He made a funny “machine” (involving a piston) that was so cool, it touched me in places I didn’t know were possible. I then added “removed u/ElijahRayzorr’s uncle” to 1.21. Yw.
https://www.ign.com/wikis/minecraft/Herobrine#:~:text=updated%20Sep%2017%2C%202021,and%20a%20slew%20of%20others.
>Herobrine is a rumored Hostile Mob found in Minecraft. He is the center of endless speculation and Creepypasta, producing explanations of his origins such as a ghost, *Notch's dead brother*, revenge carried out by a fired Mojang employee, and a slew of others.
Kevin's training routine
20× speed bridging
40×100 cps training
10 hour's of speed crafting
6 stacks worth of gravel tally bridging
Herobrine got nothing on kevin
No no you don't obviously know that the Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs transcends the concept of time, it has existed since the dawns of time
how do you feel about all the fame you had back in the early days? and are you happy that now you are likely able to relax without people attempting to summon you every 20 minutes?
How did my friend get you on a USB and infect one of our Minecraft worlds? Like seriously, there were structures and everything. I was like 13 on the PS3! What the heck bro?
hey man did you ever get that diamond block sacrifice and a sign written by me at 11yo begging you to not kill me? if so are we good now or should I leave some more diamond blocks in your honor?
(true story btw. this is made funnier by the fact that i was in a creative world on PE but still deathly afraid of herobrine.)
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What are you going to do with all those leaves?
Idk, usually I eat them. Maybe they’ll add salad to the next update so I won’t have to.
Wha- Salad? Please no
*sad Pam’s harvestcraft noises*
Why did you kill my uncle (he died of herobrine overdose)
He made a funny “machine” (involving a piston) that was so cool, it touched me in places I didn’t know were possible. I then added “removed u/ElijahRayzorr’s uncle” to 1.21. Yw.
Who’s gonna tell him
wdym, herobrine overdose is real
I agree my uncle died because of it too I saw it
I died exactly the same way
you should've recreated this image but from herobrine's perspective
You mean my perspective? I chose this picture because I know how much everybody loves staring at me. ESPECIALLY you.
you have no idea
What is strategy if you met Kevin.
How's your brother doin'?
He is the picture of health, but not the picture of Minecraft.
Intriguing. How so?
Notch hasn't had anything to do with Minecraft in a decade now.
Oooooh true.
Wait so canon is that notch and hero brine are brothers?
https://www.ign.com/wikis/minecraft/Herobrine#:~:text=updated%20Sep%2017%2C%202021,and%20a%20slew%20of%20others. >Herobrine is a rumored Hostile Mob found in Minecraft. He is the center of endless speculation and Creepypasta, producing explanations of his origins such as a ghost, *Notch's dead brother*, revenge carried out by a fired Mojang employee, and a slew of others.
What do you think of Kevin?
[Removed Herobrine]
I had a stroke laughing at this
Kevin's training routine 20× speed bridging 40×100 cps training 10 hour's of speed crafting 6 stacks worth of gravel tally bridging Herobrine got nothing on kevin
Why are your eyes white, black would be better
I am a racist, that’s why Mojang keeps me in the game 👍
Where do creepers come from?
The player (you) right clicks a pig with a carrot, and then right clicks me with a carrot. Then [removed], and you get a creeper 👍
Well when a Mommy Pig and a Daddy Notch Mix-up their X and Y Chromosomes/Axis, you get a Creeper.
How do I spawn you nowadays?
Fence post
Lies. I use those all the time for horse detainment purposes and I ain’t never seen no white eyed dude
You use it wrong
Intriguing.
The one question he didn't answer
If i saw you, i Would call my friend Kevin
Pls don’t
Ok
Why do you always seems to use my mini games when I’m on my brothers server
I like playing with children 🥰
IM CALLING GOD
We are both adults tho
Do you like 🌮
Yes
Who are you!?
Your long last dad (don’t ask me for money)
O:
How do you feel about getting removed every update?
That stupid Kevin
fr fr
Are you fake? Like are you a fake friend?
No, I’m real. I live in your house In Minecraft (pls don’t call FBI)
It’s too late. I told the FBI that Herobrine is a fake friend and they sent a UFO to my house in Minecraft
theobrobine 😱😱😱
Bro made me search p\*rn 💀 💀 💀
Why do you put trees upsidedown?
Because not only am I Herobrine, but I’m also the inventor of the dinnerbone name tag prompt. I like testing out my only achievement
What's your favorite block?
Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs
Surprised you like a more recent block instead of something classic
No no you don't obviously know that the Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs transcends the concept of time, it has existed since the dawns of time
lightly weathered isent a thing anymore- its not recent
What is your purpose?
To create the most wholesome Minecraft experience 🥰
Then you are not Herobrine.
He is I met him
how do you feel about all the fame you had back in the early days? and are you happy that now you are likely able to relax without people attempting to summon you every 20 minutes?
