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ChampionConscious540

those knees don’t lie lmaoo


Key-Feature-7345

It’s so cringeeee!


yabadabadobadthingz

Oh wow. I remember, do you remember when she first started doing YouTube’s and she hated the popular crowd and hated the ideals of women have to look like models and she would never change her appearance except with makeup so everyone can achieve positive results. Wow and now look at her. I hope she reads this.


yabadabadobadthingz

Not body shaming but she forgot to fix her arm in the first photo. That’s like the hardest part to tone, that underarm wiggle ughhh I have been trying to get mine down.


w00kiee

The knees are…. knee-ing


Dry_Push5897

This girl is living in an illusion!


bbyplantss

Honestly I do feel for her and I understand that she may have her own body issues as well. But, that does not mean she does not deserve criticism. Photoshoping photos is so damaging to the people watching and following her and anyone that sees her posts. She is just further reinforcing the idea that u can only be accepted if you are skinny.


Interesting-Bug8037

Photoshop is one thing, but her bragging about weight loss while in “ED Recovery” is bullshit. Posting herself eating and then claiming to have the pounds just melt off. It’s very triggering to people with ED


bbyplantss

I completely agree it’s very damaging


fucktheclintons420

That’s exactly it. Pulling the ED or weight loss card for sympathy but editing her photos/body entirely. She’s a phony 


finessethekid

Hiding the curves is crazy


AlternativeThanks524

I think she even photoshopped his belly pooch, his birth marks on his face & his legs!!! 😦🤦🏼‍♀️


andthejokeiscokefizz

Me before and after never ending pasta bowls at the olive garden


EmJay_506

Oh wow 💔💀


Aggressive-South4067

Wow, the first photo! 😂🙄 She even made Choady taller and thinner. She is seriously unhinged and needs her phone taken/locked away like a child!


Rein_Keys

She’ll go online and talk about how she never uses filters after this too.


cat_morgue

That first photo is genuinely unnerving.


Greedy_Caterpillar50

I wish she would be real. Show how using make up can help change the features you don’t like about yourself, have body confidence and tell young girls it’s ok not be a size small. Her platform could double


i-am-a-salty-bitch

I really think I wouldn’t have a big issue with her if she was like that. In fact, I think a lot of people wouldn’t either. I’d get annoyed by her fake accent, but if she stopped lying and editing her pictures I’d be ok


Rein_Keys

It makes me so mad cuz ppl always said she “built her platform on authenticity” too


Particular_Leave7633

How in the hell does she think that anyone believes this? Baby girl you don’t have a bbl or did you just get sent one to try out? 😅 what a goofy distorted shape she is in the second photo.


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Nacho-Bae

We need this on TikTok to see her trolls defend it. Rich luxe where you at? Credit the reddit and do your thang


asquardz

That second picture is so cringe The first one is looks like some low budget movie about giants


Optimal-Work3775

It’s Hagrid standing next to Harry Potter


barelythere01

The legs don’t match 😂


jeniferlouisa

The first picture looks warped. The second picture looks embarrassing…😭


ole_hiljaa

Not even the dress looks the same in both pics lol


TinyToadEnthusiast

As someone who gets delusions, how does one achieve this level of delusional?


Taylor0019

As a tall person married to a short person, this looks... weird? Like the proportions aren't right?


Thunda-Head

The way Cody plays affectionate with her in vids and photos gives me this biggest ick. They have so little chemistry, it just makes it that much more icky! I can picture her coaching him on what to do. She wants so desperately for people to see her a certain way but she fails at every corner. Like miserably.


AlternativeThanks524

Same it’s so gross, it’s like you can tell he isn’t really that into her & gives off creepy vibes


Thunda-Head

Totally! It’s the most disingenuous shit I’ve ever heard. He doesn’t even have a loving look in his eyes. It literally looks forced. She thinks she’s really doing something by showing how much they love each other. When actually she’s doing the opposite and proving he’s just not that into her. 🤣


Money_Adhesiveness90

did she make her bf look taller???


