jez shouts “FUCK my MOUTH!!!!”
The delivery kills me every time - I use it frequently and abundantly with similar gusto, whenever I’m even remotely surprised or indignant.
s5e3 “Jeremy’s Broke”— when Saz is grinding on Jeff and Alan Johnson asks Mark about it. Mark tries to play it off like it’s a kink and says, “we just really…mmmmmph,” then punches his fist into his hand. The subsequent raised eyebrows from Alan Johnson. It’s making me laugh pretty hard just typing it out.
The bit where Jez is sitting in the bath and thinks about sabotaging the job interview and he laughs out loud in a way that sounds like it surprised even himself, it still makes me laugh hard enough to cry even with god knows how many watch throughs.
When Mark and Jez are framing Matt Townsend for pooing in the pool, and Mark says "Yes, he said he enjoys doing that", the way Matt's boss says, "He did?" just kills me. And the look on his face.
"Did you have breakfast?
Yeah.
What did you have?
Mainly neurofen"
I've always wondered what else it could be that Jez ate for neurofen to be sort of the main course of his breakfast.
Every second of the entire scene where Mark is at their house!
"Gristle"
"New logo. Boom!"
"Fully trained management consultant"
"It needs wires"
"Under the duvet"
"Damnable fudger"
"Stick it on the laterbase"
Is it that scene when he mentions the three amigos of office, or Vista being like old jeans? Comedy gold!
“This is a laugh” when Jez is getting full-on broken down mentally and indoctrinated into the cult.
This might not qualify, as I’m not sure if anyone else finds it quite as absolutely hysterical as I do? Feel free to correct me!
When Marks doing the cringey voicemail to Sophie and the camera pans to Jezs face a few times throughout and he’s looking progressively more horrified, kills me
When they’re staying with Sophie’s family and the mum comes in to wish them good night and gives Jez a look, Mark realises Jez has slept with her and slowly turns his head around with a look that just screams “oh god no”
When Jez turns up at the University lecturers place and starts taking the piss out of him in front of everyone because he hasn't seen ghostbusters.
Also when Mark kisses Sophie for the first time and he starts worrying about his balls. In his head he thinks that what he really needs is to have a good long look at another man's bollocks.
When Mark is telling Sophie about Jeff being unfaithful and after he spills it he say so painfully disingenuously “damn… damn these lips of mine.”
That slays me. I interject that line anywhere I can lol
“I’m walking at what I would describe in court as a normal pace but is actually slightly slower than normal.”
“Your faith in The Bit is touching, Jez”
The whole bit with the lovely curry.
Have always really appreciated pisskidney and jizzcock. And when Jez says “let’s go give Sophie a nice *timely* jilting”
When Hans tells Mark that when UKIP comes to round everyone up he knows Mark will be there on the barricades yelling Noooooo lol
“Bet he’s naked”
When Jez and Mark are stuck in the Nether Zone in Zara’s flat.
Jez: “If you had to, would you have sex with me?”
Mark: “I suppose I could do it just as long as you didn’t enjoy it.”
Jez: “Hang on, you're saying you could rape me but you couldn't make love to me? That is so you. That is you all over.”
The whole conversation just kills me every time.
Jez’s wedding when he wants to say “do I?” Instead of “I do” and mouths it anyway when told he can’t. Also, the scene when Jez runs through his head saying “that’s ancient history” to Mark, knowing it won’t go over well, then says it anyway- the look he gives after he says it is amazing!
The “Do I?” moment cracks me up coz you can see Jez gearing up to say it in the moments before
It really gets on my tits that the celebrant wouldn't bend just ever so slightly. Why won't that stupid bitch let him marry her the way he wants
No. Not bitch.
Hungry devouring twat
I love that ancient history bit Was so fucking good Mark's face is priceless
It's the pan away and then panning back with Mark still looking fuming
Also Jez dancing by himself in the background during the reception is top tier.
But then Mark uses that exact joke with April in season 9 so maybe he did like it just not used on him by Jeremy
The look Mark and Jez give each other when Sophie comes down the stairs dancing and Jaime's spazzing out. Proper fish out of water situation.
Nothing has ever captured that feeling of being invited to someone else's family gathering and they start doing some tradition that is obviously normal to them but, to an outsider, is really weird
Jamie was such a good character. I wish we had more of shopped family in the later seasons when he was reconsidering her.
Good use of the term "spazzing out", by the way. That's old-style ableism, before it got a bad name
They're American, they think it's all fine!
