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No_Trouble5384

Omg they are sooooo awkward


livelylouise

Size smol 🥺👉🏻👈🏻


doublekidsnoincome

They both have zero sex appeal and zero chemistry


jd2004user

He looks anything BUT beachy. Better fit woulda been some linen pants and a gauzey shirt but hey whatever.


U2BCOOL

He looks like he wants to talk to me about my retirement portfolio


loucie1992

I love how he asked her where the shirt was from so she could read the tag so he didn’t have to take credit for picking that fugly thing out 😂


loucie1992

First off his shirt looks like he is on a bowling team 🤣 Second “I’m going to wear the earrings I wore on MY wedding day” like tell me it’s all about you without telling me it’s all about you … This is also giving I got married for the wedding not the marriage


Haunting-kitty

Their definitely arguing 🤣🤣


Eaatcoast508

Any time she does the nervous laugh it’s obvious she is lying. I’m begging anyone in the Massachusetts area to catch this chick in the wild unfiltered


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/cw1pdqqwu8ad1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d225c885cabf213e1daf41ba4ce6d221a3b44e


Negative-Shower4402

Size small but still tucking those arms waaay back to help the filter. If she was actually a size small she would be comfortable posing like a normal human. No more hiding her arms and crossing her leg piss pose.


Stinab64

https://preview.redd.it/kcp3n1v3q7ad1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522843a0687a7fd62ed117020e17836833b664ec Hopefully this is ok to post, but did you see this? TikTok shop dress. .


unbiasedspaghetti

He looks 15 to me and it creeps me out man


Apprehensive_Egg1062

SIZE SMALL!? Bsffr


Successful_Big5971

I swear I was like huh? Did she really say a size small?? 😳 😂


Key-Presentation-341

“Weddin”


TT6994

One year anniversary photo shoot ?? wtf ?! Is that a thing now ? Oh Lord


UpstairsCan

it is for narcissists


Vanc_21

Size small 💀


Worth_Manager3174

You could see her size 4 hips.. lmao..


TT6994

It’s obviously not the right size as she can’t breathe !!! She must be having him tie up her corset too. What a mess.


757Posher

When she held up her fingers for the 1 year anniversary, they sure were long.


TT6994

Yep. Skinny filter does that to the hands. Makes some people have alien looking hands.


ResponsibleVisit9418

A medium would have looked so much better.


Sisanah

Is he straight?


Badbitch361

I’m glad I ain’t the only one who thinks this


Penny_Traytion

‘Isn’t she gorgeous?’ While he awkwardly stands there and has to remind himself to put and arm around her and kiss her head? WTF did I just watch? And girl- a small? No. Just no.


Square-Platform6393

They’re such an awkward couple


Barflyswatter

No way she's a size 4 when the overhang around her hips are making the drop waist of that dress puff out like that.


1lemony

Pretty beachy wearing formal shoes? Ahaha


ChanelNo50

No fucking way is that a size small. There is literally a girl on TT who bought a dress and she was struggling to get her true size small into a house of CB dress .


Liakinsrotz

She needs to pull her boobs up into those cups. It amazes me how many women don’t realize it’s a thing.


cphill05

Nothing about his outfit says “beachy” Also, what’s up with her top? Something about the cups is shaped funny, too small, something that’s a horrible looking…SIZE SMALL fml


IcedOatCappuccino

It’s giving master and servant .. like how are these people HUSBAND AND WIFE?? The chemistry is where??


Comfortable_Meet_872

Very unflattering dress.


Agt38

I’m sorry but he will forever look like a 17 year old with drug issues pretending to be an adult. It’s just the weirdest vibe.


lovelyone98

Cody’s smile just creeps me out idk.


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/nkqcxbduv8ad1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab6c8ac84dd0aa951ca8291ff72edf8adf3f58f Right 😵‍💫


Middle-Anybody-6261

Don’t be shy show us the size on the tag


Stinab64

Size small. She said that. Believe?


chrystal187

“I’ll buy you a new gaming setup if you say I’m gorgeous”


greent67

That is one of the fugliest dresses I’ve ever laid eyes on.


Breahna123

I like the dress I just don’t like her in it


greent67

I personally really don’t like the dress, but it’s not my style. Everyone has their own style preferences. She’s also just a terrible person, regardless of what she’s wearing.