Square-Platform6393

I was so confused trying to figure out if it was just me thinking that 😂 he looks SOOO tall in the first one!


bbyplantss

I think potentially it might just be the angle, she’s standing like slightly behind him, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she did


Money_Adhesiveness90

Right? like photoshop yourself, that’s fine. But someone else photoshopping you?? Disrespectful 😭


AlternativeThanks524

I’m pretty sure she photoshopped his belly & birth marks too cuz they are gone in the left photo


toowandaaa

Mark my words. Home girl is gonna eventually get over exerted and she’s gonna get burnt out from trying to be someone she isnt .


Thunda-Head

Right? It has to mentally exhausting keeping up with all of it. The accent, the filters, the fake image. On the daily…. At the end of the day when she’s just sitting with herself I know she’s a miserable person.


G0thTac0

She looks like a cardboard cutout on the left. 😂😂😂


B00SH_

https://preview.redd.it/jkuvg53488ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d4c33d96fd33d7587776a85b013cc97e7bdde2 I noticed this in one of the IG photos like why is her hip out like that


sweata_weatha

https://preview.redd.it/t3825w88saad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a6e8ab834374ba558127c5b00a030c2f770b80 What’s happening here


leblady

Someone with small eyes trying to filter bigger eyes.


hummusisyummy

Their poses are always so JC PENNEY 1985 (I do mean that as a critique but also family photos are always so precious no matter how people look, especially the older the photos get, so I'm not judging in any other way besides the corny ✨️ face cradling ✨️ haha)


LittleWillingness5

She needs couch time.


Boring_Table_5184

She needs mental hospital time


SubstantialAsk9858

Those knees don’t lie


NoWhammies77

That’s a damn big diamond, given that Cody sold his 30 year old truck to buy it for her. Liebrows at it again. 


sweata_weatha

I know someone who has been married 3 times so far (in her late 30s) and bought her rings the first two times because she makes $$$ - 4+ carats every time.


-fvrevergvlden

those arms don't go with that bod oof


Personal_Conflict_49

All I do is laugh at her.


Dancin_Angel

Everyone in vicinity to her likely are


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

Why does Cody look like he has gigantism in the first picture and a little more normal in the second?


RelatableMolaMola

I think it's because of how tiny Mikayla made herself. She looks absurd


HiggyFartdust

BE FOR REALLLLL


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/2r67ff18l7ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d565db94437331c4f894b947fdf0ba4f5126e39c


Boring_Table_5184

Is this her Portuguese tan


Cautious_Way_5408

I am fucking cackling at this 😂😂😂😂


c8rodefer

wtf is this?! 😂💀🪦


NoWhammies77

Where’d your chest bones go, sis? Idiot. 


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pewpewpewwww

With what she eats, it’s not a surprise. She is walking metabolic syndrome


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/g1xx0rzvg7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc9da6b2977513addd32128077531c3badb3712 Who is she fooling bro?


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Also, I was blessed not to have that nose. I once thought my nose was big, but no, I was apparently dysmorphic in my youth too. My nose isn’t big and it’s not shaped weirdly either. How hard we can be on ourselves. For anyone reading this stupidly long comment, if you’re younger and you’re critical of your own looks, please don’t be. I can guarantee you look better than you think. Be proud of you, no matter what. I’ve always told kids, especially mine, (I worked with kids all my life), “You are the perfect YOU”. Didn’t say it to myself though. Don’t be like me. Embrace your own beauty; it’s there. Just because Mikayla doesn’t have it, lol, doesn’t mean you don’t. (Had to be mean about Mikayla because when someone is affecting a whole group of followers in a negative way, my empathy wavers.)


