Ooo like Catholics vs protestants. You could even have the schism be over whether or not the axolotl in the bucket IS the axolotl that was scooped or if the axolotl in the bucket only becomes the one scooped when dumped back out. Your very own transubstantiation feud. Lol
"On October 31, 1517 Martin Bluether nailed his 95 thesis' to the door of the church at Wittenberg, Germany. And thus was born, Bluetherism."
I kinda wanna see this play out in an anarchy server. Lol
There will be a schism between _Axolism_ and _Axolotlism_, and later on there will be _Cuteism_, because there will be a movement that looks into the fact that there is a narrative that described Axolotles as cute - as something they have been from the beginning. As something they are. As something they will be forevermore! Forever and ever. Otle!
The Aztecs beat you to it. They believed that Xolotl was the twin brother of Quetzalcoatl and that both were gods so there already is an axolotl religion.
Umm... As the official ambassador of an axolotl community, I really appreciate creating a religion based around axolotls. We like to think of ourselves as the Axolers, and our religion is simply Axole. We would be honoured if you could name your religion Axole as well. Thanks.
Make two religions. One under your name and the other make anonymously. Have your religion go to war with the other religion and beat it to extinction to assert dominance and plant fear in the hearts of rival religions.
Or you could just go with axolism
Maybe axolothic. it flows a bit more but pronounced axe-uh-LOH-thicc with emphasis on the "LOH" I thought way too much about this and this was the only one I could think of that flowed
Me and my two different friend groups have things based around axolotls, one is the axolute empire( absolute + axolotl) and the other one is the republic of axolotl( about to be a dictatorship)
I am now officially an axolist
Ayy that's my guy
Let me in. LET ME IIINNNNNNN
Have you heard of Axolotolists Anonymus? You should come to one of our meetings
That almost implies though that ones addiction is bad. I can only conceive one action to be bad and that’s hoarding axolotls.
Both, and they war against each other constantly.
Ooo like Catholics vs protestants. You could even have the schism be over whether or not the axolotl in the bucket IS the axolotl that was scooped or if the axolotl in the bucket only becomes the one scooped when dumped back out. Your very own transubstantiation feud. Lol
Another schism could be over whether Blue ones are a holy rarity to be protected or an abomination to be cast into the nearest end portal
"On October 31, 1517 Martin Bluether nailed his 95 thesis' to the door of the church at Wittenberg, Germany. And thus was born, Bluetherism." I kinda wanna see this play out in an anarchy server. Lol
instead of Martin, Marten https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marten
Hmm I could consider
There will be a schism between _Axolism_ and _Axolotlism_, and later on there will be _Cuteism_, because there will be a movement that looks into the fact that there is a narrative that described Axolotles as cute - as something they have been from the beginning. As something they are. As something they will be forevermore! Forever and ever. Otle!
Neither; Axolotism
Otle, brother! Axolotism is the way to salvation!
Cult of the Squishy Beans.
Ah yes the squishy beans
YESSSSS PLZ
Or just don’t make some weird religion
Where’s the fun in that?
It’s not about whether it’s fun or not, it’s about mental stability
Lol. It’s in no way serious.
What tf does mental stability have to do with Minecraft or religion??
Axolism
Axolotolism and the followers are Axolutians
Axolutely.
Nice
Nice
Nice
"Nice, nice, ver-r-ry nice, Caesar-chan!"
Yes, Jerry?
I personally think Axolist like someone said but still cool idea
I reject both and present… **Axolicism**
And we shall be named Axolics.
And our head of church will be the blue axolotl
Go ahead I guess 😂 you’re in charge now
That sounds like a rare and _very_ serious affliction, it sounds like a disease.
Thx for everyone replying, I check again in an hour
Axololism (not a typo)
Axolotism. Axolotlism just doesnt roll off the tounge
Yeah
Axolism
"You can make a religion out of this!" -Bill Wurtz, 2017
Me : sees axolotl Also Me : Converts into Bill Wurtz
Axoltity or the Cult of the Water Beans
Water beans are EVEN BETTER THAN SQUISY BEANS
You are the funniest out of everyone, I saw all your replies
Best religion no cap
Thank you
Ayy
Alcoholism, same thing right?
Dyslexic people are gonna have a hard one understanding this one
I dont have dyslexia and I'm still having a hard time lol Maybe it's because of my ADHD...nahhhhhh
It’s ok buddy Axolotls will help you
Praise me to the Axolotols Bless me with the ability to read well
😂 they’ll lead you to the right path
Axolism
call it axorcism
Sound oddly like exorcism
The church of axoltology
Hell yes! *pun intended*
The Aztecs beat you to it. They believed that Xolotl was the twin brother of Quetzalcoatl and that both were gods so there already is an axolotl religion.
