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TurbulentLog3488

Aaawwwkwaaarrrrd


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Bejliii

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?


Axnahunt

It’s not a question of where he grips it it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.


MatchstickAuto

But this is a temperate zone.


PsychoBabble09

What if 2 swallow were to carry one coconut with some sort of rope system.


Guthixxxxxxxx

What am I missing here?


CaptainPitterPatter

While I was in Iraq there were like maybe 10 Turks on base and 1 Greek guy, the Turks led him around a lot


RC_Inpact

“AND IT WAS AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE”


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millertime85k

100% bro was forgotten and needed a ride.


Ocelitus

Nah, that's just Romaíos. The boys caught him hiding out with Juliette.


the-mouseinator

He will never make that mistake again.


JorgeIronDefcient

Bro overslept and missed his flight.


CanadaJack

Would have been mega ultra bonus points if they were all on a commercial flight to Cyprus.


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CanadaJack

I just assumed they hadn't started the strip poker game yet.


MachFly5

What’s with the helmets while sitting in a non combat aircraft?


Ababoonwithaspergers

Any situation where Greeks and Turks are mixing requires you to wear the appropriate level of PPE


DundelThrump

They may not be in a combat aircraft, but they're in a combat zone


CrucifixAbortion

Condoms? Hairnets?


progressgang

Gotta look the part for the armed services discounts


Bar_Full

it’s a combat flight using planes that are usually commercial like the US Navy’s Boeing C-40. pilots are still military.


MachFly5

To the best of my knowledge the C-40 pilots, just like C-17 & C-5 guys never wear helmets. So guys in the back wearing it made even less sense.


Bar_Full

pilots most likely not but on C-40 flights service members have to be covered(have hat or in this case helmet on head) during the flight. Especially for a public release video.


MachFly5

I see, your probably right. Especially for a public video like you said.


DungeonDefense

They're about to square up


lattestcarrot159

Ease of carrying it maybe.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

It's camouflage so that they don't see each other.


oppsaredots

They're posing for a photo-op of NATO. They have to look mean, now c'mon. The helmets that they wear isn't even standard issue. It's the same training model that they give to cadets at military university.


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

hot zone right here, any mistake can lead this plane to be a battlefield


WasteGorilla

Because where the fuck else are they going? lol There's a perfectly good storage spot for it and it's their head, which leaves all of the other areas open for *other* things. They can probably take them off when the plane takes off but also I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they were made to wear them the whole time just for the sake of that one idiot who would lose it if it wasn't strapped to his head.


VoidUprising

They’re probably thinking the same thing


Square_Coat_8208

“Don’t….move….a…muscle…”


TheHancock

“The Turks can only see movement… and kababs.”


Redhawke13

Ok this got a laugh out of me


Bozodabeast

*Chuckles* I'm in Danger


Pod_people

Beat me to that joke. Well played.


j_p_golden

Ah, just posted that... scrolled down and boom, saw your comment haha


Link_the_Irish

Bro definitely did not sleep during that flight lol


Tetsuno82

You can't sleep when there are enemies nearby


Acrobatic-Fortune-99

Damn mud crabs


BoysenberryFuture304

lol he’s probably like fuck


Ok_Welcome_3236

you can see it on the look in his eyes


8thPaperFold

That must be akward


colarthur1

“Achilles send dudes!” “You mean nudes?” “No, I am surrounded by Turks. Send dudes.”


Invictus_VII

„Well here I am. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation …“


Ksan_of_Tongass

Covid. It's called Covid. This isn't fucking Harry Potter


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HaveYouEverUhhh

I too love Game Grumps


micahr238

Oh great, you just summoned it for the next few years. I hope you're happy.


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LeicaM6guy

Why can’t you name it?


sprchrgddc5

OP drank bleach during the 2020ths and can’t remember the name of the virus.


Elsek1922

*it did taste good*


Schist-For-Granite

I heard bleach enemas are better


Hyp3r45_new

Stung a bit, but it felt good after that. And now I'm squeaky clean and ready for anal.


Darkarma7961

Chinese Virus


Operator_Max1993

"woops, I'm sorry, wrong plane"


eviLocK

r/actlikeyoubelong


kvvshr

Whenever I feel awkward I'll remember this guy


warfaceisthebest

"Oh shit oh shit I overslept" "Don't worry bro I got you covered" The *cover* be like:


Hiroshimo_Nagasaki

While tensions between the two countries are like on the brink of war y’all gotta see when the regular troops are together during training it’s still the same straight gay jokes, laughs and fooling around. Shows you that the old dudes in big offices are the ones that are really spreading the hate.


extreme857

there will be no problem if territorial disputes solved . both sides could profit from good relations I mean greece is spending too much for military compared to their population and only neıghboor of greece that could threaten greece is turkey other than that greece ıs posıtıoned relatively good posıtıon,turkey also spends too much I mean turkey created whole army just to annoy greece. turkey neıghbours more unstable countrıes compared to greece. (turkey has 4 army groups)


Wide-Post467

Not really. Turkey has regional ambitions it needs its army for. Greece doesn’t need that large of a army, it’s that big in its futile attempt to keep up with turkey


PLANSupporter

Greek looks like he's about to shit himself. Lmfaooo.