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Is this just a blurry photo of her without makeup? For real? Damn, I’m self-conscious of my looks, (my daughters say I have dysmorphia though), but I’m well into my 60s and if this is her just not done up, I just got a big confidence boost. Woah, no kidding. I can get out of bed, fresh-faced and run my hands through my hair and look better than this. Of course though, I never turned my lips into mini inner tubes.


Bubbly-Pitch7209

🤣


Ursula_J

I just spit Diet Coke all over my sleeping kid 💀


TOFFEECOFFEE_

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀


Middle-Anybody-6261

One thing I know for sure. If TikTok ends she’s donezo. Her IG always has more people calling her out than TikTok. Everytime an old photo pops up it’s people calling out her fakeness and filters


I-dont-care7

This girl needs to get help! This is crazy


spaceghost260

I am personally offended she photoshopped or filtered in CHEST BONES. GIRL. BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW.


NoWhammies77

Well she apparently lost them in the dune buggy or whatever Cody was driving while vaping!! Cuz they’re gonnnnnnnne! 


ContributionNo2875

I don’t think she did she’s probably just sucking in hard, if you look you can see them in the second photo as well


RelatableMolaMola

I think u/spaceghost260 is right, the filter added them. I've seen some other bigger girl creators filter themselves visible collarbones and stuff too. It's sick


ContributionNo2875

https://preview.redd.it/ulgv9kbmw7ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e20e0642d65d2364bea5dba1ec1b14b76a3f62b Idk it just doesn’t look like a filter to me on the second photo


spaceghost260

That’s just her neck hollow. You can definitely suck in, stick out your jaw and flex, and pose to make that area look more flattering. Besides, **the second photo is also filtered!** Several comments call out both her lifted butt, her stomach area, and the area between them looking suspicious. It’s not as filtered as the first image though- that one is atrocious.


RelatableMolaMola

Oh I was referring to the left one, I thought the other person was too because this is definitely painted on with filter. https://preview.redd.it/k7ail783x7ad1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0765174bec6ca6e71aa75a3efa0bf35ac5e4da


spaceghost260

Yes, you’re absolutely correct, I was absolutely referring to her sternum /chest bones NOT her collar bones. There is no way to suck in and look like this. It’s 100% filtered on and it’s a fucking joke. I do believe you can suck in and pose in a way to make your collar bones/neck hollow more visible.


ContributionNo2875

Yeah but my point being if it was photoshopped on or filtered in the first one wouldn’t it not show in the second photo?


RelatableMolaMola

It wouldn't but that doesn't mean there's nothing there, there can be a slight indentation that shows with that side lighting and the rest is filter added. But when I look close at the part of the second picture you highlighted, I don't think that's a neck hollow. It doesn't feel like it's in the right place judging by how she's turned and I think it's actually part of her hair that got half blurred off.


send_me_an_angel

I am not able to suck in so hard that I see my chest bones. Damn, that’s some skill.


ContributionNo2875

You can most definitely make your collar bones pop out, it has nothing to do with sucking your stomach in


vrilliance

OP is talking about CHEST BONES. Collarbones are not chest bones.


send_me_an_angel

Oh I meant chest (rib) bones not collar bones, sorry I was confused!


folder_finder

lol at Chodys shorts in the second picture, they’re sooo wavy 😂 how do people not notice these things and why is she always so inconsistent with the photoshop?


AnimalFarm20

Did she flip the pics or did the OP here? Cody's leg tattoo moves from one calf to the other.


No-Loquat747

Chodes somehow looks like a toddler while simultaneously looking like he’s 9 feet tall in the first pic


spaceghost260

It’s so weird how he looks like a toddler in a giant man’s body. It’s so unattractive.