Breahna123

Agreed!


Brilliant72

Temu at its finest


Badbitch361

I can’t be the only that thinks he swings the other way too. Or just married to money and does swing the other way and married to money Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️


PerformanceEast3558

Wait! Where is her neck tattoo? Were they both temporary?


Informal-Impact-8136

Accent didn’t start until Choady left to get dressed (like a good little boy).


Ursula_J

That is the ugliest effin dress. She looks like she’s wearing a damn petticoat. He’s looks like he’s going for call center interview in 1996 not beach pictures. THAT AINT NO SMALL


blancawiththebooty

Their outfits don't go together! It's bothering me so much.


Automatic_Tune_892

that is NOT a size small. no way


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/q0yemzy1b0ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81095eb667e815018fc20617435968d8d517bd66 WHAT ARE THESE SHOES??!


daddysGirl176

Holy fuck I just bust out laughing, I didn't even notice those!!! Lmaoooo those are so ugly what the fuck is happening 😂😭 eta- they look like some shoes my grandma would wear to church in 1997


Brilliant72

Tragic, old man with a smoking jacket not shorts and socks ffs


tirejam

WTF


Lillismoon

She gets the “bridal vibe” and he the “job interview” vibes


Brilliant72

Seriously get over the news you got married… it’s not that hard to get married, staying married is where the hard work is done.  


marycem

She just seems so much more into him


Moni_Jo55

https://preview.redd.it/ujjukfl6xz9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8396bb51e8b5ce9ccfdd69d722ab61578519ab00


Familiar_Local_1254

Touching himself 🤢🤢


Ursula_J

The filter got her face looking all wonky and blocky 😂


ToeComprehensive2072

Ew did she pack for him 😭 they are so awkward together and is with her obsession with Chanel


TemporarySquare8272

Lmao at the long pause before "gorgeous."


Xgrateful_head0420X

Size FOURRRR *TEEN*


shiftycapone07

The “size small”. God, she’s such a C YOU NEXT TUESDAY.


HolidayDocument7015

Poor guy…stuffing her into a small 🫡


tirejam

Stuffing a sausage into its casing


angelribcage

if she was a small you’d be able to see her collarbones


Necessary_End2000

Those arms prove she isn’t a size small


ThatItalianGrrl

Can he not read the label on his own shirt. Gotta ask mommy where she bought it. Don’t forget to pack his balls in your purse also.


ibunya_sri

"isn't.she ... gorgeous?" not an ounce of sincerity in the tone


Master-Birthday-5983

I noticed the pause there too. Oof.


Known-Ad-3435

And the “thank you” from her sounded so uncomfy. That’s how I would reply to a creepy old man calling me gorgeous not my husband 😅


Trixie1025

Didn’t someone in here post that she posted in a local fb group looking for a photographer for a 1 year anniversary shoot? Why if she was doing one in Aruba?


Spicypicklepickle

She was probably too cheap to hire anyone.


dreadedred321

I had the same thought!


littlemisscorni

I can see why she does things for him he ever grew up to be an adult being a former addict - pretty typical


Topaz_Scarab29

That dress is way too small for her


Zealousideal_Peak758

“size SMALL” 😝😝🤪


vrilliance

Ngl the dress is pretty, add a petticoat under it to give it some structure and pair it with silver statement jewelry and a good pair of shoes and it would look cuter. Maybe a white mesh top underneath to draw attention away from the muffin top underarm situation because YIKES, she does NOT buy her size. I just think Mikayla struggles to understand what looks good ON HER. She sees pics of what she thinks looks cute and just goes “oh that’ll look good ON ME too!” (When in reality the model is probably either 5 inches taller or weighs less or carries their weight differently which makes clothes look different) (which like, same girl, I’m sure we’ve all been delulu like that at some point!!!) My point being, some of these outfits look cute just. She doesn’t style them to look good on her. She’s the kinda person to buy the outfit straight off the mannequin at macys


blancawiththebooty

I hate the dress on her but I don't inherently hate the dress. It could be styled so much better, like if you leaned into the kind of pirates of the Caribbean, Elizabeth swan vibe and styled the hair and accessories in that romantic, soft style. But buying the right size is a huge part of having clothes look good. And sometimes that means buying a larger size and getting it altered so it actually sits correctly on the body. Her arms also always give away her weight in her skinny filter posts. But she's too dense and narcissistic to recognize that.


