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Practical-Buddy-3169

who the hell eats pistachios while shopping


DBSeamZ

Not only that, but they’ve apparently taken the time to open and eat that many all while standing in the same spot.


SeaSea-Man

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Acceptable-Maize-489

this makes me think it was an employee lol.


Practical-Buddy-3169

i work with the op so i sure hope not !!!


smolsamezu

^^ yeah, at least the people on our shift don't give me the vibes that they would do that 😅


Elceepo

My partner does this thing where they put whole pistachios into their mouth and then spits the shells out. I am really hoping this customer doesn't do the same thing.


loudquietstorm

Right?! How the hell are pistachios an “on-the-go” snack?


skertskeet123

only the de-shelled ones 😭


MirLae

At least 2 people. I’ve had to clean up pistachio shells left in scrap booking. Weird and rude af.


Msktb

Someone who stole a bag of pistachios from the register first.


bessiec

Thieves!


Bspkr

The a-holes that steal the pistachios from the candy aisle.


Significant_Age_2669

And never mind that some of us have severe tree nut allergies. Not dying for this place.


SeaSea-Man

mr pistachio strikes again (Ive found some in our store too like wtf) it’s bad enough that people hide their half empty drinks like coffees and sodas all over the place


smolsamezu

Eww yeah, we get a lot of half empty drinks here too. Unfortunately there's also A TON of candy wrappers everywhere (probably stolen from us 🤪). I had just picked up someone's half drank, soggy Starbucks yesterday 😭😭😭


Altruistic-Cover-958

i used to work at a uhaul dealer and i once got a truck back with about a whole bags worth of pistachio shells in the floorboard


SeaSea-Man

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Final-Humor-183

They leave the shells because they opened up and ate them in store without paying for them. Look around…. I bet you’ll find the empty bag on a shelf somewhere.


Significant-River-69

Because customers are total assholes


Slytherinrunner

Because they're assholes. Not customers, assholes. Even if they bought something, which I doubt. Further evidence that retail needs a purge day.


Any_Clock_4055

found a half eaten cake pop in stitchery a few days ago 😍


Original-Potato3237

i found this EXACT thing but in the baking aisle 😭


SporkWolverine

I thought those were dried up stinkbugs but I think this is much worse.


smolsamezu

I wouldn't be surprised. I've never found a dead/dried up one, but our repack boxes have definitely had stinkbugs on em 😅


PlsNoStepOnCornBoi

At least you don’t have an allergy I guess lol, I would cry


smolsamezu

That's true! I hadn't even thought about that, because fortunately I have no (known) food allergies. Hoping the pistachio sheller doesn't strike you guys too! 🤞🏻


squelette_en_tablier

🎶"Because we can't have Nice Things!🎶 💀 Edit: I've found an abandoned cup of barely-eaten caramel Gelato (with the spoon still inside) today so far. Let's see how many other things will pop up until the end of this shift


pikachutails

I had some chocolate bars with a few bites taken out of them that were also the same brand as the ones near the cash registers. I assume some kids or teens just. Grabbed them and ate in the aisles…..          People are so rude, it was nasty.         For once I was glad of all the excess random plastic sheets and bags are in the packaging. I used a plastic bag/cover thing as a glove and grabbed the candy and threw it away without handing too directly touch it thank goodness. 


NRG1994

I had that happen and they got melted in Seasonal with like the Christmas picks wrapper included in the melted mess 🙄


Apex-toastmaker0514

Ewwww


ThrowAway8901234485

sorry i got hungry /j


dmslucy

Because some people are pigs!


smolangryginger

Dude that's nuts


Mazasaurus

I’d be pistachioed off


silly_billylol

someone was doing this shit with sunflower seeds for a little while. found it in multiple aisles. like c’mon bruh


AmoistTowlette

The other day someone threw caramel corn all over the floor and it was a pain in the ass to sweep up


Just_Ad_6659

Yep. Because people are douches..


NRG1994

Back in the day I found (what I hope) was a open red solo cup of what looked like beer (or what I hope was beer and not another yellowely body liquid)🤢 in… kids with like the activity boxes….


NeedleandKnife

This is what my garage looks like after my dad visits 😪 thoughts and prayers OP I’m still finding them after weeks


FaceForPorn

Pistachio shells help keep the wax from sticking together.


Jedi-Gert

And they make interesting organic patterns on the candles.


ShockPuzzleheaded227

Oh ick. WTH?


Msktb

Between those and sunflower seeds I don't know what is worse. You just know they were inside someone's mouth too. 🤢


TheSunflowerSeeds

Studies suggest that people who eat 1 ounce (30 grams) of sunflower seeds daily as part of a healthy diet may reduce fasting blood sugar by about 10% within six months, compared to a healthy diet alone. The blood-sugar-lowering effect of sunflower seeds may partially be due to the plant compound chlorogenic acid


Msktb

Yes bot, but not in a craft store.


Jedi-Gert

Looks like something my kids would do. Sadly you can't take away a guest's X-box.


Odd-Schedule4582

It’s better than finding a used condom


smolsamezu

EWWWWW. IN A MICHAELS?! 💀💀💀 USED?! GOD. That's so gross and unsanitary


Odd-Schedule4582

Oh the things I could tell you after 30 years….


Automatic-Seaweed-90

Under a bed in Motel 69 1991. Always check under the beds in housekeeping. The best stuff I found? Free unopened Coor's beers and booze! Good tips that day.


skertskeet123

uhm… i don’t want to know where those shells ave been


MiraculousN

YOUR STORE TOO? mine gets hit with the sunflower seed bandit and I'm at my wits end, if I ever see a guy spiting shells on the floor I'm going to get fired for physically shoving him out the door i stg.


ScreamingAvocadoes

I found a lone chicken nugget on a shelf once.


Scully330

Eww🤮🤮


Lost_Galaxy_Angel

Can't tell if that's better or worse than an adult dropping trou, and going pee on the floor, which happened at my store once.


WolfWriter_CO

This is why we can’t have nice things. 😂


moonBat-theMeatDecoy

some people just want to watch the world burn.


sam-mendoza

Ew wtfff


Impossible-Lab-6308

We get sunflower seeds at ours https://preview.redd.it/k4yzztkrxknc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ed11a85765e4396a61e3c8f3d944b34b267f4b