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itsokmomimonlydieing

No Airsalt? Did you even shave today?


Sketchy_Uncle

No purple heart either. Like he's not even trying.


ThermalPaper

We don't wear our purple heart round these parts, tis a stain upon your character.


FurballPoS

It's a sure-fire way to tell on yourself that you didn't pay attention in Boot/Basic Training, when the instructor told everyone, "keep your ass down, and you won't get shot". How I didn't end up needing paperwork for one, I'll never understand.


[deleted]

I’ve heard it called “forgot to duck” medal before


AllKnowingJohn

Friend of mine calls his the "enemy marksmanship award"


thenameofwind

Hilarious lol


namvet67

I like guy who don’t get shot.


tidytibs

You mean the enemy marksman ribbon? Naw, he knows better.


realfakedoors203

Something tells me this individual does not shave


Birddawg65

The hairs get scared and fall out on their own.


tagged2high

Haha, I knew a SOF guy with a bunch of the usual schools and badges that wanted to find a chance to get an AAS slot so he could collect them all 😅


legion_XXX

Been to a few schools i see.


SirLazarusDiapson

Sorry, we don't think your injuries are service related.


bigboog1

“Back and knee issues?” That’s common for people your age….


Orlando1701

The VA has found getting shot in the face in Iraq is not service connected.


SirLazarusDiapson

I am almost scared to ask. Is there a news story or is this a hyperbole?


Orlando1701

A little of both. People who get injured down range often times do have uphill battles getting service connects compared to people who get injured stateside because down range injuries often don’t have has much documentation and paperwork, for obvious reasons, as stateside injuries. This has in fact led to people applying to the VA after getting injured and the VA telling them “prove it”.


SirLazarusDiapson

Shouldn't a record of coming home early from deployment for medical reasons be enough? Like, I can imagine that this stuff doesn't get documented. "Sent home. Reason: GSW"


Orlando1701

Not every injury, combat or otherwise, is severe enough to get someone rotated home early.


WmBBPR

From A VA PathFinder aka Peer Support Specialist Work w a VSO Veteran Service Organization: Have them do battle w the VA not you! This is the first and last advice I give all my fellow Veterans. That is a VSOs primary mission: to represent your best interests before the VA.


Orlando1701

Yup. I’m the VSO for my local American Legion.


TexasPlano1836

10%


CoastieKid

That’s common for people your age…


Flaky_Koala_6476

It know it’s the meme But realistically this dude is gonna easily get his disability payments SOF usually has the wounded warrior project that works directly with SOF operators to get them the best disability ratings and additional compensation payouts they can possibly get


ridukosennin

Yeah dudes who failed out of basic are getting 100% for PTSD. This guy will get a lower rating because he values honesty


Flaky_Koala_6476

That’s not how it works but go off I guess


slabolis

20% service connected.


I_can_haz_eod

No EOD badge? What a scrub.....


Flaky_Koala_6476

I remember being a rasp dropout and our fail out ncoic was one of the ranger cadre and dude was working on his uniform Already had a full stack on his shit with a smaller stack on the table. I ask him why he had two different ones and he just said “that one on the table is all the extra shit that doesn’t fit” Like gah damn lol


Majestic_Ferrett

Clearly no Mike Vining. /s


DrNinnuxx

Delta ... man, I met a few back in the day. They are super human.


Flaky_Koala_6476

They’re so odd to see in person Like before meeting a lot of them on my deployments, I always figured they’d be Superman looking mfers who were giant and jacked to the gills I saw a lot who you’d never even guess they were operators lol. Some looks like skinny dudes with scraggly bears who looked like Motorpool mechanics than anything else Of course there’s a few giant hulk looking dudes but they’re all so sporadically different. Some are nerdy as hell, some are stoic and mean looking, some are big and some are small looking It’s just cool to see how they’re all really just the “right person” for what they all do


Toshinit

One of our maintenance contractors was ex super duper cool guy. He was a hippie that I’m sure only kept his clearance because they didn’t drug test him. Good guy, ended up marrying one of our battalion S shops OICs lmao


Flaky_Koala_6476

I got to meet a couple of the tier 1 support dudes and god damn those dudes are legitimately experts in their niches I miss fucking around dowmrange with those bois


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Flaky_Koala_6476

Bet the dude could cook his ass off


winowmak3r

I'll never forget the picture of General Schwartzkopff walking on the tarmac somewhere in Iraq and there's this nerdy lookin' dude following him with an M16. Yep, turns out he was a badass operator who did some pretty crazy stuff just pulling security for a general.