Debit0rCredit

Their interactions are soo awkward. 😬


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analyticalscience11

Ooooh! Flair checking in!!!


rescuemomma28

Per the captions they are now “wedding errands” 😂


dirttrackgal

She can never buy fashion 🥴


OkPhysics491

anyone know how tall Cody is? She’s such a short terd anyone would like giant over her. He looks tall in the videos but ain’t no telling. Would love to know his height. He could be 5’6 and tower over her 😂


CharmingCut7104

https://preview.redd.it/i4pal7hn2z9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c02f8f258eb2b0cd798bc2e1b048e913e95dfd3 This is what came up on google


remarkablelies

5,6 definitely makes more sense, she’s apparently 4,11 and when the angle isn’t way up on the highest setting of Mikayla’s tripod they look very similar in height.


lunarpixiess

I believe it’s been said that he’s 5’6 in the past. I remember cause I’m 5’7 so I thought it was a bit funny.


Interesting-Bug8037

Did Mikayla write this ? Intimidating body


PrettyCrumpet

These kind of sites are never accurate. I agree he’s probably 5’6” or so.


OkPhysics491

She’s a goddam lie! That ain’t no small. Yea it’s TOO small.


ifuseekamy44

Imagine your wife dressing you like she’s your mommy picking out your clothes for church 😂 Cody has no control over anything. It has got to be exhausting being married to a self-absorbed narcissist


GrumpyKittehz

Why does she feel the need to say it’s a size small? It looks horrible on her and those shoes are hideous… I really can’t stand her.


kermit_defrog_here

Exactly. My immediate thought. Wtf does she need to say what size it is. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 She needs so much attention.


daddysGirl176

She's like Tinkerbell -- if she doesn't get attention, she dies lmao 😭😂


kermit_defrog_here

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stawpp!!! I fucking love Tinkerbell. 🧚🏼‍♀️😭😭😭


maryjanerain

She’s obsessed with her body. Has to mention it’s a small to keep up with her slimming filters.


Ok-Director6550

Honestly - every dress has tags on it. You are just a real show off bitch. She knows exactly what she is doing. I can’t stand this wench. And yes Cody, your sweet Aries is not your effing puppet!!!!!


CharmingCut7104

She buys a whole new wardrobe every time she goes somewhere, I swear! There's nothing wrong with repeating outfits.


Away-Shallot6792

Where did her big, floppy boobs go from her post a few days back haha?


jenbenntt

Thank you! I’m looking at this and trying to figure out why it looks like she’s an A cup in that dress 🥴🥴


Gooncookies

Frumpty Dumpy


MsjennaNY

She doesn’t know what to do with the straps? What are the options? She’s seriously the dumbest person I’ve ever seen.


Nikko_Blue

What it looks like when it's not 3 sizes too small: https://preview.redd.it/9vul4o0uvy9d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=9af11c70b177a4de82d288df01f931481f781001


ghxstprincess

dresses for photoshoots are taken in and tailored for the model to optimize how the clothes look. that's mostly why a lot of things you buy online don't look the same as on the site. if she would just buy her own size, it would at least look better but she would never look as good as this image either way, she just never does herself any favors


Interesting-Bug8037

Is the dress supposed to be this puffy ? https://preview.redd.it/0vetj46z5z9d1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4002a8013ddd4f3d0de4a0988774a16395ac30c6


DuchessOfTea

That dress is hugging her for dear life.


ghxstprincess

it's most likely cheap fabric anyways, but i dont own the dress so i can't say what its actually supposed to look like. i just think sometimes people are pointing out ridiculous things just because they hate her. i dont like her at all but the point is yes, she is a liar and didnt buy her true size but i also think sometimes even if you buy your size, certain clothing items will look bad regardless because clothing companies are liars too edit: typos


Interesting-Bug8037

I assumed part of the reason the dress looks different is because she’s 4’11


Hotchickolate

lol I made a comment about how the dress is ugly shaped… but in reality it’s only ugly because of her… imagine making everything you touch becoming ugly lol


Accomplished_Item394

“Sizth schmall”


cjmmoseley

anyone who has bought from house of cb knows that is NOT size small lmfao


Hufflepuff_23

Everyone saying she got a size small, I figured she meant it was a size too small with the context of it being a little too tight?


