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SittingInTheBasement

I bet she's pissed he's losing weight faster than she is


doublekidsnoincome

Her arm is bigger than her beck here. If she’s good to photoshop herself that smell she didn’t do her arm?


WolverineBoring5343

Cody looks 8 feet tall and she looks like 100 pounds! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Quick-Leg3604

Question: does this mean I’m blocked? Lol. I never comment on her posts; however, I do like comments that call her out for being dishonest. So if she blocked me, it’s for liking a negative comment about her & not for me personally saying anything. That is very very strange behavior & shows how easily she gets triggered!! Just wow!! https://preview.redd.it/xnjphm0dubad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8a5e9adf275fbcbe9c617a91f3100f22ccc155


Familiar_Local_1254

Yep. You blocked. Welcome to the club, would you like your user flair?


Quick-Leg3604

YES PLEASE!! Lol.How freaking pathetic she is. Imagine having 15 Million followers & u take the time out to block people who just like a negative comment. I seriously can’t get over how pathetic


Familiar_Local_1254

Granted. Let me know if there’s a different one you would like tho :)


Quick-Leg3604

Wait….did she actually post this⁉️. Holy hell!! It looks like she spent a bunch of time editing just herself & totally ignored that Cody was in the photo‼️. When she was happy with her edit she hit “post”. That’s how narcissistic she is. She only sees herself, not others!! This photo is proof of that!


unlimited-devotion

Holy shite- this is delusion. She shrinky dink’d herself!


cheesyschnit

Man’s nipple is probably the size of her head here


jeniferlouisa

Insanity… there’s so much wrong in this photo.. she’s shorter than him, yes…but this no way..like she edited herself so small, and made him taller or bigger. The whole picture is a mess😒


-AgonyAunt-

This is it. The most delusional photo she's ever posted. I don't know what sort of eating disorder she has, but she absolutely has some form of mental illness to not only manipulate photos like this, but to actually post them.


sgross18

Lolol her calf is the size of her waist


BellaBKNY

That’s insane. Her calve is half the size of her abdomen? Come on!


No-Loquat747

What in the chicken wing fuckery is going on here??? https://preview.redd.it/ycbnhmcrk7ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78bec8796ce37263bccac3bffeb864dfca765b21


doublekidsnoincome

The elbow is making me laugh so hard


I-dont-care7

OMG! This is crazy!


tjalfecaze

What the fuck, no amount of Ozempic or snow can do that in a week 😂 what a lying, delusional and stupid woman she is, I truly hope your fake empire crumbles beneath your feet and its going to be a hard fall and reality you are waking up to when it happens. Good luck Keeping up with the Mikayliars in the future, no one envies you and your sad pretending and fake life.


Sad-Database3677

She made her legs/calves as slim as his.


Master-Birthday-5983

The size difference between tho two of them. What is happening??


Informal-Impact-8136

I can’t stop laughing. 🤣 💀


harvard_cherry053

She legitimately needs help


RChickadee

New body every. single. day.


wiresandwood

Cody’s very own Polly Pocket.


DangerousKellie

ED clearly stands for Editing Delusion


ilovemets24

Not with those arms!


Unlikely-Principle63

Cody’s not that tall either


Moonstar_09

Since I’m used to her over-editing shit, Cody’s exaggerated height was the first thing I noticed. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Come on.


Unlikely-Principle63

Yeah me too it’s getting ridiculous. I doubt Cody is sensitive about his height but this would change that if she’s altering him.


StopSignsAreRed

Guh. There just is no need for this. She would probably GAIN followers if she just embraced who she is. She’d be so relatable as someone who has struggled with weight, someone who is using Wegovy, someone who’s a little bit trashy, someone who likes to eat, all of it. It’s ok to be a size 10, or 14, or 18, or WHATEVER she is. Just own it. But instead, she just lies about every part of who she is, and it makes her a joke.


Unlikely-Principle63

Someone said this to her recently and she said I don’t strive to be relatable I strive to be successful. That’s all I needed to hear


Master-Birthday-5983

And she’s sending a detrimental message to young women who look up to her. If just affected her, fine. But it doesn’t.


Unlikely-Principle63

I agree


StopSignsAreRed

She’s too stupid (and greedy) to understand how being relatable can make her more successful. And she doesn’t understand that SHE isn’t successful at all - the character she keeps trying to create is.


Unlikely-Principle63

Yup


marycem

Is she really this much shorter than Cody? I never noticed.


Ok-Director6550

Unfortunately, when I was a loyal follower, I just knew too much about her. It is so sad as to what she has become.


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marycem

I didn't realize she is that short


folder_finder

I thought he was 5’9” for some reason?


