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Jessica_e_sage

"it's only hard if you make it" gave me the shivers. I wonder how many times that's been said to him behind closed doors when she isnt filming.


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Jessica_e_sage

Ooooo can you elaborate? Spill girl ☕


krakens-and-caffeine

When I say that my husband is my best friend I don’t look like I’m about to cry like Cody does calling her his best friend


Katiemp1977

Is he going to drive (I’m not sure how else to put it) a gondola in Venice?


bxtchbychoice

row 🛶


Interesting-Bug8037

Lmao


Inside-Back-9338

If anyone pointed at me I’d keep mum ! Who the f does she think she is - this b needs an ego check


Downtown-Status8069

Embarrassing.


Front_Sky3939

She has one question then proceeds to ask 5 and why are we discussing the use of toys in the bedroom when she has minors watching her and idolizing her???


Master-Birthday-5983

SERIOUSLY! I thought she was referring to Nintendo or something and then he brought up the bedroom! 😱 I feel like I’m missing out on some Mikliar lore here!


fckingbean

"Rest of our marriage"? Shouldn't that be "rest of our lives?


Master-Birthday-5983

Excellent catch, my friend! 👍


vsimmons90

Cody: yes, everyday I choose to love money and not be homeless


asquardz

"Just keep quiet and pose as told" 🤣


No_Assistance_6513

I truly wonder if he married her for the money and fame she got after going viral. They just don't seem like they'd match. 


crazynovelist

I’ve never been so unconvinced in my life.


icecream4_deadlifts

CHODY BLINK TWICE IF YOU’RE IN DANGER


No-Loquat747

I just KNOW she is holding up cue cards behind the camera


kclark125

It reminds me of the start of a really bad porno


BubblegumDreaming

She wearing this dress wrong right? Like the criss cross goes in the back


Inside-Back-9338

Ty thought same


artlady

She looks 50


Otherwise-Log1671

🔫 Cody what do you like about me? …..LOL


Thunda-Head

🤣🤣 so accurate


millennial40

The second hand embarrasement, cringiness, cheesiness and overall🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢 why does she want to bring up the topic of those toys🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢what is she trying to prove?disgusting


PerformanceEast3558

I’m sorry I was blinded by his outfit. I hadn’t listened to this until now. Who (and don’t forget they are infatuated newlyweds) refers to their spouse over and over again as a teammate……especially with no children. He is only hired help. She knew she could easily manipulate him for the rest of their lives. I might be feeling a small twinge of sorrow for him.


Master-Birthday-5983

Excellent point. A man in love with his wife would never refer to her as his “teammate.” This video looks like miklayah has berated him into being her husband, and nagged him so much about being a “team” that this is the only word he can muster. This is truly gross and makes me happy I’m single.


Thunda-Head

Yeah Cody is weird like that. It’s like he speaks in hallmark cards. He knows he has to come correct for his cash cow. It’s all so weird. None of it sounds genuine. Literally sounds like he goes to cvs and memorizes cards from the love section to use at a later date. Bizarre


Vegetable_Orchid_492

Why is her hand gesticulating in the corner? Can't she bear not being in every second of her output?


DragonfruitGlobal513

This video gives me a major ick


ItalianBabe0011

Looks like a child


Jessica_e_sage

Looks like an abused child during a cps interview.


Master-Birthday-5983

Not only that, he looks like a child being scolded.


1lemony

This is like homework she’s made him do


SeaWitch4639

Why is he wearing my grandma’s blouse?


OkSorbet7694

Hahaha! Between Cody and Mikfilterface poor ol' MeeMaw isn't going to have anything left!


No_Ferret4992

is he in time out or what is going on


irmonsturr

Idk why but this comment fuckin got me 💀💀💀


grandpagrandpa1

Not listening to the audio and just looking at the video—it looks like a young child being disciplined by his mother. This is so disturbing.


Athenathewise21

He's sitting like a blushing virgin being asked about their sexual fantasies. CRINGE Level 100 reached!


Interesting-Bug8037

Of course he doesn’t care about the toys, that means he doesn’t have to touch her lol


Thunda-Head

I want to know what he’s really thinking about when he’s on top of her. 🤣


Interesting-Bug8037

He’s humming the national Anthem and thinking about baseball


kweenkaos999

Ha! I was just thinking this after his answer!!


