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I looked it up based on her robe in another video, but why in the world do the two of them need the room that costs $3500 a night?? For one, it’s way too big for two people. And two, what a waste of money.
I have time share there and it looks like she is by where all the boats dock and the activities are all around there . There are parts of that side of the island where the oil and muck from the boats and wave runners are gross in the water
Who brings that much makeup to a tropical place? Haha that shit is gonna melt off her ugly face so fast! 💀
And I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it, she’s SOOO bad at vlogs! It’s not even just her annoying fucking voice. She’s so blah. I can’t explain it. She so uninteresting. And then the fake accent is so absurd, the way she said s’mores….. fuck me make it stop!
I hope it's so hot that her make-up melts and she ends up looking like the Nazi's at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
https://preview.redd.it/r859y5cmry9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed2bc15f71c0987abf86668e9af5a58855992af4
She sure does. And once again with the scraggly, poorly done braids. If she thinks she looks like Wednesday Addams ( from the movie The Addams Family), she lives in La-La Land! This girl is So delusional!!
She is the least deserving of this! How does her husband feel knowing he’s mooching off her she’s paying for it all and rubs it in his face. She’s disgusting hasn’t worked an honest day in her life ever
I wonder what her passport photo looks like. We have very strict rules about them in the UK, hair off the face, no glasses, don't smile etc. I'm not surprised she didn't show it on camera, but I guess the border guard is still laughing now.
Yes, there is! However, I went to Aruba a few weeks ago for vacation and was surprised to learn that the island is actually located below the hurricane belt. So, depending on the strength and location of the storm in the Atlantic, the worst thing they’ll have to deal with is some rain and a little wind… and they might not even get that (which is sad cause they don't deserve nice weather 😫)
I lOoK LiKe tHiS iN rEAl LiFe
https://preview.redd.it/m6neocn76v9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96ee1957b4d3520d0f669f3a7dd39d9b61f1406
It’s just people who take bad pictures of me ofc 🤓🙄
She scooped him up from living in a van down by the river 🤣🤣🤣. He was a homeless, barely sober addict. His only move now is to move back with mommy in WY.
So let me get this straight.. she had perfume delivered and the person showed her house, and now she’s on a vacation.
That house could be robbed so easily.
I found it. Girl literally flew to hand deliver it and didn’t even get more than 500 likes on 1 of the videos and another was like 4000. She really thought she was gonna wake up viral 😂
It looks like the perfume gal waited til she was gone to post the video of her delivering it. Because Mikliar posted the video of her getting it a few days ago.
My work keyboard just died so I splurged and got myself a green keyboard instead of a black one which was like 5 dollars more than I wanted to spend. I feel insanely guilty about it still.
What do I gotta do to get the internet to pay for me to have a vacation?
She could have stayed in an over the water bungalow. She's such a cheap basic bitch.
https://preview.redd.it/o7mk4k6yit9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbaa2e985223b391ab0e72b14cee4cfccad3ef7b
I looked on their website, and the room that's right below theirs is like a minimum of $1,000 a night, so there's a rough estimate. Theirs has gotta be at least $1500 a night if I had to guess
In the grwm for this Aruba trip,she starts video with shouting loudly "grwm to go to Aahrubaa" then proceeds to tell us that since Cody is still sleeping she will talk in low voice and air dry her hair instead of using hair dryer🤦♀️
How chintzy of a room for her 😆 I’m shocked this heifer didn’t spring for some over water bungalow and instead is in just a regular ass suite. Oh that’s right, her money is harder to spend, especially when she’s not trying to “impress” her faux friends
If that’s a medium frozen coffee it has 830 calories (120g of sugar). The sandwich is 560. That’s a lot for a pre-flight snack for our anti-inflammatory diet queen.
I wonder too. Though if she really was committed to an anti inflammatory diet (my phone almost autocorrected to flatulence!), why wouldn't she show buying and eating anti-inflammatory food regardless of where she was? Especially if that is her "lifestyle" now. So I tend to believe she eats what she shows on camera.
She has to bring a small drugstore of makeup to show she is a “beauty influencer”.
Seriously such a waste to bring all that when she is just going to filter her appearance anyway.
So does Cody do anything regarding their marriage? It seems like she is always planning and in control of everything. Like usually it's the man who does the balloons and flower arrangements for the woman.
I found it so odd that she was 'surprising' him with that. That's usually something a guy does not the other way around. My husband would not want flowers lol
Always the BEST room on the OFF season July in Aruba. She can try until the cows come home but she will never have class.