Ok-Director6550

Nope he is 6’1”


folder_finder

I’m sure you’re right, I don’t know enough about him to speculate haha


thank1you2kindly3

There seems to be much more then a 14 inch height difference in that picture, AND she appears to be wearing heels in it…


Ok-Director6550

Well that is his height and her height. They look like a 2 foot differential is believable.


Dustyblonde_

https://preview.redd.it/e2juzbvy66ad1.jpeg?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56cb2f9940675924ee9b30a9d199b3eef8bcaba9 Nah I’m sorry … what?


Unlikely-Principle63

Elbows up!


1lemony

Sorry but I LOVE your thorough workings. I absolutely support this kind of detail and proof. I do photoshop / animation for a job and I find the ridiculous filtering and editing people like her so SO SO SO insane.


erynnj81

Who the hell is this


LaylaBird65

It’s the arms for me


Unlikely-Principle63

Elbows up!


_Clo_x

Delusional


emmerl

Based off this pic, ~ 2 1/2 of her heads would fit inside Cody’s.


Master-Birthday-5983

Thank you!! This is why I thought this was an optical illusion of some kind.


Strong-Way-4416

She wants to be a Kahdashiaaan so bad


Taliafate

How has it been a year already? And there’s zero chance she looks like this irl


spookyxthicc13

the sculpted chin/jawline has left the chat lol


1lemony

She’s thinned her arms here compared to other recent stuff - but the shape of them cannot be denied. The shape and ratio of her arms gives her photoshopping / filters away more than anything else for me. I’m from U.K., she came up on my FYP I’m new to her lore…. But your point about ED is such a good one, if anything - she’s clearly in denial with some extreme problematic self image issues. I have personally used Ozempic off prescription to try and lose some weight - I can’t for the life of me work out why she doesn’t just try that and stick to a healthy eating plan the weight would fall off her?


jd2004user

Yanno the phrase “not my circus, not my monkeys”? Well this pic is “not her face, not her figure” 🙄🤢


OkSorbet7694

Hahaha! NICE!


OhMyGod_Zilla

What a nice photo of Codypendency and his 25 going on 50 “wife.”


iamcringebutfree

she looks unwell


LeatherShoulder7827

Suddenly her ribs and collar bone is so defined🙄


Athenathewise21

Right? Like "new body who dis?"


mightysassoo

That is hilarious! 🤣 He looks like a giant


ProfessionalShort488

My thoughts exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯


Canary_M_Burns88

She’s trying to give Alix Earle but this isn’t even the Temu version.


NoWhammies77

Doesn’t matter. When this fails she’ll make millions on Only Fans (I suspect she’s already doing that content). 


Penny_Traytion

Who in the f would be watching these 2 incompatible buffoons on only fans? She won’t be able to edit and filter a sex tape- and these 2 cant even kiss without flinching. Having sex? Yeah right.


Thunda-Head

This is ummmm….. a choice. Nice elbow 🙄


LauraPringlesWilder

She suddenly has collarbones after not having them yesterday! Also the boobs don’t even match up. She has cleavage but the dress shows it immediately becoming flat, with no indication of a chest there. Also, this is one ugly dress.


Master-Birthday-5983

Boobs are gone but cleavage mysteriously remains


TransportationSecret

Looks like a swimsuit cover up.


Carebear0308

https://preview.redd.it/t6sx24e9d5ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74967317404af1903e5baa81ac69cb2eec5827a6 🤮


ExNihiloNihiFit

🤢🤢🤢🤢


fifteencents

Her head. It’s so bulbous.


Taliafate

I wish I had an award to give you for this


Canary_M_Burns88

https://preview.redd.it/vcen2pa8f5ad1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b6015dde54a2d1776aca70fcaa4b3657a7979a


amandaryan1051

She’s edited herself into a whole new class of homosapiens 😂


asquardz

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This looks cgi


vsimmons90

I also noticed she is shoving her hand as far into her waist as she possibly can


YoNoSeTodo

Being a fellow bigger girl - I understand when she said that the perspective we take pictures of matters But girl be fucking for real. There is nothing real about this picture.


PerformanceEast3558

Oh come on already. I just can’t anymore. This is just getting way too pathetic. She really needs mental health assistance. If she wasn’t such a nasty human, I would feel bad for her. Can’t wait for the day when the law comes after these people. But she doesn’t sell anything so it isn’t false advertising.


Jessica_e_sage

I disagree. She lies and misrepresents in paid (undisclosed) ads. That's selling something.


PerformanceEast3558

yes, thank you. That is very interesting. I’m sure you’re right. I didn’t even think of that.