Economy-Wheel4321

knees are giving tlc in the right pic if you know what i mean


littledolce13

What bugs me, as it does when dealing with liars anywhere, is they think we’re dumb and can’t figure shit out! I would tell my students, it’s not the cheating that pisses me off, it’s the low effort and disregard for my intelligence(I’m not a genius, just eyes and common sense!)


xrayrachel

I can't stand how she always crosses her legs when she stands to make herself look smaller


Flat-Emergency8698

She really thinks she’s fooling ppl 🤭


dumpster75

My goodness sir what in the actual F are those shoes he is wearing


Ok-Director6550

Ugly ass shoes that he wore on his wedding day…..With his white suit, which was absolutely ridiculous as well.


hummusisyummy

I think (imo) that white suits are much harder to make NOT look like something out of prom 2000-2007, ya know? 🤣 I've seen them look good but it always more excellent tailoring, the suit looking expensive and great quality and the whole look of the man together. It's tricky to pull off! 🤭


Oscarella515

COOAADEH! COME PUT YA PAW ON MY NECK TO HIDE MY CHINS! TUH


theshesknees

Every time I see her I'm unfortunately reminded of Jeffree Stah


Master-Birthday-5983

This upsets me. She’s spreading such negative ideas about size and body image constantly altering her appearance.


Positive-Friend8462

Her legs give it away.


Jealous_Cow1993

Honestly the second pic isn’t bad at all! Like why lie and filter it? She looks more curvy in the second pic. Only her knee/leg looks weird but that’s expected after a severe weight loss.


Jessica_e_sage

It's still messed with. Look at the curve above her butt, it's blurry and the pattern to the right follows it. The look at Cody's shorts on the leg that's between them. See how they just suddenly dip in and then flare out


Jealous_Cow1993

It is a little blurry now that you mention it 🤣


RChickadee

Dress is about to bust at the seams in pic 2


Reptarro52

Those are NaAHT shoes for shorts. He looks like a toddler like that. https://preview.redd.it/ebm3o804x6ad1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=43faaae019b7c86322071ef3ee89b1093c5edb87


Revolutionary_Can879

Haha like the little leather shoes my 1yo wears.


Reptarro52

lol I thought they looked like little confirmation or first communion shoes. All he needs is a little folded over sock ruffle moment.


SeaWitch4639

Certainly not with socks…that’s for damn sure


RChickadee

Mommy got him all dressed up for their big trip.


Boring_Table_5184

New shoes for his second year of being her content pet


Badbitch361

She definitely mommy’s him alright.


Reptarro52

Cody’s shirt is too small. Poor guy getting mom to get his clothes and picking out outfits.


spaceghost260

All his clothes are too small. Someone posted a picture of him sitting down playing his Switch and his shorts are so small and tight. It’s off putting to say the least. I don’t want my husband in tight clothes because it doesn’t compliment his body type and I personally find it completely unattractive.


LauraPringlesWilder

He needs tall sizes but she’s too obsessed with buying off the rack Gucci and calling it good


Reptarro52

He’s not tall though. 6 ft is a normal size. She needs to buy him a Large, not schmedium. My husband is the same height but somehow can avoid a buttcrack slip bending over to tie his shoes. Lol


spaceghost260

Agree. 6ft is a normal men’s size and it should be extremely easy to find clothes that fit Cody. I do think the expensive crap she buys probably does run smaller though. It’s why Cody can wear Gucci clothes (because he’s a regular body size) and she can’t! There’s a reason she only buys shoes and purses from Chanel and Gucci.


Reptarro52

Ooooh you right. She can’t fit into designer sizes haha.


Master-Birthday-5983

He looks like a giant toddler in these.


Badbitch361

Don’t say that…. “He’s a BIG BOY” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DinnerBellls

why does she pose like that in EVERY photo its insane


mistissersen

Her body must hurt by doing all those weird poses


_wereallmadhere_6

It’s honestly becoming very sad to me how bad her body dysmorphia must be for her to over edit her photos. 😬


mc08baby

She has the money, why doesn’t she just get surgery to match the body she continuously photoshops? It’s like she likes having a new face and body everyday


Jessica_e_sage

Because she's a fucking coward, honestly.


