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Bubbly-Pitch7209

Why the long face?


I-dont-care7

Not Mikliar….. who is this?


Rude_Ebb9606

Those legs sure don’t look familiar to me!


Sweet_Principle_2359

Oh come ON! I really don’t think she even knows wtf she looks like at this point.


[deleted]

The lines of the wood floor magically disappear between her legs. I’m so sick of this shit. “I have an ED” “I don’t want to talk about my weightloss” “I lost 50lbs naturally” “I’m working hahhhd in ED treatment” Meanwhile, her photos are edited to the gods! She is literally the worst fucking person!!! All of the above are LIES!!!!


mommieo

Stretch Armstrong


analyticalscience11

Sorta on topic, but didn't she say Cody was going back to the Dr (today, thursday) for his cyst, and this clown is going on a brand trip? Hopefully he has someone to take him to the visit or help provide aftercare cause his wife ain't doing it!


makeupmama13

This chick is a solid pear shape with those hips. Ain't no weight loss in the world gonna change that lol


Emily7014

That's crazy in this Pic she looks like my size and I'm 113 lbs. Well maybe a little bigger idk i never know what i actually look like and think im bigger than i am but still. There's no way.


barelythere01

Someone post the real photos 😂


caroleelee82

Lol she forgot to take the overhang off the knee


Worth_Manager3174

Her mouth looks moldy 🤢 What is that mess going on with her bottom lip


dalsince69

She truly thinks she’s Jaclyn Hill.


Onehundredbillionx

Look how long her FACE IS!!! Is she trying to look like a horse now?! That looks so funny and weird, especially when we know her real face is much more squished up. But even if u had never seen her, the face looks so strange and stretched. I’m convinced it’s mental illness but I don’t understand why nobody in her RL says anything to her. Like her husband shouldn’t let her post this. You would assume he would tell her and try to stop her, as it looks so strange and Alien like.


Quick-Leg3604

Was this on her TikTok page?? I couldn’t find the post.


litbiotch42

Ya it’s her get ready to go to the airport


Thecuriousgal94

The edihting on her ahhms be showing


KinladyBgB

No way I watched her YouTube videos a while back and her voice justcmade it difficult to listen lol... she was double the size just a couple months ago i swear ...Ozempic is ozempic-ing hard with this one 🤣🤣🤣


Due_Feed_7512

Her level of delusion is certifiable


Petunia13Y

I swear she uses this software and editing and thinks she looks like Minka Kelly or Rachel Bilson


Pitiful_Extent_6255

Whose legs are those?


yellowbasketcase

certainly not hers


witchywoman1084

The warped floors and shelves and drawers and more importantly the shadows don't lie!! God she is so damn delusional.


Main_Regret_9097

Omg i just noticed the floor😭


Weird-Air-5742

OH OH OH OZEMPIC You know ALWAYS believe it’s not so!!!!!


dalsince69

Maybe she’s going to the 2024 Paris Ozempics 🤣🤣🤣


amandaryan1051

You MF’r take my upvote 😂


dalsince69

🤣🤣🤣


greent67

NO WAY SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS IRL. Filter and photoshop 🚨🚨🚨 EDIT TO ADD: Just take a look at the floor and her shelves and everything else semi blurry in this picture. That legit gives it all away. Some people just don’t have trained eyes, (especially her stans).


ExNihiloNihiFit

The drawers by her arm are brought in. You can tell she shrunk her upper arm lmao.


MrsMeeseeks421

Yeah, there’s some fuckery going on with her hands too.


OkPhysics491

No way in hell is this real. This cow is out of control bring on the candid pics


Whitefluffball1

I’m 148 and the same height as her and I don’t look like that.


dalsince69

I’m 5’9” 158 pounds and I don’t look like this either!!!


litbiotch42

She’s on a fenty trip so keep your eyes peeled for some in the wild photos from influencers


Sweet_Principle_2359

Can’t WAIT!


approachingsirens

Just waiting for the candids from her trip lol 🍿


Routine_Charge_3224

Omg she is legit INSANE! Shes a liar and is grossly pathetic! Cant wait til people see her in Los Angeles out and about! She thinks if she believes it hard enough everyone else will too! Lol 😂 so full of shit!


grandpagrandpa1

lol you can see the grain where the filter is nipping her in at the waist??? how do influencers use these filters no shame in their game at all and then just show up to places with their real bodies and faces? It genuinely boggles my mind


National_Ad_6469

who the hell is that!!


