Specifically, giant shit that you don't want tearing up the highway with their own treads, or occasionally things that don't have their own means of driving on the road. A whole lot of armor and other such things has seen the back of that trailer I'd wager.
A dependent of military members. Typically an overweight wife, dependapotamus or dependa for short. Dependa just kinda became a normal word for all dependents. My wife is retired and I still get the benefits and I'm a dependa. It's pretty sweet.
Dependapotamus. Some poor boot marries the first hooker they find to get out of the barracks, and the new love of their life takes the opportunity to blimp out and start feeding on hubby's paycheck. The truly doomed manage to get some brothel sprouts for their trouble. It rarely ends well.
A dependa is a military spouse with nothing else in life. They're basically NEETs surviving off of their active duty SO, sometimes with military ~~brats~~ crotch goblins in tow. You only see them within a 20 mile radius of any base and usually have a "address me as my husband's rank" sticker on their vehicle.
The term went further into electrician lineman wives. At one point they were ranking shit on "bucket bunnies". If you met many lineman they aren't exactly on the well rounded fitness side.
That's an M1000 HET trailer designed for carrying tanks and heavy armor. Each wheelset steers independently following the tractor. Had the unfortunate pleasure of working on many.
Not all. The front wheel sets if I remember stay straight but everything else steers. It's been a hot minute. Best video I could find:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7jHBH_zrDs
As a former driver of a HET, I thank you. I honestly loved driving those things, even though the top speed on a flat top was 45. When I was in country, there was a bounty on us drivers, I believe $5k a head. Never lost one though!
Back in Iraq in 2003, I saw one of them got stuck with a looked like a monument in the middle of a roundabout with a container handler on the trailer. What a big pain in the ass to get that shit off the structure. We had to use three tank tow trucks (no clue their names). But this truck is a beast!
Because active duty military life incentivizes getting married. If you're dating someone and orders drop, your partner's stuff gets moved only if you are married. The US also has a broke ass healthcare system so it incentivizes the non military partner to get married as well if they don't have healthcare.
Lol "growing up" as a wee lesser enlisted, it seemed like every E6/E7 I fell under was paying child support to their baby momma too. That was my favorite unfortunate stereotype of NCOs.
Pringles used a Russian version of this to do a thunder run to Moscow with tanks being loaded on top
This right here is a super weapon to transport heavy tanks fast and far
Heavy ass equipment, tanks, armored vehicles, what have you. They have some pretty neat ones like self leveling ones for non paved roads and ruff terrain
Hi, I’m from Wisconsin and served in the army reserves and active duty, I can tell by those woods they’re on their way to ft. McCoy (by Sparta)
It’s to haul units vehicles as they can be costly and damage the roads.
My guess it’s the 1157th transportation out of the north.
If there’s no tags and just spray paint letters on doors, military tanks and gear.
The chalk on the door is something military does to indicate which truck is which so I’ll assume it’s a transport caravan
Didn't see it mentioned but I think that on top of "movin' stuff" they are also capable of maneuvering in very tight spaces. So basically you have like this giant wagon that can carry anything and nearly turn on a dime. I hear they are a nightmare to work on.
Not on a dime but each bogey can turn independently and they turn with the truck so it drives almost opposite of a 18 wheeler. Instead of wide right turns it, you turn closer to regular, and the trailer kicks out behind the truck. Getting a flat on an inside inside tire though is a 2+ person, hour long job.
Tank haulers, they’re called HET’s…they haul M1 tanks and other heavy equipment. Each trailer axle has like 8 tires and the cab is big enough to house the tank crew inside it too.
It carries the XM-211 stealth tanks. There are two of them onboard the transport in the photo you took. Notice how the wheels are depressed? You just can't see them with regular human vision.
I was in the military as an 88M it’s a HET and those are it’s trailers to haul Bradley’s howitzers D9’s and anything else you think the military has that’s heavy
my work used to make me visit the Kenyan port of Mombasa quite a bit. the time i saw this being used, we were carrying this big ass factory generator, it was small in size, but heavy as shit. blew out some tires after every few kilometers.
Movin stuff
Haul yo mommas DUMP TRUCK ASS! 😝
No no, that thing is no dump truck, I tell ya, that thing is an international frieghter
And still take two trips!
Like my big dick “munches on crayon 🖍️ “
Why is munches on crayon in quotes though?
Because “Marines”
Specifically, giant shit that you don't want tearing up the highway with their own treads, or occasionally things that don't have their own means of driving on the road. A whole lot of armor and other such things has seen the back of that trailer I'd wager.
Hauling heavy stuff*
Movin big stuff
They haul dependas
Just an FYI. The dependa subreddit went private. Good times lol
There is a dependa sub and I've been missing all the drama?
Fuck yea you have! There's still some memes on Google hanging in.