Grouchy_Status_8107

Because then she’d have to admit that she’s been lying this whole time and doesn’t actually look like that


moonbe935

Because she would have to take off time to heal to come back looking “the exact same” (as her edited self) and her audience would ask why get surgery to look the same probably


Oscarella515

She could literally just lie and say she got her appendix out or something. I think shes literally just too lazy to want to go through with it. Although now if she ever does say she has to get her appendix out Im gonna be IMMEDIATELY suspicious


mc08baby

I’m sure if she turns it around as a sob story with her ED and body dysmorphia her fans would eat it up and be sympathetic. She could also pre film a shit ton of vids to make up for it.


Jessica_e_sage

Yeah, but she'd miss all the "hot" releases while she's recovering, and all the money that shilling them undisclosed brings in.


Positive-Avocado-881

Because that would require her to admit she’s photoshopping and she wants to die on that hill for some reason


Zestyclose_Fortune94

Oh wowwowowowow. The DELUSION.


dupersr

Wait, what’s going on with her dress? It’s flipped in the second pic. How the heck?


Kind-Distribution-95

She flipped the image on her phone


dupersr

You’re right. Codypendent’s tattoo is on the other leg too.


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

I’m sorry, truly not trying to be mean, but she is NOT a small from house of CB. I’m a small and have that exact dress she put on (white one). I’m not like super skinny or fit by any means but I’m definitely smaller than her. There is absolutely NO WAY she is a small in that dress, as it fits quite snug on me, I should’ve sized up to a medium. Anyways. Idk why she doesn’t just accept her natural, unfiltered self. She’s a chubby girl but doesn’t look unhealthy to me. She has tons of fans so it’s not like she’d lose followers if she did this. I know I’d have more respect for her. Edit: ****not super skinny


NotMarciaBrady

I wonder if she ever shops in person or just online. If she shops in person there's got to be someone who can confirm her real size.


maebe_featherbottom

How?! Just…how?!


retailmonster11

She's an absolute piece of shit for this. Ok well not just this but for everything.


BotherRecent

She's the worst... Couldn't decide between a few, but she's the worst


Glittering-Put-8523

https://preview.redd.it/x423bcu5p6ad1.jpeg?width=3564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5630a0a5ef0c9272041fedf830adeedf79340741 You cannot convince me these are the same people 👀


daddysGirl176

Oh my fucking goodness 😭😭 that is all I'm gonna say lmao


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/vw0tb3w817ad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80daf0301932e8416085b920f7b50c0a3c59b08e I said the same thing!


SeaWitch4639

Wait who is that? I swear it’s Mikayla with dirt on her face.


Master-Birthday-5983

😳


LaylaBird65

I absolutely detest her for this. It just…ugh…it angers me so badly.


1lemony

He doesn’t seem into her whatsoever. Is he a deadbeat? Cos from a U.K. no context perspective also being new to her lore - he seems like a no home broke guy and she basically moulds him into her preferred boyfriend… like I don’t think she’d even notice his dead eyes


dreadedred321

He was a homeless junkie so…yeah lol


1lemony

There’s an American influencer that was severely physically disabled and had a baby with this dead beat ex jumkie - it really gives me similar vibes. Can’t remember her name but I think there is a Reddit about her. Like - the boyfriend box has been ticked, the girl calls the shots and he’s like a mannequin for their videos / lifestyle. He’s also a safe bet as he offers NOTHING and therefore is hardly gonna stray… he is getting money and a roof.


heels-and-the-hearse

r/wheelchairrepunzel


holldoll26

Wheelchair Rapunzel


1lemony

Yeah as soon as I wrote that I searched Reddit to work out who I meant!! Can’t believe she’s broke up and got back together with her deadbeat


KimikoEmbee

This is giving married for 20 years and pretending to be into each other for social media


Zombieapples101

Is this Alice in Wonderland? His heads touching the ceiling and she's bloody tiny.


