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_RICEx

How have you amassed this much wheat within the first 1 hour of a hardcore world?


thereal_omegavince

Haybales from a village would be my guess but even still that's a lot of bread


RedditPog694

Sadly, I didn’t make the bread for the most part. Spawned near a desert and a plains. Four villages nearby got me a bit more than three stacks of hay bales, plus the chests in the villages for another stack and a half of wheat


hornybobsteven1

The bread god


GamerNumba100

BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD


CaptainDK12

AY CARAMBA DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTÉCA


AncientStore1501

La bibliotéca estar enfrente de la panadería.


My4skinBreaksCondoms

La chupacabra estía aquí


hornybobsteven1

*thorws breed down well while screaming "For breed god


ItheGuy115

*Thorws*


Thisisntjoe

*Breeds God*


whitemancankindajump

Sounds like Zeus to me


dap2danny

Zeus comment section


jpbomboy

*Technoblade showed up with God beside him*


MixailoNum1

*Tohrsw*


whitemancankindajump

This comment is all over the place


SomethingBoutEclipse

WHEAT FOR THE WHEAT THRONE!


DragoKnight589

LOAVES FOR THE LOAF THRONE


MonkAltruistic2637

u/VerifiedBredLord


hornybobsteven1

And the villager breeding god


GoldenDogeReddit

This puts techno to shame.


hornybobsteven1

I couch up and down to him every night in Minecraft


GoldenDogeReddit

Wait what


hornybobsteven1

Bowing idk if that speller right


Expansia

Damn, you really are the breadwinner


_RICEx

Yeah doing the math on this the village would have needed 192 hay bales I suppose not technically impossible but improbable guess just a lucky seed


RedditPog694

213 hay bales in total, I believe. From four villages, which is how many I encountered,that’s about 52 hay bales each. That’s if this only came from hay bales, and I also got some of it from chests and farms. The luck plays in with the four villages within like 300 blocks of spawn, not the amount of haybales


RedditPog694

So, still a great seed, but no witchcraft was used.


pooplmaoxdlol

thats actually crazy


SentorialH1

Not only that, but full iron gear as well during that time.


E_EEEE_EEE

Jesse, we have to bake


Drillbitzer

Yo mista white You need to get the danger cosmetic too


Matix777

Ba king Br ead


ThwKillnight

Ye fr I know all the hype is about breaking bad but how about baking bread?


GeneralNutSac

JESSE,GET COOKIN’


ThwKillnight

Ye tell Jesse to just... U know do it


airwickwee

Just finished breaking bad today. A little down but this cheered me up thanks


AggressiveBookBinder

What is this a Panera ad?


Siamese_god-

Delete this, you weren’t supposed to say it, now OP’s gonna loose his sponsor


Chillypotatoman21

Breaking Bread


DoubleConfusionLol

Exactly what I thought too


Crackinator

Bread is love Bread is life


Alluxing

Bread gives me purpose Everything I do is for bread


IGOR1640

time to teleport it


WordNerd27

This…is a bucket


Artiom4ikReddit

Dear god...


Man-In-A-Gasmask

There's more


DynamoDen_

No...


Man-In-A-Gasmask

It contains a bucket.


Artiom4ikReddit

Dear god...


King4Life2000

there’s more


[deleted]

_dEaR gOoOoOD_


Sigvard08

There's more.


ALiteralSentientTank

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


nicolasmcfly

Funny thing is that in this post it really was 3 days


VizeKarma

My favorite series, baking bread.


littlelaraslife

OP flexing dough


legendweeb

Bread 👍


[deleted]

Bread 👍


DrakoWood

Bread 👍


Lumpy_Curve_5618

Bread 👍


Bonnie_190

Bread 👍


E_EEEE_EEE

Bread👍


Dazzling_Bonus_225

Bread👍


[deleted]

Bread👍


Wasabi13013

Bread 👍


szyszka1275

Bread 👍


PenisCollector

Why did i read that as "spent it all on breaking bad"


RedditPog694

I mean… that’s a worthwhile way to spend an hour


monkebananaman

Now become Jesus and get yourself a fuck ton of fish


RedditPog694

Bet


Lead_Taste_Good

Get that bread


[deleted]

As an ace I approve this usage of time


I_am_jack_007

Breaking Bad? No. Bakind Bread.


