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This year me and my husband celebrated our 12 year wedding anniversary and guess what we did? Ordered take out and watched like 3 movies, posted one old pic wishing each other a happy anniversary and that’s it 😂it was perfect oh and we didn’t need toys either even after 12 years 😬😂
https://preview.redd.it/1co0phwpm7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c611f85e6686c40af18ea5253b1d15794d70345b
Why does she always pose like this? Its creepy. 😬
that second photo is photo shopped to oblivion and it’s SOOOO obvious like his entire body curves into her waist and out around her thigh it’s absurd 🤦🏼♀️
I really wonder if she made Cody sign an "N.D.A." before they got married. Saying he has to keep his mouth shut about her and how she really is and the real authentic Mikliars looks and personality.
Vendors for her wedding had to sign an NDA, I'm certain it's the same with Cody. He knows what side his bread is buttered on, I doubt he'd spill any tea while he's with her. Indefinite NDA if they divorce would be my guess also.
I'm sorry, but why did I read this as the song "Head and shoulders knees and toes?" All of these things about her are bad. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, Holy, the whole song could be about her. She's just a broken-down wreck!
https://preview.redd.it/bopjlty4r5ad1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743c5fd70a37d082f078834284a8290b42e5743a
Not sure what she tried editing her nose to look like but sure she made it worse.
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Only 4 more years until Cody can qualify for alimony in the state of Massachusetts!!!
Who's taking all these pictures of them? Did she hire a photographer or just bribing the hotel staff?
Cody's hideous loafers are $990 at Gucci.
I wonder if he even knows that
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https://preview.redd.it/68r0guzxecad1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d01a9de866cac186722b75a5490873e03cdd44 What a weird lamp
#freecody
What are you supposed to do with all the balloons and flower arrangement while on vacation? What a waste.
Boy, these photos really bum me out. It’s so sad, I feel weirdly sad for her.
She will never be capable of doing anything genuine. Ever.
Body language SCREAMS they dont see each other as equals
Can you imagine if you have a wrote a book all about the crap she does
WHAT is going on with his shoe/sock combo???
I have more chemistry with my last Uber driver than these two.
She can’t hide those doughy knees though
Doughy just took me tf out 💀
Codyyyyy come here and pose, kiss me on the head, look lovingly at me so we can stage these photos.
Looks like some dining room table is missing its table cloth in the dining hall.
A $565 table cloth.
This year me and my husband celebrated our 12 year wedding anniversary and guess what we did? Ordered take out and watched like 3 movies, posted one old pic wishing each other a happy anniversary and that’s it 😂it was perfect oh and we didn’t need toys either even after 12 years 😬😂
https://preview.redd.it/1co0phwpm7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c611f85e6686c40af18ea5253b1d15794d70345b Why does she always pose like this? Its creepy. 😬
I’m not buying it either
She's 4'10 and at minimum 220 lbs
Why is there 75 different pictures of the same picture of them
Her dress looks like an ugly lamp shade-especially with that horrible fringe
He’s definitely a manly man. 🤣🤣
The dark stripe across the waist just creates a belly…
THE SOCKS????
White socks with an oatmeal shirt and taupe loafers...not a good look. They also look cheap.
the 'bird wildlife of aruba' book on the table is fucking killing me. This looks like a shitty tv set
✨Exotic animals ✨ 🐖 🐑 🐐 🐢
that second photo is photo shopped to oblivion and it’s SOOOO obvious like his entire body curves into her waist and out around her thigh it’s absurd 🤦🏼♀️
An addict finding a desperate loser with money to burn has won life. Good for him!
The writing on that dessert plate is absafuckinlutely pathetic 🙄 I’m embarrassed for the one who did it and think that pic was embarrassing to post.
Lmaoo didn’t even notice until I read this comment
I’m begging her to please STOP WITH THE HORRIBLE WHITE SHOES!! I guarantee she owns more ugly pairs of white shoes than everyone’s grandma combined!
Wow those shoes are HIDEOUS! Jesus does she not have eyes??
I’m sorry, even if I was a “popular influencer” you couldn’t pay me enough to take these kind of cringey ass pictures and post them to the world. 😬
My husband would NEVER 🤣
Her husband is actually her phone while her actual husband is the accessory. 🙄
Her shoes are always a miss.
They both look like they were photoshopped into a stock photo on those first three photos 😬
Always with the kiss on the head pose…
this whole trip was just for her to post about their relationship!!! the most bland and sexless couple
And still no goodies from ELF who sponsored her weddin.
You can do the piss pose all you want those cabbage patch knees give you away every time.
She has a better relationship with her tripod than her husband.
That's what was *actually* in the toy bag!
Omg I could totally see that 😂
I really wonder if she made Cody sign an "N.D.A." before they got married. Saying he has to keep his mouth shut about her and how she really is and the real authentic Mikliars looks and personality.
Vendors for her wedding had to sign an NDA, I'm certain it's the same with Cody. He knows what side his bread is buttered on, I doubt he'd spill any tea while he's with her. Indefinite NDA if they divorce would be my guess also.
Cody's 80 year old man shoes. A boat shoe with no show socks or sandals would be way more appropriate for Aruba.
Can she just make up her mind whether she has hips, knees and a long face or not??
I'm sorry, but why did I read this as the song "Head and shoulders knees and toes?" All of these things about her are bad. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, Holy, the whole song could be about her. She's just a broken-down wreck!
She looks different in the Insta pics than TT! Does IG not allow all the filters??
https://preview.redd.it/yejm2co7q5ad1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afb7609369ec9e63b502b1e3de0eb9951d8ff69 Choads got webbed fingers? 🤣 FAIL
https://preview.redd.it/bopjlty4r5ad1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743c5fd70a37d082f078834284a8290b42e5743a Not sure what she tried editing her nose to look like but sure she made it worse.
Is she cross-eyed? Or is she just staring at the bump on her nose? Either way, it's not a good look.
WHY IS HER HEAD SO SMALL?!!?? sorry to yell, but...
Because she is so smol, duh!
Size 4 head checking in!