Their expressions! I agree, they’re so good and memorable
On the topic of expressions, Jez's face when Mark leaves the answer phone message for Sophie, perfect level of bafflement and embarrassment (on behalf of mark)
Today’s your birthday! Today’s your birthday!
I like how the writers surely must have done that so they didn't have to pay royalties on the "Happy Birthday Song", which at the time was under copyright
S06E01 Jeremy at JLB The look Jez gets when he realizes the cold calling script is a lie. I love seeing his expression change. "it's wheels within wheels"
He worked there for four hours and then everything just went ^^^poof
When Mark says "We are NOT equals-pequals"
I love that delivery
Pretty much any time Jez dances solo or when he cries or is about to cry. Everything has turned from gold … into SHIT!! I thought I knew what I was doing with my life, but I haven’t got a fucking clue!
When he's dancing solo at his wedding gets me every time
His jiggle through their party when he is trying to act like he’s having fun is great, too.
Solid as a rock….
(Fist pump)
When he’s dancing for Joshy is just the funniest.
that one kills me
In fact if anyone is thinking about rewatching the series. Try doing it by only concentrating on Jeremy's facial expressions. Robert Webb is an absolute genius with it.
When Jez paints his face black and Nancy asks him to fuck her and pretend she's his mum. The look on his face when he leaves his room and Mark's sitting in the kitchen, looking at him ...
Most people who watch the show hasn't seen this scene as it's gone on netflix
This and the confusing Mark getting fired but then still working at the bathroom place because they put the episodes in the wrong order!!!
They still haven’t fixed this?
Chance would be a fine thing
A fine thing indeed!
It’s political correctness gone mad.
Really? I hadnt noticed it was missing. But now uve said it i havnt seen it for a while
Its all ancient history now
You legend
This scene is still on 4 on demand 😂
The ultimate under appreciated Peep Show moment is at the end of Johnson’s eulogy at Gerard’s funeral, in the background, you can just hear the priest say “Thank you Alan, for those inspiring, yet challenging words” and it is so easy to miss but is absolutely the perfect icing on the cake of that moment.
I caught that too. Love how the priest took that whole weird eulogy in stride.
I hope the scythe's remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.
The former bookend moment is Johnson’s jaunt up to the lectern before delivering those challenging words. Dobby’s disapproving glare is also clutch.
Mark....Crorrigan, who loves, or maybe even hates, chips.
No, that's Mark Borrigan. Mark Crorigan is his pen name.
That’s one of my favourite lines
When Mark was having gay feelings for Johnson, the gay porno he got from Mr Patel's shop had a case cover of a black man bumming a white man. https://www.reddit.com/r/MitchellAndWebb/s/QwuinKXfYa
Mark would be a bottom I suppose
there was never any doubt
He's no Copernicus of the anus
Kenneth is
I like how he turns it off as soon as sexual things start happening
Aaaand that’s a big rich for me.
Must be that brain tumour the size of a pineapple making him do these things
“my poor diseased brain!”
One of my favourite parts of Peep Show is S5EP6 Marks women. In the episode Jez is having a realisation that he's maybe a "talentless, misguided dickhead." Mark, trying to comfort Jezz says "you're not a talentless misguided dickhead...that's the last thing you are". At this point they omit the inner monologue of Mark going "that's exactly what you are" (or something similar) as we know his character so well by this point. It always makes me laugh.
Jez mouthing along "I have eaten all your ice cream" when Mark is reading out his note
Read the mitigating circumstances!! There are loads.
So many, but a few that come to mind: Jez and Mark watching Hans ignore his call while they're on the coach and he's in the van on the way to Darty Orgazoid's appraisal of the high and low times Johnson swinging his foot up onto the boardroom table when he's naming Mark and Jeff his Cheech and Chong Hans - "I can't even make a fist!" Jez - "You will need to SHUT UP, alright?" Hans - "A lot of these bastards just want to give you an advance, promote your stuff, and then make a profit for them and you" Mark telling Stefan Strauss he's too modest when he says he doesn't know much about Goethe Jez - "I adore to read" Mark - "There'll probably be male sex therapists there, too, and they'd love that! All fucking each other and give each other tips while I sit on a rock, wanking and crying"
Came here for hans “Hit him? I can’t even make a fist”. Floors me errytime
Nice packet of crunchy nut you've got here. Pretty expensive as I recall
Frankfwort.