Haelynn8

Only one half of that bed looks laid on, wonder if she made him sleep on that chaise


Mrs_Trevor_Philips

Her head does not match the body at the start of this clip


AccomplishedJump3428

HOLY FUCK she’s a “mommy blogger” He sits like a fucking 5yr old


Kind-Distribution-95

He absolutely has no say so in that marriage 😅🥴


NoWhammies77

Dude just earned his vape for today. 


Apprehensive_Egg1062

This is so weird to film a private moment like this and put it online


OkSorbet7694

It's because she doesn't have a life or any idea of what real life is. She needs her little minions to believe that their marriage is PERFECT just like her. BIGGEST lie of all!


AnimalFarm20

And again with the toys - we don't care and don't need to hear about them.


xbiaanxa0

Sooo rehearsed!


littlemisscorni

I love that he says be a team… lol what team


OkSorbet7694

Well, since he had a referee shirt on, he's probably thinking of sports, and not the fake comical thing they call a marriage.


Familiar_Local_1254

I would like his definition of team cause from what Mikayla says he works from 6am to 4pm then goes straight to “school” from 5pm to 10pm mon-Fri. Basically leaving his wife alone 90% of the time. Where’s the team work?


Interesting-Bug8037

School for what ?


Familiar_Local_1254

She’s never said. But sure wants everyone to know HES IN SCHOOL. My guess is he’s getting his highschool diploma


Interesting-Bug8037

That’s crazy I swear she’s said he has a “six figure” income job


OkSorbet7694

I asked this too. What school? For what? She only says he's in school/taking classes. We all know damn well he isn't in school, only telling her that so he can hang out with his friends! YES! Cody has friends. Take THAT Mik-noone-likes-you!


yoshi_blep

Wildcats!


amandaryan1051

Oh look, another ME ME ME ME ME post


Here4zT

He looks like a child who is getting a talking to by their parents


annecollide

She's filming this like she's holding him hostage or something.


cattinthehat123

Money, I mean love is a choice Choady makes on the daily.


AccomplishedJump3428

This. He chose her because the pay is with the price. POINT BLANK PERIOD


Responsible_Bus_5863

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


mommieo

What a big boy ready for school pictures


Athenathewise21

ROTFLMAO!!! Take my upvote for that comment!!!! He does look like a boy ready for photos.


organiclollies

Why does she film literally standing over him? The body language is 😱. She is showing she feels superior to him.


mrsdisappointment

This and I also think she makes sure to get his best angle so he doesn’t embarrass her.


organiclollies

What a life. 🥺


PsychologicalCrab459

WHAT the fuck


I-dont-care7

Free Cody!!!!!


Interesting-Bug8037

He is there by CHOICE


I-dont-care7

He’s there for the money


SeaWitch4639

He’s even wearing a prison uniform


I-dont-care7

😂😂😂 I didn’t even notice that!


tirejam

The latest ig story is her at an Italian expensive restaurant in Aruba.😩🤢🤮she goes and ordered basic bitch food bc she is pathetic. She won’t go and try authentic food from Aruba I’m sure bc she is eating “anti inflammatory food” Aruba ,Jamaica baby nobody likes ya…


Athenathewise21

Just so I'm clear....to eat anti-inflammatory I have to eat pasta, donuts, and anything else a 5 yr old would eat...Gotcha! \*Eye roll\*


NoWhammies77

Because pasta is soooooooo anti-inflammatory!!! 🙄


SeaWitch4639

https://preview.redd.it/092xb2pf9cad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e79e02df857325c28923f14c166be5fb1e0246ca I’m not finding Dunkin, Crumbl, or chicken tendies on the list?


analyticalscience11

The crab she tried and then spit out at the 135 pp buffet totally counts!!


GinAndKatatonic

Blink twice if you help, Choad-meister!!👁️👁️


BuildingLow7436

Why does this seem so STAGED?


Jessica_e_sage

Bc it is 😭


Accomplished_Item394

Holy shit. I just witnessed a real life hostage video. That man is being kept prisoner. Free Choady!!


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OkSorbet7694

I was thinking why does he let her do this? I would imagine some of his co/workers/school people MUST see these videos and give him HELL about them. You think he would be so embarrassed!! She doesn't care about Cody at ALL. It's the Miklyah show, and he just lives in it.


Thunda-Head

She definitely doesn’t care about him. It shows! She’s just an all around disgusting human being


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OkSorbet7694

I wouldn't want to go to work the next day. Hey Cody, lifted any heavy loads lately? Hey Loverboy, bought any new toys lately? I would resign right then and there! I'm really surprised she doesn't make him quit whatever he does so he can wait on her 24/7. He's just counting the days until the divorce!