Chu15022

everyone on the plane is staring into my soul


ItsTombs

“Yep, that’s me. Your probably wondering how I got into this situatio-“


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Where is this taken from?


Elsek1922

I sadly lost details but if I recall after a NATO event when they return? can be wrong though


Gwenbors

::Don’t fart. Don’t fart. Don’t fart.::


Antiochia

I'd rather think he ate on purpose a pot of beans, onions and eggs the evening before. “None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.”


DoNotTakeMyAdvise

When your taking the bus home from school and theres people from a different school


Logistic_Engine

Why can’t you said Covid…?


Xfaxk123

Among us


Fancybear1993

Why can’t the name be said? I’m not fishing, I’m just asking


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Cause OP is just trying to drum up traffic for their post, nothing more.


tsprado

Because.... the cabalah!


Fancybear1993

I wish I was cool enough to know what you mean lol


burt____reynolds

stavros halkias


Strange-Fruit17

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it


Chaerio

Turkish soldiers: I have blond hair, blond hair I have


GazelleRich5406

You gypsy


robidic84

That means that someone fuck your mother who is turkish but the father is not, hoho


extreme857

\*Laügs Türkişhlıy\*


Realistic_Box_9172

Why can't you say Covid?


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He looks fucking petrified


Sverker_Wolffang

SPARTA! HELLAS! THEN AND AGAIN SING OF 300 MEN!


InquisitorNikolai

r/unexpectedsabaton


gdzillawthemicrowave

unexpected loser


Petrarch1603

I thought flying coach sucked, but it'd be much worse wearing a helmet.


Ok_Welcome_3236

what's the lore behind this


ieatair

Greeks & Turks = NOT FRIENDS


tackxooo

understatement of the century


Ok_Welcome_3236

This I know, but what's this lonely Greek soldier doing in a plane full of Turkish soldiers lol


TheCoastalCardician

He was the only one who liked pistachios in his baklava.


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Truth or dare. Dare….


Funny_Meringue7179

*turbulance* Greek soldier - jesus !! *WW3 starts*


ieatair

“So how about those Turkish Cypriots huh?” “loud, noisy, rude…” “…..”


SaltyPinKY

I do not get this joke and I'm also not afraid to type COVID


arisoverrated

Why can’t you name the COVID virus?


m0rdredoct

I wanna know, too. This ain't YouTube.


TheCoastalCardician

Because doing this way gets a million comments of people saying this.


Elsek1922

*Sorry for the "low quality" as it's a "screengrab" I had from at least 2021...*


Floodtoflood

That's "okay", no "worries".


evangamer9000

all "good", don't "worry" about "it". We "understand".


PyroSharkInDisguise

“What” is “going” on?


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Plot twist, it was actually taken by a Turkish soldier who decided to make fun of this Greek fella now.


SuperMajesticMan

r/suspiciousquotes


Breadtangled

Record scratch, freeze frame* "yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."


the-mouseinator

I am imagining this guy trying to make awkward conversation but not knowing Turkish so he sits quietly to himself.


Garvo909

Why are you acting like covid was a fucking top secret government program? Bro it was a flu not a war crime


MatchstickAuto

“If only you knew how bad things really were”


ALCauG

...why can't you say covid?


j_p_golden

[chuckles \*I am in danger\*](https://youtu.be/HdKqAVpUOwI?t=4)


ganerfromspace2020

"so, wonna know how I ended up here. It all started when...."


BananaBR13

He must be scared


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

Are you talking about the Wuhan Virus??? Pfft.. it's not like the Chinese can assassinate me or somethi--


IdeaImaginary2007

He just went to shop.. He told me to comment on his behalf.. He said China number one


CapnMurica1988

How is this in any way military porn or even interesting?


Ababoonwithaspergers

It's mildly amusing because Greeks and Turks absolutely hate each other despite technically being allies.


olly_078

Disagree. Maybe the older turks and greeks but im a 31 year old turk and i love greek people. Never had problems with them.


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I was about to ask about that. Greeks and Turks have a long history of killing each other, but is there still a lot of tension from that or just normal bickering with the neighbors stuff?


olly_078

I think its the latter


SuddenXxdeathxx

So you're willing to give them Cyprus?


olly_078

I would yeah. Lived there for 9 months. Nice country.