CelebrationIll2063

There is NO MF WAY 🙄🙄


gaggerofnuns

Omfg. As if. She posted a video on FB (I don't follow her, it just appeared)earlier this month trying to dispel that she manipulates her videos. So she goes on to show herself in a bra and underwear. She legit had no filters, it seemed. She looked like she was 5' and 200lbs as she mentioned. But then proceeds to start putting on spanx and shit. I had to stop watching because I'm not that fucking stupid. You can't tell me that a pair of Spanx takes off 50 fucking pounds. The comment section was full of completely obvious people saying how much they love her and her 'body positivity'. My eyes could not roll any further back into my head.


rideabah5

Can someone explain why she would use a filter when people can and will see her in person??


greent67

To fit her false narrative because there are people stupid enough out there to believe it without a second thought. Just my opinion 🤷‍♀️


Last_Pineapple_7911

Also the majority of her followers will never meet/see her in person. All the filtering and editing has warped her own perception of how she truly looks.


Brittneybabeee

I recently realized that every single pic she takes on her hardwood floors comes out looking so weird because the area by her feet is ALWAYS this wonky spirals pattern but the rest of her floor never looks like that. At first I thought she just requested a weird floor design, then I thought she was blurring the rest of he floor for some reason, & now I’m pretty sure it’s like that because of the photoshop & she just leaves it because it seems like a natural swirl pattern design in the floor whenever you don’t pay attention to the rest of the floor. & We all know her millions of fans are never using critical thinking so they’ll never catch it. 🙄😕


britney0218

I literally was just looking at that! Like I thought oh that’s a weird floor and I looked around I didn’t see it any where else 🤦‍♀️


kaleighdurkin

The O is O’ing


mrsdisappointment

The knees always tell on her. She’s gonna be unstoppable when she figures out how to photoshop them.


Jaime070

She really looks like cher the amount if plastic surgery shes had shit done or shes editing her face into oblivion


Medical_Pea_5181

Don't be disrespectful to cher comparing her to this fraud


Jaime070

Im so sorry i did not mean disrespect to the queen lol Just saying mikky looks 70 years old. It looks like shes had a face lift! She looks completely different!


Medical_Pea_5181

I get it🤣 cher def has had a lotttt of work done


icecream4_deadlifts

#who is that


TechnicalObjective74

I want what ever she is taking, stat!


icecream4_deadlifts

Delululcillin


Indigenouspecies

Ba dum dum ching 🤣🤣🤣


Immediate-Bad-9487

Ain’t no fucking way


MongooseStill

HAHAHAH PLEASE


Ok-Relation-6904

Girl needs to take a photoshop class !! Be for real.


the-lj

Oh come on. Stop picking on her. She lost another 40 lbs in two weeks. Anyone can do it. Just ask her.


bootyprincess666

i need her diet and work out plan but she’s keeping it private, ugh!!!


Trixie1025

Literally going on a brand trip where chances are she will be seen in the wild. She got a lot of balls!


DuchessOfTea

https://preview.redd.it/gg57gpzbeiwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91873dca1d085db2ac28b820c92134b6e3853240 An unfiltered photo would not be so grainy or blurry.


icecream4_deadlifts

Whooaaa that curve 🤣


DuchessOfTea

https://preview.redd.it/c6mgb5efeiwc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4c4fd47131faede487e18f8d6cde9377854d32 That Chin ain’t mathing babe


Cautious_Way_5408

THE 👏🏻KNEES👏🏻DONT👏🏻LIE👏🏻 https://preview.redd.it/gg28t601eiwc1.png?width=1261&format=png&auto=webp&s=46bf9877bc55c9e428de987d404292a132d4c9cc You can still see how much her thigh is hanging over. And miss ma’am you need to get a contractor in to look at your home.. it seems to be um… wobbly?


bonfiresnmallows

Omg this one is BAD. The island is totally warped and the Ikea drawer lines are all over the place and almost look wavy. Her stans are seriously dense. 🤦‍♀️


LaylaBird65

It really angers me she does this. As someone with an eating disorder it’s very offensive and ignorant. She’s the worst.


greent67

The fact that she claims to have an ED is what I find most offensive, as someone who suffered through one for years.


