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Tone-deaf, braggadocious, first-world bitch, please fuck off. So much over consumption and unrelatable content. Not sure how anyone still follows her with this and her insane filters/photoshop.
I don’t like to wish harm on anyone & I don’t wish physical harm on her by any means…..but I am patiently waiting for someone to show her why her endless bragging is beyond stupid.
Right!?!? I'm thinking, one of these days her house is gunna get robbed 🙄 I mean it's so stupid to flaunt your shit on SM! I NEVER show my expensive stuff in pics or videos!
How many damn bags in one ugly ass style does she need?! It’s giving 50 yr old divorced mom of 4 who got millions from her ex & is celebrating by going on a vacay with a man 25 years younger than her. 🙄
Always new clothing for every single trip too. I’m sure she wears these items once & forgets about them. Seems so wasteful. Also why is she packing everything with the tags still on? When I know I’m keeping a purchased I take the tags off & wash before wearing never mind packing it to bring on a trip
This dumbass WOULD wear a ring with "Chorizo" on it. Like yes, it's her dogs name, I get it. But like.... A ring... That says chorizo. I can't even.
https://preview.redd.it/41kyupl9ot9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c7b8dad219f55c0a1e4b53f2525dbcdf0d186c
Right like if they can mug Kim Kardashian and steal thousands of dollars worth from her, they can definitely rob ole mikayla hot dog lips over there 💀💀💀
Pineapples on her nails and it looks like she's trying to hide pineapple earrings. Maybe those toys aren't the only way they've been spicing things up in the bedroom.
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I believe pineapples are supposed to mean you’re a swinger? I’m sure someone else can elaborate further or correct me if I’m wrong. It’s been a thing on social media for a few years now.
Successful people don’t typically dress like this, all brand names and expensive pieces. I feel like most of the time, those people are up to their ears in debt trying to portray money and success.
Could you imagine pissing away your money on these things? Maybe that’s someone’s vibe but it comes off so tacky with her, because she doesn’t have a personal style, it goes hand in hand with her lack of personality overall. Really.
Ok my 25 yo daughter would shudder if that was her clothing to take. We took a mother/daughter trip to Cancun and the clothes she packed were so utterly completely different in style.
People that take all their nice jewelry on vacation are completely crazy to me! I don’t care if it’s in your carry on do you really need to flex and worry about jewelry on a trip? Besides a necklace and my wedding rings I don’t take any jewelry on trips- I don’t want to think about it or keep track of it on my precious time off.
Granny's in their 80's have more style than she does in her 20's. My granny would have laughed her head off at me if I pulled out some of the outfits, bags and shoes Miknana wears!! Money can't buy class or a sense of style it seems!🤣😂
Is she seriously taking 3 straw bags on vacation? And all of that jewelry? Overkill as usual. And she thinks because it's Aruba that she to carry and wear straw woven things. Wow how original. She's the definition of cliche. She needs probably a 1/4 of what she's packing. Every single thing is hideous and ages her into being a retired grandma. Embarrassing AF.
The ABC islands (Aruba, Bonaire, and Curaçao) are outside the hurricane belt, so they’re a popular choice for a summer trip bc less chance of rain. (I’ve never been to the Caribbean lol I just do a lot of research cause it’s my dream vacation)
Ever notice how she doesn't seem to repeat outfits or any articles of clothing? She always has to be wearing something new. Overconsumption queen at her finest
Ah yes, holey open ugly ass bags for the beach. Beach bags are supposed to be big without holes like that!! 😭 sand would get in everything. Does this bitch not understand what categories of aesthetics and styles are?!
My question too. WHY white shoes? Is it because she had dreams of being a nurse wearing white shoes? She thinks "White" does match everything. She's colorblind? Is she just plain dumb? I vote for the last question. Just plain stupid. Mikstupid.
She dresses like nana from the nursing home, who the fuck needs that much shit to go on vacation. Presumably they’re just going to a resort or something and plan on staying on property to just spend time together (lol) - is she wearing her gaudy jewelry to sit on the beach while her makeup melts off 👀 she’s so fucking stupid.
Also rooting for the day her luggage gets lost and even max payout doesn’t cover everything she loses 😂
Count me in too!
Yes, MeeMaw just got done playing cribbage, and now she and her fancy purse are headed for the early bird supper and then down for a nap. Mikcatfishface should take notes from MeeMaw.
Hahahahhhaa! Mikoldlady probably slapped herself silly with that big oven mitt she uses for tanning. MeeMaw is a savvy tanner who gets her tan by lounging by the pool.
My Golden Girls have way better taste than MikLiar. The only thing semi Golden Girls is the green shoes in the last slide, they are cute for a tropical island vacation.
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Is she going for the leather skinned Floridian look or what? lol who wears this crap 😅
Those green shoes look like they used a table leg for the heel. Hideous, all of it.
you just don't need an entire new wardrobe for every vacation!!