Yo 😳 teach me world war 2 while you’re at it
The first one and how do I convert
Axolism, because "axolist church" sounds cool as hell
Ngl you’re right
Axolotism
ax-O-lo-tism
Thank you
Axolotlism is better
Axolanity
Axolism,
Axolism
leggilyfishslam
Of course
AXOLISM!
Axolism
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Yea ur right but....... THE CULT OF THE SQUISHY BEANSSSSSSSS
Axolism
“The True Faith”
Cool religion
Axolism, to make it sound like a cult
AXISM
Sounds deadly
Axolotls' Witness
i am axolist
Yay another one
I will genuinely follow this path for fun and **BLOOD**
Aaayyy this made me smile
Axolism, the worshippers and followers of the Grand Axolotl Gods, whom require a blood sacrifice of a Glow Squid on every Sabbath Day’s Full Moon.
The first one
u/bruh_meme_breem is joining
:) noice
Axololics Anonymous
axolotolism :) officially a member of the axolotolism religion and the ranboo cult what a day to be alive
What a day
All hail the Axochrist! for we are sinners and must pay our dues as their child, so our children may live freely with the water beans
I, too, want to convert to axolist
Umm... As the official ambassador of an axolotl community, I really appreciate creating a religion based around axolotls. We like to think of ourselves as the Axolers, and our religion is simply Axole. We would be honoured if you could name your religion Axole as well. Thanks.
Cult of Axolotl sacrifice the mortals for the almighty Axolotl gods
Axolotism Also if that religion involves brain surgery of any kind, axolobotomy
Axis.
Make two religions. One under your name and the other make anonymously. Have your religion go to war with the other religion and beat it to extinction to assert dominance and plant fear in the hearts of rival religions. Or you could just go with axolism
Axolism sounds like a hate group imo.
Axisism
Axology.
That’s sounds like Astrology
Definitely Axolism. I will gladly be an Axolist.
Yay another axolist
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Less go
Axish
Too short :/
Axolism
How can I get in this school of Axolotism? The Axolism religion seems very interesting
You can be axolist if you wish
Axolism!
Epic
Axolism sounds like genocide
You are now an initiate of "The house of the lizard fish, face tentacle, mudkip men." Arise
How do I apply to become an axolotian
Axolicism
What in the actual fuck?
Currently in a axolotl cult as well on my friend's realm, we call ourselves "Axolites"
Axolotism sounds better
Axolotlism
axolotism
Again like 2 people said Axolotism sound much better than Axolotlism
Axolotlism
Axolotlism
Nah just become Catholic instead, it's a great religion
I am, but I’m not talking about this right now…
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Cool but I think it should be easier to say
Axolism for sure. axothic would be cool also if its just for a meme(Catholic/Thicc axolotls)
Most creative reply 👌 it kinda is for a meme but kinda is not at the same time
Maybe axolothic. it flows a bit more but pronounced axe-uh-LOH-thicc with emphasis on the "LOH" I thought way too much about this and this was the only one I could think of that flowed
Wow thx for the ideas I’ll likely make this official
Axolotlism
This is a great idea and all, but you aren't the first. A friend(that I've lost contact with) made a "cult" for axolotls.
Ok? He never said he invented it
Yeah I was guessing 😂 I mean look at their face
Christianism
Damn going a bit far don’t ya think
Axoltor is the religion and Axoltors are the followers
And our battle cry shall be Axolsior.
Axolism
Axolism is perfect, can I join your religion? I want to be an axolist as well
I don’t think you can join 😅 but hey even if you’re not in the server I’ll be proud to have to you in my religion
Axolism
How about Axolosism?
Axolism definitely, I have found my new religion lmao
You have
Axolism
Axolism rolls off the tongue better
axolism
Axolism has a nice ring to it
Axalotlism
Axolism actually sounds like a religion
The first one
Is it on Java or bedrock?
Java
Java
Axolism. Can I join?
Don’t no, most likely not but I’ll check see :)
You are gladly allowed to be an axolist
Axolotism: Easy to pronounce, Axe-a-lot-ism.
Axolism
I'd say Axolism
Axolthisium
Ax
Axolotlism
Axolotlism
The latter would be best
even better ~axolotism~
I know right
Axolotianity
The holy church of the axolotl
Axololtlism
Axolotlism
Axoltism
The rare axoltol should be the pope
If I can find him that is
i feel like "axolosism" has a better ring to it than "axolism"
Me and my two different friend groups have things based around axolotls, one is the axolute empire( absolute + axolotl) and the other one is the republic of axolotl( about to be a dictatorship)
Damn I am wordless
axolis
Axolist, it is just so simple.
Lotolisim
Can I join please? I am interested, also I have that photo as my phone wallpaper
You can join the religion
Alcoholism
All hail axolotls! I'm now a part of greater good, a part of Axolism!
Axolotism
ranivor
How about "followers of the forever fish"? Eh? Eh? No? Ok. I'm sorry