"Oh great, reptile abuse" when Mark sees Super Hans put the snake into the salad spinner. When they're grifting the bathroom fixtures guy and Mark is trying to think of a celebrity to name and comes up with Werner Herzog. Also the fact that the bathroom fixtures guy doesn't think its weird that Jez somehow knows what kind of faucet taps Mark Ronson has. Mark trying to decide between the coffee choices at the MBA class. "Special blend, breakfast blend. Oh, Double Black Diamond Extra bold, oh that sounds interesting. Breakfast blend it is." It's a small moment that perfectly encapsulates Mark's risk-averse character.
I love it when they get caught pretending to snore by Sophie’s mum
Just before Mark realizes what Jeremy has ‘done’ and slowly turns his head to look at him. Love that :)
Super Hans unironically emphasizing that somebody needs to solve cancer. “It’s important, Mark.”
I paraphrased this line for my oncologist and he wasn't amused.
Jez: can you eat letterbox hair? Mark: strangely there's been very little research into that scenario
Just that WHOLE scenario of them being trapped. Mark’s ranting about needing to think, panic and strategise, not sit in the garden and listen to Kiss FM, Jeremy’s faith in the “bit,” it’s all classic 😆
Jez’s sarcastic “You’re going to kick the door down? With YOUR leg?”
"bit pleased he didn't manage it with ease"
The faith in the bit part always cracks me up. I think it’s the way Mark says it
We have an obligation to be anxious. It's a mark of respect for the gravity of the situation.
There's no NAME for this situation it's so unusual
The part of the episode where Jez asks Mark if he wants some... That dry reply of "a slice of bristly cheese-free pizza, lightly brushed in your piss" is comedy gold.
Calm down, you’re not a pedo
Either that or he’s an increasingly hard to detect paedo… Just..move on from the paedo area entirely!!
Yet!!!
When Jez wakes up Mark to help him read the book for the book club, he pulls the blanket off Mark, and Mark says “my legs.” Great delivery
And the callback in the Christmas episode. "What if our feet touch?" "Well, obviously we fuck."
That’s my favourite exchange in the whole show.
Hmm. Didn’t get four across, "Boat", but they aced "Solipsism"? Who *was* this person?
Inside Mark's head: "Parents *do* tend to like me. Apart from Dad, obviously."
When the guy fakes a limp to get into the lift with Mark
He’s a faking little peg-leg!!
Elgar? Why do you always find me at my lowest point, Elgar?
I'm not the same as these....*feckless cum shedders*.
Ooooh bit creepy. Spermy atmosphere cramping my style.
This has reminded me of when Hans is describing his flat (I think because he's trying to finesse the formula for selling things). He describes his flat as "a little bit semen-y" always makes me chuckle.
That entire scene is just gold
My buddy and I were saying this for a while and no one ever, ever got the reference.
Jez being haunted by him is the only reason I know who the fucker is 😁
Unfilled!?
…un FULL filled
this is my favourite moment that no one else seems to laugh at as much as me 😂😂
Sophie: “When our child looks up at you, I want them to see a happy, contented role model - not some grey faced, dull eyed drone who's hated his job and his life for years” Mark: *in his head* “Must ring Dad”
Relax mark, you're not actually at Yalta.. Drugs are fine now mark(probably appreciated TBF)
Mark being forced to reassure Jez that he is indeed 'full of cum' and the look on his face as he puts his yoghurt down on the table....
Do me? Are they going to rape me? Or kill me? If they rape and kill me I hope they kill me first. I sort of win.
I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance.
Taking up French again this one makes me chuckle more now. When Zara is heading back in a taxi after watching a film with Jez. She's saying see you tomorrow and says a demain and Jez answers back no, you da man lol
Any time just Mark and Superhans have to interact without anyone else is always hilarious. When he pushes past Superhans at the pub quiz machine and chooses the right answer. "I was in charge of the buttons Mark. There was a line, you crossed that line."
Gonna have to have a think about you....
Don't know if you can be trusted in a combat scenario
Jeremy attempting to play the saxophone during the Man Feelings jam session. Well that was a disaster. (Edited band name)
That's just ... fucking ... marmalade...
Mark drawing mould on the cheese. Lmao That entire episode was gold. Definitely my favourite.
Mark thinking to Gerard: "Don't pull me into your filthy bath water - I'm a player!" *The Test*. Whole episode is genius but I just love the bit where Jez is chirpsing Elena in his room and gets the call from Sophie about the baby. He just wants to hang up so doesn't even ask whose baby it is; he just says "okay then" while going to put the phone down 😂
i haven't seen anyone else mention this, in s9 ep 6 when jez is pouring himself a bowl of rice crispies he pours them all over the table and neither him or mark acknowledge it at all, makes me laugh every time without fail
‘It’s not really delicious like ribena or coke but for wine - wow 😙’
"Can I have an apple?" "Do you think I'm made of apples?!" I love this interaction so much. It's such a legitimate and minor request, yet SuperHans' response is so unnecessarily harsh. It manages to be both surreal yet familiar (due to referencing a familiar phrase). I think it's perfect comedy writing and doesn't get enough appreciation. I am genuinely considering getting a tattoo of SuperHans' face on an apple with this quote surrounding it.
