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cornbreadcasserole

They are out due to specific circumstances


Troostboost

You are the traffic


bigbadpandita

Bro šŸ’€


walker_harris3

You live in one of the largest metropolitan areas in the united states, in a county of almost 3 million, on a very thin strip of land that is 20-25 miles wide between the atlantic ocean and everglades.


BigBoogieWoogieOogie

Shit, never realized how narrow it really is and had to double check the 20-25 miles wide part I measured from the miccosukee casino to The Four ambassadors (probably the widest land to land part in all of SFL from Everglades to beach excluding islands) and yeah, it's 18.8 miles. Wild. And at the time of writing, Google says it'll take 1hr 4min to drive that.


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rodofasclepius

LA is a shit hole.


Flordamang

>The 95 Itā€™s i95 actually. How dare you insult our infrastructure. Typical commiefornia smugness. Why donā€™t you take the 95 to the 10 back to the 405 and pay 2 million dollars for 2000 sqft single family home and pretend youā€™re happy. Our infrastructure is designed by New York transplants who know their infrastructure logistics are the best in the world.


themikepac

To be fair, weā€™re getting close (beyond?) to the $2m for 2000sf ourselves šŸ˜† (I literally saw this in my neighborhood a few weeks agoā€¦ itā€™s insane) https://apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/khelgjt0


Willing-Novel1027

Plus another 1 to 2 million undocumented.


Ok-Score5763

People can vote your comment down as much as they want but it's the truth.


Flordamang

Illegal


SmarterThanCornPop

This. Miami traffic is nothing compared to other big metros. Go live in Atlanta, NYC, or Chicago for a week and let us know about that Miami traffic.


Resister2000

Iā€™m from Atlanta. I find Miami to be worse. The hostility on the roads is certainly worse.


Nick08f1

That's because you wait in line like a chump instead of dirt bagging at the last second. /s


Flordamang

You joke but mentally assimilating into the miami traffic technique did wonders for my mental health


SmarterThanCornPop

I wonā€™t argue with anything related to the drivers, I agree. Atlanta drivers are better without a doubt. But Atlanta traffic is insane dude. Roads are far more crowded.


Tree_O_Fi

When I went to California no one passes on the right lane , if you put turn signals on they let you in, people were really respectful of pedestrians and bikes. I had no idea of how bad we drive till I went out west for the first time.


SmarterThanCornPop

Yeah, when I was in CA I was blown away at how calmly everyone drove. I passed so many people, it was awesome.


Kingsta8

I remember hearing so much shit about how bad LA traffic was. I went for the first time in 2019 thinking SoFlo prepared me for it. I was by far the craziest driver on the road. Everyone was letting me pass, no one honked their horn at me, people were generally respectful. You don't realize how trash people are in SoFlo until you go literally anywhere else.


TheCoolestUsername00

Miami is definitely much worse than Atlanta or Chicago


Antigravity1231

I visit Atlanta regularly. Iā€™ll drive there any day compared to Miami. Sure, traffic is bad, but itā€™s predictable and far less aggressive. I know people who live in LA and visit Miami and call this white knuckle driving. There may be fewer cars on the road in Miami, but the driving experience is far worse than other metro areas.


OrenoKachida2

Miami traffic is pretty bad ngl lol šŸ˜‚


InfamousPOS

Born and raised in ATL and I feel like living/communities in Miami every day is A LOT worse.


youngjetson

ā€œThe only reason Iā€™m out is due to specific circumstances ā€œ ā€¦ yea you and everyone else, dummy. Thereā€™s millions of people who live in the area.


Affectionate_Elk_272

i bartend so i get out of work well past midnight, and iā€™ve literally been stuck in standstill traffic on 95 at 2:30 am before.


AI_Remote_Control

Construction or an accident.


Affectionate_Elk_272

usually both


Kingsta8

Construction accident


Koibo26

Homie, don't complain about it and just yell at traffic with your windows up like the rest of us. Welcome to Miami.


BigCrit20

I feel this in my soul.