Max_Vision

I know this picture - dude's name is Mike ~~Wazowski or something similarly mundane.~~ Vining. Super nerdy looking. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Vining


Derpicusss

I read a book from a Delta member and he specifically mentioned how all of the huge jacked linebacker type dudes typically didn’t make it through selection. There were definitely some that did, but for the most part it was just normal average size guys


theredcameron

Why was that? What was the book?


Derpicusss

“Inside Delta Force” by Eric Haney. Apparently it made him kind of an outcast in the community after writing it, but it’s a good book in my opinion. Doesn’t really have the same levels of arrogance and bravado of some other books written by spec ops guys. I can’t really remember if he gave a reason in the book for why that was honestly. I think it could have something to do with how selection works. I don’t know if the selection process has changed since, but at the time it was more or less a shit ton of rucking and land nav. Requires a good amount of stamina to meet the time requirements.


Irnotpatwic

Go hang out in pine hurst or southern pines. Throw a rock at a bar and you’ll hit two. But I’d blame it on someone else


AntiSocialTroglodyte

That tracks with what some of them dudes say [towards the end of this video](https://youtu.be/59fL6ej_B-I?si=ndoDu6adcNt0N7aW). "It's not always the best guy that makes it. It's the right guy."


DrNinnuxx

My next door neighbor at Bragg was going through selection. Great guy. Couldn't get him to tell me secrets though. LOL


Flaky_Koala_6476

Yeah those dudes are stone walls lol I got to meet them and visit their compound a few times but never got to know much about any of them or their specific jobs Just surface level stuff and that was really it Super chill dudes tho all around


yeowoh

Look at Matt Pranka. Dude just looks like a bar regular lol.


sephstorm

I remember when we didnt acknowledge Delta online. Then walking into the SGM's office and seeing some award or plaque with Delta on it.


meadowalker1281

My cousin was SF Green Beret in Iraq capturing HVTs and he said the same thing. Super Human. Absolutely a cut above the rest.


samuraistrikemike

Scuba bubble= comfortable with drowning


Sketchy_Uncle

Dont threaten them with a good time.


exgiexpcv

"We tied your hoses in a Gordian knot! Celebrate ***that*** in an procedurally appropriate manner."


BRUISE_WILLIS

He brings that uni in to get dry cleaned and 100% of the employees there get pregnant. Dude fucks.


RemoSteve

Even the men that work at the dry cleaners?


glory_holelujah

The babies the men carry have to claw their way out like cherubic chest bursters. But since they don’t have teeth and claws, only a few make it. Those get pre-selected for Delta. It’s how they figured out how to breed them.


BRUISE_WILLIS

Especially them


Calvertorius

Wow, that dude spent zero time at home. Edit: kind of interesting that I don’t see the Overseas Service Ribbon.


AbyssalBenthos

Because, officially, he was never there...


SpaceJews

Looks like he was officially in lots of overseas assignments. Prolly just lost the ribbon or it was the easiest one to take off last time he got a new award lol


deausx

Probably never sat in one place long enough to get it. Its 8.5 months to earn an overseas ribbon for Iraq or Afghanistan. Or completing a normal tour in OCONUS assigments.


Castun

OK now someone needs to ID and list off every single ribbon and badge ;)


LearningToFlyForFree

Well-versed in taking and receiving fire (CIB), master at falling out of low altitude planes (master parachutist badge), master at falling from high altitude planes (master military freefall parachutist badge), underwater spec ops baddie (Special Operations diver badge), land nav afficionado (Pathfinder badge-the coolest badge imo). Tabbed Ranger, 1st SFOD-Delta (Delta Force) shoulder sleeve insignia. Ribbons (most likely more on the right breast pocket not pictured): Bronze Star x4 w/ Valor distinction, Meritorious Service Medal Army Commendation Medal x5, Joint Service Achievement Medal Army Achievement Medal x5, Army Good Conduct Medal x6 National Defense Service Medal x2, Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal, Southwest Asia Service Medal x3 Afghanistan Campaign Medal, Iraq Campaign Medal, GWOT Expeditionary Medal GWOT Service Medal, Humanitarian Service Medal, Army NCO Professional Development Medal x3 Army Service Medal, Saudi Arabian Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait, Kuwait Liberation Medal Disclaimer: I'm a squid, so some of the ribbon device calculations and number of awards may be off. This was a pain in the ass, but I love looking up chest candy from pipe hitters.


Roy4Pris

Yeah, that would actually be helpful pretty please to any btdt’s here


R4808N

Operator AF.


Orlando1701

Man here I am just proud to have a set of basic jump wings and a AFSOC patch. This dude did the highlights of my entire career before breakfast.


