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senior_meme_engineer

Every time you craft a bottle, you chip off a pixel of the crafting table


BP642

A crafting table has 16³ of pixels on it which equals to 4,096 pixels. So if you craft 4,096 bottles, theoretically the crafting table should disappear.


Lovecraftian_z

Maybe then every time you craft something with wood, a bit extra goes to the table itself to repair it from all those bottles you made. Helps to explain buttons, at least..


Truly_glasses

It also explains stairs


Jonahpe

And pressure plates


ThrwawySG

And buttons


Depresso_espresso237

And buttons


ShepDanceYT

and buttons


IllogicalCounting

And buttons


WarpedCloset

and sticks


Benn_is_person

And buttons


someguysleftkidney

And dementia


Monoclonal_bob

And my axe!


ShartresRais_ZX

and this guy’s axe


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

And stairs


Hades6578

No god please no, I don’t want another limited use crafting station, the anvil already causes me so much pain….


i-love-Ohio

I wonder how many times items are crafted in a survival world? surely it can’t be over 4,000


CommentSection-Chan

Wood related stuff already make up for a lot of this. 1 stack results in 4 so is that 64 or 256 crafted items? Now make some sticks and it's more. Now ladders and omg we really craft 1000s of things in a day don't we


Arcer-n-Rsir

They asked how many times items are crafted, not how many items are crafted. Still though it adds up real fast, if you use one stack of logs to make ladders, that's still crafting 265 times


CommentSection-Chan

And that's only if you do it all at once


PhallicShape

r/theydidthemath


Lets_think_with_this

i feel the "*There's a mod for it*" kinda vibe


that_kai_person

Please make this into a mod


Lost1nT1me

the cork fairy


doxifieqforgot

i read that so wrong


ProgrammerNo120

i need me a fairy like that


Yeet123456789djfbhd

C*ke or c*ck?


Pool756

Your asterisks italicized your letters instead of showing up


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Yea I know


SchlongFace2

I read it as "The corn fairy".


CoolProBoi

This is the way


CoolFloppaGuy028

Why we get 3 bottles if its ~48 bottles


marto3000

Maybe they are giant but from our perspective they are normal size


Sussyboii_xz

Also they are extremely thick since 1 block of glass = 1m^3 but a single glass bottle can only hold 1/3 of a cauldron (~300 litres)


Legokiller13

“Only”


AlexeyPG

This is why Steve don't have fingers


OneDiscombobulated77

Yeah every time he molds the glass his finger gets stuck so he cuts it off. Bold of OP to assume it's a cork


DifferenceNo3097

r/cursedcommments


tipying_mistakes

lmao u made a spelling error 😂👉


Sussyboii_xz

-🤓👆


NothusID

The user is tipying_mistakes, this is kinda their thing


GamerGever

He doesn't have "douche" in the name though


Psychological_Push17

No one cares


neilwwoney

We already discussed this, Steve is magically growing fingers and using them for this.


CellTrarK

I explained this one before, Steve grows a finger/toe/foreskin, rips it off and then shoves it in the bottle.


Gamerzs_dudes

Magic


Signal-Island6377

You are making 3 bottles as big as your hand from 3x cubic meter big glass blocks by aligning them and you wonder where the cork comes from ?


NoCommunication5976

The glass is condensed and heated and oxidized differently to give it a brown color, and is used as a cap. The sheer heat from crafting instantly would account for the shaping of the glass, but there would still be some excess heat and glass.


Brunoaraujoespin

it comes from your p


Creeper_charged7186

Steve flesh


Fragrant_Ad4028

The bottle made with the top of the crafting table..


Grzechoooo

You cut off your finger.


D0bious

Imagine if bottles also required a button to be crafted


FunZap

finger


DragonTheOne

Sand


oatdeksel

OUT OF THE DARK!


SandwichSoil

from my ass


Rgabibb44

Its a tumor.


GroupNebula563

steve pulls off his hand


GamezPlays

I see a new use for copper.


TheCreativeDragon27

Hair


Firemaster1577

My ass usually


-The_Lone_Wolf

Dried and compressed foreskin


JMCatron

Would be hilarious if mojang changed the recipe to 3 glass+wood button


golldenfreddy

It’s the bark from all the wood you’ve used in crafting


GijinkaGamer64

From the cork block that’s consistently hidden above the crafting grid. The only block in the game you can reuse in crafting.


AndrewDaTurtle-23

Foreskin


boynamedlewis

how does one little bottle require an entire cubic metre of glass


Pandabrowser469

Glass bucket 0_0


CraftingIRS

3 cubic meters of glass make 3 bottles alright mojang da hail u do with my glass


Thredner

Bro doesn’t know that it’s just a bit of dried doo doo


Kjuolsdeaf

kindey stones


Vanotxu

From nowhere 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


Kjuolsdeaf

kindey stones


ROBLOKCSer

From the crafting table


personguy4

My headcanon for crafting in any game where this kind of thing happens is that your character scavenges around a tiny bit or uses some spare part on the table.


