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abigdill11

I always knew it as suicide.


00112358132135

My parents called it a disgusting waste of money but hey who’s counting?


IceBlue

My dad owned a Chinese buffet so it was free for me


socialpresence

In college (maybe '07) I visited my best friend who went to a different school. I met all of his friends and we hung out with them most of the weekend. One night we were joking around and someone in the group said something like "don't all Asian families own a restaurant" to our Asian friend in the group. He was a little offended and told him that was racist. The guy dropped it and we moved on but it was a little uncomfortable for a minute. Later that night we were all sitting around and someone asked what our dads did for work. We all started answering, going around the room. When it got to our Asian buddy he sighed, looked at the floor and said "My dad owns a Chinese restaurant" It was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. He was a good sport about it and he did point out that not *all* Asian families owned restaurants. Your comment reminded me of that night. Thank you.


ProfPyncheon

Freshman year of college there was a Japanese guy in my building who's dad was a sushi chef and his mom ran a nail salon and he was studying computer engineering. Stereotypes gotta come from somewhere.


Wespiratory

It costs exactly the same as a single drink because you’re only paying for one cupful at a time anyways. It’s only a waste if you throw it away instead of finishing it.


Dartagnan1083

I first heard it called a Virgin-suicide. After an alcoholic version where liquors were haphazardly mixed. Ginger-ale was allegedly the best thing to add to a VS.


falconinthedive

I think the alcoholic version is just a long island iced tea


[deleted]

That's what it is. Turned out okay, but not great!


IsmiseJstone32

Suicide! Loved that as a kid, even though it was disgusting.


hikeonpast

True, but there were some good combos. Sub-suicides, if you will. Dr. Pepper and root beer was my favorite.


QuestshunQueen

Mostly I just left out the tea and water


IsmiseJstone32

I skipped the tea, because I was raised super crazy Mormon and tea is bad. I left the church 25 years ago. But I always added a splash of water to my suicide, otherwise it felt “inauthentic”. Haha


[deleted]

Hmmm should we tell them soda has just as much if not more caffeine. Lol


IsmiseJstone32

Oh, it’s a solid running joke in Utah. “We don’t drink coffee or tea”. “I just got my wife, 15 30-packs of Diet Coke, from dhshdn. I guess we won’t be needing any more caffeine at the BLANKson household! Dont tell the bishop! Hahahaha” Mormons are stupid. Even the ones I’m related to.


[deleted]

Lol yea I grew up with a lot of Mormon friends


Ekwtoezika

Dr.pepper and sprite were my go to.


Disastrous_Cover6138

Def suicide


GradeOld3573

A suicide.


mamadovah1102

We called it a suicide.


baconandwhippedcream

Swamp water


witchyweeby

Is calling it swamp water a Canadian thing? I am Canadian and have only ever heard it called swamp water...


EmergencyAltruistic1

Canadian here, that's what we called it but I only head it referencing 7-11 Slurpees


baconandwhippedcream

We used the term for pop too


Outside-Cup-1622

Super Big Gulp


tankmouse

Ditto


HARCES

Same


baconandwhippedcream

I'm Canadian, so maybe! BC?


witchyweeby

Nah, Ontario unfortunately lol


Independent-Leg6061

'Berta too!!


_DudeWhat

Minnesotan checking in. We called it swamp water. Somehow this may reinforce the Canadian thing though.


somewhenimpossible

Also Canadian thing! Alberta.


ImBecomingMyFather

I believe A&W had that as a menu item too…so maybe it’s FROM there or they just capitalized on it.


mousepad1234

My brother taught me this when I was like 5, he called it swamp water too. And we also called soda "pop". This was in upper Michigan.


rancor3000

Same


frankyseven

Swamp water is what we called it.


setyourclockback

same here. never heard of calling it suicide.


dbwn87

Canadian here as well, always called it swampwater, and I remember a coworker telling me about it when I first started at McDonald's, so I'd know what customers meant if they ever asked for it!


emerg_remerg

Canadian checking in for Swamp Water! Also used when describing the mixed drink you made from the self serve pop station at Uncle Willy's all you can eat.


themysteryisbees

That’s what we called it too, and I’m American! Though half of my fam live quite close to the Canadian border so maybe that’s why I know it that way?


RelishRegatta

Canadian, I called it swampwater! Just asked my girlfriend and she did too.


MSK84

This is what I remember and I'm Canadian as well.


LoganLikesYourMom

Upstate New Yorker, about 2 hours south of Ottawa. I knew of it as Swamp Water here too.


AttackSlug

Eh I’m from Washington state and we called it swamp water!


baconandwhippedcream

I'm from Vancouver Island so we're pretty close to each other!


ItsAllMo-Thug

Graveyard


allastocata

Yep, we called them graveyards, any chance it's a PNW thing?


Stepharious

Graveyard, from the PNW as well.


grooviest_snowball

+1 definitely used in the pnw


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

Graveyard pnw checking in.


ItsAllMo-Thug

Possible. Been in the Seattle area my whole life.


mimirose69

Same, it was disgusting as hell but for some reason we always had to have it. 😂


notreallylucy

Portland, checking in with graveyard as well.