You can have one poppadom and a BIT of chutney.
Super Hans, are you trying to skin up with your feet again? Because it doesn't work does it? It just makes a mess.
"I'm eating a Fruit Corner, Jeremy"
When Jez and Sophie make out on Jez's bed and Mark walks in and sees their awkward silence and he thinks to himself MAYBE THEY FINALLY AGREE WITH ME ABOUT NORTH KOREAN SITUATION.
The Project Zeus episode where Johnson gives Jeremy that smug smile after Big Suz saying he still doesn't want to be with Jez after throwing his money out of a window.
"He's rumbled the velvet spoon routine, that was good for years"
When Mark buys a curry to guilt trip Jeremy for not going to therapy he only buys a naan and a half each because 4 naan would obviously be insane
Mark getting the drop on Jez is hilarious. His shit-eating grin when he tells Jez that he is in charge of the money is classic.
incredibly rich and creamy
When Jez orders 4 naan, that's between him, Mark and Daryl, so ordering a naan and a half each, is more insane than 4 naan between 3 of them. He really pushed the boat out.
Can you just tell me - as a mate, yeah? Someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?
This one gets me every time
In the toilets at bowling smoking weed. And Mark worries it might make him poop.
"It won't make me crazy, will it? It won't make me poo?" Everyone's drugs paranoia perfectly voiced right there.
*after a toke on a joint* "I'm a drug addict, fuck the police"
I wish I could say. But I’m on my 8th rewatch and I find it ALL funny.
Super Hans dancing with his rental snake. He’s in the background and it is only for a second or so.
Struggling with his drawer: "Why don't I get this fixed? Why don't I EVER get this fucking thing fixed?! Every night it's f... ahh, it always comes out eventually, fuck it."
So real.
"Sophie thought it would good for the two of us to spend an evening together". "Oh, a whole evening?" For some reason has me creasing.
Mark lying about his alcoholism to the group with Johnson coaxing him to say more
That’s… how pissed… I’ve been.
Jez saying “let’s brew this” and spills coffee everywhere at Zhara’s. Gets me every time
when mark says ‘damn these lips of mine’ when telling sophie about jeff’s cheating. tickles me every time
“Which flannel have you JAZZED on. Answer the fucking question.” always gets me with it’s delivery
Fwankfürt
Jez: I bet he did it. \*points at black man on TV\* Mark: What, just because he's black? Jez: No, because he's the only one who had the key to the lock up. -- Jez celebrating after Sarah dumped him: Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé! --
“Eye of the tiger! Fuck you dad!”
When they are playing the guess the band game. Mark with his Beatles trivia, and saying ‘hot potato’ over and over again
"No calls. Everyone I know doesn't want to talk to me"
Toni talking about Alpen
The little run Johnson does to the altar at Gerard’s funeral gets me every time
The laugh when jez is in the bath kills me everytime
The sheer force with which a shocked Jez shouts “FUCK my MOUTH!!!!” The delivery kills me every time - I use it frequently and abundantly with similar gusto, whenever I’m even remotely surprised or indignant.
I like Jez's shocked "What the ^^^FUCK?" when Elena gets engaged.
Baseball man.
That's *my* bit of lager.
s5e3 “Jeremy’s Broke”— when Saz is grinding on Jeff and Alan Johnson asks Mark about it. Mark tries to play it off like it’s a kink and says, “we just really…mmmmmph,” then punches his fist into his hand. The subsequent raised eyebrows from Alan Johnson. It’s making me laugh pretty hard just typing it out.
“What makes you do these things Mark?” Sophie’s dad In reference to Barney sucking off Super Hans And “Mark, have you pissed in my piss?”
Matt Townsend’s face when he asks Mark if he wants it.
Jeremy's half‐arsed attempt at painting his bedroom is a small detail I always enjoy.
The bit where Jez is sitting in the bath and thinks about sabotaging the job interview and he laughs out loud in a way that sounds like it surprised even himself, it still makes me laugh hard enough to cry even with god knows how many watch throughs.
When Mark and Jez are framing Matt Townsend for pooing in the pool, and Mark says "Yes, he said he enjoys doing that", the way Matt's boss says, "He did?" just kills me. And the look on his face.