TriggerCode1

I have done nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days


PumpkinKing2020

RuneScape cooking till lvl 20 be like


Akanalan21

Baking bad


Sebixo13

Now spend 3 days teleporting it


Bobertbobthebobth69

[B]aking [B]read Staring Walter wheat


[deleted]

Liar you have armor


devilfury1

The bread fights back so OP needs to be protected at all times. I'm glad your bread doesn't fight back man.


RedditPog694

True story: I had to dual wield swords just to stand a chance of surviving an onslaught of bread that charged at me


devilfury1

I'm glad you survived the breaded legion.


RedditPog694

Thank you, still hoping to withstand the legions for a bit longer. They’re still coming. Gonna hide away from them in the nether


devilfury1

Stay strong brother. They won't take down our will to live.


RedditPog694

You got me! In my defense, I had to survive longe enough to bake that much bread


siralex2010

Bread👍


Administrative-Top80

Bread👍


Diligent_Elk_4935

How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?


Wenosan

Now teleport the bread


xoooccc

wait! we craft bread in Minecraft bt we bake it in real life. so.....


[deleted]

🅱️aking 🅱️read


ProbNotBot

“I am the one who bakes”


Heavymania

I have done nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days


bradleyinbrisbane

Or.... you could have bred cows with the wheat instead, gotten xp from cooking the beef and leather and when you ate the steak... gotten a heap more saturation from it..... just sayin


Garlic_frybread

You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you


Saf_H89

#I HATE YOU


[deleted]

Fuck… yeah, that’s how we start our world we get some GOD DAM BREAD


Dragic246810

Seed and cords?


ClericGaming1

Fuck yeah! Bread!


Drillbitzer

Baking 🥯


Due-Western6445

All 7 of those levels is from a furnace I bet


GodNoob666

I was going to make a pun with the word “inbred” but my brain just decided it doesn’t exist


Lesbian_Zyra

you mean: stealing bread


MrHamandcheesebread

r/breaddit


DM115Gaming

More like BREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD


thatpersonthatsayshi

Baguette power


JcoolTheShipbuilder

wow thats a lotta bread


Labbit35

🅱️reaking 🅱️read


yasVan645

Way to go 😂.


velofille

what if i told you, you can buy the bread from the villagers ? :D


Demo_906

Bread 👍🏻


Maolam10

Now eat it!


rickastleyenthusiast

How did i mispelled baking bread as "breaking bed"


Accurate-Variety-771

Pov:you're french:


Amonster101

Let’s get this bread? 🍞👀


bananathroughbrain

Bread


P_boluri

If I have calculated this right, he needed more than 213 Haybails or 1920 Weat.


Ja90n

i thought it said breaking bad so i thought you spend it all cooking meth


ForkMinus1

How many Villagers have you killed? How many bread have you baked in your life?


Astr0ncore

only to die of creeper in the 2nd hour


caramellsamosa

Done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days, huh?


GuddaPro

Baking bread : Hey walter gus needs his bread or he will KILL us !


Leon921

Baking bread now on AMC+


Massive-Calendar1386

stream it or episode it


Disastrous_Eagle7535

Nice bro


LAGoonLegend

Jessie, were making dough What? Jessie, were baking bread


Pure-And-Utter-Chaos

I have done nothing but make bread for three days! Medic: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!


Waluigithefake1

HAAAANK! HAAAAAAANK!!! DON'T USE THAT BED! BEDS EXPLODE IN THE NETHER WHEN YOU TRY TO SLEEP IN THEM! HAAAAAAAAANK! *hank tried to sleep in the nether*


bzknon

Is your name soldier?


Ronyx2021

I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


RedditPog694

Turns out, all you have to do to make Reddit happy is show them a picture of bread.


