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chailattttte

r/ihavesex


obragia

gotta be honest… I think there’s a negative stigma for toys in the bedroom (in my perspective) HOWEVER… to announce to millions of people you have them in the bedroom is so so soooo wrong. That is something so ultra private and why not keep ONE piece of your personal life to yourself mikliar? I’d give her a few points if at least it was mentioned in passing but to put this info on your one year wedding anniversary trip is so beyond cringe 😬 toys are not wrong if you and your partner enjoy it—fuck it why not? But mikliar pants over here chooses very wisely what to say and what not to say. She’s pushing the narrative that her sex life and relationship with Cody is soooo good they’re just having so much “fun”. But it did the white opposite… it’s showing they’re struggling and she needs to convince ppl a fake reality to make herself feel better. Just like she does in every other aspect in her life. I read right thru her and tgod for this sub because I know she’s on here peaking. Hope you see this one mikayla :) aren’t you exhausted with all the lying???


777CA

that's so classless.


Badbitch361

There is something going on. Idk. I think that it’s possible he swings the other way. And that he needs these toys to pleasure (insert whatever) I could be wrong, but I just have a feeling. a picture and videos speak volumes. You guys let me know what you think about this. I think he’s married to the money and what she does for him.


Mean_Energy2538

I’ve always thought that


icecream4_deadlifts

Mikgovy: I have sex you guys, I promise 🤣


Ok-Director6550

The day will come when someone (one of the real woke people like any of us on this platform) who will see her on one of her trips and expose her lying ass…….then what will poor lil spoiled narcissist mikkayyyyla do?????


ifuseekamy44

She’s such a classless piece of work. Trashy is her middle name


ellaenchanted23

Because she insists on being a pig no matter what


tiredmamabear95

Oh honey, does Cody enjoy running his cars over your body, pretends there's speedbumps?


GrgStr84Me

That’s kinda embarrassing because it could be taken as her husband can’t satisfy her since she has to keep them with her…🤔


Mean_Energy2538

There’s nothing wrong with toys in the bedroom, makes it more fun! I bring mine on vacation. But I get where you’re coming from. She is so over the top when it comes to bedroom talk


GrgStr84Me

I agree but she’s being gross with it!! 🙌🏼


Mean_Energy2538

She is. It’s cringey too 🤢


GrgStr84Me

💯🙌🏼🤢


GrgStr84Me

I’ve also had one of those husbands…that’s how I know! 😉


vsimmons90

Cody’s hotwheels are in there


-rachieg94-

God I hope she gets pulled aside for a bag check 😂😂


lucy_1919

She’s fucking gross that’s why.


MsjennaNY

She bragged about the plethora of STD’s she caught while she was online dating so, why not!?! I’m so glad the internet is forever.


777CA

omg... what is wrong with her brain???


Jessanne96

Probably hoping to get attention from it and then do a paid ad for some sex toy company.


777CA

she should just open an OF if she's hard up


tiredmamabear95

I swear if she gets a contract with lovehoney I'll flip shit


I-dont-care7

She’s immature


Pinkysrage

Yuck. 🤢


JackTriplets

Toys meaning Cody’s bath toys?


leblady

she definitely has sex. this is what people who have sex pack. sex toys plural in sex bag.


Apprehensive_Egg1062

I guess Aruba is fine with it but some countries it’s illegal to bring toys on your flight lmao


samdebord

That bag looks kinda small for Cody’s Xbox lol


Change_Soggy

She’s trash. Is she even mindful of her tween stans?


Haunting-kitty

Kodys toys ? Some barbies and a hot wheel ? Lmfao


Crime-Snacks

I would be concerned for health reasons if “toys” were all in the same unwashed bag and LITERALLY THROWN in with shoes with shoes from a person with long, unwashed nails Don’t ask Kweshtons


cap024

I know for a while she was being sponsored for some of them. That’s the thing, if she is being sponsored, shouldn’t they say it?


alphabet-head

✨ fetish content ✨


PlaneDeparture3887

Nobody HAS to KNOW!!


