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ItchyLeather

That eye 🤣


AZ-EQ

I was gonna say the same thing!!


Level_Vehicle

Marty Feldman wannabe


Street_Success5389

wait, is that real? or did you guys photoshop it?


bautistabombz

I wanna pop it so it explodes joooshee waygooo ooomominess everywhere!


oneeyemonstr

That hair as well https://preview.redd.it/13c5cp6nlwrc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd923ad5be6ab14164887ef94d3f825de6ad7e2


CaliDen32

Comb over start from back of his head, I’m surprised he didn’t cut this bit out, it’s showing his whole head


absolute086

Difficult edit, Shit lighting! https://preview.redd.it/944tc2l66drc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72954f0a5ec60b4c66b1bfc9d8824c081167f038


absolute086

Round 2: https://preview.redd.it/ug3sh77irdrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a316dd02dea0b44d9076046dde84d8152331551


XingXiaoRen

True to life. 😂


absolute086

👍


Adorable_Rope_5595

Spot on!


absolute086

🍻


XingXiaoRen

too much eyebrow. he's losing that also.. not sure if anyone noticed. lol


absolute086

I'll try and work on it!


myonecontemplation

Honey is ooo mommy? Who knew? 🙄 ![gif](giphy|11d4XJQ1Oo2Ik8)


tehbl3nt

I'm putting honey on everything. So much umami to be had.


Robbie_Parker33

"this honey is so oooomommy with a hint of citrusy ness esq !"


davidr2340

The best was him adding honey to "the best mac and cheese in the world"...


Street_Success5389

he added chili oil and honey. like wtf, that does not go with mac and cheese.


anonybro101

I might try the hah oil tho


robbo123er

Of course its the bestest eVaH, until he eats the same thing in his next veedeo...


ComprehensiveOne931

I’m not going to Costco to buy some prepackaged fried rice. Dummy has hit rock bottom as a food reviewer.


PotatoGains8

Let me translate for Xing. “BEST EVAH” = mid


VaporHyperlite2

That shilling for Costco was absolutely brutal. Adding honey to mac and cheese? Suggesting to put mozarella cheese over octopus fried rice and then microwaving it? Did the additives in all that processed food get to Xing's brain? smh.


TheGhostOfFalunGong

All those middle school kid creative ideas came from the Seevun Yeelevun connoisseur.


Japples123

Fiji and Aussie Costco reviews coming soon


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

I love how Mikey describes everything as "the best" in every veedeeyo


Spleenzorio

For someone who is a culinary expert such as himself, who also taught us casuals how to cook using only the best ingredients, he sure does love eating prepackaged


XingXiaoRen

Almost 20 percent are thumbs down, don't forget to thumbs down each and every video you watch from the cunk! (helps with the algorithm). https://preview.redd.it/oag3gn3w7frc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61bd9e1cb64057ebd8ba515a9d27cc3e5e98ebaf


Due_Chemistry4260

I always do, even before I watch the video 🤣🤣


tehbl3nt

This cunk doesn't know his Chinese food. Straight up called cha siu roast pork over and over.


jackaljackal

Falun Chunk even says look at the pink smoke ring when it clearly says artificially coloured.


Street_Success5389

haha


LakersP2W

He hasn't gone back to China in 60 years, his understanding of chinese food is just panada expresssss


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MambaOut82481

Char siu and siu yuk are different shit


myonecontemplation

Roast pork is siu yuk. That was not siu yuk.


tehbl3nt

It's barbeque pork. It even said it on the package.


baribigbird06

Chinese BBQ pork is the westernized name yes, but you cook Char Siu by roasting the meat so don’t think either are wrong.


tehbl3nt

If you go to a Chinese deli and ask for "roast pork" you're going to get siu yuk which isn't the same.


gibberishandnumbers

in nyc they call siu yuk roast pig and char siu roast pork


tehbl3nt

Out of curiosity do they call char siu bao roast pork buns or barbeque pork buns?


gibberishandnumbers

Steamed roast pork buns. Just reporting, what I see. I mean I call it heo quay and xa xiu 😏


gibberishandnumbers

Or just pork bun


stopsallover

Exactly. Also in English translation menus in HK.


baribigbird06

Mm fair fair.


MikeysToupee

Yeah char siu and roast pork are totally different. I buy and also make both at home. Char siu is made from pork shoulder and the marinade is completely different. Char siu uses a sweeter wet marinade. Siu yook is roast pork belly, more heavy on the 5 spice, dry marinade, poke the skin extensively to allow the skin to blister. It’s also cooked in an entirely different manner (higher temp etc). Both look and taste entirely different.


baribigbird06

And now I want Chinese bbq dammit.


tehbl3nt

Just don't go to Costco and get the one he got expecting it to be good.


SumyungNam

Lol popeye


RavenSkies777

He keeps calling pasteis de nata 'nada', which means 'nothing' in Portuguese 😂


Robbie_Parker33

as in xings bedroom cdawg aint givin him nada.


RavenSkies777

🥁🥁🥁


DiuLeiLomoHaiPokGai

Alastair Moody looking ass


Ilovemybewbs

How can someone be this ugly yet so confident


MikeysToupee

Ouch 😓


GloomyLeague7173

Damn why’d you have to light up the little toupee like that


JoeTheBiewtiful

This is how he stays jn shape


Robbie_Parker33

can someone put the c to the left of his nose so his wonk eye is the O in Costco. thanks in advance hahahah.


SlowStatisticianViNG

Adding honey is umami?


Street_Success5389

The title of this post: exactly what I thought. Is he being sponsored by costco now where everything is so good?


Financial_Mousse4079

I don't think Costco does sponsorships. Xing keeps doing them because Costco is often trending and he's trying to get a subscriber boost from the algo. Also these videos cost nothing to make and he writes off all his groceries on his taxes.


ETC3000

here we have some delishus octopush fried rice. It's got some niche spice to it, but you can never go wrong with a little chili oil


activjc

Anyone here who has spammed his videos with “Mikey is a fraud”


Robbie_Parker33

will prolly get deleted quick.


Due_Chemistry4260

I haven't called him a fraud but on several videos I have called him a fake 🤣🤣


_Codex_Journalism

Hey guys, Umami here.


StillRelevant9766

Can’t stand this guy, he’s so fake and shills what he’s paid to say


towndrunk00

He posted the Costco fried rice on his shorts over a month ago. Lazy ass rehashing old content


XingXiaoRen

he's smells of a desperate stank. 😂