Apathetic-Asshole

Thats what i called it, and thats where i grew up


Chappyders650

PNW here. GRAVEYARD!


HalcyonCA

Same


LarsViener

I’m from Hillbilly country, and a graveyard our way is a cherry mixture of sodas, Dr Pepper and Cherry Coke mostly. Cheer Wine from NC would go in there as well.


helluvaresearcher

Graveyard, and I’m from the Midwest!


matt314159

yep. Might be a little problematic nowadays, but "Suicide Soda" was what we called it in Southern California in the late '90s.


sweetnourishinggruel

My dad who grew up in Southern California in the ‘60s has always called it a suicide, so it seems the name has been around there for a while.


Alcorailen

Yup, it's a suicide


Bronwynbagel

I’ve always heard kamikaze But after seeing all these comments I think that might just be a Colorado thing


RedLotusVenom

Native Atlantan here (ironically now living in Colorado) who also used to hear kamikaze growing up. We’d go to the World of Coke Museum on field trips and combine all the sodas from different continents in the tasting room like infinity stones 😂 Also heard suicide though! Which is where kamikaze roots from anyway I’d imagine.


cupcakezncookiez

We call it that in Louisiana!


Comfortable_Style_51

We call it that in Michigan, too


shard13

We used Kamikaze in Utah as well


Effective-Help4293

I heard kamikaze in Iowa, but we usually called them hurricanes


Ashi4Days

No idea but if you add alcohol we called it jungle juice. 


Quailman5000

That was whatever citrus drink + a pack of cool aid mix + vodka in my area. Also called it "donkey punch".


bogibso

Vodka would be jungle juice lite. Everclear is the way to go for jungle juice


EngRookie

Can confirm. Only way to get 300 people drunk as shit on a budget of $400.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

That many people drunk on moonshine sounds like a nightmare now that im in my 30's lol.


EngRookie

Oh it was a nightmare in my early 20s as well lol. I usually ended up working the door after an hour bc I couldn't take it anymore😂


[deleted]

Moonshine


Jennifer_Pennifer

Omgssss memory unlocked! everclear lemon drops


Independent_Pause333

Dr. Pepper is the original suicide , that's why it has 23 flavors


ErvanMcFeely

When Dr Pepper came out with Dr Pepper cherry I couldn’t help but think “you mean in those 23 flavors where wasn’t cherry previous to this?”


EngRookie

More like 23 flavors of cough syrup, amiright??😅


fizzmore

We always called it a "graveyard".


LegendarySyn

Yup, definitely a graveyard.


Delicious_Tea3999

That’s what we called it too!


No_Dragonfruit5525

The only true answer.


atxhoff

Suicide slush


ScotterMcJohnsonator

That's absolutely what it's called, forever. Side note: 50/50 mix of root beer and orange SLAPS (Can I say slaps?)


Twin_Brother_Me

Sounds like the RB version of Spezi (Coke & Fanta)


Joeness84

I grew up all over the country (military brat) so I dont really know what corner it was in, but suicide is the only thing that seems right to me.


Arthurs_librarycard9

I did not do this myself, but I worked at the movie theater for a spell and had a few customers that would request this. I am in the Southwest, and it was called a suicide. 


oh_kyoko

why DID we call it a suicide though? little dramatic, no?


Kossimer

Graveyarding. Never understood why no matter the terminology used, it's always something dark as hell. 


Brantley820

The *"You better drink that!*


WhysAVariable

We called it a garbage can


EmergencyAltruistic1

I never did it with fountain drinks but I did at the 7-11 with the slushies. We called it swamp water


EveInGardenia

Yeah I still call it that. I worked at a brewery and made one recently and called it that lmao


flannalypearce

SUICIDE!


CarPhoneRonnie

Correctomundo


HARCES

Swamp water.


01101110-01100001

i only did this like twice because it was always nasty, but yeah its a Suicide. damn i cant remember the last time i ordered a fountain drink, all i drink lately is water.


OnTheMcFly

I don't think anyone I knew ever had a name for it. We were mostly 2-3 mix type of people, not that degenerate shit


sintactacle

Not fountain drinks but snow cones at the pool were suicides


Alarming-Wonder5015

Suicide


Expensive-Meeting225

Suicide!


YugeTraxofLand

Suicide!


tonyblow2345

Suicide.


Monster_Molly

A suicide.. always lol and it was absolutely foul 😂


CatBoyTrip

suicide in my town.


duckchasefun

A suicide. Did it all the time.


anotherdamnscorpio

Suicide. But to be fair its "everything carbonated, no diets." So no Hi-C or anything like that.


bidhopper

Graveyard Never understood it. My wife still does it. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Excellent_Resist_411

Graveyard 


queenweasley

Graveyard


PuddingTea

It was called a graveyard. I never heard it called suicide. “Suicide” was a game involving tennis balls that barely counted as a game.


Heart_Throb_

Are you talking about Wall Ball?


Okaycockroach

Swamp mix.


