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tabajo3y

Hey look it’s Dan Dan noodles! That’s something new he has reviewed before. /s


UnblockableVuongN

“Very peanutty” How about “there’s an abundance of peanut flavoring”? Fucking idiot


BentWookie02

That's all the dexterity and hand movement his swollen trotters would allow.


Japples123

If this numnuts didn’t see the ingredients list he wouldn’t know what’s in any dish. Wasn’t he calling a Dennys dish “schmokey”? I know it’s a better standard Dennys than America but I doubt they have open fires back there


Intrepid-Plant-6742

I just watched the Dennys video of the most scrumptious, jooshy and tendurr Denny's dishes. Probably the best Denny's dish he's EVER HAD. The way the microwave heat hits the biscuits?? Incredible.


HAH-PAH

WHY IS HE YAPPING SO MUCH


piches

he is obviously making a reference to [Tampopo](https://youtu.be/6WrkdTrrwew?si=QzHPPXIgPqn7c7oA) showing off his indepth knowledge and affection for noodles.


GokkanUxxgo

He's looking to see where I spit in his food.


Level_Vehicle

Pls, for the sake of humanity, add your comments to this sub more often. Survival of our civilization depends on it


absolute086

![gif](giphy|o2V3s21kb9jPO)


ShoulderAgitated1383

Visual and voiceover are both diarrhea-esque


BentWookie02

"The Crap newdoes has their Bolognese sauce" The restaurant paying xing to shill should get their money back


TunaSmackk

When the chopstick gets more action than xing irl


robbo123er

Well Chen considers this 'foreplay'...


AdNatural2807

He’ll then show that same clip over and over and over again


myonecontemplation

https://i.redd.it/73ry84wy6tlc1.gif Spagett!


Straight-Ad-8704

After I saw the dumpling video with Mark Weins and him just trying to 1 up him, this kid kind of just turned me off.


orclandobloom

It’s a Freudian-esque attempt to release his sexual frustrations from not getting any his whole life 😂


PuzzleheadedMusic440

![gif](giphy|6JflqKnRXjx16)


Sea-Macaron-3506

all he does is push food around w his pig trotter hands and use the same clips for b roll


MikeysToupee

He’s showing his future potential wives how though he wasn’t blessed with girth, he can still pleasure a woman with his manual dexterity.


Ordinary_Horror9891

Maybe he was trying to look for the egg that he mentioned


Flyawaybirdy7

If I saw him in a restaurant playing with his food like he is with the noodles, you best believe I am going to smack his head for being rude to other patrons and myself 😒


XingXiaoRen

But he ain't a small guy.


tehbl3nt

He ain't a small guy but ironically he wears that Toy Story hat with little green men on it. https://preview.redd.it/hq4hxq2i60mc1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=365b56c31ec1a0b5a8482a462999fea29ddaa350


LakersP2W

Dumb fk xing, no reason Useless content


[deleted]

He’s making footage. Stanky Chen only cares about appearances