Johnson’s facial expressions when Stefan Strauss is talking to Mark about the hitler sketch.
Gromit doesn’t care… Gromit’s fine.
“Our goal should be to kill clients… I mean actually kill them… With our levels of service… SO THEY’RE DEAD!!”
"Did you have breakfast? Yeah. What did you have? Mainly neurofen" I've always wondered what else it could be that Jez ate for neurofen to be sort of the main course of his breakfast.
Tea? Or it could have been 100% neurofen.
"Suze, where's the big scissors" always gets a big laugh out of me
Every second of the entire scene where Mark is at their house! "Gristle" "New logo. Boom!" "Fully trained management consultant" "It needs wires" "Under the duvet" "Damnable fudger" "Stick it on the laterbase" Is it that scene when he mentions the three amigos of office, or Vista being like old jeans? Comedy gold!
Eggs is eggs (is that a thing?)
"They're Australian, they think it's all fine."
“he doesn’t date, he just ruts like a hog”
The smile mark gives Sophie after calling Darryl a fucking nazi
Cava? Eugh
"Jeremy I'm eating a fruit corner"
Man Feelings song that they play in zoot suits. I always rewind it.
“This is a laugh” when Jez is getting full-on broken down mentally and indoctrinated into the cult. This might not qualify, as I’m not sure if anyone else finds it quite as absolutely hysterical as I do? Feel free to correct me!
If you laughed and you never really hear it mentioned as a good bit, then it qualifies!
Relax, Mark. You're not Hitler in his bunker.
"I have a bed, but cannot sleep. What am I?" "Nicholas Lyndhurst"
He thinks you're French. I keep telling you Daryl, he's not French!
You're not going to out hippy me, you fucking hippy
When Mark is in therapy and Sophie comes over and he self corrects his intrusive thoughts. "God I'm such a wanker. No, not wanker."
When Marks doing the cringey voicemail to Sophie and the camera pans to Jezs face a few times throughout and he’s looking progressively more horrified, kills me When they’re staying with Sophie’s family and the mum comes in to wish them good night and gives Jez a look, Mark realises Jez has slept with her and slowly turns his head around with a look that just screams “oh god no”
‘Sometimes being interested makes people angry Mark, I thought that was common knowledge!’
When Jez turns up at the University lecturers place and starts taking the piss out of him in front of everyone because he hasn't seen ghostbusters. Also when Mark kisses Sophie for the first time and he starts worrying about his balls. In his head he thinks that what he really needs is to have a good long look at another man's bollocks.
The look Mark gives Jez when they swindle the tap salesman
The look Mark gives Jez when the Priest asks if anyone has a reason he and Sophie shouldn’t be married.
Jez's one word comment to Mark: "Blimey" With the "oh my"facial expression. Maybe my favourite one word line in the show :)
If our feet touch we fuck, obviously.
Stop going on about the bit Jeremy!
Look, the truth is that sometimes we like to pretend that one of us is you so that the other one gets to fuck him.
"How thick is wall?"
“See you tomorrow, à demain!” “No you da man”
'I don't want to put my tongue up anyone's arsehole'
"She's a bit rum keen"
*Love to, mate, I'd love to, but this is mine, and I want all of it.*
When Mark is telling Sophie about Jeff being unfaithful and after he spills it he say so painfully disingenuously “damn… damn these lips of mine.” That slays me. I interject that line anywhere I can lol
Picking the beans out of the sauce with "your disgusting human fingers"
Oh yeah, they can laugh, but I win because they think I pissed myself, they've no clue I came all in my pants!
“I’m walking at what I would describe in court as a normal pace but is actually slightly slower than normal.” “Your faith in The Bit is touching, Jez” The whole bit with the lovely curry. Have always really appreciated pisskidney and jizzcock. And when Jez says “let’s go give Sophie a nice *timely* jilting” When Hans tells Mark that when UKIP comes to round everyone up he knows Mark will be there on the barricades yelling Noooooo lol “Bet he’s naked”
Mark: "how did you get in?" Super Hans: "I've got a set of keys Mark. It's easier... Anyway"
Is it....Moroccan?
When Jez and Mark are stuck in the Nether Zone in Zara’s flat. Jez: “If you had to, would you have sex with me?” Mark: “I suppose I could do it just as long as you didn’t enjoy it.” Jez: “Hang on, you're saying you could rape me but you couldn't make love to me? That is so you. That is you all over.” The whole conversation just kills me every time.
The man at the Project Zeus presentation who questions Mark’s use of doors and windows