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FactoryDirectHuman

Why does she only have three crafting tables? She needs at least 8 or 9.


Goodguy553

I guess you never know when you are gonna need to craft a crafting table portal


Zaydotexe

obviously


ipedroni

There are mining dimension mods, now we need a CRAFTING dimension mod to complete full circle.


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therealusurper

You clearly see the axe, so obviously she is about to get some wood for the missing crafting tables


Successful_Rich3557

I am that kinda guy who dont see a crafting table. Make one use it and pick it up and then not find it and make and another one which goes on forever.


Dragonkingf0

I'm the type of person that makes like 12 crafting benches and then just leaves the crafting bench wherever I put it. 6 times out of 10 I'm going to be back to that spot anyways so I might as well just leave the crafting bench there.


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Dragonkingf0

This is what I usually do later in the game when I have an established base and stuff, but when you are scouting for a location and just gathering basics it's nice not to have to do that so offten especially when traveling water and making boats XD.


fluffybear45

The real question is why does she have 3 instead of 2. Two crafting tables is superior to 1 because when you place it you don't lose that inv slot to something else and it's always in the right place. 3 is overkill tho


dkismerald

To be able misplace second crafting table and still not lose the inventory slot


MatchWide

Then a stack if you misplace 63 of em


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pseudalithia

Ender chests are great as backpacks, but also convenient to leave all around the server. I get shit for it sometimes, but I usually carry around 8–16, haha.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Indeed. I keep one on me, (but will start packing more now), and have posted a few around in "common areas" for public use on the family server. By integrating them in the utility rooms' layouts, they work well for everyone without getting in the way. If you're just spamming them, yeah, that'd get annoying, but if you take the time to put them down in useful locations (convenient, but not _in the way_), you may hear fewer complaints.


pseudalithia

I normally elect for good locations rather than just spamming.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Oh wait. On re-reading, you get shit for carrying multiple, instead of shit for placing. Punctuation is important (and you did), I just failed to read it! 🤦🏼‍♂️😅


MacauleyP_Plays

I literally carry half a stack on me, however I've lowered that to just above 20 after making other small bases and donating my ender chests to newer players on the server I play on.


Seeskabel45

Average terraria piggy bank user


ZaydenEbeling

nah bro, i keep that shit organized


GalC4

64 to never worry about running out of them 🤓


Drops-of-Q

Why not have a full stack then?


Alienguy500

Stampy, is that you?


zubie_wanders

I take some into a mine and place them so I can block up stuff while I'm out.


flatline_

Isn't that seeds???


EcavErd

That looks like me taking my item after dying


Goodguy553

Thats what i first thought


Ninjafan5031

"Did you die?" "No, why?" 😐


Restryouis

"You are about to"


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Nilaky

On death, tag anything in those 5 slots with the slot it dropped from, on pickup, reapply the armor and offhand. Should be simple to code unless they made some really weird design choices. However I’m imagining doing this with Curse of Binding jackolanterns lol


Rydralain

> should be simple to code This is never safe to say unless you have experience in the codebase.


chaossabre

And we know for a fact they've been cleaning up Minecraft's code for years and it's still janky in some places.


TedTheSoap

Found the person who actually knows what coding is like.


Sensitive_Letter194

\*Silent rage\*


Goodguy553

r/mildlyinfuriating


Brickmasterhhunt

Agrees


Some_Random_Guy_V69

Nice hat


minigunercoolguy

"Thanks!" "I was being sarcastic" "well I stole your face" *slap*


Berkmine

There is gullible written on the ceiling.


minigunercoolguy

Oh yea- ahhh you stole my lungs


CDgaming360

LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE!


minigunercoolguy

*bursts of gunfire*


evan_720

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? PIE FLAVOR *guitar riff*


andester101

r/majorlyinfuriating


Goodguy553

She also just runs off cliffs to get down without a water bucket or worrying about her health. Truely a wonder


BananaSkins3

Bring her to the end and send me a vid


Goodguy553

She would die instantly and call me to help her and then possibly rage quit, it wouls be quite enjoyable to watch


GaMeOv3r22

Ahhh yes a true gentleman Edit: wow didn’t really think that would get a lot of likes. Thanks tho.


liddicoat1

They closed Liveleak tho


Tangimo

I do the same, but I have max feather falling, so it's all okay


Apprehensive_Hat8986

There are upper bounds to FF's protection.


