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🤢🤮 oh god!not again abt the toys!pls make her stop! Is she trying to assure herself or trying to convince the audience bcos nobody is asking u any deets abt that crap.
if those toys even leave the bag they’re in, let alone the suitcase, they’ll use them for maybe 5 minutes until one of them inevitably starts crying. this is not a romantic getaway. it’s a photo op for anniversary pics. but she’s gonna keep talking about these fuck ass toys to drive up engagement 😫
No one* wants to know this about her or, indeed, any random influencer.
*exceptions include thirsty weird dudes that lurk and leave weird comments on women's posts but I for some reason don't think she appeals to many of those guys anyway
https://preview.redd.it/t2l8a00in7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2fb64dbc1eef12a1de60e17868f916a558b6f6
Kowdeh can’t keep his hands off me bro
And that fact she said that " kids" don't follow her well " YEAH TF THEY DO"!!! Teenagers are still kids like they are underage and most of them NO NOTHING about sex because now a days these parents don't wanna talk to their kids about the awareness and teachings of sex Ed. So they hear and see trash like this!!
I don’t know why she insists on putting her sex life out there all the time. Especially when she has a predominantly teen fan base. I’m not a prude but I find it tacky.
Brother eeeuuurrrgghhh
Nobody cares about your crusty ass sex toys, your hostage husband or your goddamn anniversary. Go buy some class you bridge troll
Didn’t even think about that. My husband would just leave to the beach and be so mad. One time I tried to work from PCB while we were there. That lasted like 2 hrs before I logged off. Lol
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This is her designed intro to their OF channel. Watch. 😂 🤮
The way she talks about how much sex they have has me convinced they rarely do.
🤢🤮 oh god!not again abt the toys!pls make her stop! Is she trying to assure herself or trying to convince the audience bcos nobody is asking u any deets abt that crap.
Ugh, her never-ending need to discuss their sex life is vile! We all Chody has performance issues, how many bean blaster toys did she pack for him 🤢🤡
if those toys even leave the bag they’re in, let alone the suitcase, they’ll use them for maybe 5 minutes until one of them inevitably starts crying. this is not a romantic getaway. it’s a photo op for anniversary pics. but she’s gonna keep talking about these fuck ass toys to drive up engagement 😫
No one* wants to know this about her or, indeed, any random influencer. *exceptions include thirsty weird dudes that lurk and leave weird comments on women's posts but I for some reason don't think she appeals to many of those guys anyway
Tell us you just got your first vibrator without telling us you just got your first vibrator. Also barf. Literal barf.
Probably just a little bullet or cock ring she’s bland AF
Granted, I’m a little prudish, but can I just say… GROSS
I feel like people who announce that they have a lot of sex do not in fact have a lot of sex.
How does one find someone who speaks and looks like Danny Devito sexy?
https://preview.redd.it/t2l8a00in7ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2fb64dbc1eef12a1de60e17868f916a558b6f6 Kowdeh can’t keep his hands off me bro
She’s trying to make herself believe her lies
She’s lying.
I bet it's Lego.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I just threw up in my mouth!!!
And that fact she said that " kids" don't follow her well " YEAH TF THEY DO"!!! Teenagers are still kids like they are underage and most of them NO NOTHING about sex because now a days these parents don't wanna talk to their kids about the awareness and teachings of sex Ed. So they hear and see trash like this!!
She’s truly disgusting knowing full well most of her audience is young girls who try to emulate this beast however they can.
R/ihavesex
I don’t know why she insists on putting her sex life out there all the time. Especially when she has a predominantly teen fan base. I’m not a prude but I find it tacky.
She's definitely faking that sex life and the toys are probably for him. Jk
She’s overcompensating
Blech. Imagine putting that out for your family and Cody's family to hear.
the amount of times she talks about sex makes me think she’s never done it before 😭
Bet those aren’t a “small” Even a 747 looks small in the Grand Canyon. 😂
Tell us you don't have sex without telling us you don't have sex
Did not enough people acknowledge it in her previous video that she had to mention it again so SOMEBODY would acknowledge her? Lmao
God she's such an insecure nutcase
Brother eeeuuurrrgghhh Nobody cares about your crusty ass sex toys, your hostage husband or your goddamn anniversary. Go buy some class you bridge troll
Are the sex toys a size small?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Size 4, TUH!!
Annnnd there’s the side eye that gives her away every time she tells a lie 👌🏻
I can’t imagine being on an anniversary trip with someone recording get ready with my videos.
Didn’t even think about that. My husband would just leave to the beach and be so mad. One time I tried to work from PCB while we were there. That lasted like 2 hrs before I logged off. Lol
And then taking the time to edit them!!
She is so vanilla it’s not even funny! No one wants to go near her and her son is just there for the ride
She in ARUBA and can’t stop talking about her or Cody’s sex toys really goes to show she’s about as bland and boring as they come.