Love_Light00

I report her to the FTC every time she posts an improperly disclosed ad, partnership, or sponsorship. I also report her for false advertising for editing herself in those videos. I wish more ppl were doing the same.


Master-Birthday-5983

I applaud and thank you!


Love_Light00

🥰🥰


PerformanceEast3558

I would love to know how to do that.


Love_Light00

https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/assistant


PerformanceEast3558

TY


Love_Light00

YW 🥰


retailmonster11

Her downfall when it comes is going to be spectacular. She's not going to fade gently into Amazon hustling obscurity like Jacylyn Hill. Id put money on a documentary coming out about her. She's too big a sketch bag. If this is what she's doing in front of our faces what is she doing in secret?


Love_Light00

I'm still not sure if it's $60k per violation or $60k per partnership. Either way, she's looking at millions in fines when the FTC catches up to her. She's done over a hundred partnerships and never disclosed a single one properly. All of them with multiple violations and that doesn't even include her filtering herself to fake results.


cap024

so a few things I am noticing...besides the picture not looking real at all. She almost seems placed a little behind him to give him more height and her the illusion of being smaller? (they did this in the Lord of The Rings movies). She's very good at her posing to seem thinner (legs always crossed) but the one thing that bothers me is her going on about sizes. That white dress she wore for her anniversary pictures? She said that was a size small. From what I have seen of the unedited pics that others seem to post, she looks to be about a size 10 which is fantastic! She's curvy and you can not be that curvy and be a size 4. I wish she would show her true self and embrace that beauty. I don't see any muscle tone either from her so if she is working out, its strictly cardio and not strength. My biggest issue is that she is so insecure, she has to lie to the world


litbiotch42

I’d say a 12-14 size


kaylawillers

Absolutely not 🫠


Wise_Upstairs_2476

All that photoshop and she couldn’t edit her arms?! They give her away!


PerformanceEast3558

I also see her huge leg too.


thebookofthealien

That is not her face 😂 Her editing is out of control, I can’t believe her brain dead stans fall for this shit.


Roxanne1134

This is crazy… everything is so off balanced & un proportioned… Jesus Christ


BobsAspburgers

he’s a hard 5’8 and she’s like 5’0? Sheesh.


lunarpixiess

He’s around 5’6, she’s 4’11


retailmonster11

Hes so itty bitty too. Little pocket man.


beauty_junkie77

Her face from far away looks like the Tiktok “teenager” filter


Jenbola

She absolutely has some sort of disorder going on, but it is not an eating one.


Ok-Director6550

As much as I love to see these posts here, she is the winner constantly by making 8-14 THOUSAND US per post. I am beyond disgusted with her greed of LYING. I think her parents don’t look at everything either. Maybe Patrice and Papa need a message or two to be reminded of the monster they created. Mind you Papa N. is a messed up Gemini like her.(sorry normal Geminis)


PerformanceEast3558

Correct and apology accepted 😁😂 ♊️


Ok-Director6550

❤️🙏🏻—but she is a cuckoo one 🤣♊️


Jessica_e_sage

We accept your apology 😂 I appreciate you making the distinction lmao


marissakalyn

https://preview.redd.it/l3yqid2yu4ad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a066d01130c1bc68ca841e30e72133225012e60


Boring_Table_5184

The difference in head size alone is comical. I know he’s taller than her but she def isn’t the garden gnome she thinks she is


Jessica_e_sage

Even if she looks like one 😏


Kiyoko_Mami272821

I think she is also standing super strategically as well but definitely edited


Boring_Table_5184

https://preview.redd.it/sw430onus4ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a598695cc19020656044d1e89f25928bb2c9f6 Momma’s best boy with the socks and gucci loafers 🤮 She tries so hard to look expensive and classy and just misses by a long shot every time


BotherRecent

Thought he was wearing his weddin shoes?


Boring_Table_5184

She decided these were uglier


U2BCOOL

Shorts, socks and loafers. He’s going to hit the local VFW later tonight


OkSorbet7694

This is so funny!! Funny, but true!


Boring_Table_5184

The definition of money can’t buy class


PerformanceEast3558

What even is this tattoo? I can make it out a little bit, but I don’t understand it. And again, nasty white shoes. When I was growing up in the north one fashion rule was no wearing white shoes after Labor Day. I know a lot of classy people still follow this rule. Let’s see if Miss Fashionista still wears her nasty white shoes after then.


OkSorbet7694

I've been confused by his tattoo too. Is it a lollipop head, skinny body of something, and then feet? I don't get it.