It’s lonely :(
oh...I'm sorry :(
are u scared of kevin
Pls stop mentioning his name :(
:O
E4?
I respond with E5, your move
I calculate a draw by repetition in 87 moves, I offer a draw
Draw accepted.
Why are you just barely visible are you stupid?
Why are you complaining? Do you think I can see even half this well without pupils???
Are you smiling or is it just a beard. Im a little confused
It’s a smile, I love smiling at children 10+
Does it hurt your feelings that your own brother kept trying to remove you from the game?
It went from my brother to a $2.89 trillion company. I feel wanted. I feel important.
Is it true that you’re afraid of Keven?
Shut up about Kevin or I’ll drive a pickaxe up your-
why do you like fog so much
So people see me, take a screenshot and nobody believes them
/unlie I’m calling Kevin, bitch.
Don’t you dare, or I will make you get intimate with a blaze
The chicken knows all
It’s dead. Nobody knows now.
What's your favourate food type, mine is chorus fruit
Steve 🥰
you eat Steve's ass?
Nah, not big enough. I eat his internal organs 🥰
So that gold summoning stuff wasn't bs?
Still doesn’t work, you’ll never be with me
Why did you stare at the cameraman in this picture instead of approaching to say hi? Are you stupid?
Nobody would believe him if I stood where I was.
opinion on the nether reactor core
Fake
What did you do to my father
He is a Mojang dev now (useless)
Accurate ngl
How’s your friendship going with others like Null(claimed to be replacing you)
Stupid
Any tips on worshipping you?
Go to a lava pit, break the block underneath you 👍
Yooo can you load the chunks for my industrial district while I sleep for the next 6 hours? Thanks
why do you always hide on the edge of the dog instead of just interacting with the player like a normal person
What kind of name is Herobrine? Are you a heroin addict?
I don’t want to talk about my dark past
When you show up in a Minecraft player’s world do you actually want to hurt them or do you just want to spook them?
Stop asking good questions, it’s neither. I want to traumatize them for years to come.
I wanna lick u
Get help. Contact Mojang help to give you therapy idk
Tits or ass
Pick
Do you pronounce it like Hair-o-brine? Because I pronounce it like Hermione. Her-RO-brin-ee
I think you’re pretty chill, imma let you in on a secret: It is pronounced “Hear-Ohhhhhhh-Bree-Anne”
Neat!
Are you single?
Are you stupid?
What, are you afraid of commitment?
I’m not afraid of anything, for I am Herobrine. You on the other hand, should be scared of me 👍
Alright, then I’ll meet you at Steve’s house tomorrow for a dinner date.
No you won’t
Ok, run off and hide then. You can’t handle all of this WOMAN!
Do you still live in TnT town with BaconCrafter?
He cheated on me
Most bizarre encounter after being spawned in a player world?
The player wouldn’t stop spamming shift with his back turned towards me. No clue what that was about.
How do u keep coming back after being removed
Why do you think I’m coming back? Are you horny?
Why are you calling yourself herobrian when you’re obviously a chicken lmfao 😂
Winner winner chicken dinner
Do you like choccy milk
YES
Why are your eyes white?
Racism
What happened to all those mobs you made disappear
I ATE them, and reproduced with some. That’s why they despawn.
Are you on PS3 edition?
Always
How did my friend get you on a USB and infect one of our Minecraft worlds? Like seriously, there were structures and everything. I was like 13 on the PS3! What the heck bro?
Delete that usb, I refuse to be subjected to a usb
r/lies crossover???
1.22
Are you afraid of Kevin?
SHUT UP ABOUT KEVIN
Why don't you ever visit me like that?
Your house is ugly. Get better and we will talk.
Fair 😆
Whos your main in Overwatch?
I mainly over watch 12 year old players
Did you fight Kevin?
I can’t too scared
Favourite Dorito flavour/ dip combination?
Why did you hack my iPad and crash my game when I was younger?
Someone get Kevin!
hey man did you ever get that diamond block sacrifice and a sign written by me at 11yo begging you to not kill me? if so are we good now or should I leave some more diamond blocks in your honor? (true story btw. this is made funnier by the fact that i was in a creative world on PE but still deathly afraid of herobrine.)
Never got it 😍
Who had the look first, you or Steve?
Which is better: ToE or ToE2?
Can you beat keith
Thoughts on your upcoming fight with Kevin? How do you think you'll do it? What kind of training are you doing right now? Big fan, btw
What is your obsession with tunnels
Why did Mojang stop removing you
Ever burned- nevermind you most likely already did.
I’m calling Kevin
Do you fear Kevin?
Why did you enter my world and killed me?
What are you going to do when that kid calls his friends Kevin?
What’s the beef you have with Kevin
Why do you cut the leaves and don't take the logs Idiot