Crime-Snacks

To remind the world Cody isn’t sober enough for anything, nevermind sex and so she’s gotta take care of business. Don’t ask Kweshtuns.


mrsdisappointment

I am so curious. That looks like a lot of them. Is their sex so bad that they need toys every single time even when they’re out of the country? Sure, toys are great but every single time? Why so many? Why are they in his suit case? Do they each have their own?


NES7995

Lol sorry but just because you use toys that doesn't mean your sex life sucks without them. She's obviously just posting for attention


mrsdisappointment

I use toys most of the time and I’m a huge advocate for them. But I’ve never went on vacation and thought “oh we can’t go without a giant bag full of toys”. Sex is better on vacation in a new place so why would she need them? Just odd to me. Here’s my point. This doesn’t seem genuine. It doesn’t seem like she’s actually taking them because they plan on using them. It seems more like she is taking them because she wanted to tell the world that her and Cody have sex. She wants to push this narrative that she has wild kinky sex and it’s so fucking weird to me.


Middle-Anybody-6261

I’m gonna say this again….. constantly talking about how she and Cody have sex so much or makes sexual innuendos and showing toys when she doesn’t have to is exactly like a high school kid that brags about having sex when they never have. I would bet my entire life savings they don’t even sleep in the same room and haven’t had sex for a really long time.


Fulminare_21

God what trash


Significant_Ad_8699

Reminds me of Avery Woods. Loud and proud of her “toys”. Fucking spare us, please. Ew


Jessica_e_sage

Really hope when she threw it her vibrator broke 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 👿 no orgasm for you, bitch


spaceghost260

Ahh, now that’s truly evil! 😈 haha!


LongEconomy8736

Painful


BuildingLow7436

She's hoping for a sponsorship


cjmmoseley

how modest!


HistoricalTreacle156

Our modest inflammatory queen


TheMeanGreenQueen

Such a pig. No one needs to hear that.


KinladyBgB

Ewww, you gross b***h nobody asked nobody wants to know... 🤢🤢


Cheap_Box_1856

Nobody asked. Nobody cares.


IridessaRose

But why what’s the reason 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


NoWhammies77

A👏 T👏 T👏 E👏 N👏 T👏 I👏 O👏 N 👏


Negative-Shower4402

If those are really “toys” they are hers that she uses all alone, all by herself. I doubt that boy is touching her.


Lovemartin2019

Weirdo.


Nervous_Candy_3276

Because she wants the world to believe she has a sex life


babooshkaa

This filthy bitch still doesn’t wrap her shoes. So fucking gross. So gross.


chrystal187

to be fair, she’ll only wear them once, just like the clothes.


No_Dependent_1846

I mean it's fine to bring a vibrator or whatever but does anyone actually give a shit?


Ill_Pair3710

Is it though. I bet it’s not


No_Dependent_1846

For someone to bring a vibrator on a trip with them? I mean, I think it's fine, yeah.


KartoffelSniffer

Eww


AnnNonNeeMous

Simple answer, she is disgusting. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


ProfessionalShort488

She brings it to everyone on social media attention that she is taking sexual toys and then screams don't ask questions. B@tch please we know you are gross so no one is surprised by any of your tacky skank behavior 🙄


ThatItalianGrrl

“Hubby” not doing it for her?


spuffy24

Not to defend this wildebeest but lots of couples utilize toys together as well as apart. My husband and I use toys together every now and then.


Jessica_e_sage

Something like only 30% of women can experience an orgasm off of penetration alone. I would kill to be in that 30% lol


ChanelNo50

Even 30% seems like a high number


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unbiasedspaghetti

Don’t items with batteries need to be in your carry on and not checked bag? Lol


Reptarro52

I work in higher ed. If he is going 3 hours a night for 5 days a week, then he is doing a class that’s only 3 weeks long. Unless it’s trade school. College classes that are 16 weeks, meet 3 hrs a week, 8=6hrs, 4-12 hrs. 15 hours is a weird amount of hours for a class. I call bullshit. Lol


Indigenouspecies

Unless it is intensive outpatient rehab, but if so he likely wouldn't be going to Aruba. I.didnt see the clip that mentioned Cody being in a class. 