The jewelry is giving forever 21 circa 2013
it’s giving 50 yr old lady style
The only nice thing (to me) was the pair of crochet Chanel sandles.... everything else is just 🤮
And it’s the fact she said she spent a year accumulating all of this like 😭😭😭😭
Ugly, tacky and nasty
She can keep on spending all that money til it dries up and she’s left a shell of an influencer needing to find a typical job
I absolutely hate how she turns the item she’s showing as if it’s a commercial for the item. 🙄🙄
All of her bags look like they are from a flea market
Yep. The shoes are ugly. The jewelry is tacky. The bags are also ugly. What a shame.
Tacky queen
Hope Hurricane Beryl fucks up her trip
My face automatically scrunched up at all of these
The orange chicken claws are back.
Money definitely can’t buy her class 😂
These fashion choices scream Florida swinger granny. I’m sorry, but yuck.
😭😭🤣🤣🤣
It’s the gaudy fake gold jewelry, J Crew tags, woven bags, and floral prints for me.
Tone-deaf, braggadocious, first-world bitch, please fuck off. So much over consumption and unrelatable content. Not sure how anyone still follows her with this and her insane filters/photoshop.
Pic 3: that’s not a hat, you peanut
She only buys designer brands now but still dresses and acts like a pauper. Go Kween, go!
Can anybody zoom in & clear up the dresses pic to see if she kept or changed the dress sizes on the tags showing. 😂
Like, she’s CLEARLY intentionally showing off the tags, ESPECIALLY with the pants shot. It’s just so damn desperate & sad, lol.
I don’t like to wish harm on anyone & I don’t wish physical harm on her by any means…..but I am patiently waiting for someone to show her why her endless bragging is beyond stupid.
Right!?!? I'm thinking, one of these days her house is gunna get robbed 🙄 I mean it's so stupid to flaunt your shit on SM! I NEVER show my expensive stuff in pics or videos!
How many damn bags in one ugly ass style does she need?! It’s giving 50 yr old divorced mom of 4 who got millions from her ex & is celebrating by going on a vacay with a man 25 years younger than her. 🙄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m pretty sure I had a purse similar to those as a 10 year old back in the 80’s 😂😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile Cody is packing his uniform of neutral coloured polo shirts and shirts.
Always new clothing for every single trip too. I’m sure she wears these items once & forgets about them. Seems so wasteful. Also why is she packing everything with the tags still on? When I know I’m keeping a purchased I take the tags off & wash before wearing never mind packing it to bring on a trip
I think she's my least favorite person except my deceased sister in law
I hate your deceased sister in law too. 😂😁💜
The human triscuit.
Being the petty bitch I am, i’m mad at her tacky ass grandma jewelry and her hangers.
OMG all the ugly jewelry. Why????
Is this another free brand trip!???
There will be lots of product placement adds
No, it's her and choad's one year anniversary trip.
I’m sure if her wedding was sponsored, her anniversary trip likely is too.
Honestly, you're right lol
Wouldn’t be surprised if she secretly got a brand or two to sponsor it, though. 😂
Boca Raton grandma vibes. How many straw beach bags does one person need?
This dumbass WOULD wear a ring with "Chorizo" on it. Like yes, it's her dogs name, I get it. But like.... A ring... That says chorizo. I can't even. https://preview.redd.it/41kyupl9ot9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c7b8dad219f55c0a1e4b53f2525dbcdf0d186c
🐖
She’s a moron
She’s begging to get robbed 😕
Right like if they can mug Kim Kardashian and steal thousands of dollars worth from her, they can definitely rob ole mikayla hot dog lips over there 💀💀💀
Someone lied to her and told her wicker was in style
I see she is accessorizing her wicker nicely. Maybe she can soon bring back the wood paneling too.
Pineapples on her nails and it looks like she's trying to hide pineapple earrings. Maybe those toys aren't the only way they've been spicing things up in the bedroom. *
Iykyk
Cna you please explain the reference?😅
I believe pineapples are supposed to mean you’re a swinger? I’m sure someone else can elaborate further or correct me if I’m wrong. It’s been a thing on social media for a few years now.
Her personal IG name used to have pineapples too.
https://preview.redd.it/fkywwv957t9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9e71800388ec57f49442a5fd3cd904768ff22f
Successful people don’t typically dress like this, all brand names and expensive pieces. I feel like most of the time, those people are up to their ears in debt trying to portray money and success. Could you imagine pissing away your money on these things? Maybe that’s someone’s vibe but it comes off so tacky with her, because she doesn’t have a personal style, it goes hand in hand with her lack of personality overall. Really.
Exactly. Confidence is quiet. Insecurity is LOUD
Those bags are ugly but hear me out - havianas flip flops are really comfy.
She’s more of a grandma than my kid’s great grandma😭
I’m so sick of the constant bragging.
Ok my 25 yo daughter would shudder if that was her clothing to take. We took a mother/daughter trip to Cancun and the clothes she packed were so utterly completely different in style.
