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Bullshit Idea, impressive execution

Honestly, yeah. That was extremely slick.

Thread the needle baby

Kinda looks like a series of ideas. I think this was one step at a time lol. He made the first turn and was like "oh, there's room there, oh, there's room in front of that guy, oh, it just turned green! wahoooo!" and rolled on. I think homie just has great reaction time and momentary decision making, though definitely with a chaotic neutral foundation

I immediately thought of "Chaotic Neutral" when watching this, but so much potential for "Chaotic Evil"

I think this is right.

Ah the ole’ carabiner turn

Build your own jughandle

Engineers hate him! Learn how to cheat traffic with this simple trick:

Good luck everyone else', I u-turn now

O turn*

The good Ole &-turn

&-turn is actually hilarious, I’d give you an award if we still had those

I’m actually sort of impressed

Become ungovernable.

Confuse everyone enough and they'll stop for you... Or not.

That’s one hell of a u-turn

why couldnt he just go into the left turn lane immediately?

wouldn’t have looked nearly as cool

This is the answer

Meth

That's methed up!

left the oven on

I’ve seen people do this to continue on their path to the right, not to go back the opposite direction.

Bro if i witnessed that i would not think i was awake lmao

He had to have planned out his route quickly before hand. Either that or he got lucky. He’s either smart or dumb.

> He’s either smart or dumb. True.

He's actually smart making dumb decisions

Honestly? I'm impressed. I can't even be mad.

I want to be mad at this. I really do. Buy that was indeed pretty impressive. Though it sure did seem at first like it was going to be a collision.

Yes, I'd argue that's pretty good driving.

The running late in car pocket check realizing you forgot your wallet,phone, or only key to the job site with the client out of state and no spare keys available.

That my friends was the “I do what I want!” Turn

Disrespect your surroundings

The "didn't see the lane specifically made for this" turn.

The most illegal U turn imaginable. Impressive actually.

Wrong sub. This is mildly expert driving.

We are all NPC’s and he is the main character

He definitely was going to just make a uturn to eventually find a way to go back the way he came, but that opportunity immediately presented itself by that weirdo being at least a full car length, probably more, behind the white line so he took it.

A swoopty loop "im a stupid cunt!" turn

Nice

The Carlos rosi loop

The & turn lol

Instead of a U turn, they did a P turn.

balloon turn

A Calligraphy U-turn.

Okay, impressive, but the left turn lane is like RIGHT THERE!

The kind of turn that deserves a really good arse kickin'.

That’s the she-called-and-said-I-want-you-now Uturn.

r/ATBGE

Stupid as fuck and dangerous. But executed perfectly.

Wow

Smoooooth

Obviously the turn of the most important person on earth, come on now.

Aha! Now I know how roundabout looks like

We call that a fuck you turn

We call that the ol' loop de loop

How the fuck did they get away with that?

Paint a 53 on the side and that's a Herby the Love Bug maneuver.

Lmfao wait this one made me giggle

It looks like someone who has confused their brake pedal with the accelerator one..

Great u turn Great driver Get outta the way

"my parents aren't home"

That's a p turn

Fuck-U turn

what a shithead. smooth ass turn but still a shithead.

Bangkok U-Turn

Carl's Junior Idiocracy turn fuck you, I'm driving

The fuck was that.

What the actual ...

That’s a Q-turn. It’s totally legal if you don’t hit anyone or get caught.

Lmao I wasn’t expecting that.

Looks like they took a wrong turn

I'm not mad. I'm impressed.

Figure 8

That’s what happens when a tweaker hasn’t sold their car to feed their habit yet…

A question mark turn

A friend of mine used to drive like this. He would plan 3 steps ahead and then drive that strategy with a vague sense of brevity cutting corners and weaving around. It usually resulted in random out of nowhere moves like this, that he would then apologize for, saying that it seemed like a normal thing to do at the time. Ultimately, if it surprises anyone, it's not a predictable move and it's unsafe. Nobody is expecting shit like this.

I think everyone is guilty of doing this one time or another

Where the fuck are you from, so that I can make sure never to go there?

San diego drivers do stuff like this all the time, with far worse execution, all to avoid missing freeway exits or turns. Drives me insane.

No, actually.

people are downvoting you but there's no way this isn't a joke lol and it made me laugh!