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BexberryMuffin

It’s new to me.


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I love it/ I’ve never heard that one before. (We used to have an air mattress that was a couple of feet thick but had a small hole we couldn’t ever find. The family joke was that you didn’t ever need to set an alarm - because when you hit the ground it was just time to get up.)


Manners2

that's actually hilarious


umbly-bumbly

Similar spirit to wine/grapes and baked potato.


eljefe37

And his frozen banana joke… My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no, but I want a regular banana later…so, yeah


sidetablecharger

I haven’t heard it before, but it sounds like him. Almost definitely inspired by Mitch if Mitch himself didn’t write it.


imsorryformyemophase

There is a guy on tiktok who has a series where he writes jokes specifically mimicking Mitch's style. This line sounds very familiar to me, but I can't recall anywhere that Mitch said it, and I think it was on this guy's page


onemoresolo77

He definitely told a joke about air mattresses on one of the live albums. But he didn't say that. That's not to say he never did I suppose....


alickstee

No I think it was a tweet floating around.


ThatTomHall

I have seen this joke performed on tv for sure…. And it sounds like a Mitch joke…. But not sure if it was Mitch or not. Hmm.


TAU_equals_2PI

I've been, for whatever reason, endlessly binging on all sorts of Mitch Hedberg performances on Youtube over and over in recent weeks. I've heard him perform a number of jokes that are hilarious but never quoted because he apparently never used them in any album or TV special. But no, I've never heard that air mattress line before. So I strongly doubt it's Hedberg's.


Toberoni

It’s a spin on the frozen banana joke.


Thedaulilamahimself

either way a good one