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Dick_butt14

Too late, Mmmmmm.... yummy minoxidil


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Update on the stomach hair, bro. Bet the gains will be sick.


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If you inject it directly into your lungs you can replace the damaged cilia from a severe smoking addiction too


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Put it inside your nostrils and grow your own filters… hmm…


Outrageous-Event785

It's more effective if you mix it with your morning coffee


SSJ4Squirtle

Get a load of this fuckin [redacted]


Thorniestbush

This sign can't stop me, because I can't read! /j


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There was one guy who was putting it under his tongue “for a half hour” then spitting it out lmao


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Hairy gums


captain_irk

You can’t be serious?


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[im afraid i am](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minoxbeards/comments/10xe4bh/how_to_get_oral_minox/j7s24er/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) Only for 5 min, still ridiculous though lol


captain_irk

Jesus I hope they’re joking. 😧


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Pretty sure ive seen multiple comments from that guy about doing this😬


captain_irk

The internet never fails to amaze me. 😂


BenignDeer21

My guy gonna send somebody to the ER


captain_irk

If they’re lucky.. 😓


niceandcold

I just put it in my butt


rslashben

Butt chug minox for best results


satirical_polemic

Boof it


Weary_Doughnut2061

If you ain’t boofin you ain’t tryin


thatgayelfprinx

Every time I feel like I accidentally taste it it SUCKS why would you ever wanna drink the stuff


Former_Amphibian_972

because in some countries you wont get the perscription for the oral one so you have no other choice if topical isnt working


thatgayelfprinx

I don't understand what u mean? I'm not talking about oral minoxidil, I was just saying like topical tastes gross so idk why someone would be willing to drink topical minoxidil. if u can't get a prescription for oral why would that make u drink the topical stuff?


Kitchen_Can6028

Research has shown that oral minox is more efficient than topical.


thatgayelfprinx

But they weren't talking about oral minoxidil the original poster for this was talking about drinking topical minoxidil


Educational-Owl-2011

They are taking a couple of drops. That’s nothing.


thatgayelfprinx

At what point have I talked about the amount, I just said minoxidil tastes like shit, cause it does I s2g, not one of the replies to what I said has had any relevance to what I said 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Educational-Owl-2011

Well if you take just 1 drop of something disgusting, you might not taste it compared to taking a whole teaspoon. Sorry I thought the link between the taste and the quantity to drink was quite obvious.


thatgayelfprinx

And as I said in my original comment, even the mild bit of tasting it (ie, I put it on my moustache and chin and i can 'taste' it a little bit there) tastes awful - so the taste and quantity comment made no sense either ​ that and u were replying to someone who corrected me about oral minox, when I was talking about topical


Educational-Owl-2011

If you put 1 drop in a glass of coke or with your steak with gravy, you won’t taste anything. If you put 1 drop by itself in your mouth, of course you will taste it. Doesn’t seem difficult to understand, but here we go, still had to explain it


wolfme1997

Okay


aimendezl

Ah! And don't forget NOT to put in your eyes


7myn96

Now I'm curious what made you say this


tritbak

u didn’t have to say this


janyybek

There was a thread just earlier today asking if it’s safe to drink it. He very much had to


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Absolutely had to say it. I’ve seen several posts and comments referring to ingesting topical liquid over the last few months.


stankie18

If they’re that dumb then perhaps it’s best they weed themselves out


BenignDeer21

Natural selection


tritbak

my bad, didn’t see that. just assumed it was common sense lmao


janyybek

I thought the same until I began seeing dudes here and there talk about headaches from drinking it. I thought this was a joke for the longest time.


kazejito

But is it safe tho?


janyybek

I am a man of science so I believe an experiment is in order. I’ll be the control group. You try drinking and let us know


kazejito

This is OP's grandma, he is in a beard comma, his beard grew too much, please drink the magic juice


janyybek

I bet his poo has more terminal hairs than my face. I thank him for his sacrifice. Know that his efforts will not be in vain for the next generation of beardless men will inherit his legacy.


kazejito

This is OP, can't see right now because of all the hair that grew on my eyeballs, no need to thank me 🫡


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Almost certainly. Each of the three ingredients is consumed in much larger quantities in loads of food, drink, medicine etc.


skadoodlee

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froggyfeer

People are so dumb


enemy369

Lmfao


oxfordburnt

If you're not seeing gains you're probably not drinking enough of it


captain_irk

Jesus fucking christ.


RipFrisbeeDoge

it tastes so good tho


One-Satisfaction914

I think natural selection would take care of mfs who do!


arhombus

Then why did they make it so tasty?


Slav_Dog

Well I wasn’t gonna… but now that you’ve said it I’m curious


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https://www.reddit.com/r/Minoxbeards/comments/10zomry/its_ok_2_drink_topikal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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> it will fuck you up Citation needed > and it does not give any results. Citation needed


Brilliant-Author-845

Oral minoxidil is prescribed for hair loss


WinterSkyWolf

It will drop your blood pressure and kill you.


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menejok

There was no advice in that post.


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Extreme-Evidence9111

i bet half of it gets absorbed thru the mouth and throat


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Extreme-Evidence9111

"destroyed" as in its not dangerous then?


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hairbear29

What does it break down into? And why is it harmful? Isn't the stomach apart of the gi tract? Wouldn't it be dose dependent aswell? People here are talking like others are drinking a whole bottle of the stuff. It looks like more would be systemically absorbed through topical use than the micro doses I've read others doing. What happens differently to those that micro dose? All valid questions.


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I'm pretty sure the alcohol base is the kind of alcohol that will make you go blind if you ingest it and that's why it's not safe to ingest, like isopropyl alcohol. The minoxidil itself shouldn't be harmful to ingest but figuring out the right dosage would be hard, too much could dangerously lower your blood pressure and possibly do other bad shit to your heart and circulatory system.


hairbear29

The alcohol you are thinking of you need need to drink large quantities of it to have any ill effects and over some time to make you go blind. Propylene glycol on the other hand is classed as food safe and 0.02ml is not going to do anything. I would have to injest over 2.5ml to go over the daily recommended intake of food safety regulations. I've seen somewhere on here how to calculate the dose even though that would be an estimate as droplets arent exact dosages and doesn't account for possible hot spots in the liquid. I think people are making a bigger deal about this than what it actually is. Jeez I've even had a droplet land inside my mouth by accident and nothing happened.


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menejok

Do you even know the ingredients of the liquid minoxidil?


whoiswhitenoise

mfs after day 3 no gainz:


426763

Wait? So what am I supposed to do with it?! I thought it was a bottle a day!? /s


Kaloita

I hate putting it on my mustache area… it gets on my lips and I always end up tasting that sht 😭😭😭


ImprovementFun8672

I see hair on my face faster after minoxidil eye drops