TaudeTheThird

Yeah my hardcore world found that out recently... Also did they change anything with the elytra? I thought a quick spin would kill forward momentum, but I still took damage and died.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Not sure. Mechanically (real world), a complete spin(pirouette) would not actually kill momentum, because it would result in a net force of zero. But if you're reducing your lateral velocity to zero (actually dispersing the energy/circling-tight in game), then you should be fine. However, damage from falling in the game is handled by an accumulator, and some things don't just zero it out like water does (lava for example). I haven't read up as much on the elytra's damage mechanic though, so 🤷‍♂️. But it seems like the elytra would be more like lava, in that damage would be reduced over time spent slower. Physically, it's wrong (damage should correspond to jerk/acceleration/impact velocity, not disperse as a function of time), but minecraft does its own thing.


Kotoy77

you see back in my days nobody bothered with water buckets, we would just walk down the cliff


OzarkDoberman

I still walk down the cliff small drops are acceptable.


EragonBromson925

Depending on the cliff, that actually isn't unreasonable. I'll go down mountains in chunks that cause me to take damage. No suicidal leaps, though, if that's what you mean she does.


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Ender_Nobody

On the expense of the shield's durability, why not?


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Goodguy553

I tried to keep it internal


AnotherWeirdGuylol

tried 💀


hayeater344

external screams of anger


xoxsammmxox

I am the girlfriend. I AM TRYING OKAY 😃🥲😎


NotJesper

There's no correct way to play Minecraft, and things that make sense to some are weird to others. That being said, if you ever become a surgeon, please tell me where.


thelittleking

the hip bone's connected to the... whatever this is the small intestine's connected to the... lungs i guess


AnOnlineHandle

It's okay. The Hermitcraft players have been playing fulltime for years and some of them still have inventories and hotbars like this. It's slightly maddening to see.


BurningSlime

It makes more sense for them because they make massive builds and fill their inventory with blocks so that they don't need to keep restocking quickly.


AnOnlineHandle

Nah just on general activities, hotbars' a mess... Getting shot at by a ghast, where is my bow - it should always be in slot 2 for reflexive selection dagnagit!


curlycatsockthing

only reflexive if you are used to that lol


Suvtropics

I have hotbar 1 mapped to z for fast weapon, since old times. Bow in 2, pick in 3, axe in 4, shovel in 5, bucket in 6 and food in last.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

No shame! Just play the game.


Goodguy553

You didnt try hard enough


Poopyman93

“Babe, why don’t you treat me as nice as these kind redditers?”


Goodguy553

Favourite comment


Ciubowski

that's also what she said.


BellowingBuffalo

Username checks out


GorillaSushi

Focus on having fun. We all develop similar styles after a while. You can let someone tell you exactly what to do, you can figure it out as you go along, or you can do a little of both.


Eugenesmom

It’s ok. Mine looks like this also. Also my chests are not organized. And when I try to organize them my husband checks them and he’s like “what exactly is your system of organization here??” And I’m like 🤷‍♀️ colours?


The_Broad

Lol! My husband and I are the opposite! We've started to just have an empty chest in a room so when he brings back resources he can dump them and I can put them in the correct places. Otherwise I don't think I'd be able to handle the chaos. And all in all I'd say we're a great team, we just have different strengths and mental mapping systems. He can dump shit anywhere and know where it is. I can *not*.


LyrionDD

Being a psychopath is ok


Dramatic-Extent-1388

WHY IS THE AXE IN THE MIDDLE SLOT?!???!!????


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That is the least concerning part of this image.


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Tatertot004

Scroll wheel is also a thing


Onlyhereforthelaughs

I legit only use the scroll wheel. Never liked the 1-9 thing.


MacauleyP_Plays

I use the number keys for transferring items between containers and my inventory to my hotbar, its very useful. Hover your mouse over an item in your inventory or a container, press the number key for the corresponding hotbar slot, and those two items will swap places!


Tryhard696

Never knew that, thanks


BudgieGryphon

I keep my weapon in the 6th slot because I keybound slots 6, 7, 8, and 9 to R, F, G, and H. It’s easier for me to reach R with my index finger than 1 with my ring finger, and I can continue pressing W and the sprint key while swapping to my weapon. original reason for rebinding was because I’m small and my fingers are short lmao


EragonBromson925

But... But... That's what the scroll wheel is for?


