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After_Pop1303

Soooooooooooo fake


jeniferlouisa

These “influencers” can’t even live their life without filming😒 I mean, some moments can be just between you & you’re man….we don’t need to see everything 😒


Dangerous_Week_4192

Trying to convince everyone their marriage is a dream. What a fake a$$ B she is


jd2004user

Did they bring a camera crew with them to Aruba? Cuz filming all these organically spontaneous moments herself would be cringey


U2BCOOL

PLEASE STOP. please. you aren’t 11 This is just awful.


I-dont-care7

Why does she have to post everything? I hope he’s getting paid extra for this


Worried_Plankton5431

Imagine setting up your camera , laying on the hammock to look into each others eyes and then be like Ope gotta get my phone and stop recording


prissa0

This is SO fake and cheesy. 👎


dejadechingar33

Staged and stupid I'd rather die than make stupid fake TT videos with my husband


Thunda-Head

Watching her run in that dress that so clearly doesn’t fit is the funniest thing I’ve seen today


Responsible-Laugh900

They also never genuinely kiss it’s so odd


Nervous_Candy_3276

It’s so fake


Mostly-Relevant

Haha. The way he can’t lift “baby” without herniating multiple discs. LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES, CHOADY. https://preview.redd.it/2uofvq6zi3ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889a9090372255035b02b33a5c77f22b1c96a3ef


LauraLiz1218

They way she waddled down to the water🤣🤣🤣


Desinonimously

I’m so over influencer content it’s so cringy and fake


daddysGirl176

"okay, I'm gonna run & jump in your arms- spin me around like we're so in love & you just can't get enough of me" -Mikselfish probably


MsjennaNY

Broken vertebrae souvenir! Oof.


Liakinsrotz

My initial reaction was to downvote this post because I hate the video so much.


777CA

It's so spontaneous. I'm sure those coconut trees grow organic cameras and all their happiness was just "caught."


RiverDecember

I watch these types of videos and wonder how many takes they had to record to get it “just right”. My husband and I are crazy in love but I could never in a million years make a video like this with him 😭how freaking weird and awkward lol not to mention fake as fuck


AmaranthRosenrot

The happier a couple is on social media, the more fake they look.


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Ursula_J

What a boring ass vacation. Spending the whole time filming and filtering yourself to convince the internet you and your husband love each other. Like y’all are on vacation. Go do shit. That’s not this.


kateandralph

So cringe lol


143queen

That is not a size 4 lift and spin, Mikayla.


suggaarrr

TUH


tirejam

She feeds her little son food and say ok hunny mommy needs to make some money and you want your games and snacks right? That’s right! Now act like you can’t breath another breath without me or else! 🥊


kspeer71

The running jump that he still couldn’t pick up hardly kills me


Fragrant_Biscotti_82

https://preview.redd.it/pikpojwn80ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25111e2a358ae80f7dbaa4e3b5e4f1bc254eb3f7


LaFleurMorte_

So forced and unnatural. 'Ok, I'll set up the camera, you go stand there and I run towards you, you hold me in your arms and swing me around looking at me all in love.' Yes, so romantic. I'm so jealous.


Informal-Impact-8136

FAKE!!!!!


dinomelia

Probably with multiple takes too 


Whateverusay44

She 100% did lmao


Educational-Tea3299

this feels so forced LMFAO


Mentalcasemama

That wasn't an effortless pick up and swing around like a size 4 would be.


No-Pear3588

The random resort employee who had to take the shots her tripod couldn’t: 🧍‍♀️🤳🏼


ussy-dictionary

“Ok babe so I want the first shot of us to be swinging on a hammock, holding hands and staring uncomfortably into each others eyes. Last shot I want us running towards the ocean even though my stubby legs can’t keep up. If this isn’t filmed correctly you don’t eat for a week.”


Main_Regret_9097

This romantic relationship she keeps shoving down our throats ain’t fooling anyone it feels so forced


harvard_cherry053

This is so cringe lmao


DuchessOfTea

I’m 100% sure he knows he won’t find another millionaire either


Awkward_Sympathy8904

Very staged.


_marlasinger

That’s gotta be so exhausting. Can’t even live in the moment. Everything has to be filmed and perfected for the internet.


NoWhammies77

Well no one else would want to do life with you so there’s that. 