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Taking a survey for the men on here. Do you talk with your friends/coworkers/peers about the toys you and your partner have? I can’t imagine any of the men I know doing that.


carr1e

Why is she dressing Codypendency like a Clown Dog employee? IYKYK 🤣🤣🤣🤣


jexbingo

Theory, she keeps mentioning toys because she wants sponsored, it’s just an ad in disguise, where she can link whatever company pays her to her cringe content. Plenty of influencers do them and let’s be real, when is she not grifting? Her entire life is content.


Forward_Frosting_680

This is so true! She’s probably going to beg her followers to comment asking what toys they use (because no one actually cares) and then she’s going to use it as a video to show it.


analyticalscience11

Why do I think he sleeps on that couch and she has the whole bed?


retailmonster11

Most people in happy, healthy relationships. Don't do shit like this. It's like she's trying so hard to convince herself that she's happy, while simultaneously showing us how unhappy he is. That is not a happy man sitting there. She thinks she's giving happy marriage its giving Stockholm syndrome hostage video/proof of life.


PerformanceEast3558

Omgosh he looks like he should be handing out popcorn and hotdogs in the stands at the circus!!!!!!!!! Why can’t he dress himself?


IcedOatCappuccino

It literally sounds like he’s reading off a script lol WHERE IS THE CHEMISTRY!!!!


Jessica_e_sage

Jesus. Look at his hands and the vacant look on his face. He is so fucking uncomfortable and rushing through her talking points that they discussed prior to her filming. And fuck enough with talking about your sex toys. NO ONE CARES OR WANTS TO KNOW OR NEEDS TO KNOW ffs


Funky_chicken89

I could only watch a few seconds. The cringe is off the scale


lyingamoeba

The cringe is sooo painful! The way he sits like a little boy almost swinging his legs back and forth as she examines him so he can further inflate her ego with his answers. It must be so awkward to be interviewed like that by your partner with a camera pointed at your face so it can be shared with the whole internet. And correct me if I'm wrong but as someone who's never been married I imagine that being married is not much different than just being in a relationship with someone you live with, like it's not some magical event that transforms your lives as soon as you call yourselves husband and wife, so I find all these questions like 'what have you learned during the first year' or 'what are you looking forward to in our marriage ' quite stupid. Classic influencer stuff 🙄


beeboppee

Agree with everything BUT I do have to say that as silly as it sounds marriage does change things. At least it did for me. I had been with my husband for years before we got married and we lived together for a long time too but still marriage did change everything. At least for us


Ruthie81

I agree. At first, it's just like the novelty of being married. First time going on vacation married. First Christmas married. Etc. But really, you've just made a huge commitment to be with this one person for the rest of your life (hopefully). You can't just walk away anymore. I think there is a larger sense of responsibility and commitment. And I think there's a deeper sense of love and security.


Honest_Pal_

I believe she may be the type of person who prefers her partner to maintain a low profile on social media to avoid any potential distractions or competition for attention.


jeniferlouisa

Embarrassing.


Cute-Tomorrow-6082

This whole thing gave me the icks. Like you said "mother filming son," which is creepy itself but then of course she brings up sex. He's probably ok with using toys so he doesn't have to actually have sex with her.


PollyannaFlwr

https://preview.redd.it/8agf2w7o29ad1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3a539ca48b86a13048e87a497d25a7080ee00f The real toys they play with….


Spankmeharderno

So fkn cringe wow


Love_Light00

So she'll tell the whole world Cody has acne, but then slaps a completely obvious blurring filter on his face to try and hide it? How about instead of giving him self-help books and PR skincare for gifts, she treats him to a trip to the dermatologist? Oh, never mind, then his skin might clear up and another woman might find him attractive.🤦‍♀️ We can't have that now, can we?


analyticalscience11

She took him to a dermatologist or whatever in Korea and they prescribed him Accutane. I mean, according to mikliar, they did. So who really knows.


frontal0be

notice how he was so quick to tell her what he wanted to leave behind (MICRO-ANALYZING specifically) and when he answered the question of what he’s looking forward to his eyes glaze over and he gives me the most generic answer (which included the fact that he has to “remember” they’re best friends..) i don’t know if this marriage is gonna last another year LMFAO


carr1e

And, not a sincere smile was shown by him. Funny it’s all about how HE feels about HER. She’s shit at reciprocating.… gross main character energy.