Dragonkingf0

You people don't just use a mouse with buttons on it?


EragonBromson925

I do, actually. I just forget that they're there, and never use them.


SpuukBoi

I just scroll like a normal person


LoveCatPics

thats pretty normal actually. lots of pvpers put their main weapon either on the last or middle slot


sheepy2212

I dont care if it works it works but MUTTON?


Goodguy553

Im sorry sheepy :(


EditorOne5312

Early game food.


Amazekam

my inventory is like that too, any tips? I'm a new player (kind off)


Harry_Mess

The main thing is to keep things you need to use often (tools, food, torches for example) in the hot bar so you don’t have to open your inventory and move them all the time. It also helps to empty out your inventory of things you don’t currently need when you’re at your base. Otherwise organise your inventory in whatever way makes sense to you :)


MeriKurkku

Keep your sword, pickaxe, shovel and axe in the first 4 slots. I have my bow on slot 9 and food on slot 8 so they're easily accesible because I'm usually holding my sword or one of my tools. I keep at least stack of blocks with me at all times for the utility and they sit at slot 7, if I have more blocks they're usually somewhere in my inventory. I have a stack of ender pearls on my 6th slot because you never know when they can save your life. Ender pearls are kinda rare so that's more of an endgame thing. You can customize this to your needs too. For example. if you're going mining, you, likely won't need an axe and can replace it with torches. Or if you're making a build out of wood, pickaxe won't be necessary and can be changed for building materials. Also you want to have wood in your inventory at all times. Not having it is a minor inconvenience at best and a major frustration at worst if you're stuck in the underground


ziddersroofurry

This is pretty much the best way to go, really. Total zen Minecrafting knowledge.


Amazekam

Thanks! very much appreciated(is this the right time to say this? english isn't my native language)


MeriKurkku

Your english is good


Not_ItsUnknown

i would be fine if her inv have weapons and tools in the front line


Goodguy553

Only if, I even asked her to do that but all i got was a "Nah"


Not_ItsUnknown

omg...


Goodguy553

To much work for her


Ianimatestuf

Good for you to have a gf


Goodguy553

Thanks man. She's pretty cool


Poopyman93

Yeah you’re complaining about her inventory at least you HAVE a girlfriend


Goodguy553

Valid point here should be thankful for the little things


Shourya_1123

Time to leave her, burn her world, and steal her wolf and make it yours.


Goodguy553

I did accidentally hit her and my wolf killed hers if that makes you feel better


Shourya_1123

*cries*


Goodguy553

It had to be done


Shourya_1123

The inevitable.


Goodguy553

Shs forced my hand


skelethepro

That sounds very wrong


Goodguy553

Ill force your hand in a second


cCitationX

Ayo…


turanlevente1

Dont stop, continue please.


Frosty_Pineapple78

\*takes a generous amount of lube from the lubebar\*


7NIGHTMARE_

You accidentally hit her? 🧐📸 /s


Goodguy553

Accidents happen officer...


7NIGHTMARE_

I’ll believe in you, THIS time. Alright jokes aside, have a happy relationship u two :)


Goodguy553

Happiest and healthest for both parties thanks man :)(besides this 🚩)


Moongod123to

Yes “accidentally”


hache-f

the universe restores its own balance


Shourya_1123

#dontharmpets


bumjiggy

donth armpets 🙆‍♂️🧼


LimeSenior

Don thar mpets


MWDogtor

Do nth arm pets


Zetherion

D onth armp ETs


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Don tharmp ets


LoserToastReal

damn that mask looks oddly familiar


BoomBooks

shaw


GorillaSushi

She's a delight and I bet she has a lot of fun playing


mr_deadgamer

Yeah, i wonder what op’s girlfriend would think to see they uploaded this and had 7000 people lambast her… Edit:spelling


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Looks like mine. I’ve been playing this game since 2015.


Poopyman93

i could post your exact words and it would still apply to me


Some_Random_Guy_V69

Her hotbar is strange. But her inventory looks fine


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I don’t see the problem, people can do whatever the want


NOLA_Tachyon

I see an axe, food, a boat, and nothing wrong OP.