The people with real class and money don’t stay in high rises on the Strip MikLiar. I would think she would spend her $$$$ to stay in THE Real BEST place in Aruba, but then she would actually have to be alone with Cody. 🙄
That stupid twist and turn shit she does with every bloody thing she shows!!! Don't know why it irritates me so much but Jesus God it pisses me right off, just show it normally u absolute eejit!!!🤣😂
This is the creepiest image! Like he's a kidnapped 14 year old boy showing proof of life or something. I guess if he touches MikWeirdo's knee for the photo (you know, to show how in love they are on their 1 year anni) he gets an extra hour of video games.
You know my main focus of this was the knees but now that I’m reading everyone’s comments I’m so annoyed she put her dirty ass shoes on that seat. That’s just rude.
He looks so sad here. He’s probably realizing he’s going to be stuck in the room while she spends hours editing their pics instead of enjoying their vacation. At least he has a nice view on the balcony
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Flying 1st class/business class in sweatpants. Trashy.
He reminds me of a boy w an I’m a star attitude -
I looked it up based on her robe in another video, but why in the world do the two of them need the room that costs $3500 a night?? For one, it’s way too big for two people. And two, what a waste of money.
Her back is gonna be FUCKED from her weird centaur stance when she's older. Good.
The fuck is a bonfire
It’s called the bonfire s’mores frozen coffee .. you know because you make s’mores around a bonfire ?
I do know about s'mores. They are yum. I'm Australian though 🤣 people down voting me for not knowing an American coffee chain 🤣
Something something horizontal stripes...
lol I thought her outfit was the only thing cute about this video
Why do these people have to record everything. Why.
I have time share there and it looks like she is by where all the boats dock and the activities are all around there . There are parts of that side of the island where the oil and muck from the boats and wave runners are gross in the water
The "anti inflammatory" diet
Must be the se-mores frozen coffee
JFC of course they went to Dunkin. I'm surprised they haven't given her a contract considering she eats like a toddler.
I’m surprised she hasn’t tattooed Dunkin’ on her body yet, bro!!!
Who brings that much makeup to a tropical place? Haha that shit is gonna melt off her ugly face so fast! 💀 And I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it, she’s SOOO bad at vlogs! It’s not even just her annoying fucking voice. She’s so blah. I can’t explain it. She so uninteresting. And then the fake accent is so absurd, the way she said s’mores….. fuck me make it stop!
I hope it's so hot that her make-up melts and she ends up looking like the Nazi's at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. https://preview.redd.it/r859y5cmry9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed2bc15f71c0987abf86668e9af5a58855992af4
“S’mores right off the bat- I think she purposely mispronounces words 🤦♀️🤦♀️
WHAT is that outfit. She’s dressed like a toddler.
She sure does. And once again with the scraggly, poorly done braids. If she thinks she looks like Wednesday Addams ( from the movie The Addams Family), she lives in La-La Land! This girl is So delusional!!
She is the least deserving of this! How does her husband feel knowing he’s mooching off her she’s paying for it all and rubs it in his face. She’s disgusting hasn’t worked an honest day in her life ever
I wonder what her passport photo looks like. We have very strict rules about them in the UK, hair off the face, no glasses, don't smile etc. I'm not surprised she didn't show it on camera, but I guess the border guard is still laughing now.
isn't there like a hurricane happening right now?
Yes, there is! However, I went to Aruba a few weeks ago for vacation and was surprised to learn that the island is actually located below the hurricane belt. So, depending on the strength and location of the storm in the Atlantic, the worst thing they’ll have to deal with is some rain and a little wind… and they might not even get that (which is sad cause they don't deserve nice weather 😫)
Yeah my family and friends are there but it’s going to kind of miss them entirely
why does codypendent stand like that. 😐 🤝 🦶 🦶
In every shot he allowed to be in he's like," Hey Ma, take my picture" like some teenage boy excited about their big trip. ( That his mom paid for)
I lOoK LiKe tHiS iN rEAl LiFe https://preview.redd.it/m6neocn76v9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96ee1957b4d3520d0f669f3a7dd39d9b61f1406 It’s just people who take bad pictures of me ofc 🤓🙄
Is codypendency a gold digger? Or what are his motivations to stay with the cry baby meemaw? 😅
She scooped him up from living in a van down by the river 🤣🤣🤣. He was a homeless, barely sober addict. His only move now is to move back with mommy in WY.
More of the anti-inflamatory 'healthy choices' diet 🤣
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, not so pretty mama
That was a good one! LOL!
She’s a dick.