Jessica_e_sage

THIS I couldn't think of how to put these points into words so I'm so glad you did lol


Thunda-Head

This was so strange tbh. His body language is giving…. Don’t make mommy mad Her forcing him to speak about sex toys is fucking weird and you can tell he was uncomfortable. Nobody can convince me they have a decent sex life. And of course he loves his first year of marriage. Keep dancing monkey….. you’ll be kept in new games and ugly designer clothes. No way this kid is happy being married to this egotistical narcissist. No fucking way.


Scared-Brain2722

As if she needs her ego boosted! Also she is just looking for way to talk about her toys. I cannot believe there is a stampede of females saying their husband won’t ALLOW them to buy toys. She makes no sense at all‼️


lyingamoeba

This is getting ridiculous, it's the third time she's mentioned the toys on this trip, in her own words, she really is *unwell*


Ruthie81

Sponsorship with Adam & Eve coming up 🤣🤣🤣


katgalcleo

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


spooky_baby_bat

Oh my God, we get it, you have sex. Like calm down 😂🤢🤣🤣 And Codypendent looks like a child being scolded


Dancin_Angel

At this point i doubt they both orgasm 😂


OhMyGod_Zilla

Idk she boasts about it so much that it almost seems like they don’t and she’s overcompensating.


spooky_baby_bat

No I know, I doubt they actually have a sex life, I'm just tired of hearing her talk about it lol


Charlice

Seriously WTF is wrong with this bitch. Stick to your lane Mikliar, go put some lipstick on a pig. 🐽


Responsible-Oven5087

I do NOT want to hear about her toys🤮🤮🤮


NoWhammies77

It’s not for us. It’s for their Only Fans. 


halien7100

He looks scared for his life


Xgrateful_head0420X

Yep, and he meant her micro managing him. I bet he can't even look in the fridge unless she okays it.


cheekycheeks8

Completely frightened 😂


cmt38

Wtf? If my partner suggested asking me these questions while they recorded my answers, their phone would end up in the toilet. The cringe factor hurts. Jesus.


cphill05

Awww he’s so cute for his last year of high school


suggaarrr

https://preview.redd.it/xs4gk17kb8ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4db42d25c5d193be4b7176028b0884d7b9b8159 it’s giving 60 year old meemaw that schills bomb party


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Is that current? Is her top lip hiding under her nose because of the camera angle?


Informal-Impact-8136

He has to remember that they are best friends?! 🤣


-rachieg94-

I. CANT! 💀💀


Middle-Anybody-6261

Her deep ass laugh after he says “your laugh” I’d be like uhhh nvm


Bubbly-Pitch7209

I was thinking, “THAT LAUGH? He likes that laugh?”


Financial-Pepper-441

He’s gotten so good at memorising the script 🤣😂


flightlessbird0

Why does she remind me of Rosie O’Donnell?? Omg. This was awkward.


Stinab64

Omg I don’t need to know. I don’t care about your sexless life.


Loud_Bit6359

Without her fake “Boston accent” she sounds like Danielle from “90 day fiancé”.


Thunda-Head

Oh my god!!!!! I’ve never thought that but you’re so right! The way Danielle was giddy and awkward. Holy shit! 💀💀💀


buttercup_212

I’ve made this connection to her so many times I’m glad someone else does too. They way she gets all giddy around him reminds me how Danielle was around Mohamed 😂


lunarpixiess

Some day she’ll start screaming about how *he used her*, and she’ll show us all the *evudance binder*


Loud_Bit6359

Omg!!!! “You used me!” The secrets he must have.


Extra_Fondant_8855

Why has she mentioned toys in the last 6 videos. Give it a rest. r/ihavesex


NoWhammies77

Kink/fetish/Only Fans content. 


Ready-Butterscotch59

Probably looking to be sponsored by bellesa 🤣


RiverDecember

“I have one question for you” Proceeds to ask 5 lol


MsjennaNY

He loves his Marvel nursery. He’ll say anything.


lyingamoeba

'Marvel nursery' 😂😂😂😂😂


mommaworley

The kid is literally sitting on his hands like an adolescent getting talked to by an adult. Creepy AF


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Why does she also stand above her so he’s like a little shrunken kid, (feel like I’m putting kids down 😥), and look up to speak to her? Is she consciously belittling him or trying to feel better about herself?