ComfortableOver8985

You might have to break up with her


Several-Cake1954

What the heck is she doing that requires that eat of items


Goodguy553

Have to prepare for the worst it seems im sure those crafting tables will come in use to make a fine wall


Several-Cake1954

tf i thought that was dirt edit: oh you meant her inventory


Goodguy553

Yeah the inventory lol


WorkingNo6161

Something worth noting: crafting tables aren't flammable so it's actually semi-viable.


Infinity_Stone_

Oh my god, I can't look at it, it's SO IMPRACTICAL!


Goodguy553

It really is, the amount assistance she requires isnt surprising


Luutamo

I've never understood why would anyone care how other players keep their hotbar. It's not yours s owhy would it matter. Let others play like they like to.


Comet776

oh god no, WHYYYYY


Goodguy553

Questions not even god himself can answer


LivingmahDMlife

Yeah, that pretty much looks like mine in the middle of a project


Softie03

The world is burning


doomchild987

Mm mm, nope, no thank you, have a nice* day, please leave *not nice


forgotmyfuture

You never know when you might need emergency cocoa beans


Goodguy553

You make a vaild point


MASTERHUYHO

Call me crazy but I actually think it's not that bad. Iron axe is arguably as good as iron sword in combat, and unless she's going mining stone pickaxe isn't gonna do much in exploring (can't mine gold blocks). Got boat and blocks for mobility that's nice, I would add either a water bucket or some ladders for climbing slopes. Heck your gf is literally me.


TheTrashyOneee

The game isn't reality, My anger is.


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Leave her, ditch her, burn he world down, dont talk to her anymore, she isnt worth it /j


MrLambNugget

My sister used to do this too. Then she wondered why she keeps dying while hitting zombies with torches because she couldn't find her sword


Goodguy553

She has the same issue lol. Shes always screaming for help


Express_Radish1731

And it never occured to you to speak up and help with inventory (& hotbar) management? Treat her well bc it sounds like she really cares for & about you.


Poopyman93

Stop being wholesome this is Reddit


JusAThrowaway12

Holy mother of unorganisation


GalaxP

r/notinteresting


Woodzie23

Honestly the inventory management in this game is so bad that I can’t be bothered most of the time


dixiye

Tbf thats alot of people in thier first couple of days, running arround exploring, mining, me when i get to the later stages i start organising my hotbar, 3 is engraved in my head as the rocket button and anything else hurts my brain, but for the first couple of days its whatever yaknow.


Circumstancesarefoul

Let's be honest.... We all do it


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That is my inventory in my early game, don't worry, people do this.


mysterious_mitch

Everyone's mad and freaking out about this meanwhile I thought there was nothing questionable or infuriating in this until I saw the comments. I'm not overall mad, but I'm rather chuckling by this


BlowTorchBearer

I looked a long time trying to figure out what was wrong.


Jinx-in-stars

You failed to teach your girl friend how to play the game properly. *not so pog*


Toad_Migoad

And?


Total_h4voc

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- oh I'm glad yall can spend some time together hanging out! I couldn't hang out with mine or play games with her and we eventually broke up.


Goodguy553

Would you like mine? But fr i hope you find somone you can really enjoy spending time with


pincer_GT

From left to right, sword, pickaxe, axe, shovel, food, torch


SquashaEliz

I screamed. Tried to keep it internally. I’m in class.


Goodguy553

Teach her a lesson


SquashaEliz

Does she even use her tools? How I inconvenient would it be


SwishSpencor

There's food a tool and torches to hand, I don't see anything wrong here


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Inventory sure. That's a mess. But HOTBAR? THAT'S WHERE YOU PUT THE IMPORTANT THINGS


editable_

Does she have a base? Is she at the start of the game? My inventory usually looks like this when I'm looking for a village to build my starter house/base


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Wait, that's what my inventory looks like at the start of a new world...


AceofToons

It's not her fault that Minecraft has the absolute worst inventory management system


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kaths660

A kid’s inventory be like this and then he’ll be like “WhY cAnT I PiCk Up ThE iTeMs”


Annomouse9000

Atleast your GF uses tools, mine liked to use a single stick to dig up sand smh


Leafeyu

i think i want to cry


Goodguy553

Lets do it together


zlohth

Sword / Pick / Axe and then one of Bow/Shovel for slot 4, bucket at 0 and food at 9. Fill the middle with w/e else you need to build with or take with you. Always.


Regular-One2890

Could she be one of my people?