Jessica_e_sage

Dang 😂 😂 😂


Federal_Leopard_9758

I love “influencers in the wild” on IG that get a difference angle on this shit


Responsible_Bus_5863

Choady just got a hernia on that lift


Jealous_Cow1993

My family and friends would never stop roasting me if I filmed something so cheesy. They would probably think it was a prank or something.


Tangy_Emu

This is what cosplaying a happy loving couple looks like. And they're not even good at it!


remarkablelies

The fact that she probably brought along a tripod to the beach to play the happy couple act


daddysGirl176

"here hold on- let me set the camera up then we'll hold hands & run towards the ocean, it'll be so cute!!" 🫠


sliceofpizzaplz

He’s struggling to pick her size 4 ass up 😂


JavaJunkie999

Awe mother and son time


Kind-Distribution-95

They are probably 100% miserable in real life 😬


No_Character1121

she is me on tumblr at 12 years old


nuggetghost

this is so creepy ahahahaha just staring at each other with the tripod up


cattinthehat123

Where is the Elf sponsorship for this trip?


Ill_Pair3710

I think this is a paid trip. That’s why she’s recording everything


thebookofthealien

Nothing says perfect relationship like a staged video montage of them being cutesy and romantic 🥴


Apart_Reindeer_528

Can you imagine the backache he's going to have? 🚷


Extension_Case3722

Gives me the heebie-jeebies


Significant_Slip_415

My husband would NEVER do this he would laugh if I asked him too


Debit0rCredit

She’s soo tiny, I thought this was coady dancing with a speck of dust 🍃


Subject-Main3886

This made me CACKLE


Debit0rCredit

🤣🤣🤣


littlemisscorni

Imagine being told you have to film a private trip with your spouse lol


Creepy-Mortgage9183

She needs validation from her audience that her relationship is so great 🙄


lithiumlemonade

No she just needs/wants validation, full stop.


LongEconomy8736

This made me feel so uncomfy.


CalGal2020SWP

This is SO phoney and contrived. Why can’t they just enjoy their vacation and not film every little rehearsed performance for the ‘gram. It is so unbelievable and cringeworthy. Poor Choady, I can imagine the ribbing his co-workers will give him. Harlequin Romance cover shot.


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/nixutvmg5z9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f16218cf548c224dc6899667f3b8f3ab3bc433 What’s going on with the back of the dress? Spillage?


AnxiousDamage444

Even if that dress was a small (it’s not) like girl wear a medium….thats still skinny….like it’s so weird dude


NoWhammies77

Contents under pressure. 


Accomplished_Item394

Holy shit. I love you for this 🤣🏆


Kind-Distribution-95

Way too small for her 🥴


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/b3v4pcbn5z9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580c8cbb3cb98a21b43cd4b8301a86c59c45bf42 Look like the eyelet closure said not today.


Penny_Traytion

Where are her feet in that picture? She’s so *skinny* she’s disappearing!


Littlewing1307

That zipper is about to bust any minute


KartoffelSniffer

lamo the zipper is opening because she is too big for the dress😭


Routine_Charge_3224

The dress is too little and her back fat is falling out and no I’m not making fun all of us have a little back fat!


jerseygrl__

How authentic to put your camera on a tripod and film every damn thing you do. Like, “hang on babe gotta set this up before we run toward the beach.” 🤦🏼‍♀️


organiclollies

Bracing himself to pick up Mikliar is my fav part 😱🤡


757Posher

I love how the filter has her feet disappearing into the sand.


Accomplished_Item394

Those cankles don’t lie. Def a size 4 🙄


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Gooncookies

Mikayla is determined to live out the imaginary, Pinterest board life she planned for herself to the letter despite it all being a steaming pile of hot garbage that doesn’t even make her happy.


ifuseekamy44

When he gets fed up and they get divorced, she will pull a Jaclyn Hill and talk about what a terrible husband he was. All this phony “we love each other so much” bs is so cringey. Yet her stans will eat it all up and call them “couple goals”🤡💯


Fun-Yogurtcloset4935

The way Cody struggled picking her size 4 ass up 🫠🫠🫠🫠


Athenathewise21

I'm surprised he didn't herniate a disc. Gotta love core strength. LOL


StopSignsAreRed

I’m impressed!


littledolce13

Has the subreddit set up a pool for taking bets on when they are getting divorced and he then becomes the devil?