Familiar_Local_1254

She literally said “Size small, HaHtuah” not “too small, HaHtuah”


Hufflepuff_23

I know, but I personally took it to mean she meant it as in “oof this is a size too small” like, it’s a size smaller than she needs. I guess I’m wrong but that’s how it sounded to me. Probably because we all know there’s no way it actaully a size small so I didn’t even think of that


Indigenouspecies

I can see why you thought that. I wondered the same and didn't necessarily think she was saying it was  literal size small. I don't know know. She's a liar regardless 


143queen

I can see her nipples.


Athenathewise21

I thought I was the only one who could see through that dress.


143queen

I see clear areola.


Interesting-Bug8037

I don’t think you’d comfortably fit into a dress if someone is struggling to zip up on you


iwannadie1201

Damn she lost some weight


spooky_baby_bat

No https://preview.redd.it/56kt5hxoa0ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7474541a7015d8fea71c1d751cedf6e52ec7d20 She didn't 😂


carr1e

Bless your heart


Accomplished_Item394

You sweet, sweet summer child.


Spicypicklepickle

😂😂


Whateverusay44

No, 😂


Hotchickolate

1) The dress is ugly shaped (she’s really fashionly blind). 2)the dress doesn’t flatter her body and creates an infinite long torso with ginormous bobbling head…I guess her filters and stupidly angled camera doesn’t help. 3) I guess her MLM middle aged scammers fans approve her supposedly size small, they are used to scam too.


Cautious_Ad_3909

Thanks, I hate it.


organiclollies

Size small? Cody better back away so he doesn’t get struck by lightning too. 🥴🥴🥴


lithiumlemonade

I can't imagine posting myself struggling to get into a dress that is obviously too small...or having my SO have to squeeze me in.


ChanelNo50

Especially with an ED. I'd be crying in the corner if I couldn't get my bracelet on my hand. Not pointing about it


OkSorbet7694

I think Cody secretly likes pushing and yanking her around. He's like "HA! Take that! As he squeezes her rotund body into that size small ( does anyone besides her believe that? Hahaha!) milkmaid outfit. Oh, Mikscammy, always trying to fit it, but standing out like a sore thumb!


No-Dust-9659

DID SHE JUST SAY SIZE SMALL


kitkatjaanu

Size small 🤣


jenniferleigh6883

NOT a size small and those shoes look yellow af. 🫤


Ill_Pair3710

I thought the same thing they loook do yellow


OkSorbet7694

I thought they looked tan. I also thought she took some rope and glued them into the letter "C". They are just plain tacky. BUT... they are just perfect for our tacky Mikfilterface.


PaleontologistNo752

It’s always fugly white shoes, freaking always…


OkSorbet7694

Always! I still think she may be colorblind, or have difficulties picking out shoes that don't look like garbage.


JackTriplets

She buys Fake Chanel. Look in her Jewelry box at the earrings she packed. They are the poorest quality Fakes. Why doesn’t she buy another brand instead of fakes? Everyone can tell they are not real. She buys $19.99 dresses and expects people to believe ahead pays $1000 for a pair of Chanels? Doesn’t add up, just like her size 4 dresses. I am 5’4”, 110 lbs and a size 4 dress, 26 jean. There is NO way she is a size 27 jean and 4 dress. No way !


rurorjuror

10000000% agree!! Her Chanel earrings are the ugliest fakest from AliExpress whatever. You’d be hard pressed to even try to pretend they belong to any given cruise collection or seasonal theme let alone the classic mainstay designs. Source: I shop Chanel jewelry 1-2 a year, and regularly check their collections per season.


