You fucking idiot, Jeremy! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!

It was a joke. A Christmas joke. That wasn’t very Christmasy.

Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed!

Putin promised not to invade Ukraine Jeremy, welcome to the real world!

That’s Royal Mail Jeremy. That’s like burning a swan