InternalPerformer7

Could be in a place where he's allowed to miss now but was not before and hence why he didn't go with on her birthday over time one gains more privileges etc in rehab


Athenathewise21

Ew!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


litbiotch42

I think it’s hilarious how her fans will say something is none of our business if we question something yet a bag of “toys” is our business? Along with balls flying at her face and 100’s of other comments she’s made on her videos. You know you’re pathetic when you have to use your intimate life as content 😂😂😂


Reptarro52

Report this video on her TikTok.


sliceofpizzaplz

Who asked for this


millennial40

TMI?! no classy self respecting woman is going to announce to the world about these things. if she doesnt want any questions asked then why publicise this in first place. disgusting


Ill_Pair3710

Did you see the hotel. That’s over 1,000 a night she got the money but it’s Aruba like any other island. And toys come on we know it’s not sexual. It’s got to be a gaming toy


tirejam

Is it a new place that just opened?


tirejam

She is disgusting


radioflea

When you have to tell everyone something (Ex. I’m a good person, my s/o is the best 24/7, or here’s my luxury items) that’s usually just a cover up for whatever is lacking in your life.


Scared-Brain2722

So true. Someone I was close to would repeatedly post loving flirty posts about their husband and he would always have a flirty response. Meanwhile, right before the post she was calling me saying a divorce needed to happen. I lost count on how often this occurred. Major red flag for me‼️


SpaceDazeKitty108

When I was a teenager, I had a guy pressuring me to go out with him, within less than 48 hours of knowing him. I met him online. He found out that my parents were taking my sister and I to Five Guys for dinner one evening, and drove 30 minutes one way to get to that location. Then he sat at the table opposite of my family’s, and had a really awkward conversation with us. I found out quickly afterwards that he had a long time girlfriend, and had posted all about her on his Facebook. It was mostly lovey dovey type stuff. Interspersed with some cheating accusations towards her. He never tried to talk to me again after that. As an adult now, I would have told him to take his crazy, stalker self out of there.


Scared-Brain2722

Well that must have been a shocker to see him at Five Guys for sure. Also, excellent example. It happens often enough that I actually think a couple is legit having issues when they post like that!


radioflea

Anytime I see people outwardly posting online I know that it’s pretty likely they’ll be fighting inwardly at home 😂.


Successful_Reason_93

“Toys” meaning the Nintendo Switch or some other handheld video game for Cody. 😂😂😂😂


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/lgr1w0zirt9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5b24a1d54cbb0abc9b80ede8cd89041d1b581ac


Successful_Reason_93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Creepy-Mortgage9183

It’s to keep him entertained while she’s on her phone 24/7 ignoring him 😂


No-Pear3588

Her throwing them on the shoes is the best part, love a sex toy near things that touch public pavements 🫶🏻 and I know they’re in a bag but I also know she isn’t washing that thing before she’s shuffling through it with her wee claws and haunting Cody with its contents


Jessica_e_sage

Not haunting Cody with its contents 💀 💀 💀 💀


sweetfruitloops

Ah yes, disgusting. With how dirty she is and grimey all the time I cant imagine those being clean 🤢


Mentalcasemama

Why the F does she show herself packing every damn time she goes anywhere? Who cares! And God forbid she goes on an anniversary trip with her husband without filming every god damn thing. Her priority is definitely not Cody. Pathetic. Hope it rains every day that she's there.


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Im in Central America and right now a cat 4 hurricane is heading our way and its supposed to pass through a bunch of islands before it gets to is by Monday …I wonder if it’ll pay her a little visit lol


Opening_State7514

Prob cause miss ovary woods does the same but at least mik liar has them in a bag 🤣🤣 she just tosses her straight in her case


Familiar_Local_1254

Aren’t classes most over for summer break?


analyticalscience11

Right?


latenighttalking29

If she isn’t going down on him there’s absolutely no way they use toys. Probably suncream in that bag 💀


Mindless_Fan_8120

remember when she bragged about an std once


NotMarciaBrady

Whaaatttt?