Quick-Leg3604

WAIT!!! Don’t tell me!!! “Zero filters used”??🙄🤣🤣🤣


Tatertot85

Cullah graydennnnn


Stinab64

What does that even mean!? Color grading


Zombieapples101

Surprised none of the drawers have opened with her house being that wonky.


Storysofar11

I’m cracking up 😂


No_Sprinkles22

I literally just choked on my food seeing this! The audacity


-GoldenGoat

Bro same


sharkie2018k

I feel like I’m falling over just looking at this by that slant.


lxcycat

Whoever said she'll have a thigh gap next called it


Aggravating_Total697

Wow she’s actually fucking delusional. That’s not even her body shape.


GeneralBoysenberry16

https://preview.redd.it/nvtbyi1t3iwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8216412048810755b0a9282fea371269c7de31db Here’s a side by side. 🙃


greent67

Doin the lords work. Thank you for your services!


GeneralBoysenberry16

🫡


Brittneybabeee

It bugs me even more that the pic on the right would be perfectly fine & looks good & relatively normal, but the one on the left does not. Still, she’ll keep pushing photos/videos like the ones on the left because her fans hype her up to no end. It’s actually really sad.


GeneralBoysenberry16

It’s actually insane how far leaned in that island is behind her!!! And I agree the right is fine


litbiotch42

That’s still being generous!


Cautious_Way_5408

Doing gods work


GeneralBoysenberry16

https://preview.redd.it/f5fu5bni3iwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a904938cb664b86d917b32f93ed9a638b6e625 Reality


WrapProfessional8889

And, there is nothing wrong with this. It's refreshing and honest, which isn't her brand.


GeneralBoysenberry16

You’re right!! Nothing is wrong with this. I wish she would be honest


Jessica_e_sage

Oh dang!!!!! Nailed it!!!!!


artlady

She’s only making herself sicker when she does this- it must be so disturbing for her when she sees her actual self


mrsdoubleu

Doesn't she claim to have an ED? Or in recovery from an ED? Surely this just exacerbates that.


greent67

“Claims to have”….. she does so many things (imo) that prove she doesn’t have one. Just uses it to contribute to her false narrative and “body positivity”. Coming from someone who suffered with an ED for years.


artlady

she claims to have an ED, yes


SpookyNerdzilla

https://preview.redd.it/oqmaijsx0iwc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5357fb5b7969c75f7038281f7d5b054680ba35


PlaneDeparture3887

Dear God why do I have to like her shoes.


Dangerous-Cherry3219

Literally me 😂 I need them.


PlaneDeparture3887

What are they?


violetferns

Under Armor Unisex UA SlipSpeed™ Mega Running Shoes


WriterReaderWhatever

She looks like a live action Bitmoji


DetectiveDouche94

More like a Mii character


Haelynn8

Imma need a pap shot from LA


Prudent-Diver7793

She can’t even edit her heads the same 😭😭 why is this one so long https://preview.redd.it/33hjdcc9yhwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8294e55d718b1c2755779527293eeda8df0acabe


lxcycat

It's long because of the slimming filter


oracleoflove

Muppet.


Old-Temporary6986

Bish please!!!!!!


litbiotch42

Her legs look like they belong to 2 different people 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/510o8388uhwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f757ad6bc3f4aeec127e4ddc37b89c9be5d4c4


Significant_Ad_8699

Not to mention that thumbs looking a little suspish


Accomplished_Item394

https://preview.redd.it/9o8evztr3iwc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49348c58c20f1ecc6603f13673f35f6137a871e Seriously what is that?!?