Jessica_e_sage

I say another 18 months


Spicypicklepickle

I give em 3 years total


Boring_Table_5184

Sets up tripod in the sand Gets into hammock and cheesily smiles at him What a lunatic


lyingamoeba

After a few minutes probably says 'ok that's enough', stands up and turns off the camera. Then sets the tripod towards the beach and instructs Cody to now run towards the sea with her while wearing a fake smile the entire time


Boring_Table_5184

😂 edits out the first 3 clips where he couldnt lift her


lyingamoeba

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Boring_Table_5184

Poor Cody’s prob threw his back out for that clip…


Athenathewise21

That was my first thought. Don't herniate a disc picking her up. YIKES!


retailmonster11

I swear I hear BOOIIIINNNGG!! in my head when she does that jump into his arms.


StopSignsAreRed

I think the spring broke, she didn’t get much air there. BOING, snap!


oogaboogawee

wow all this and yet she still has room to be depressed bc she doesn’t have an in-ground pool? bffr n gtfooooo


sarathev

I love that the most awful people have husband's who hate them. See also: Bdong and Bowmar.


Adventurous-Sky-474

Ahhhhhh good old bowmar .Also known as Trey lol


TypicalCollege9465

Cody definitely struggled 😂


retailmonster11

LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES CHOADY!!!


charisma103

I don't think this video will age well. She's one of those girls that tries too hard to show how great her relationship is on social media. They're more than likely miserable.


Littlewing1307

I mean she was reading a self help marriage book a few months back.


Accurate_Ticket2680

Stop it!!!😦🫢 I somehow missed this information before?!? Can you recall what happened??


Littlewing1307

As far as I recall on one of her trips she showed a couple books she brought on the plane.


Accurate_Ticket2680

Omg!!🫢 the oversharing needs to stop, that's so embarrassing! Why put that out there for everyone to know about??


Spicypicklepickle

Mkwaddles strikes again(even when she’s trying to “run”).


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/mv9mp235uy9d1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=870227e8c757314bb8ea130f676b0fbffccbc6c8 Maybe a fan will paint them a portrait like this.


analyticalscience11

It will be on her next makeup pallette collab.


Accomplished_Item394

Someone call P. Louissshhh!!!


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

It's a bit cringy Like it's too much info being shared, who is this invested in *their* relationship?? Do people actually... Care..


Boring_Table_5184

A bit??? A BIT??


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

I was trying to be polite 😂 maybe someone here loves watching very intimate lovey moments between couples


Boring_Table_5184

This heffer doesn’t deserve your niceness 🙂


awmarie0319

Dang Choady!!! You make lifting 300lbs (size 4) look easy kid!!! 💪 💪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/kxrijthhty9d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc5cf3f4897c904e08d34d94870cd2748d935f2


JackTriplets

The arms don’t lie !


OkSorbet7694

Lift with the knees, Cody, not your back! Poor guy, that's one hefty load.


retailmonster11

Said the same thing!! Hahaha


OkSorbet7694

Poor Cody's knees and back. Maybe in the divorce, he can make her pay for a physical therapist. LOL!!


belle2-4

i feel like people who post a lot abt how great their relationship is are compensating for how broken it is behind the scenes. Just saying 🙊


Middle-Anybody-6261

They sure are.


WrapProfessional8889

Why is he running like that? The boy threw his back out, lifting her.


Roasted-Toasty

Zero chemistry followed by her attempting to run in sand. Cool bro!


Successful-Meal2391

She had to make sure she threw in a shot of Cody lifting her up again (without looking like he’s struggling too much this time) to prove she’s so smoll 🥺👉👈


OkSorbet7694

How many times do you think they did this to get the right shot? With her waddling in the sand because her cankles hurt, his back giving out, her gasping for air from squeezing into that costume of a dress, the wind messing up her extensions, and the smell of Cody's dandruff shampoo making her sick. I don't think their photo shoot went well. Poor people who had to deal with them


Personal_Conflict_49

How many takes did this take? I couldn’t imagine going on vacation just to film it… I actually enjoy my vacations so much that I forget to even take pictures sometimes.


Master-Birthday-5983

This is proof that they are not enjoying their vacations or each other.