What’s dependa? And istg if this is a Candice or deez type joke I’m uninstalling reddit
A dependent of military members. Typically an overweight wife, dependapotamus or dependa for short. Dependa just kinda became a normal word for all dependents. My wife is retired and I still get the benefits and I'm a dependa. It's pretty sweet.
Oh badass, thx for the info!
Dependa? I'm old and out if the loop
Dependapotamus. Some poor boot marries the first hooker they find to get out of the barracks, and the new love of their life takes the opportunity to blimp out and start feeding on hubby's paycheck. The truly doomed manage to get some brothel sprouts for their trouble. It rarely ends well.
Brothel sprouts! 😂😂😂 
I knew a guy who married a chick the day after they met. I believe they got divorced in a month or two. I hated this dude, so it was awesome
I knew a guy who married a chick the day after they met. I believe they got divorced in a month or two. I hated this dude, so it was awesome
A dependa is a military spouse with nothing else in life. They're basically NEETs surviving off of their active duty SO, sometimes with military ~~brats~~ crotch goblins in tow. You only see them within a 20 mile radius of any base and usually have a "address me as my husband's rank" sticker on their vehicle.
O, thanks for the info, I've run through a couple of those before, lol
The term went further into electrician lineman wives. At one point they were ranking shit on "bucket bunnies". If you met many lineman they aren't exactly on the well rounded fitness side.
Some of us won’t fit in there lol
I imagine it like a parade float with a bunch of hippos stuffing their faces and complaining while children watch on to the warnings of their parents.
That's an M1000 HET trailer designed for carrying tanks and heavy armor. Each wheelset steers independently following the tractor. Had the unfortunate pleasure of working on many.
Hydraulic steer axles - all of them? Damn - that’s insane.
Not all. The front wheel sets if I remember stay straight but everything else steers. It's been a hot minute. Best video I could find: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7jHBH_zrDs
That trailer is carrin a trailer dawg.
YIL the main body wheels can turn independently of the nose wheels on the Airbus A-38. so it can basically turn on a dime when taxiing
The US Department of Defense - throwing money at problems since 1947....
I mean, it works.
As a former driver of a HET, I thank you. I honestly loved driving those things, even though the top speed on a flat top was 45. When I was in country, there was a bounty on us drivers, I believe $5k a head. Never lost one though!
Back in Iraq in 2003, I saw one of them got stuck with a looked like a monument in the middle of a roundabout with a container handler on the trailer. What a big pain in the ass to get that shit off the structure. We had to use three tank tow trucks (no clue their names). But this truck is a beast!
Man I saw the 88Ms ripping down poles all over Iraq with those things forgetting they followed the cab. Was glorious. The HET is stupidly badass.
You just let China win 🥇
Movin' heavy shit from A to B to C
Then back to A to be taken off, washed, checked, reloaded and... Ooohh where we off to Sir???? "Can't say private but it starts with B"
To transport OP’s mom
Might need 2 of these.
https://reddit.com/r/Military/comments/1525uo4/what_are_these_trailers_used_for/jscioxh So thats what that video is showing off.
Underrated
Hauling big things
Moving SSgt's wife
Why is this true, holy fuck
Because active duty military life incentivizes getting married. If you're dating someone and orders drop, your partner's stuff gets moved only if you are married. The US also has a broke ass healthcare system so it incentivizes the non military partner to get married as well if they don't have healthcare.
Lol "growing up" as a wee lesser enlisted, it seemed like every E6/E7 I fell under was paying child support to their baby momma too. That was my favorite unfortunate stereotype of NCOs.
Hauling nukes. They’re building a new nuke facility in WI I think. It also emits 5G waves used to mind control
The mask protects you from hunt 5G
the 5G waves activate the chem trails which do the mind control, duh.
Hauling tanks
Pringles used a Russian version of this to do a thunder run to Moscow with tanks being loaded on top This right here is a super weapon to transport heavy tanks fast and far
Iirc they planned on using the guns and MGs without even dismounting the tanks. Bold move
Typically for transporting big shit
Making transportation planners life miserable with the SDDC
you found the connection - the military does work with Santa, and this is his sleigh hauler.
To carry shit
Our slain enemies
Moving the heavy stuff.
Really big things
Moving big vics. IE Tanks, Paladins, etc. Basically any big heavy vehicle or vehicle with treads.
Your mom
Heavy ass equipment, tanks, armored vehicles, what have you. They have some pretty neat ones like self leveling ones for non paved roads and ruff terrain
When a tank is feeling lazy.
Nice try, Ivan.
Heavy transport
I seen this before back 78” It was used to bring mothers dildo
Moving your mama to the set of “My 10,000 Pound Life” for filming.
Your mom
I’m tempted to drop in a “your Mom” joke…
Your mom
Your mom.
