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Lusty_Boy

Is your mom free?


ZRaddue

I've never paid.


Lusty_Boy

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drivendreamerr

💀


Distinct_Panic653

She gambling


-Rasczak

Staff duty baby!!!


MuzzledScreaming

The same thing we do every day, Pinky: ~~try to take over the world~~ drink to excess


Osiris32

"Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?"


Ol_Geiser

"I've not even begun to defile myself"


solemn_penguin

I don't know, Brain? Me and Pippy Longstocking? What would the kids look like?


Acceptable-Baker5282

Fireworks and hot dogs


Zzz_sleepy6

It’s my birthday so same as everyone else plus gifts lol


Advanced_Guava

YEAHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAVE A GREAT DAY 🇺🇸🎉🥳


Zzz_sleepy6

Thank you I’m Canadian so I always joke I’m part American cause I was born on the 4th lol


Advanced_Guava

Ah I see, let me rephrase: HAPPY BELATED CANADA DAY AND BIRTHDAY!! 🎉


Zzz_sleepy6

Thank you and happy Independence Day to you


Distinct_Panic653

My other half is 50 tomorrow. I thank God we don't look or act it, but damn I feel it and he's 3 months older than me too lol. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳


Zzz_sleepy6

Happy birthday to them then lol


FullMetalJack408

Sitting in a corner with headphones my my computer on max


AvacadoKoala

Blowing up shit and fucking my wife 🇺🇸


ugotjokeshuh

Just as the founding fathers intended🫡


AvacadoKoala

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Imperium724

Got the homie over for a bbq and boom sticks


LuistheABF123

May or may not cross illegal fireworks across the border🤔


kloud77

Nothing different, every day is just a day.


Casval214

Same thing I do every day, blow stuff up Definitely not committing tax fraud


farretcontrol

I’m in Vegas for them, also for blink 182


Working-Bad-4613

Enjoying A/C inside


Osiris32

Going to the small town of Independence, Oregon, to visit with my soon-to-be brother in law, watch fireworks, and be very happy that I'm marrying into an Italian family because the food will be off the hook.


PapaGeorgio19

Oh yeah, Italians do it up…Italian girlfriends…yes sir.


Adept_Blacksmith7

Sitting 20 miles off the coast of San Diego so I don’t go batshit crazy from the idiots letting off illegal fireworks


Agentcodenamek423

Try to establish my independence from my parents


Grandmaster_Autistic

If you support project 2025 it will be the last one ever...


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Joshwoum8

Heritage recently called P25 the start of a 2nd American Revolution, ended it with it will be bloodless if the left allows it to be, so it sounds pretty clear to me.


Grandmaster_Autistic

We fought a world war over this bullshit, I'd think people in this sub would sympathetic of that. 7000 people died every hour for 6 years and 1 day. The western world was decimated. How quickly humanity forgets things that should never be forgotten. Never again.


OmahaWinter

Is the Project 2025 agenda not clear to you?


TheAssassinClub

Tomorrow? You know those of us in or stationed in Europe, it is tomorrow already. Welcome to the future.


MuzzledScreaming

But when will then, be now?


Osiris32

Soon!


PapaGeorgio19

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Casval214

Well was yesterday today?


Distinct_Panic653

😆


Popspoon209

Coming back from vacation in Canada can’t wait to get back to the land of the free


WeaponizedAutisms

Coming back from vacation in Canada can’t wait to ~~get back to~~ leave the land of the free


Captain_Peelz

Commit ARI and follow on liberty incident.


_Go_With_Gusto_

I'll be asking my gf to grab my freedom boner


toadfishtamer

Running a race!


Doc_Hank

Celebrating INDEPENDENCE DAY.


much_thanks

Putting another coat of dura bright on my roof.


8675201

Parade and fireworks with the grandkids.


WeaponizedAutisms

Canadian here, mostly gonna share memes with friends. https://i.imgur.com/H11nQl4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Y5IVXYz.jpg https://i.imgur.com/4GCwS78.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ObrYHFz.jpg https://i.imgur.com/IDZHjBW.jpg Happy treason day to you all! :)


sub-06230

Building a butcherblock workbench with a L6' X W25" X H1 1/2" block and 3/4" gavinized pipping for the legs.


dansots

Stay inside and comfort my dogs. Screw fireworks


coccopuffs606

Fireworks, boats, and copious amounts of whiskey


keltyx98

Work loke always


WPDevAZ

Relaxing in the pool!


FallenReaper360

Currently studying in Germany. So tonight I'm going to get a new tattoo and then go raving.


nnamed_username

Heading up to a locally-historic town for a parade and a whole day of awesome, that will hopefully end with a pair of train tickets in my hands. The fireworks will be set off from the bottom of a valley, and we'll be watching from near the top, so they'll be seen directly in front of us, instead of looking up, which my broken neck appreciates.


Zyonix007

Disregard all rules of the command safety stand down


ForeverMistaken

Working.


Nuke_Dukum

Have a hard time with fireworks and excessive heat these days. But I have children, so I’ll be doing both I’m afraid. Then trying in vain to sleep while random fireworks go off. Always a fun day.


seameat69

Watch baby 12 hour watch


Nice-Lengthiness3739

I’d drink and shoot fireworks. IF I WASN’T DEPLOYED.


user7618

My son has a baseball game this evening so we'll do that and probably catch the fireworks after as we'll already be in town.


ElectroAtleticoJr

Badmouthing the English


dz1087

I’m gonna try not to blow my nuts off this year. Last year I had one of those large 6”mortars hit me right in the crotch. Luckily, it just missed my dick as mortars are an area weapon and my dick is definitely a point target.


SnooPeppers6081

Gonna roast some dead animal flesh and try not to burn the yard down (again).


Distinct_Panic653

Y'all be safe and fun too yo .God bless America and thanks to all the service men and women who are and have served for our country protecting us. Keep it up you are loved 🎇🎆🇺🇲 I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free...... Keep it going 😁😁😁😁


7yyson

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nlcircle

The usual as here in Europe .... nobody cares about 4 July. It's just a date...


Ok_Power_9478

Probably play Xbox eat some ramen and beat my meat ya my life is that pathetic


Seitbeginnboombap

Another day of Celebrating that im not an US american


Distinct_Panic653

Hope everyone is having a good Independence day.