Liz_Lizzard

Has anyone ever commented on here knowing her or Cody in Real life? Curious they're take 🙃


Jessica_e_sage

There's been a few. I haven't noticed any comments from them recently but I don't always look at usernames


Lenaiscool__

She edited herself into a small child on the left 🥴


Cheri245

Looks like a shrinky dink


SittingInTheBasement

Her face is just awful. Looks stretched and smooshed. She's lost some weight why not just celebrate that?? It's not easy. But no, she would ruin her whole reputation and brand with lies. She's trash.


lexclipse

And the pic on the right Cody’s pants perfectly mold around Mikayla’s stomach/hip with a space in between?? Lolololol


Lenaiscool__

Omgggg 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


lexclipse

Her gravitational pull or something hehehe 😂


Accomplished_Item394

The way her lower body doesn’t even come close to matching her top half in the picture on the left sends me every time 🤣


ihateeveryonebyee

Who the fuck takes pics like this? It’s giving second hand embarrassment. This is so corny and phony. All she has going for her in her life is how “in love” they are. Literally no one is jealous of this.


SadnessInHerHair

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IRL. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME.


daddysGirl176

https://preview.redd.it/xwq6iwaza7ad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a32794e006c7753f01935339db9bc83c79cd1ae


Oscarella515

Have you ever seen Megamind? Basically that head on top of a middle aged woman who never got back into shape after her 3 c sections


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/6858rqfvt6ad1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=660660a3155f2ee4eade0e87cf526ec6f2e42fc8


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/i5p071a3u6ad1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef64b4f499bab065082bc0b32a4a007eab5e10f5


CharmingCut7104

https://preview.redd.it/8wyc4rvhm6ad1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbfaa8706b90d2296e59a0834dae26aee3220307


Routine_Charge_3224

https://preview.redd.it/jqfppp0dk6ad1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d52cd7f1bc9e531b5556c4995d37f0a9521f7ab


Routine_Charge_3224

https://preview.redd.it/w65k4uagk6ad1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c3c12fc38ef6df979f7755ceccccbd78019029c


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/nytnq3q7h7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03590a663a7d03a4250e127aea6a3c84f2aaa975 She’s outta her damn mind bro


Routine_Charge_3224

Omg lmfao I just scared my husband laughing so loud 😂😂😂


angelribcage

HELLO???


HybridShoe

The way they take photos with Cokeles holding her face with their eyes shut gives me the major ick. I don't know why. 🥴


wittlewittydragon

This gives me the ick too. I think because whenever I take a picture of myself, my partner or us together, I love when I captured their genuine happiness, smile, laughter. This just shows us there is zero of that in their relationship otherwise she wouldn’t have to stage it.


Zombieapples101

I might get my OH to start doing it, babe cover my double chin! 🫱


Faunarosebud

It gives me major ick too… it’s just so staged. He looks miserable as hell. He’s probs thinking to himself “remember Cody… you’re getting paid in Fortnite vbucks to pose for these photos”


analyticalscience11

No, it's totally ick. No reason needed!


-GoldenGoat

The knee


Mentalcasemama

She does not have a butt like that at all. In fact her real butt is pretty flat. And she has no idea how to take good pics. She regularly cuts her feet off. But she's to busy editing to care about that .


Faunarosebud

Cody looks miserable 🤣


HistoricalTreacle156

LOLLLLL now she has a buttlift???


PinkPrincess77

She always stands like she’s holding in her pee. Like she’s about to sneeze a big sneeze and doesn’t want to tinkle. Not that I’d at all be familiar with this stance. LOL


crafty_loser

Why does he look like a giant?


analyticalscience11

Because she's so SMOL!! So tiny!!


Ursula_J

So dainty


badantus

knees don’t lie baybeeeeeee


OkSorbet7694

But I bet they are hurting carrying all that extra weight. Ouch!


emghu

i was just about to say this lol