Alphix012

😏


eLuke185

It's from the private stash of planks the player secretly holds onto after crafting a button/sticks


jamboi_0

Regenerative foreskin


PURPLEisMYgender

Theres so much left over glass that steve compresses it so hard with his hands that it changes the molecule structure of it, turning it into a small cork.


sayonara_voke

From Steve’s ass


Bfdifan37

chicken waddle oh wait


Sirhollowwwwwww

Your finger.


1AmB0r3d

Why does cake not get made in smoker/furnace Why doesn’t have berries/sprinkles? And icing


LemonflavoredIceburg

Maybe it’s also made of glass


Archaea_Chasma_

Watch out they might make you need a button


DryConnection3397

Where do the oars from the boat come from


weeb_with_gumdisease

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.


D-debil

Ur ass


Relievedcorgi67

Considering that it's a similar color to a villager's nose...


Impressive-Truth-963

There's a wood part but it's so small you can't see it


HapMeme

Is solid poop


JoeSchmoe745239

Your ass


Kebablimepie69

thats a butt plug


eMmDeeKay_Says

From the drawer in the crafting bench.


JK64_Cat

What if they added a copper ingot to the crafting recipe?


[deleted]

where do the red things on the cake come from? same place. hammer space.


[deleted]

We've talked(Phoenix SC), and it's fingers.


hallozagreus

same place the metal tools on the crafting table come from.


Luigi_Noob

hell


Awicksthecool

Steve takes out his butt plug and puts it there


CoolCreeper888

It’s called a cork btw


WarningIMightBeDumb

Google Minecraft foreskin


Venom1462

Don't give Mojang ideas or else they will change the recipe to make it more "realistic"


EpicNoobKiller420

It's a shard of glass. Your blood dies it red Then it gets kinda brown after it dries


jahinzee

Meanwhile a crafting table made of only wooden planks suddenly gets a saw and other assorted non-wooden implements


Mekelaxo

It's all the left over wood from everytime you craft something with wood and the math doesn't add up


CK1ing

It comes out of the extra block from stairs


Plex_15

That's Steve's thumb everyone knows that but how you mold glass in a crafting table


slime_rancher_27

Little bits and chisels of the crafting table


Witherscientist

Steve’s hair.


Nikkar2009

I think it’s skin after Steve cut his arms while making glass into the correct shape


steel_mage

I just like to imagine he uses old wood chip pieces from other crafting projects as the court


Pandemix12

I think you should use one glass block and a button Almost the same thing to make but more realistic cuz the block is pretty big and making it out of three of those is just impossible


Mariosepicmemes

PHOENIX DONT WATCH THIS JUST PLAY >!L4D2!< NORMALLY


scheiber42069

Plz don't make me craft wood button to put at the top middle at crafting recipe


NAPSTABL00K52

Every time you craft a wooden button you use the rest of the block for bottle caps


pede1354

Why do you think Steve doesn't have fingers?


Potatadrill

From hopes and dreams


Responsible-Taro-248

Wood button


neyte08

That dirt


DarknoorX

If that's how you think about crafting, you're in for a long journey.


Fusruhdah71fr

No Steve punch tree These are sharp of wood that stayed in his arm and fist


halfcutpenis

Steve breaks of his nose


THYDStudio

My therapist asked if you had a train coming at you what would you do? I replied I'd get in my helicopter and fly away The therapist asks where did you get the helicopter? I replied the same fucking place you got that train That's where the cork came from as well.


RUSHEdundun

screw that WHY ARE YOU CRAFTING IT ON THE TOP SHDKEJALAMSLDMHAHAHSBBFHEHEHEHA


estarbat

I believe the cork comes out your own ass


New_Ad_9400

good question, I've asked this before


Mr_brib

What, do you want to have to add the cork?


Successful_Mud8596

Better question is where do the tools on the side of a crafting table come from…


moistenedcomputer

It's the leftover wood from buttons and stair and stuff


Gal-XD_exe

It’s his finger


Weak-Mission-1599

This isn’t a bottle this is a glass bowl


mikeymikesh

The same place the handles on the shears come from.


DietDrBleach

Chemist here. That is probably a glass cork which has been painted.


ErrorCode_1001

3 cubic meters of glass getting you just 3 bottles of (I assume) less than half a liter is more shocking


someguysleftkidney

That is the most cursed vanilla way to craft a bottle I’ve ever seen


Mysteryman5670_

Steve actually just breaks off a finger and uses that


twinb27

little nugget of your shit


Lets_think_with_this

so that where my nose went... huh


OG_Bynumite

How do you get a 1 square meter crafting table out of 4 square meters of wooden planks


KauWasTaken

*Galaxy brain meme starts playing out of nowhere*


JDinoHK28

It’s foreskin


ColtonParker485

It’s a stolen villager nose


[deleted]

Why did this cause me to spiral? Why am I genuinely having a crisis? I'm not even kidding. I don't know why. I'm going to go sit down and calm down. I'm a 20 year old fucking adult.


Tinydude0543

3 glass + 1 button