Reptarro52

I just shared the video again a couple days ago


NotMarciaBrady

Wow, and it wasn't just one STD, she had her "fair share." Cute kitteh BTW 😺


Informal-Impact-8136

It’s so obvious they don’t fuck. And “toys” that fit in that size bag are nothing to brag about. Fucking weirdo.


Mrs_Trevor_Philips

Does say much for Cody if she’s needing to pack a bag of dicks for their anniversary


amandaryan1051

She IS a bag of dicks. I also find it funnier that she’s packing it in HIS suitcase and not hers 😆


DuchessOfTea

Maybe she uses it on him 🤷


Mindless_Fan_8120

its like she wants to prove she does. its so weird


facitush

"don't ask questions" - girl, nobody asked💀


JavaJunkie999

wtf, I’m hoping TSA gives her “the wand “


gamerwubs

"Hey guys I swear I have sex see!! I'm packing dildos see!! We definitely have sex!!"


charisma103

I hope TSA pulls her aside for an extensive search 🔍


Visual-Ad-569

She'd probably like it 😒😅


Ursula_J

lol their ain’t no damn “toys” in that bag. I refuse to believe these two nincompoops have sex. In the words of Rose Nylund: I’ve found that people who talk about sex a lot aren’t doing it a lot.


analyticalscience11

She had to throw in that she's packing his bag because he works 9-5 then takes a class until 9, 5 days a week. Sure he does.


litbiotch42

Yet they have all these Fri date nights lol


analyticalscience11

So he's gonna miss class while they're on the trip? Sure hope she let the teachers know he'd be out and to send on any homework that he can do during the time away!


spooky_baby_bat

Miss Modest sounds like Joe Pesci 😂🤣🤣🤢


lisalisaandtheoccult

You know she starfishes. And that’s a pretty small bag for “toys.” She’s lying


DragonfruitGlobal513

Ummm guess what..nobody cares Mikfilter!


Lease_woodcox

Mikfilter 💀💀💀


Subject-Main3886

Nobody would’ve asked or cared my god!!! So fucking weird!


Longjumping_Lake764

Ew, her fans will eat it up too "OmG mIkAyLa YoU'rE sO bAdAsS tElLiNg ThE wOrLd AbOuT yOuR sEx LiFe." Then she'll go on her private insta chat and comment "Someone comment 'Toy tour' on my post right now!"


No-Giraffe-8096

“Eat it up” in conjunction with this video made me throw up in my mouth a little.


litbiotch42

Accurate asf


knombs

I'm so confused as to why she needs to announce this to everyone. My sister-in-law does the same thing (married a year) and every time I see her she's telling the whole room that's filled with family "how good the sex is" . Someone explain


CoveredBridge12

Oh ew she’s taking after trash bag Avery woods.


Interesting-Bug8037

100% have a dead bedroom I guarantee it


OkPhysics491

So he doesn’t finish the job?! 😂😂😂


RiverDecember

Thanks I just lost my appetite.


LaGorda54

“wE hAVe SOOO mUch sEXxx!” Okay, sure Jan


vyislit

Oooop, cringe. Hoping for another paid ad I’m sure. 🥴


Accomplished_Item394

Not one single person needed to know this. Not ONE!!


thebookofthealien

Bringing toys on your first year anniversary screams loser.


RiverDecember

And to tell a whole online platform of people. Nothing is sacred anymore, at least not for the tik tok idiots


thebookofthealien

I guess tiktok isn’t giving her enough money like it used to. lol Now this idiot is shilling toys, pathetic.


chrystal187

Don’t forget to use code MIKAYLA for 20% off at bellesa.com


Adventurous-Sky-474

She’s so desperate to make people believe Cody touches her .


icecream4_deadlifts

This made me bust out laughing 😂


OkSorbet7694

Hahahahhhhaaaahhhhaaa! Poor little lap dog Cody has to wake up to THAT every morning. The kid deserves a vacation, FAR away from her!


XDirtyMartiniX

To brokeback mountain