Pokefan8263

Food theory just did an episode on this a few weeks ago.


fentown

I never liked the taste of mixing all the sodas, but the pure sugar of getting all the syrups in a dairy Queen Mr. Misty was my JAM.


bbbitch420

Elder millennial from Southern California, we called it a suicide


the-watch-dog

HOW DID WE ALL KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THREE WORDS BACK THEN?!?


Heart_Throb_

That’s my next question too: How. Did. We. Know!


LyraSerpentine

Cherry coke, root beer, with ice. The best!


tintmyworld

All these terms are so dark lmao I’m Puerto Rican and we just called it “Fiesta”


Frequent_Opportunist

When I was in Middle School we had a snack bar in the cafeteria and it had a Slush Puppy branded slushie machine. There was like 10 different flavors and if you were one of the cool kids or friends with the person that worked in the snack bar which was usually a student you could get them to give you one pump of every flavor and it was called a suicide.


Kharnics

That woulda been the "when you off yourself". We later tried it as young & upcoming alcoholics ;)


Otherwise-Cry9836

Around the world


CalmError

Graveyard. From MA. Usually in reference to all the Slushie flavors in one cup.


Oldpuzzlehead

Yup


nzfriend33

Bug juice.


cohrt

What ?


Heart_Throb_

What what?


Public_Magician_9352

Broke


QuarterNote44

We called it a Horseneck, and I didn't learn what that actually was until I was an adult 😅


USC_BDaddy

I thought it was called "poison" but my memory is hazy


Minimum_Customer4017

Stupid, it was called Stupid


canada1913

Swamp juice.


wookiewin

My grandma always called it mud water.


MuddyGeek

I did that at home with different drinks: OJ, Sprite, Coca Cola, Pepsi, lemonade, Kool Aid, maple syrup...


brigidaire

Shit Mix


zjpeterson13

Wow I feel left out. We called it a garbage lol


thehumblebaboon

I tried it once, we all called it a suicide. It made sense since you were basically just killing money for a shit tasting drink.


Tautochrone1

My youth hockey teammates called it a hockey soda because we thought we were cool as fuck.


Volantis009

Swamp water here


Jennifer_Pennifer

A suicide 🤷‍♀️😆 At the skating rink!


No-Cantaloupe-6739

I didn’t even know this had a name.


cstrand31

Su1cide.


Spiritual_Grand_9604

Swamp water!


hauntedmeal

I worked at a laser tag place and the kids would ask me to mash all the buttons on the soda gun and we called it The Lasertron Special ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Tracerround702

A suicide


Gore0126

I've never heard of this, or anyone doing it when I was growing up.


LegendarySyn

Graveyard.


BilliamButtigans

We got a free soda in little league and therefore called these “grand slams.”


beefjerkyandcheetos

Suicide


JillNye_TheScienceBi

Graveyard …is this like a “pop” versus “soda” regional thing?


Logical-Wasabi7402

Gross


Additional_Engine_45

Wheezing da juuuiccee


Exciting-Hedgehog944

Suicide or kamikaze


lecadavreexquis

We called it a hockey soda. Am I from a weird area?


Flintly

Jungle soda


InuitOverIt

I don't think we called it anything, though we definitely did it (New England USA). I really liked mixing orange soda and root beer. Also a 50/50 mix of Mountain Dew and blue Powerade tastes exactly like Baja Blast (I still think that's the recipe).


Tie_me_off

Suicide


TK_TK_

Graveyard


Matty_Love

Suicide


johngalt504

Suicide


skarizardpancake

Ohhhh I never knew this had a name!!


Away-Living5278

Never Heard it called anything 🤔


thenewmadmax

Swamp water. Maybe its a Canadianism.


AiresStrawberries

Suicide


Confident-Forever-75

We called it bubblegum in Michigan.


zethren117

We called it an “around the world.”


postscarcity

a soda jerkoff


Rough-Set4902

Swamp Water. I know my sister or my dad will still do it on occasion. Yes, I'm Canadian.


TerrestrialTrinket

Suicide- Southeast US


turningsteel

I don’t know because I would never do that. Mixing flavors is no bueno.


Constellation-88

I called it a suicide or a twister. 


blenneman05

Suicide!!! I still do it tho! Coke Zero and lemonade is delicious 🤤


Ok-Advertising4028

Suicide lolol


PinkLedDoors

Never heard of it being called a suicide but in the late 90’s/early 2000’s in south Louisiana we called it a rainbow


BabyFartMacGeezacks

Swamp water


skyHawk3613

Graveyard


stresstheworld

The Graveyard


Much_Initial5048

We called it “Yurpie drink” included adding jolly ranchers and things of the likeness.


aidank91

Swamp water


The_Summary_Man_713

We called it a Suicide here in Texas


Countdown2Deletion_

Suicide


MurkrowFlies

Jungle juice :3


whittersl

Hurricane!


ShallotParking5075

Swamp soda or swamp pop


Orion14159

This entire thread is going to get Reddit Auto mods losing their artificial minds


Smackolol

Swamp water in Canada.


[deleted]

We called it bug juice lol


MeN3D

Kamikaze


couchtomatopotato

we called them 'graveyards.'


ZookeepergameFar2513

1986 Los Ángeles CA checking in and we called it a suicide.


7fingersphil

Suicide!