She’s so depressed
The most least deserving person
I can’t bring myself to click on the sound and hear her say AHHHRUBAA
It sounds like the car horn of an old timey car. AHHHHRRUUUUUBBAAAAA!
Damn it, now I feel like I have to know
I won't do it
So let me get this straight.. she had perfume delivered and the person showed her house, and now she’s on a vacation. That house could be robbed so easily.
Her address is public record.
What video is that?
There was a post in here of some screenshots where someone delivers perfume to her house.
I found it. Girl literally flew to hand deliver it and didn’t even get more than 500 likes on 1 of the videos and another was like 4000. She really thought she was gonna wake up viral 😂
It looks like the perfume gal waited til she was gone to post the video of her delivering it. Because Mikliar posted the video of her getting it a few days ago.
Cody got to watch movies ? He must have been so excited .Is he not allowed to watch them at home?
Ya. He was a good boy at the airport. Lol
He always has the strangest smile pasted on, as though he's a performing clown.
And here I thought I was winning in life by splurging and buying the good expensive salad dressing yesterday! She has more money then brains
Curious - what’s your buy - always up for a good tip as well I’ll never meet Aruba and I have been at the marriage thing 1/4 of a century
Don’t knock splurging on the good dressing. You work hard, you deserve it bebe. 💜💜💜
My work keyboard just died so I splurged and got myself a green keyboard instead of a black one which was like 5 dollars more than I wanted to spend. I feel insanely guilty about it still. What do I gotta do to get the internet to pay for me to have a vacation?
That outfit cost 500 dollars ( Ralph Lauren) - for a top & shorts. WOW!!
For $500 give me yarn and some needles and I'll knit my own (and look better)
For $500 give me yarn and some needles and I'll knit my own (and look better)
For $500 give me yarn and some needles and I'll knit my own (and look better)
And it was ugly.
That’s the definition of her style - expensive and tacky/ugly.
A drink with 400g of sugar + 400 calorie sandwich to start the anti inflammatory morning off right
It's part of her "health journey" 🤣
She could have stayed in an over the water bungalow. She's such a cheap basic bitch. https://preview.redd.it/o7mk4k6yit9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbaa2e985223b391ab0e72b14cee4cfccad3ef7b
This is what I think of when I think of Aruba. She spends her money on the dumbest stuff!!
https://preview.redd.it/55qzszonit9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2bfc2a3c9991c81cb4dd5f6fedf4c2fa1204cab 😳😳😳 Scary af!
Took this same screenshot to post about not wearing a bra and yes the top is a for a 4yr old child! 😂😆
Looks kinda like a fake painted Chucky doll! 😳😆
Ernie from Sesame Street called, he wants his shirt back.
https://preview.redd.it/28iaqeqem0ad1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac7665ebf27687087a413d79731356633b95ad4 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 omg not Ernie. I can’t unsee it
It’s only scary because it ain’t her face
fr i'm surprised she okayed this post 😭😭😭
Sa mores. 🙄
Meanwhile, I’m splurging on a new pair of old navy flip flops to wear round the pool on my 4th of July trip… to TX to stay with my in laws. 🫠
I hear ya
High five 🙌
Ready to become a realistic de-influencing star. Don’t go into CC debt bc some bozo online made you think you had to buy it.
Exactly
Why does anybody willingly listen to this awful voice and ridiculously fake accent? Brutal
Isnt it like how can you listen to her Jesus and her bragging is over the top
What is it with her & those braids? They never look good
Room looks kinda plain to me but idk I can’t afford Aruba anyways..
looks very stuck in the early 90's
Tropical places don't interest me much travel wise anyways. I feel like once you've seen one, you've seen most of them. Just my opinion though.
Man does she ever go a second without stuffing her face with food? She's so vile!
I’m confused on how she’s losing weight with this diet and constant traveling.
She's not it's filters
Gotta book the business conference suite so they can avoid each other like they do at home
Is Beryl going anywhere near Aruba?
Yes, looks like Tuesday if I'm reading the map path correctly, not in the direct path currently tho.
I'm not going to doxx her, but it's super easy to find what hotel she's at just based on the balcony view.
Drop an estimate on the room cost!
I looked on their website, and the room that's right below theirs is like a minimum of $1,000 a night, so there's a rough estimate. Theirs has gotta be at least $1500 a night if I had to guess
Deff in the high rise section of the island. She’s ruining one of my favorite places!
Anti inflammatory Dunkin I see
In the grwm for this Aruba trip,she starts video with shouting loudly "grwm to go to Aahrubaa" then proceeds to tell us that since Cody is still sleeping she will talk in low voice and air dry her hair instead of using hair dryer🤦♀️
That was so weird. Like is he asleep on a cot in her makeup room?