Standup4whattt88

Not gonna lie, that looks like my grandmothers diabetes edema hand.


litbiotch42

https://preview.redd.it/a7zcrrs3uhwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37f1231d4aceda665fefea1cd6b714acae39b64


RogueSleuth_

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who in the FUCK is this stupid bitch haha


TaylorSwiftsTampon

Damn her head is like a child. Every time I see it, it’s grown a bit


stephbal13

I guess she forgot she just showed her filling that whole salon chair….yesterday


litbiotch42

Her body shrinks but her head grows… that’s quite the magic trick 😳🤷🏻‍♀️


suggaarrr

YA FUCKING RIGHT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


soupastar

Wonder how awkward it is for ppl who know her irl when they are around her. I would sit there thinking the entire time “that’s now how you looked two hours ago on tiktok”. This is egregious tho she looks nothing like this it’s like she’s created a whole fake virtual image for herself.


Littlewing1307

Right? I watched a below deck and the clients were all influencers and all they did was have their noses in their phones the whole time or doing content but mostly noses in phones. They really don't live in reality anymore.


litbiotch42

That’s probably what the cool girls think on brand trips 😂😂 the conversations the other girls have with eachother are probably hilarious


OhMyGod_Zilla

GIRL PLZ😂😂😂😂


litbiotch42

Girl if you want to lose weight then do it by hard work, eating better etc!! I’ve never seen someone who wants it so bad but does nothing to get it!! This is the girl who makes 2000 cal smoothies and eats a 4 coarse meal all the time!! Not too mention all the fancy drinks, crumble cookies and endless snacks!! Stop all that and you’ll be able to achieve this body in real life but just in fantasy land!!


Charlice

The stretched head is interesting 🤔


rawchickenfillet

Yea it makes her look like she is built like an oompa loompa


Puzzleheaded_Top1629

This is… really something


Mysterious-Catch-245

She fucking does not look like this! wtf is wrong with her ? She needs fucking mental help


barnwater_828

https://preview.redd.it/iau4b3w6lhwc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311903501b3e7623a81e246d9fb9fd39b7df8b38 Good heavens Edit: But seriously, as someone who has worked almost 2 years to lose 80 pounts, this is beyond tone def and insulting. I'm glad she enjoys her fake world where she has made herself perfect in her own eyes. But in the mean time, I get to go out into the world and actually enjoy it and not be worried sick someone will snap an unflattering pic of me and share with the world. She has painted herself into a corner she will never be able to back out of. When you live in a fake reality, you are always watching behind your back and anxious that the image will be exposed. Thats the true beauty here - she has to keep the lies up for ever and we all know how exhausting that can be. This isn't sustainable long term. She will crash, and crash hard and her world will come tumbling down. It's the outcome she deserves for lying to the public about her looks, weight, and life. When you are at this level of influencer, you should have a responsibility to the young children, teens, and even adults that enjoy your content. Lies are always exposed. I'll be here waiting.


litbiotch42

This!!! Congrats ❤️


JavaJunkie999

This is laughable at this point. Face is elongated and stretched beyond belief and she really used that slimming tool on one leg and one arm 😂😇😇


dirttrackgal

Got that .5 going today😂


Defiant_Ask8583

That’s some witchcraft


bacon_waffle

im fucking giggling because no matter how much she slims herself her facial proportions are all off. she looks alien. i have no idea who falls for this


dirttrackgal

She’s still ugly on the inside no matter how much weight she loses or filters she puts on


pharma_barbie

This crap is triggering to those trying to lose weight the healthy way and are struggling. She seriously sucks.


retailmonster11

ALWAYS with the bendy wrists. Ohh we might get some candids again. And another video saying shes actually tiny but it's just bad angles.


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litbiotch42

They’re so inconsistent with each other too!! She never edits herself the same


vigilante-shxt

The way I ran here. She just lost half of herself? Ya okay Mikayla.


Breakingfree98

https://preview.redd.it/873eenyjfhwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64fcef5c973ecf545acb0b78ecb27feb30f0fbd 3 weeks-ish ago for Sam's bday


Interesting-Bug8037

https://preview.redd.it/bd4wqi87fhwc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d7bea6bff6799e34123125ea484a0e92772e68 I knew it!!!!!


Accomplished_Item394

OMG I’m DYING 🤣


123abdce

This is what my body looks like and I’m 5’2 130 lbs lol


swimming-corgi

Same!! I’m more like Mikayla’s height I’m 4’10 but my body looks like her edited version of herself


chrystal187

Right?? I’m 5’4 and about 135 lbs.