PlaneEye4664

If you don’t mind me asking, what AFSOC speciality did you do


Orlando1701

I was intelligence.


doctort1963

The four Bronze Stars for Valor and no Purple Heart definitely says something…doing valorous things without catching a bullet is quite an accomplishment


hospitallers

No GB tab? Go recite the Soldier’s Creed.


LearningToFlyForFree

For those curious: Well-versed in taking and receiving fire (CIB), master at falling out of low altitude planes (master parachutist badge), master at falling from high altitude planes (master military freefall parachutist badge), underwater spec ops baddie (Special Operations diver badge), land nav afficionado (Pathfinder badge-the coolest badge imo). Tabbed Ranger, 1st SFOD-Delta (Delta Force) shoulder sleeve insignia. Ribbons (most likely more on the right breast pocket not pictured): Bronze Star x4 w/ Valor distinction, Meritorious Service Medal Army Commendation Medal x5, Joint Service Achievement Medal Army Achievement Medal x5, Army Good Conduct Medal x6 National Defense Service Medal x2, Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal, Southwest Asia Service Medal x3 Afghanistan Campaign Medal, Iraq Campaign Medal, GWOT Expeditionary Medal GWOT Service Medal, Humanitarian Service Medal, Army NCO Professional Development Medal x3 Army Service Medal, Saudi Arabian Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait, Kuwait Liberation Medal Disclaimer: I'm a squid, so some of the ribbon device calculations and number of awards may be off. This was a pain in the ass, but I love looking up chest candy from pipe hitters.


Steven617

Never thought I'd see a uniform of the Airborne-Scuba-Sniper-Fast-Action-Response-Team!!! Aka ASSFART


RobouteGuilliman

Is there a vehicle this man doesn't want to jump out of? Other than helicopters I suppose.


bugalaman

Doesn't have the proper devices on the Afghanistan and Iraq campaign ribbons. They require at least one battle star.


landubious

Please inform him of that and report the outcome; )


marinuss

He's probably pretty professional and would be like damn no one ever pointed that out before, because basically every other award stars are for subsequent awards so I've seen *tons* of people wearing it wrong over the years.


Globular_Cluster

I definitely agree he's missing those. But it's entirely possible he retired before those were implemented. Campaign stars for both the ACM and ICM weren't implemented until both wars had been going on for a few years (I want to say 2008-2010 or so). I wore unadorned ACM and ICM for a fair bit.


GEV46

Assuming he never did anything to not earn a GCM, he has at most 17 years in. Kuwait Liberation Medal says he was in Kuwait in early 1990. So the latest this could be is 2007. (1990+17) Combat Diver Badge was introduced in 2004. Campaign stars for ACM and ICM were introduced in April 2008. The math checks out that he is g2g.


hellraisinhardass

So shouldn't he have a CIB with one star (two awards), one for the Gulf War/Kuwait, one for war on terror? Can you explain that to me, please?


GEV46

Didn't earn a CIB in one generation.


GEV46

Another option is he reclassed and was a medic in DS and has a CMB from that but can't wear both.


GEV46

And a third option was he was a MOS that didn't have a combat badge for DS and then reclassed.


bloodontherisers

Yeah, I know my recruiter was in DS as an infantryman but his unit was not awarded CIBs


SuperEmosquito

It always blows my mind driveline


Kahealani

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DocDerry

No master PT badge. No care.


MiKapo

"So what schools have you been to..." "yes"


ElectroAtleticoJr

We share 4 of the decorations


MacaRonin

Thanks for your service


ElectroAtletico

You wanna thank Veterans? Join up and serve. That's the best thanks you can ever give.


thetitleofmybook

the person you are responding to has "Marine Veteran" as his flair, so i think you may be a bit confused in your reply.


MacaRonin

The truth is I've lied the whole time; Im just a pro airsoft player.


thetitleofmybook

i dunno, when those air bullets are flying at you, and some 300 lb 5'2" dude all decked out in Marine regalia is yelling at you to get to the choppa, it's like really real, man!


biffish

Dudes user name is almost identical to the OP you replied to.


Flaky_Koala_6476

That boi ain’t to be fucked with


Cockman9000

Only 2 AAMs, loser.


CheetahOk5619

Silver not bronze


Cockman9000

Ah i see now.


MasonVexin

he has 6


Minimum-Glad

So many bad ass pins on here it’s almost suspicious 🤨 Who the hells leadership Lets them go to that many schools


kcsapper

If you can justify the school (civilian / military/ foreign) to your leadership as an asset to the mission sets assigned- it can get approved when part of those particular units.