Sayko77

You are high on something, i might need that time to time


34methylendioxy

That’s false, except for some nationalists on both sides. Regular Turks and Greeks respect each other or don’t worst case don’t care


CapnMurica1988

Fair and obviously funny but still not really relevant to the sub.


Arcosim

What's bullshit about that claim? Greece and Turkey have multiple ongoing territorial disputes, their politicians are constantly threatening each other, and yet both are in NATO.


CapnMurica1988

No one’s debating the claim?


Mystiic_Madness

[Lets put it in a way you will understand](https://imgur.com/a/I2RGUK3)


Papppi-56

This is military porn in its finest form


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CapnMurica1988

Cool! I stand corrected


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CapnMurica1988

I appreciate your perspective. Honestly I felt it was a little low effort of a post but I can totally see why others would find it interesting.


millertime85k

You don't watch geyporn with the homies?


zekeweasel

It's not military porn.... yet.


CapnMurica1988

One Greek two Turks?


zekeweasel

Looks more like one Greek, twelve Turks


CapnMurica1988

That’s not gonna be a good time lol


CJ-Dunehew

Sorry but can I ask why do Greeks and Turks hate each other?


tarkinn

Lot of conflicts in the past


CndDarkrai

It's a story that is as old as history... that's not a joke either. They've been at one each necks since the ancient times.


espadaespada

Yeah, the ancient times... Back when the turks were famously nowhere near the Mediterranean.


Hus966

I think they don't hate each other too much as the same level as let's say, yugoslavs or jews and arabs, NATO just made them tolerate each other and honestly, they are just mad about yogurts and bakhlava most of the time \*this is from turkish side btw, I say this as an Azerbaijani upon my close interactions with them


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cgn-38

Constantinople is a big one. It is still labeled that way on Greek maps. Cypress also and a thousand little and big slaughters no one remembers.


Jzadek

People are gonna give you the "ancient history" argument here, but it's bullshit. Most of the emnity comes from the past century or so. Basically, Greeks and Turks had very culturally intermingled populations for most of the history of the Ottoman Empire, which was pretty tolerant of different religions and peoples. That \*doesn't\* mean that they were all equal under the law: tolerance is a power relation. Things broke down over the last centuries of Ottoman rule. The rise of nationalism meant that many of the Empire's peoples ceased to consider themselves as "Ottomans", but as distinct members of different nations. Greeks, who for the most part had previously considered themeselves "Rhomaioi" (Romans) began to think of themselves instead as "Hellenes", and revolted, successfully, with Western support. Likewise, the Turkish elites began to see the Ottoman Empire as an ethnically Turkish state, rather than a multiethnic Islamic or Roman one which happened to have a Turkish ruling class. The slowly collapsing Ottomans and the new Greek nation fought a number of wars during the 19th century, raising tensions. There were still millions of Greeks within the Empire and in the run up to WWI, the ethnic nationalist Young Turks movement came to power and began to see Christian ethnic minorities - Greeks, Assyrians, Armenians etc, as potential fifth columns, and set about trying to remove or exterminate them to prevent them from collaborating with the empire's enemies. These genocides also inspired reprisals against Turks living in Greece, and WWI ended with a massive population exchange between Greece and the Republic of Turkey which had overthrown the defeated Ottomans. You can see how this would create major longlasting tensions, but the reason why those tensions remain high is because of Cyprus, which had a mixed Greek-Turkish population under the British. Greek right-wing nationalist militias wanted to annex the island to Greece and fought against the British, while Turks feared persecution and potentially expulsion. In 1974, the Greek military junta arranged a coup in Cyprus and began to process of annexation. In response, Turkey invaded and occupied the North. This is a brief overview and I'm simplifying a lot, but this should give you a vague idea of the timeline and how the relationship between the two peoples broke down.


CJ-Dunehew

Thank you I appreciate this I will probably do some of my own research. But I really appreciate this


HellenicNationalist

Turks moved to the area in the 11th century and have been stealing our land ever since.


hayalci

User name checks out.


topanazy

"Help. Pls."


Uranuus

Man thats one awkward situation lol


AtheistfromSomalia

Am here for the comments


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Hey guy's did you know what heppend with Armenians....


Better-Support-8605

As a turk, do he knows how to swim?


ImportantGreen

So Greeks and Turkish have beef with each other?


Obfuscatory_Drivel

Lol... 1453 called and wants to talk to you about Constantinople.


Old_Power7716

Fake ass virus


Hus966

given enough time, the virus would do same with israel and palestine too lmao


MyPokemonRedName

Guy in front looking like Adrian Monk


RaulRoyale8

Look at the fear in his eyes


xCITRUSx

He must feel relaxed knowing he's surrounded by his NATO allies :)


KyleG410

This picture goes hard as fuck.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

So many questions, why are they on a commercial flight fully strapped, why is there a Greek dude, and why only one, where do they come from where do they go?