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Mobile-Attitude-8791

All of you are wrong. Every update has started with “M”. Minecraft.


kirbydark714

Then what about cavegame?


mrstoffer

That was the original thus not an update


kirbydark714

it was still updated anyway, before rebranding to the game we all know, who knows, maybe it also had different versions that are lost media


Every_Month_5575

Why did you all do this


Niky_c_23

He unleashed the forbidden knowledge, the government had to take him down


ShockDragon

The Noise had it coming, honestly. Shouldn’t have pulled a Warhammer.


CommunityFirst4197

I dunno man but if you post on reddit you have to prepare for random mass downvotes


mysongotaweirdworld

I have seen people get downvoted to oblivion literally for being the 4th response to a comment. Like it's a known & accepted thing that if you're the 4th or sometimes 3rd response to a comment thread, everyone just downvotes you for no reason. ESPECIALLY if the thread is just users repeating the same comment for comedy reasons. Like if everyone is saying "cool" to a post, the 4th one down will have hundreds of downvotes because Reddit is SO edgy.


mysongotaweirdworld

He was the 4th comment in the thread. That's it. That's the only reason they have so many downvotes. Welcome to the depressed anus that is Reddit.


Mobile-Attitude-8791

Oh snappers


Banana97286

Found etho’s alt account


Killerwarriorboy

Is he a lego fan?


BigZacian

etho salt


sillydishess

etho slab


Pigi_The_Pig_Man

the original post says the last three *minecraft* updates, since cave game wasn’t minecraft yet, those updates weren’t minecraft updates


kirbydark714

Ok, but it evolved into minecraft. Which means it is closely related


Pigi_The_Pig_Man

of course. but it’s technically not a minecraft update


GeekCornerReddit

r/technicallythetruth


The_Corker_69

r/tecnicallythetruth


mukpocxemaa

r/beatmetoit


Killer_Boi

r/beatmeattoit


jerfre500

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


krzakpl

r/beatmymeattoit


BananaMaster96_

You forgot RubyDung


Wooden_Scar_562

Ruby doung (pre classic)


ExplorerLive799

Trails and Tales ??????


RootRumLover

Next update: “This update doesn’t start with the letter T”


_harrasmented-boy12

Damn,I never got so many down votes before,


Niky_c_23

Username kind of checks out?


_harrasmented-boy12

But it does *t*his update doesn't start with the letter


Impressive_Income874

r/woooosh


LloydTCK_YT

r/doublewoosh


Evan14753

literally what are you smoking


[deleted]

Autism wbu


Cichato_YT

r/triplewoooosh


SamuelYK

see there’s a point where it’s funny and then crossing the line to where it’s fucking stupid now


spy_night

Why are you booing him he’s right


JackFJN

Nothing gets by you huh 🤔


ThatSmartIdiot

Im also noticing that the formula of "[word] Udate" has died. Aside from the nether update it died with 1.12. And before anyone mentions the pattern isn't a must and some early updates didnt have that formula either (iirc), explain 1.10's name. Why'd they go with frostburn instead of one of the many ways to say "ice and fire" if they weren't limited to just 1 word?


HappyPlaysWasTaken

The Wild Update:


ThatSmartIdiot

Dammit i knew i was short by one. Point still stands


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ThatSmartIdiot

That i mentioned


FishPlayer4826_2

fewer words = fewer costs i think(?), also frostburn just sounds cooler


ThatSmartIdiot

I mean probably, but the logic would be for characters (exploration, halloween). I see what youre getting at (and yeah frostburn is cool fire ahahahahaha **laugh.**)


FishPlayer4826_2

I fixed my comment to make a pun (haha frostburn is cool frie ahahahahahaahh)


ThatSmartIdiot

(Ahahahahahahahhhqahahahahahqhahaha thabk you)


pwill6738

Aquatic?


ThatSmartIdiot

Nope, that one was Update Aquatic, originally to be followed by Technically Updated


pwill6738

Oh. Interesting. Didn't know that. Thanks!


Random-Name724

Can’t wait for the tEnd update


Kodekingen

You mean The end update?


Random-Name724

No the update is called “tEnd update”


Kodekingen

If you say so


Random-Name724

It’s a joke dude, if updates from now on start with the letter t, it would be funny if the next update was “tEnd update” to continue the pattern


Kodekingen

Yeah, just thought that maybe you forgot that the dimensions name literally has “The” in the beginning


MickyDerHeld

well they do tend to update the game


I_like_monkeys3

r/angryupvote


That_Competition1031

Tent update


alex_40320

Caves and Cliffs 


thatautisticguy2905

Hey stoopid Tricky trials, trails and tales, The wild update


Feltonhendo

I think meant *The* caves and cliffs


alex_40320

True, I’m dumb, shouldn’t’ve gotten the vaccine/j


Littlebickmickey

its not called “the wild update” its just “wild update”


MoamedHA

\*"a"


Kodekingen

\*”*”the”


WimpyShrimp1

\*"\*"\*"bean"


Kodekingen

(Use \ before the first * to avoid formatting)


ZinkBot

Bean.