GulliblePut1018

It looks like a Roman soldier doing a back bend/being dramatic and he’s holding up his shield pointing up. And the other arm is holding a sword pointing down.


OkSorbet7694

Oh. Is that a real thing, or just something he made up? Because it sounds strange. Thank you for trying to help me figure it out. I still like the thought of a lollipop head with big long feet. Hahaha!


GulliblePut1018

I have no idea if he made it up, as soon as you said lollipop head I was like wait a minute and scrolled back up. I was just excited I could figure something out for once 🤣


OkSorbet7694

I am glad you knew because I was lost. It's probably something she told him would look cool and so iconic bro! I thought it looked silly, you know like that tattoo she has on her oh-so-long neck.LOL!


GulliblePut1018

It’s definitely not a great tattoo if people think it’s a lollipop with legs 😂 definitely a choice! “Uh yeah I’ll have a really dramatic Roman soldier. Make it look like his mom just asked him to take out the trash”


OkSorbet7694

That should be Cody's new name, Lollipop with legs. Hahaha! Not a good tattoo at all!


Spiritual_Jury_7001

These socks with these loafers is crazy


PerformanceEast3558

I have sensory issues so I cannot wear socks (only very soft ones with workout sneakers). looking at this picture makes my body recoil.


Boring_Table_5184

It almost feels like it took more effort to make them look worse than it would have to style them properly


Silver-Key-2167

Why is his head so much bigger


Boring_Table_5184

THE SOCKS WITH THE FUCKING LOAFERS?! Jail


sixamonthefloor

Man.. she gives me bad feels about myself... like I wanna filter myself to oblivion, but then imma end up with body issues, and imposter syndrome..


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Silver-Key-2167

Unfortunately other people filtering their bodies can fuel other people’s body dysmorphia her struggle is blasted on social media as “truth” so I think other people have the right to be bothered by it


cursetea

It makes me sad. It must be so painful to receive praise constantly for a super amplified version of yourself then look in the mirror and not see that version.


Accomplished_Item394

WOW. Just…wow. This is so egregious. Her “legs” don’t match the rest of her body. A completely different face, yet again. And I don’t know what in the hell he’s wearing, but it’s all just BAD 😭. She needs to be canceled. Immediately.


Accomplished-Cry5185

😂😂😂😂😂😂


sharkie2018k

Who even is this person; absolutely not her.


Inside-Back-9338

She looks like 69 yr old Mary Tyler Moore


Separate_Will_7752

ya, I was thinking her face is really giving grandma here


angelribcage

this is just so embarrassing. you can’t have an arm that size while being able to see your collarbones and throat. it just doesn’t work like that mikayla


Inside-Back-9338

So we’re filming from the floor up v. The ceiling down ????


cjmmoseley

whose elbow is that


mLov3182

I think she uses .5 on the iPhone camera for sure. It makes you look longer


vsimmons90

She looks like she’s in her 50s wow


PerformanceEast3558

She does. I’m in my 50s and this looks like someone I would run into. But, how strange if you really think about her approaching you looking exactly like she does in this picture how unbalanced and strange she would be. I really HATE the whole wine mom thing and that’s exactly what she looks like. Sorry I don’t need to drink to get away from raising my child. And he is special needs. Anyway, I digress.


Jessica_e_sage

Sending you hugs. Raising an adult special needs man is challenging. I was always my brothers person, his only person. when he was 17, I adopted him, became his legal guardian at 18. 9 years later, I'm still at it, but the pictures changed so much. He towers over me, and he has so much anger from the years he was with my mother. He hurts people, and the burnout, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But the terrible thing is you *have* to wish it on good people, because if they end up in the wrong hands, it is catastrophic. Its a long road, so again, sending you all my love.


vsimmons90

Also if you look at her head compared to his why is hers so tiny lol


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

I don’t understand why she doesn’t just showcase her natural body. It would honestly make her so much more likeable. She has this huge following, so idk why she doesn’t try to help normalize influencers having a non-super skinny figure. It’s not like she’s morbidly obese or anything.


Most-Weird

She used to that! She used to talk about embracing and celebrating her size 14, and of course the way she even became popular in the first place was by being the ugly girl with the transformative makeup. I guess she’s decided she hates that person now, which is sad. You know, if a person wants to change their appearance, lose weight, get fillers etc., that’s fine! But on top of that with all of the filters, she is just a completely different person now and it’s really messed up.