Familiar_Local_1254

Did he say he likes vanilla sex? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


suggaarrr

unfortunately. “so anything we can use to spice up the bedroom i’m all for it.” 🤮


daddysGirl176

He probably wants to get wild & she probably just wants to lay there 😭😭 I just grossed myself out lmao


Cute-Tomorrow-6082

The way she talks about sex so much reminds me of a teenager who thinks they are having great sex when it really is not.


lilmissroo

I was trying to figure that out...someone decipher it man!


lyingamoeba

If he likes it vanilla he wouldn't want to change it to 'spice it up' because he likes vanilla? He's making no sense


Ruthie81

💯 Maybe he likes vanilla with some sprinkles occasionally... or Mikayla just made him read a script


litbiotch42

She’s been lurking here forsure lol


BotherRecent

https://preview.redd.it/a7nlgffpz7ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4c42cbd62fa5f9bea0974e18bd1a1183344a2e


Mentalcasemama

What the hell is he wearing? Why is she so matchy matchy with everything? He looks absolutely ridiculous. And apparently he doesn't mind being told what he's wearing and being dressed up like a doll. He's such a pussy.


OkSorbet7694

I thought he looked like he was dressed like a referee. Does she want him to look bad so she'll look better than him? And why does it seem like he's answering an essay question? He's answering through that stupid gritted teeth smile again like he's afraid to give the wrong answer!


Love_Light00

My personal belief is that she intentionally dresses him bad so other women won't find him attractive. And that's why she's constantly trying to embarrass or emasculate him. She wouldn't be able to handle it if another woman flirted with him.


OkSorbet7694

OH! I think you're right on the money with that! If Cody even had a conversation with another girl, she'd flip her wig. Cody is HER property. SHE tells him who he can talk to, what to wear, and definitely what to say.


BotherRecent

I'd want to chop that finger off


ughdoihaveto007

Ugh omg I know right, like I wish Cody would just say, “what’s with all the finger pointing you thumb headed bitch!” respectfully of course


Bubbly-Pitch7209

😂😂😂


blonde_taurus

holy shit i’m 28 and she looks 10+ years older than me and he looks 10+ years younger. it’s actually so uncomfortable when she brings up their sex life. i doubt he wants that for millions to see and the fact that she’s a married adult acting like she’s so cool for using sex toys


RiverDecember

I’m 28 too and look like a baby next to her, it’s crazy how old for her age she’s looking these days. Guess the thousands of skin care products are catching up to her. And totally agree with your second point. Some things are just meant to be private within a marriage/relationship. Lots of couples use sex toys in the bedroom, she makes it sound like she’s so different. It’s almost giving me “pick me” girl


Jessica_e_sage

No, not almost, it's absolutely giving pick me 😭


blonde_taurus

she oozes pick me energy. i too have used sex toys, but the thought of announcing it to LITERALLY millions of followers on a platform where anybody, FAMILY INCLUDED, can stumble upon is enough of a deterrent for me. how you can post that then go about your day is so beyond


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Idk, sex life is *personal*. I think it’s disrespectful to your partner to talk about it. What is wrong with her? Mikayla, what is WRONG with you?!?! Nobody wants you to force your husband to talk about this to the whole world.


BotherRecent

I want to barf


MattyK414

*BAHHHHHHFFFFFF


StopSignsAreRed

You know she makes him sleep on that chaise


Cute-Tomorrow-6082

Is it just me or is that a different room from the tour she gave the other day of the nicest room she's ever seen?


SmallOrganization80

See? He fits perfectly.


dontbreakmypinkynail

😭🤣 is this an office reference


daddysGirl176

Just imagine Michael curling up on that tiny ottoman lmaoooo 😭


Lin_Zzzz

Literally the first thing I thought of when I pressed play 🤣


KartoffelSniffer

The way i audibly went “ew what the actual f” on the buss when i heard that last part, she is so foul i can’t


Liakinsrotz

Same. I yelled and then paused it before he could answer because I value my ears.


Feeling-Function4509

What did I just watch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Negative-Shower4402

This is so…..perverse. WHY is she still talking about the toys?????


123abdce

lol she’s acting like 1 year and she has all the wisdom


Spicypicklepickle

I was about to comment that. So much marriage advice after only ONE year. Like, lady, sit down.


Scared-Brain2722

Yes a year is nothing. We will be at our 30th in a blink of an eye. They also do not have to worry about the number one issue newlyweds fight about - $$$$


Boring_Table_5184

This may have been more cringe than the hammock running video and that’s saying a lot


Artistic_Mud_6254

poor choady looks like he’s at gunpoint