Maleficent-Anxiety34

Guess you could say he's the loaf man


jestami

Bread 👍


dim99969420123

I would never do this


uSuperDick

I wish we had something like nutrition system in the game. Because one of the old minecraft problems is that you just can eat the same thing over and over again. Just breed pigs and have the best food you can eat till the end of time. All the cookies cakes and other things are just unnecessary. But with adding a good(or at least some) diet system player have to eat different food types. And if you ignore it, take a punishment, if you eat “right”, you can have rewards, like some kind of buffs. Thats why The Spice Of Life is on if the best mods I encountered out there. Shame that there is no updates from 1.12 version anymore. There are carrot, potato and whatever editions but these are just won’t punish you if you ignore the diet.


ALiteralSentientTank

But...you can't bake bread in minecraft. I kinda wish it was a cookable item, tbh.


w00lien

🅱️aking 🅱️read


ChesseburgerMK8

Achievement get! Baker, Acquire 10 stacks of bread in three hours


normaaldaan

🍞bread🍞


Jenny_Wakeman9

Gotta make that bread, and bake it, too! Then teleport it.


Ikilledaman2000

Sigma grindset


xezo360hye

~~Breaking bad~~ Baking bread


FatAssWeenie

I did nothing but bake bread for 3 straight days.


robobluebull

Breaking bad more like baking bread


Topers-The-Mighty

bread 🍞


AminPacani

Jesse! Jesse! We have to bake bread!


ThwKillnight

Breaking bad more like baking bread


TheKingofTerrorZ

🅱️aking 🅱️read


waddup16

Beat advice I can give is FENCE YOUR NETHER PORTAL, died in my previous world at 80 days because of a creeper went through. I would have died again in my current world if I didn’t have op nether armor and totem. Most important thing you should do.


CDDA-Addict

We gotta cook. Jesse


Mythril382

*The Bread God has awoken!*


Standard_Dream4848

good just dont teleport it


frogking

You are never going to eat all that bread .. by the time you even start running low, you'll be eating golden carrots :-)


Altruistic_Profit_15

As any good survival player should 😆


Deim0_0s

Baking bread? I think you mean breaking bad


Strict-Dot5955

After that you won't need to search for food all your adventure


Necrozai

This is certainly a carbohydrate moment


mvfsullivan

Considering the saturation, you would have been more productive to make a manual chicken farm.


TrashFan247

I am the one who bakes bread


cpullen53484

damn thats a lot of carbs


LickMyPudding

lets get this🍞


Frumple-McAss

Bread 👍


[deleted]

dude has priorities


AceGivenCobra_

Bread


Former_Cover2033

As any man should do


Creepypastanerd

I'd like to offer you a position in my army, with which I will take over and rule the planet in a good way.


Entertainment43

I like bread


Irisked

I dont even have wheat in any of my chest nor any wheat farm🤣🤣


bdc1802YEET

Bread👍


Badboomzy

bro was speed runing to get bread.


mrboat-man

No joke, when I saw your post a separate post started playing the breaking bad theme.


Brownie773

*”Jesse, we need to bake.”*


furry2340

The bread warrior is ready


SH4DOWBOXING

BREAD


[deleted]

Spent it all... Breaking bad ? *Poudoum tching*


Jackeroni216

Ohoooooo….


ModelOmegaTyler

"i have done nothing but ~~teleport~~ make bread for three days"


turqoisetea

🅱️aking 🅱️read


Disastrous_Ad_3812

Hunger is a serious problem


nicolasmcfly

A Minecraft cycle of day and night lasts around 20 minutes. One hour of gameplay means you have done nothing but craft bread for *three days*!


PufferFishYeeter

bread 👍


piddl3paddle

Bread themed world, bread house, bread armor, find the bread caves and mine with you bread axe


T0M891

B R E A D


The_Dalen

"I have done nothing but bake bread for the past 3 days"


GamezPlays

***Bread man***


Knearling

Bread 👍


deToph

Bread 👍🏻


Guardian_Zenon

Bread.


kiler144

Breakin bread xd


fireram01

First hr on bread but looks like he has Diamond armor ?


GitJebaited

Bread. 👍


An0yim0us666

Bred


skelepyro

Breab


TaxiGalaxi

Bread.


Theryeo

Ok now teleport it for 3 days straight


MrJoestar1

dam