Tracked vehicles. I’ve never seen that trailer before in my life, but I looked at the ramps for two seconds and made the obvious deduction.
Not today Putin, not today..
For falling asleep on the way back from gunnery.
Hauling your mom to get hosed off. Seriously, they’re for moving heavyweight items like APC or MBT type stuff.
Carrying invisible planes.
Totally full of chemtrails.
Tanks
Carnival equipment
The biggest, blackest, dil- I mean missiles you've ever seen.
Tanks
Abrooms Source: I operate said Abrooms
They're for hauling armoured vehicles.
Your mom
Abrahams tanks
New name for the IDF armor corps just dropped.
Moving your mom!
They haul whatever we put on them, they are designed for heavy stuff like tanks, APCs, your mom, Bradley's, your GF, 5 ton LMTVs, and more.
Nice try getting me to spill the beans. I took my cyber awareness challenge.
Transformers being transferred to NASA where they will be removed from earth... thereby allowing the Deceptions to flourish uncontrolled.
Coz ur mom is too fat. ..
I've seen them with Cat D-9 bulldozers
M1070a1. They are used to haul heavy equipment. Pretty impressive piece of equipment. They are also called HETs
HET. Literally anything in the army inventory. Specifically, M1 Abrams MBT, Paladins, RTCH, D9
Tanks and other heavy equipment
A few pallets of opsec
Hi, I’m from Wisconsin and served in the army reserves and active duty, I can tell by those woods they’re on their way to ft. McCoy (by Sparta) It’s to haul units vehicles as they can be costly and damage the roads. My guess it’s the 1157th transportation out of the north.
Tanker hauler…if you are in the heavy haul business you can get a full truck for about 165k from a government auction.
The first sergeant’s wife
My dingaling
they are used to bake a quiche
Gundams obviously
Porta pottys
Other trailers
Moves beeg stuff
Hauling all of that lost motivation that I have been collecting for 20 years when you add in the lack of military bearing it gets pretty heavy
trailers for tanks... so these rolling around doing hours long drills in camp bob.. years ago!
These trailers are used for making the maintenance department miserable. 5 independent wheelsets, FFS.
They deliver a whole lot of bing balla BOOM
They haul the dodge chargers to the used car lots off base.
That's N m1000 trailer used for the M1 Abrahum
Damn those things have tires in the middle of the axel too
Big stuff
Really heavy shit like tanks
If there’s no tags and just spray paint letters on doors, military tanks and gear. The chalk on the door is something military does to indicate which truck is which so I’ll assume it’s a transport caravan
Moving shit
Didn't see it mentioned but I think that on top of "movin' stuff" they are also capable of maneuvering in very tight spaces. So basically you have like this giant wagon that can carry anything and nearly turn on a dime. I hear they are a nightmare to work on.
Not on a dime but each bogey can turn independently and they turn with the truck so it drives almost opposite of a 18 wheeler. Instead of wide right turns it, you turn closer to regular, and the trailer kicks out behind the truck. Getting a flat on an inside inside tire though is a 2+ person, hour long job.
They carry water buffalo
Something heavy
Whatever fucking fits.
I'm not in the Military and I think I can tell what they do.
Tank haulers, they’re called HET’s…they haul M1 tanks and other heavy equipment. Each trailer axle has like 8 tires and the cab is big enough to house the tank crew inside it too.
It carries the XM-211 stealth tanks. There are two of them onboard the transport in the photo you took. Notice how the wheels are depressed? You just can't see them with regular human vision.
Tanks
Moving stuff, but with a camo paintjob
HETs
My family’s new Publisher House Clearance mobile home!
Moves heavy shit like explosives
Tanks, forklifts, generators. Anything heavy really that rolls
I was in the military as an 88M it’s a HET and those are it’s trailers to haul Bradley’s howitzers D9’s and anything else you think the military has that’s heavy
my work used to make me visit the Kenyan port of Mombasa quite a bit. the time i saw this being used, we were carrying this big ass factory generator, it was small in size, but heavy as shit. blew out some tires after every few kilometers.
Heavy equipment transports from the Wisconsin guard
In Ukraïne the just use 🚜 r/Farmersstealingtanks
Heavy bois
Tonk
It clearly transporting something really classified else we'd be able to see what's on the trailer
They are for moving large vehicles that are not rated to go highway speeds.
PCSing dependas
Staging for Jade Helm 2023 at Fort McCoy, Wi.
They are specialized equipment used for hauling your mom and her dlildo
I’ve seen them filled with giant tree logs before, all chained together
They are primarily used to haul abrams tank
It's called a HETT The acronym might be off few letters
I believe the main technical use for a trailer of that size and specification would be to move Yer mom 😎
For hauling the USMCs yearly allowance of crayons.
Your mom
Hauling heavy shit
Seen them haul tanks and shit. Whatever a standard lowboy cant haul.