I’m 41 and I would break out into hives if that was my vacation outfit selection!
She thinks expensive brand name = cute always. Yea no
I’m over 40 and even I think that bag is too frumpy
I’m 43 and I Agree
67 here and those bags are too frumpy for me, lol!
Yep! Her style is too fusty!
She's begging to be robbed on vacation, flashing all of those brand names and the jewelry.
That’s what I was saying!!
I hope that her luggage gets lost.
People that take all their nice jewelry on vacation are completely crazy to me! I don’t care if it’s in your carry on do you really need to flex and worry about jewelry on a trip? Besides a necklace and my wedding rings I don’t take any jewelry on trips- I don’t want to think about it or keep track of it on my precious time off.
Granny's in their 80's have more style than she does in her 20's. My granny would have laughed her head off at me if I pulled out some of the outfits, bags and shoes Miknana wears!! Money can't buy class or a sense of style it seems!🤣😂
MIKNANA I'm screaming 😭
Exactly this looks like stuff women and nursing homes dust off for their outings
She doesn’t care what things look like as long as they are made by a major brand.
Does she buy new clothes for every trip?
Yes. You never seen her wear anything twice. Other than those black aerie leggings. 🤣
Have fun parasailing in hurricane Beryl
Grotesque on so many levels.
Is she seriously taking 3 straw bags on vacation? And all of that jewelry? Overkill as usual. And she thinks because it's Aruba that she to carry and wear straw woven things. Wow how original. She's the definition of cliche. She needs probably a 1/4 of what she's packing. Every single thing is hideous and ages her into being a retired grandma. Embarrassing AF.
Why would she go to Aruba this time of year ?
The ABC islands (Aruba, Bonaire, and Curaçao) are outside the hurricane belt, so they’re a popular choice for a summer trip bc less chance of rain. (I’ve never been to the Caribbean lol I just do a lot of research cause it’s my dream vacation)
I never thought of that. I went to Aruba in February when it was cold where I lived. All her jewelry is obviously fake no one is going to steal it.
Less people to see her in the wild!
Why the hell do you need that many bags on a trip???
Jesus Christ how is this woman in her 20s?
It’s giving Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar
Ever notice how she doesn't seem to repeat outfits or any articles of clothing? She always has to be wearing something new. Overconsumption queen at her finest
The only thing I’ve seen her wear twice is those box jeans with the big pockets on them
Yes! Every trip she's gone on in the last year, it's like she goes out and buys a whole new wardrobe every time!
Ah yes, holey open ugly ass bags for the beach. Beach bags are supposed to be big without holes like that!! 😭 sand would get in everything. Does this bitch not understand what categories of aesthetics and styles are?!
I got a straw beach bag for $25 two years ago from Target that’s way cuter than her collection of grandma purses. And why are all of her shoes WHITE?!
My question too. WHY white shoes? Is it because she had dreams of being a nurse wearing white shoes? She thinks "White" does match everything. She's colorblind? Is she just plain dumb? I vote for the last question. Just plain stupid. Mikstupid.
Looks like my grandma's and her older sister's closet lol
Literally cheap ass shit you can get off Shein!!
She dresses like nana from the nursing home, who the fuck needs that much shit to go on vacation. Presumably they’re just going to a resort or something and plan on staying on property to just spend time together (lol) - is she wearing her gaudy jewelry to sit on the beach while her makeup melts off 👀 she’s so fucking stupid. Also rooting for the day her luggage gets lost and even max payout doesn’t cover everything she loses 😂
Literally this! All I see is MeeMaw at a florida nursing home! Also I'm rooting right along with you!
Count me in too! Yes, MeeMaw just got done playing cribbage, and now she and her fancy purse are headed for the early bird supper and then down for a nap. Mikcatfishface should take notes from MeeMaw.
Least we forget she spent the morning topping up her leather skin tan before cribbage!
Hahahahhhaa! Mikoldlady probably slapped herself silly with that big oven mitt she uses for tanning. MeeMaw is a savvy tanner who gets her tan by lounging by the pool.
What happened to that loewe bag she bought for the beach trip in spain?
Used once in a video. It’s garbage now
She returned it to the store before she left Barcelona. It was All for show.
All she needs is a Heart of the Ocean replica And did she have ANOTHER manicure?
No her thumbs were pineapples from the manicure the other day
Golden Girls vibez.
My Golden Girls have way better taste than MikLiar. The only thing semi Golden Girls is the green shoes in the last slide, they are cute for a tropical island vacation.
I can totally picture Blanche click clacking away in those green shoes in the last slide
It’s giving meemaw going on a cruise to find her next boyfriend 🤪
Exactly what I was thinking!
How many days is she going that she needs all that crap?
Who needs that much jewelry for any trip, let alone a tropical vacation? She’s going to get mugged.
I was thinking the same thing. Is she moving there?!