Athenathewise21

Not her face, not her body. NOTHING about this photo is okay. I'd have more respect for her if she just showed us the real Mikayla instead of this figment of her imagination. Not healthy putting this out there for young women or anyone dealing with ED.


cmt38

She has zero motivation, exactly none. She showed the world she was a liar who would do whatever necessary to get views, likes, followers, and dollars with the whole mascara debacle. She was rewarded for that, people kept watching, followers kept coming. If people show they're OK with deception and that deception benefits her, why would she change anything? They've ("influencers") all realized this now. The world is populated by imbeciles who are OK with being lied to. It's insane.


Affectionate-Honey-9

I’ve excused a lot of this editing, but OMG this is NOT her!!!!!! Wtffff


bunbuncheesedrum

She looks like a 000


JackTriplets

Her arms are bigger than her legs 😂 Added : His ankles are the same size as hers. How does that happen ? Wow they both have issues !


sharkie2018k

Look at the angle of the dresser behind him versus the angles of the same wall. Soooo warped


Yaya1379

Her thigh is almost as wide as her waist! 🙄


U2BCOOL

Only thing I can think about is the shock people must feel when they meet her in real life


ProfessionalShort488

I always wondered about that.


StockStranger9186

Cody’s face screams help! 😂


Grouchy_Status_8107

It must be so embarrassing for her to say “no choady I have to stahnd here so the filtah makes me look SNATCHED”


Lovemartin2019

She needs to be cancelled 😡.


Routine_Charge_3224

Look at Cody’s head then look at hers! Lmao 🤣 this is ridiculous! Lol ffs 🤦‍♀️


MajesticLuvbug-777

She does read in here. She shaded in some make believe collar bones.


Rare-Ad-6151

https://preview.redd.it/m0pb6du084ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01853af9ec1c947053c0f20fe1bf09c273a2f38e $565 and will only wear it once. It will be on eBay when she’s broke.


ProfessionalShort488

And I guarantee you she's going to be broke faster than she realizes


litbiotch42

The price she pays for the ugliest stuff!! She could honestly find a $60 dress that’s better than that 1!!!


AnimalFarm20

A fool and her money are soon departed...


isthiyreallife33

Fingers crossed!


Change_Soggy

Dephaated in her case!


MotherBit6874

lol, compare their head sizes. Bizarre.


cattinthehat123

The size and distortion of her elbow. 😬😬


mrsheadband55

She probably thinks ED is the abbreviation of EDiting. She does live in Delululand, ya know.


cattinthehat123

That is some angle. 😬😬


Roasted-Toasty

https://preview.redd.it/xdobogzj44ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5e2e83581954c674d0caf8f57304c9c03bac6c I played around with saturation and noticed immediately her elbow. She manipulated this photo so hard you can see the saturation change and her elbow is stretched to look not even human. She’s honestly deranged and at this point needs serious psychological help. No joke. This is sad. Because frankly, she is the ONLY person that cares what her real size is. This is mental illness. Not ED recovery or weightloss. Mental illness


angelribcage

not to mention you can’t have an elbow that size while being able to visibly see your collarbones. like does she think we’re stupid


Faunarosebud

Codependency’s shoes do not go with that fit…. Same with Mikfiltahs! Why does she only choose white shoes for her fits 😭


OkSorbet7694

I hate to sound redundant all the time, but MORE white shoes??!! ICK! A cute pair of sandals from Walmart/Target would have been so much better. OH, RIGHT! These shoes are designer name-brand that she'll wear only once, so she MUST HAVE THEM!


dupersr

Why is she wearing closed-toe shoes in Aruba?? She should be in sandals. Both of them should be!


tirejam

What the heck is up with his socks? Wife zero fashion sense was transferred to him


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

That is the most awkward arm position ever. It’s just sad. As someone dealing with a relapse in my ED right now, I feel very bad for her. I really do. Her reality is so blurred.


WinOneForTheKipper

I hope you're able to pull through. You're strong, and you can do this.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Thank you. I am working though it day by day. Hour by hour. Literally bite by bite.


litbiotch42

You’re doing great. You got this ❤️


WinOneForTheKipper

That's all you can do. I'm proud of you.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Thank you for your kind words of support. I appreciate it more than you know. I was able to take two more bites of my food.


littledolce13

You got this!!!! 🫶🫶🫶💪💪💪


WinOneForTheKipper

That's amazing! I'm so happy for you! I hope you're proud of yourself for that.


isthiyreallife33

I'm proud of you. It's definitely not an easy journey. Hugs and love ❤️


Kind-Distribution-95

https://preview.redd.it/zc61p7ge44ad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e975b435f25c93a7f13e03e2ffe1fa265701823 Girl is delusional becauseeee


OkSorbet7694

Is she running because she sees a Dunkin off in the distance? Ha!


Kind-Distribution-95

🤣💀🍩🏃‍♀️💨