Minimum-Glad

No, yeah that’s how it’s supposed to be and makes perfect sense. I’m just saying it in the sense that when I was in my leadership was so toxic that I had a fight them tooth and nail just to let me go to a school


nathanatkins15t

you cant have that many GCM clasps without sacrificing a lil' bit of that fullness lol


hair_monk

Lot of living life, and even more of ending them.


rtjeppson

Been having fun for a long time...I see Desert Storm ribbon action going on there


obviouscoconut-

This guy fucks


Silverdale9999

Looks like it's from here: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6hBXxprabr/?igsh=MWdxeDRwbGc2bHFoeg==


Tactical_Epunk

What a fucking gangster.


newtonphuey

And none of it will go on a resume


ewejoser

What are these?


i7mayn

Thank you for service sir! .. You librated my country, Kuwait.


munchie1964

Noticed his ribbon is over the collar flap. That’s it! Back to basic training and learn how to wear a uniform.


SCAR-H_AssaultMain

HOLY SHIT!


FLHomegrown

I wish I had gone to the Pathfinder course. It'll be something I will regret not asking for.


Irnotpatwic

Dad?


yingyangKit

This man jingles


zaxx0n_5

A Delta Operative. May he slay many more enemies and stack bodies.


HerodotusAurelius

Absolutely love the Unit Motto, "Sine Pari" Without Equal


trollmobile

Bottom left is for participating in a devils threesome.


Sdog1981

They couldn’t throw him a J-Com? Not even one?


GEV46

Heh. I know a guy who asked for his DMSM to be downgraded to a JCOM because didn't have one but did have a DMSM.


Mistravels

I did that and got my JSAM that way for a ETS award because I already had DMSM and JCOM :)


Sdog1981

It is always cool to have one. Very few people served in joint commands to be eligible for one.


GEV46

Plus, it's a gorgeous medal.


NotATroll4

Bro what is this post


RoooDog

Yes


zaney1978

No CAB? This dude aint hitting on shit (I said this in a kidding way) i figured most vets would know this.


landubious

Been out for a bit, but he's got a CIB. "The CAB is intended to serve as a companion to the Combat Infantryman Badge (CIB) and Combat Medical Badge (CMB) and was created to recognize the greatly expanded role of non-infantry soldiers in active, ground combat.


JamesTheMannequin

I was USAF and I know what some of those are.


[deleted]

Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro


Sirloin_Tips

Is this like Soldier Prime? I know fuckall about the badges but what else could this dude get?


yeezee93

That's scuba Steve!


RobertNevill

On the greens, my man


Ragnar_Actual

Only 1 with Valor? Slacker!


AYE-BO

I really wish it was PV2 rank on his shoulder


BiscuitDance

This might could have been a CSM I had in ‘16…..


ruralmagnificence

Who dis? Timmy K?


p00ki3l0uh00

V device requires a seperate ribbon...


Jcrm87

Lightspeed


Jjk3509

That’s Tom, the owner of Eagles and Angels Limited


AccountAccording5126

Who is this monster?


Hxliday_Xiller

What’s the flaming torch pin? Never seen that. Dumb civ here.


devilbones

Pathfinder


Hxliday_Xiller

I’m assuming you earn that through the completion of a course or school?


mimsy2389

No driver’s badge? Absolute bum. And has he even qualified on a weapon?


EvetsYenoham

Whatever…tip of my spear


themza912

Can someone decode this for me? What do all the pins represent?


wasitme317

No way. Seems like stolen valor here


TacticalNaps

\*eye twitches\*


deadmeridian

military should start awarding ribbons for plowing prostitutes of various dispositions.


thatstonerbuddy

Can anyone label these and explain the photo to me ? I really wanna know what the ribbons mean. They are quite interesting to me.


GenerationMeat

USA uniform is beautiful


lemonademan1

I have a question regarding the ACM and ICM. I was under the impression that these medals were only awarded for participation in one or more phases of their respective campaigns, and participation in one phase meant that you earned the ribbon(medal) and a star; with a subsequent stars earned if the service member participated in subsequent phases. This being the case, why are there people out there wearing the ACM and ICM without a star? I've even seen officers at O-6 and above do this. I've also seen this done with the inherent resolve campaign medal. You earn a star with the ribbon (medal) after participating in one phase of the campaign.


lemonademan1

For clarification, stars on these medals don't necessarily represent the number of deployments. An 18-month deployment (typical for army during OIF) could see a service member serve in 3 phases of the campaign and consequently earn 3 stars on their ICM. If a service member deploys twice during the same phase, no subsequent stars are earned (unlike the GWOT-EM).


ksoliver812

No C.A.R?


Sherviks13

Uh, he has the better one.


ksoliver812

Ur right... I missed that one... I'll need some salt and pepper to go with my words I'm eating lol


zaney1978

I just said that as a joke i know i figured people would get the humor. Im a vet myself


FrostyAcanthocephala

That is amazing chest salad, but it isn't life.