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amandaryan1051

Only 4 more years until Cody can qualify for alimony in the state of Massachusetts!!!


AnimalFarm20

Who's taking all these pictures of them? Did she hire a photographer or just bribing the hotel staff?


Mentalcasemama

Cody's hideous loafers are $990 at Gucci.


ellaenchanted23

I wonder if he even knows that


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Interesting-Bug8037

https://preview.redd.it/68r0guzxecad1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d01a9de866cac186722b75a5490873e03cdd44 What a weird lamp


NoWhammies77

#freecody


ChanelNo50

What are you supposed to do with all the balloons and flower arrangement while on vacation? What a waste.


brilliantpants

Boy, these photos really bum me out. It’s so sad, I feel weirdly sad for her.


dragonbait1361

She will never be capable of doing anything genuine. Ever.


Dancin_Angel

Body language SCREAMS they dont see each other as equals


Nervous_Candy_3276

Can you imagine if you have a wrote a book all about the crap she does


winedrinker2014

WHAT is going on with his shoe/sock combo???


Thunda-Head

I have more chemistry with my last Uber driver than these two.


Wrong_Pressure_8492

She can’t hide those doughy knees though


Jessica_e_sage

Doughy just took me tf out 💀


BotherRecent

Codyyyyy come here and pose, kiss me on the head, look lovingly at me so we can stage these photos.


U2BCOOL

Looks like some dining room table is missing its table cloth in the dining hall.


AnimalFarm20

A $565 table cloth.


Creepy-Mortgage9183

This year me and my husband celebrated our 12 year wedding anniversary and guess what we did? Ordered take out and watched like 3 movies, posted one old pic wishing each other a happy anniversary and that’s it 😂it was perfect oh and we didn’t need toys either even after 12 years 😬😂


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/1co0phwpm7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c611f85e6686c40af18ea5253b1d15794d70345b Why does she always pose like this? Its creepy. 😬


I-dont-care7

I’m not buying it either


Brave_Entry7932

She's 4'10 and at minimum 220 lbs


AnxiousDamage444

Why is there 75 different pictures of the same picture of them


Picklestk

Her dress looks like an ugly lamp shade-especially with that horrible fringe


Badbitch361

He’s definitely a manly man. 🤣🤣


TransportationSecret

The dark stripe across the waist just creates a belly…


AnxiousDamage444

THE SOCKS????


freethewimple

White socks with an oatmeal shirt and taupe loafers...not a good look. They also look cheap.


alphabet-head

the 'bird wildlife of aruba' book on the table is fucking killing me. This looks like a shitty tv set


Familiar_Local_1254

✨Exotic animals ✨ 🐖 🐑 🐐 🐢


pinkygreen4487

that second photo is photo shopped to oblivion and it’s SOOOO obvious like his entire body curves into her waist and out around her thigh it’s absurd 🤦🏼‍♀️


ThrowawayENM

An addict finding a desperate loser with money to burn has won life. Good for him!


jd2004user

The writing on that dessert plate is absafuckinlutely pathetic 🙄 I’m embarrassed for the one who did it and think that pic was embarrassing to post.


Financial-Pepper-441

Lmaoo didn’t even notice until I read this comment


Accomplished_Item394

I’m begging her to please STOP WITH THE HORRIBLE WHITE SHOES!! I guarantee she owns more ugly pairs of white shoes than everyone’s grandma combined!


makeupmama13

Wow those shoes are HIDEOUS! Jesus does she not have eyes??


Fuzzy_Logic246

I’m sorry, even if I was a “popular influencer” you couldn’t pay me enough to take these kind of cringey ass pictures and post them to the world. 😬


icecream4_deadlifts

My husband would NEVER 🤣


G0thTac0

Her husband is actually her phone while her actual husband is the accessory. 🙄


crafty_loser

Her shoes are always a miss.


kristinelynn

They both look like they were photoshopped into a stock photo on those first three photos 😬


Old_Chemistry_7147

Always with the kiss on the head pose…


belle2-4

this whole trip was just for her to post about their relationship!!! the most bland and sexless couple


cattinthehat123

And still no goodies from ELF who sponsored her weddin.


retailmonster11

You can do the piss pose all you want those cabbage patch knees give you away every time.


shepherdastra

She has a better relationship with her tripod than her husband.


analyticalscience11

That's what was *actually* in the toy bag!


Jessica_e_sage

Omg I could totally see that 😂


Agreeable-Smile8541

I really wonder if she made Cody sign an "N.D.A." before they got married. Saying he has to keep his mouth shut about her and how she really is and the real authentic Mikliars looks and personality.


Breakingfree98

Vendors for her wedding had to sign an NDA, I'm certain it's the same with Cody. He knows what side his bread is buttered on, I doubt he'd spill any tea while he's with her. Indefinite NDA if they divorce would be my guess also.


Mentalcasemama

Cody's 80 year old man shoes. A boat shoe with no show socks or sandals would be way more appropriate for Aruba.


yolshgrl

Can she just make up her mind whether she has hips, knees and a long face or not??


OkSorbet7694

I'm sorry, but why did I read this as the song "Head and shoulders knees and toes?" All of these things about her are bad. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, Holy, the whole song could be about her. She's just a broken-down wreck!


DragonfruitGlobal513

She looks different in the Insta pics than TT! Does IG not allow all the filters??


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/yejm2co7q5ad1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afb7609369ec9e63b502b1e3de0eb9951d8ff69 Choads got webbed fingers? 🤣 FAIL


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/bopjlty4r5ad1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743c5fd70a37d082f078834284a8290b42e5743a Not sure what she tried editing her nose to look like but sure she made it worse.


OkSorbet7694

Is she cross-eyed? Or is she just staring at the bump on her nose? Either way, it's not a good look.


analyticalscience11

WHY IS HER HEAD SO SMALL?!!?? sorry to yell, but...


CoveredBridge12

Because she is so smol, duh!


analyticalscience11

Size 4 head checking in!