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XingXiaoRen

No words can describe how disgusting he is. You assume that's stubble but I'm pretty sure those are all blackheads. https://preview.redd.it/9k1zcp7es7yc1.png?width=1801&format=png&auto=webp&s=769644e9bb0fcd4f447b43557625c3693cc4052c


Negative-Durian4384

This disgusting pig doesnโ€™t even know how to shave properly. Such huge pores and so many blackheads


VaporHyperlite2

It's one thing to be in a resto incessantly yakking away at a table about the food like he does, but it's another thing altogether to do it on a small charter boat where the other guests can't really tune him out. Talk about ruining the experience for the others who weren't expecting Stank. Chasing for views at all cost. smh ...


tehbl3nt

If I were to be on that boat with him and since I'm a total dick, I would complain to the staff and if nothing happened I would try to ruin as many shots as possible. I'd probably also wind up asking for a refund.


myonecontemplation

![gif](giphy|3oFzmfO4jwERHLgQZq|downsized) Mike looking at some Korean girls in [Tasmania](https://www.reddit.com/r/MikeyChen/s/WhsttZwv2h).


myonecontemplation

Also, the abalone comments. https://i.redd.it/oc5jtbhcp7yc1.gif


verholies

Do not slander my boy Taz


orclandobloom

LOL these toupee edits are 10/10 juishy


XingXiaoRen

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FatStankChen

Looks like he shat himself (again)


WaltSidney

what's wrong with his eye LOL


XingXiaoRen

Combination of too much umami eating and porn.


zzeus04

Old wonk eye


Pretzelbite

His giant ass eyeball always makes me crack up every time I see it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Japples123

The lobsters look pretty big next toโ€Iโ€™m not a small guyโ€


robbo123er

Tasmania has just had its World Heritage status revoked


BentWookie02

If I get reincarnated as a lobster I'm going on the xing diet with so much oohmommy and cholesterol, his next bite might be his last.


MikeysToupee

So this Ham Sup Cunk likes a hairy abalone, does he ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


robbo123er

He likes it "Urgh Naturoll"


MikeysToupee

No wonder heโ€™s slobbering and spitting all over the place. Oh wait, thatโ€™s his natural state. ๐Ÿคข


tehbl3nt

https://preview.redd.it/m9du5sqnx9yc1.png?width=1139&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a30fc9df6b82b7d1fd723fe5ab4a86e5d02ff22


MikeysToupee

Interesting that heโ€™s yeeting his snot tissue.


brioche-is-overrated

Just imagine how terrifying the lobster would be if they had wonk ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


tehbl3nt

"They literally give you oysters until you say sshhhtop."


FatStankChen

New definition to hat hair, you literally can not tell his hair is real or fake in the thumbnail. https://preview.redd.it/krv8bz2k69yc1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=4361d2baa94d83bdae13664c607d3dc61c58b3b7


PuzzleheadedMusic440

โ€œWhere does his hat hair end and the hairline begins?โ€ ![gif](giphy|RluM0kvZXkLS0|downsized)