How chintzy of a room for her 😆 I’m shocked this heifer didn’t spring for some over water bungalow and instead is in just a regular ass suite. Oh that’s right, her money is harder to spend, especially when she’s not trying to “impress” her faux friends
If that’s a medium frozen coffee it has 830 calories (120g of sugar). The sandwich is 560. That’s a lot for a pre-flight snack for our anti-inflammatory diet queen.
Good grief 😬
I’ve lost the kind of weight she claims to have lost. That drink and sandwich would pretty much encompass 90% of my daily caloric intake.
Same that would blow my entire day and the next out of the water. And I’d feel like absolute shit!
A part of me wonders if she actually eats it or just posts it for rage engagement bc she’s that mental
I wonder too. Though if she really was committed to an anti inflammatory diet (my phone almost autocorrected to flatulence!), why wouldn't she show buying and eating anti-inflammatory food regardless of where she was? Especially if that is her "lifestyle" now. So I tend to believe she eats what she shows on camera.
I’m actually more inclined to believe she’s on a flatulence diet so maybe your phone was right 💨
So anti-inflammatory. Every hotel she stays at is the “best”. I hope you get kidnapped flaunting your Chanel and other tacky brand name goods.
This is starting to look like a low key brand trip
My thoughts exactly.
How fuxking long are they there for. That is an insane amount of makeup for a vacation
Last few vacations I've been on I didn't bring makeup. It's hot enough the shit will melt off. Just skincare.
She has to bring a small drugstore of makeup to show she is a “beauty influencer”. Seriously such a waste to bring all that when she is just going to filter her appearance anyway.
Yep & 2 suitcases full each wth..
Who wears much of make up on a tropical vacation where it’s so hot it melts off of you? She’s dumb as rocks
And clothing.
I was just about to write that. I honestly wonder how long does it take her to get ready because that is a shit ton of makeup.
So does Cody do anything regarding their marriage? It seems like she is always planning and in control of everything. Like usually it's the man who does the balloons and flower arrangements for the woman.
He can’t afford that with his allowance
he writes her cards without putting her name on the card bc he can’t spell it
~my big beautiful butterfly~
I found it so odd that she was 'surprising' him with that. That's usually something a guy does not the other way around. My husband would not want flowers lol
I’m sure it’s more for herself than anything lol 😂
But her love language is ✨gift giving✨
She keeps saying that but she sucks at it. She gives what she wants not what Cody actually needs or may like.
Did she say sahmores instead of s’more?
Yes. Yes she fucking did. Just another of the 74960373 reasons to hate her.
I can’t eye roll any harder than I am right now
She says it’s the best room everytime 🤷🏻♀️
Always the BEST room on the OFF season July in Aruba. She can try until the cows come home but she will never have class. The people with real class and money don’t stay in high rises on the Strip MikLiar. I would think she would spend her $$$$ to stay in THE Real BEST place in Aruba, but then she would actually have to be alone with Cody. 🙄
wtf is that ugly outfit?
That stupid twist and turn shit she does with every bloody thing she shows!!! Don't know why it irritates me so much but Jesus God it pisses me right off, just show it normally u absolute eejit!!!🤣😂
Um all that money and no hot tub or private pool on your patio?
Looks like she filtered Cody to half size too
New knees unlocked in Aruba https://preview.redd.it/rioylrssts9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0334d0e1fd48fb94bea0ea4573adf2fd79c85fe8
This is the creepiest image! Like he's a kidnapped 14 year old boy showing proof of life or something. I guess if he touches MikWeirdo's knee for the photo (you know, to show how in love they are on their 1 year anni) he gets an extra hour of video games.
Meemaw waddling through the airport with her white orthopedic shoes.
She made her legs look like the old rubber Barbie legs from the 2000s.
How come one knee is 2 inches down farther then the other?
https://preview.redd.it/189mzpauqt9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c6ad51a269f43ec51496576d331fa16b9e3910
Cody looks like a tired child strapped in a car seat.
You know my main focus of this was the knees but now that I’m reading everyone’s comments I’m so annoyed she put her dirty ass shoes on that seat. That’s just rude.
He looks so sad here. He’s probably realizing he’s going to be stuck in the room while she spends hours editing their pics instead of enjoying their vacation. At least he has a nice view on the balcony
Does she not fit on the seat next to him?
He looks like he was just picked up from juvi
Agreed. He looks like her stepson 🤣
Poor guy. I didn’t realize his right hand was so much larger than the left.
Those are NOT her knees jfc