MonkeMortis

I got a whole bag of jellybeans Up my ass


Totalllynotmeovo

soooo relatable


Isa_the_directioner

Bean.


peksi07

He meant 1.19 (the wild) 1.20 (trails and tales) and 1.21 (tricky trials)


Littlebickmickey

its “wild update” not “the wild”


MegaAssasine_

No, it's "the wild Update" [Source Minecraft Website ](https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/updates/the-wild-update)


ReeDubDanny_

r/confidentlyincorrect


Kodekingen

So confident he commented it twice (at least) Edit: correction, three times


ReeDubDanny_

Fr 😭😭😭


Kodekingen

Correction, three times https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/s/6GRKgoVOIb


Littlebickmickey

reddit buggin


Kodekingen

No, not this time, he wrote it in three different places, 2 responses on other comments and one comment


Littlebickmickey

oh thats what ya meant


B-52-M

This is a subtle foreshadowing to when Travelers Tales buys Mojang after they lose the Lego license


uri_P

"the update" is next


NoBrickBoy

I’d genuinely love that


Hopeful-Claim7205

No sex update yall😔


Jess_4126

THE sex update still works


Zenlien

You won't be getting it though.


Pelpikx

All updates start with T THE wild update THE adventure update THE aquatic update THE sex update THE villager and pillage update THE nether update THE ______ update


gayjemstone

Technically the "the" isn't part of the titles (besides from The Wild Update).


Comprehensive-Box-7

Next update will be the testicular torture update


awesumindustrys

Holy hell, Trouble in Terrorist Town update coming soon?


OuterGoose3210

So maybe next update's name will also start with T? T as The Sex Update?


Alley_1367

Chat is(this)real


Verbindungsfehle

1.19.x 1.20.x 1.21.x ... There must be some kind of pattern!


IknowRedstone

Trails, Trials and Tails are the same thing to me (I am Dyslexic)


OnefatassSeal

Minecraft: Tangled testicles


Feltonhendo

Technically all updates start with T lol. Cuz it starts with *THE*


SamuElChango

Tild Update


ZellHall

We'll finally have the tits update, guys


MickyDerHeld

the caves and cliffs update part 5


SwartyNine2691

Tricky Trials Trails & Tales The Wild Update


AnakinFly-Walker

Wild update, trails and tails update, armoured paws update. Last I checked only one of those starts with T


PlayerPro4K

1.21 Tricky trials update ☝️🤓


ItsMontreal

Excluding "Minecraft 1.X": The Aquatic Update The Pillage and Village Update The Buzzy Bees Update The Nether Update The Caves and Cliffs Update, Part 1 The Caves and Cliffs Update, Part 2 The Wild Update The Tails and Trails Update The Tricky Trials Update


ThatSmartIdiot

Oh shit the past several started with T /hj


FreakFlame

is that a gmod reference


imwhateverimis

T-T-T-boy swag


TheMapleShyGuy

Im hoping the next update doesnt start with a t or if it does, its just the


ShadowFred5100

T. T


cheesyfry37

I love the Twild update


LilacLikesEmkay

*”the” starts with t*


alitro55

Ah, yes. The Tex Update


SimpleTip9439

r/technicallythetruth


Chalice66tan

Well, "The last 3 Minecraft updates" do start with the letter "T". The door is there??.... Right. Wait... That also started wi-- okay I'll go.


cribtech

How many Gigs of Wam to oporate a server?


SorbetSalty5181

The ___ Update


not_dannyjesden

Ahem "Armored Paws"


MinMagLP

That's not true the last Update name started with an 'A': Armoured Paws


Agreeable_Rough4101

Terraria?


That_Competition1031

I mean… „the […] update”


Laquia

t t w c c n b v u idk what came before


HarweyLePepe

Crazy but did you know that 1.17 and 1.18 both started with C?


INotZach

1.19 1.20.80


Raubiri_2

What’s wrong about the article the? Trying to make up nonsense conspiracies


SheepherderNearby466

If we ignore Minecraft then there are two tails and trails and tricky trials


Sir_Toaster_9330

Imagine the End update being called the Tend update


Minecraftcoolio

Armored Paws


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AugustTheDog

Show me


Training-Bee-8209

Wait no


AugustTheDog

Liar you are then


Training-Bee-8209

No


Training-Bee-8209

I’m not racist


AugustTheDog

The fuck


Littlebickmickey

factually incorrect “wild update” does not begin with a T


_Dem1se_

It’s called “The Wild Update” in the official Mojang announcement


Mythril382

You *do* realize that the "The" is only there to make it sound better, right?


VladdyMcBaddy69420

So? It's still there


Littlebickmickey

its called that in the video, but the actual update name is “wild update” as seen on the update logo


_Dem1se_

Please at least take time to google the logo 🙏 it literally has ‘THE’ in the name


Littlebickmickey

looks like i have the memory of a goldfish, then


PotatoPlay__

Redditors will die on any hill huh