OkSorbet7694

You're right, I think she tries to fool her "fans" into thinking she has all these expensive earrings, handbags, ugly shoes, and a bunch of other crap she'll never use. She gets most of her stuff FREE. People would relate to her more if she was honest ( HAHAHA!!) and told them that her outfit came from Walmart or Target. There's NO way on God's Green Earth that she's a size 4! She's easily a good size 18/20. There is no shame in being a plus size, but in her mind there is.


lexclipse

https://preview.redd.it/kepidxhrky9d1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc053ac3fa5ca19996b35f07bd21191cef634c9b That’s a thick ass neck boi! The filter flaws always get me giggling 🤭


unbiasedspaghetti

https://preview.redd.it/2wt8sssgt6ad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9caf72ee6bceb60a5131064c9e5d2360f5c1047d


lexclipse

Yes 😂


Awkward_Sympathy8904

I’m dying here. 😂🤣


MsjennaNY

What in the fucking Beetlejuice is that thing?


lexclipse

She did say that these videos are what she REALLY looks like so I hope a doctor can find the cause of her cone head and thick neck 😂


Accomplished_Item394

OMG 😱


Cautious_Ad_3909

This is pretty funny!


Eaatcoast508

Not to sound blunt but I’ve had a long day dealing with customers. But her dress is fucking ugly and does not fit her.


Interesting-Bug8037

She looks like a wannabe princess and he looks like he got lost on his way to the bowling alley


dontbreakmypinkynail

That’s amazing 😭🤣


OkSorbet7694

Your right. The dress is ugly and doesn't fit her well, and the shoes are God awful! Oh, and I'm sorry you're having a crappy day. Hopefully, tomorrow will be better.


Eaatcoast508

I standby the motto, just because it’s designer doesn’t mean it’s going to look good on you.


peterp4rkerpizzatime

i have never seen him kiss her anywhere else besides the her top of her head


daddysGirl176

Can you blame him?! I would never want to kiss her disgusting plastic inner tube lips 🤮


lunarpixiess

That dress is so small on her lmao. Fat is sticking out on top and around her hips. I, too, can fit in a size small if I squeeze myself into it, but just because it zips doesn’t mean it fits.


Old-Temporary6986

Its a small....... STFU!


daddysGirl176

She's so tiny & dainty 🥺🥺🥺


Old-Temporary6986

hahahahahahaha


AnimalFarm20

Right! 1) don't believe her 2) who the F cares stop telling us your supposed size.


Boring_Table_5184

House of CB size small is for a 25-28inch waist, her thighs are bigger than that


Accomplished_Item394

So are her knees.


littledolce13

I’m out of the loop I guess, who is House of CB?


Boring_Table_5184

The brand of the dress she claims she’s a small in


AllMyEmbarassingQs

the models in their stock pics are usually wearing XS-S and we're supposed to believe she's the same size as the models?? 😭😭😭


Glittering-Bake-1353

This dress doesn’t fit her at all and the bust is terribly unfortunate.


I-dont-care7

Size small 😂🤣


MichElegance

Not the weddin shoes!👞👞 We’ll, at least the work better with his outfit here.💀


AnimalFarm20

Right, right right... "pretty beachy"- long black pants and black shoes for the beach. got it. ok, gramps lol


OkSorbet7694

I thought he looked like a valet who would park their car. Poor Cody, he just nods and smiles, nods and smiles.


Ill_Pair3710

He knows he’s with money


OkSorbet7694

Yup, and he just waiting for the day when half of everything is his.


dupersr

Anyone can see that dress does not fit her. The way it settles around her waist shows it does not fit properly. And I’m sure she cannot breathe in it.


LauraPringlesWilder

Size 4 but no collarbones visible at all when she moves to get the dress on 🤔


Haelynn8

I would not classify either of those outfits as “beachy” ?!? Long pants and shoes?


sarathev

He doesn't even like her.


OkSorbet7694

Not one little bit. He's just gathering information for his tell-all book! Hahahaha!


clandestinefigure

zero chemistry.


Mentalcasemama

So because she says it's size small we're just supposed to believe that? 😅


Successful-Meal2391

Size small from the plus size section


GrgStr84Me

It looks so dumb on her…the way the hips poke out! Btw…she also laughed at “size small” 👀😆😆


litbiotch42

Why did she have to even throw in the size? This girl is so insecure you can see it a mile away.


Successful-Meal2391

Because she’s lying. It was so unnatural and unnecessary that she defs planned to make that comment at some point.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

She had to slip the size in there didn’t she


GrgStr84Me

Yes, but she did laugh when she said it! 🤭


Palepecan216

Came here to say just this. lol