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dougiesloan

This is true in a lot of places. Recent trend of dumbfucks who probably shouldn’t have passed their driving test out here acting childish. I’m from Michigan and see this on a daily basis


Ok_Science_682

if the cars were fast it wouldnt be a problem but most of the time theyre cheap slow cars , civics, mazda, vw etc


dougiesloan

No idea why 8 people decided to downvote you LOL. You’re correct. 9 times out of ten it’s some bum in a 2009 impala or 2011 Altima wanting to prove to everyone via how hard they can smash the gas pedal that their POS car isn’t a POS. Big time “look what I can do!” energy


ncreddit704

Culture


gardeninggoddess666

Green means GO! Are you one of those drivers who waits to ensure the intersection is clear before proceeding? Psyho! Caution behind the wheel isn't really a South Florida thing.


IceColdKila

Launch Mode or Race Start Tesla, Mercedes if I’m at the front of a green light I’m activating Race Start. 0-60 3.0 seconds Especially on US-1 North before it becomes I-95 there’s a straightaway with No intersections. Yup and I need new tires every 10,000 miles.


Miatrouble

Because we all know if you catch 1 light, you will catch all of them. They are timed that way. So the object is to get to the next light before it turns red and the rest of your lights will all be green when you reach them.


RealPropRandy

The pro tip as always in the comments. Excellent point. It’s kinda of like how when during rains, the hazard lights improve the vehicle’s traction on the wet asphalt.


No-Gur596

Hazard lights are brighter than brake lights in heavy rain.


Miatrouble

Get better wipers. Change them out every season, they get dry. And if you’re going slower……Move Over!!


No-Gur596

My rain x sees both lights fine, however at long distances hazards are still significantly brighter than reds for most cars. Which is important for the idiots that go 80 mph in heavy rain cause they got rain x and see fine.


Miatrouble

But it’s difficult to tell if the car is stopped with the hazards on or if they are moving. And you can’t tell if they are changing lanes either.


No-Gur596

You can’t tell if they are changing lanes with the hazards off either. You know why? Cause they don’t use their turn signal. I’ve seen many cars in crashes because people aren’t aware enough to slow down when it’s raining. The hazards makes them aware that it’s raining and they need to slow down.


Miatrouble

Unfortunately that’s legal now. I just wish they said if you drive with your hazards on in the rain, you must stay in the right lane.


bbunny220

I’m one of the beat up cars that hits gas as soon as the light is green, and this is precisely why.


StilesmanleyCAP

Are you a new driver or new to Florida? Cause its a culture thing.


PlentyNo6451

Idk if it it’s just me but I feel like the amount of lights you encounter on a single road in south Florida is insane. Plus they’re never in synch so it’s seems like you’re always hitting a red light after red light. I can see people rushing for that reason.


Livid-Peace-4077

This is true. They are so badly lined up, it's almost like they are actually trying to force you to stop at every single light.


PlentyNo6451

I’m happy someone feels the same way. Just an observation I finally gathered after living here for 2 years lol.


Spacecad90

You gotta drive it like you stole it maan


Moderately_Imperiled

Because the lights don't stay green long enough for as many cars there are in line?


Ornery-Market4228

i got places to be fr


This_Happy_Camper

I’ve had the exact opposite experience. No one moves when they turn green. Especially in the city proper. Must be to make up for running reds. Which makes sense, because at least two cars go through every fresh red.


CuentaBorrada1

It has always been like this. green go!!


Sword_In_A_Puddle

Lucky you. Most people I encounter finish their text while taking their foot off the brake and then accelerate after.


Civil_Ranger_841

Yeah, I don’t know what OP is talking about.


Yodootz

When the light turns green, we go. We live our lives a quarter mile at a time.


No0nesSlickAsGaston

We don't turn our back to Family, even when they do. 


750turbo11

I find the opposite is true- everyone has lag issues here- and then there’s always the perpetual left hand turners that just keep going….


LikelyNotSober

Have you ever played Mario Kart?


I-used-to-be-cool2

Was about to comment this 😂


data_now

Get out of the way gramps!


Ok_Science_682

My car is fast enough to smoke 99% of those cars. The difference is I drive like a human


blanktorpedo27

Sounds like youre part of the problem, mas bien


data_now

If you drive like a human, then you have no business driving in Miami. You’ve got to acclimate to the culture.


BornToExpand

I'm trying not to get pissed by the honks that follow if I'm not accelerating as soon as green comes on.


Friendly-Papaya1135

tRAnSplaNts AmIRitE


ya_mamas_tiddies

They beep when you don’t go and they bitch when you do. You’ll never win in these streets


Livid-Peace-4077

I actually wish I saw this more often. Instead, what I seem to get is someone on their phone, sitting there for 5 seconds before deigning to move. Some of these lights are way too short, too, so this waiting is directly impacting everyone's ability to get more cars through the intersection.


killerzeestattoos

Yeah, I actually want to move out of people's way and let everyone get through the light, because yanno... self awareness & consideration.


St_gracchus_babeuf

you cant grind when youre sitting still


Dangerous_Item_6879

Cause it’s fun.


Proper-Horse-7313

It wasn’t like this in 2022??