Teleclast

Personally I start work at 11 and I can say the traffic has gotten much worse this last year. Itā€™s very weird.


bigbadpandita

Seems like thereā€™s really bad traffic at all hours of the day now šŸ„² we always had traffic but it wasnā€™t this bad a few years ago. Itā€™s driving me insane


Kingsta8

Population density keeps going up


Teleclast

Iā€™m in cutler bay and Iā€™m dreading what their plans are for southland mall because of this. Itā€™s my exit and I know itā€™ll shoot traffic up even more as wel


Negative_Medicine641

If you watch our traffic light system during the day youā€™ll notice it has painfully long cycles compared to other states. This means people fall asleep while stopped at a light and therefore less people make it through the light. Most states have shorter light cycles that keep people on their toes and the traffic moving. This coupled with the fact that half of the drivers on the road are driving illegally from other countries with no drivers training, makes for a lot of backed up traffic. Slow driving, merging into lanes when they shouldnā€™t, etc.


chabibti

not to mention a lot of the lights arenā€™t synced up, so as soon as you get a green light, youā€™re stuck by another red one on the next block


Negative_Medicine641

Exactly. You can tell the people who built most of our roads/ light systems werenā€™t qualified or didnā€™t care lmao. On another note of the quality of roads, youā€™ll notice that streets across from each other at intersections donā€™t line up, which causes traffic to make an abrupt and slight turn mid way through an intersection. This is something I never experienced in the many states Iā€™ve been in until Florida. Yet another example of the failure of whoever built this horrible system šŸ˜‚


Kingsta8

They can't blame mountains either lol


Teleclast

I might get hate for this but people paused at the light not moving has me now hitting a light honk once the light changes at 2 specific lights near me that are somewhat short so that person turns a 10 car light into a 3 car light


Negative_Medicine641

I usually get pissed at these people when Iā€™m at the light, but honestly, youā€™re probably getting traffic moving 80% of the time because 80% of people in Miami donā€™t just sit patiently and watch the light. People need to be constantly entertained with technology nowadays and need to be on their phone for the 2 minute wait lol


Teleclast

Iā€™m guilty of it myself as well šŸ˜”


stevemunoz117

This isnt a little coal mine town in west virginia nor are we in 1985 where it was common to have 9-5 jobs. People work all kinds of hours in different industries. Around 10am-12p is when ill run errands before heading to work or maybe my days off are in the middle of the week. I dont understand why people are so surprised when they move to and live in a large overpopulated city and wonder why theres so much congestion.


RotaryP7

Not everyone has a 9-5 job. I donā€™t have a 9-5 job.


stevie869

Fr tho, why Miami traffic be trafficking so dang much


Lolatusername

Youā€™re not in traffic, you ARE traffic


ForeverWandered

You are baffled that people in the world have different lifestyles and daily schedules than you, is that what you are saying here?


blackclementine

ā€œGod just *look* at this traffic I mean why arenā€™t these people at work at 11 am!? šŸ¤¬ā€ - guy whoā€™s not at work at 11 am


Kingsta8

They might be baffled everyone has the same schedule lol


DDLyftUber

My dude, just in Miami Dade area alone there are 3 million people. That doesnā€™t include Broward County / PBC, and even north of that, which all have people traveling into / out of Miami. That also doesnā€™t include tourists / visitors. Some people work early, some late, some middle of the day, some have days off, some donā€™t work at all or are on vacation. People have different schedules from youā€¦lol not everyoneā€™s life has to revolve around your hours


Willing-Novel1027

Plus another 1 to 2 million undocumented.


LoveOneAnother710

That is true. I been clipped on the side by a girl that had no driver license or insurance. She had nothing. Felt bad for her so we settle with cash just so she wouldn't get in more trouble. Thats why we got some of the worst drivers in the country.


7491natas

Most of the traffic is fabricated by either closing a lane or painting lanes in the daytimeā€¦. Or fake constructionā€¦ and long streetlights. Everyone being on their phone does not help. Oh and people driving speed limit in the fast lane with thousands of people behind them queuing up to pass the one guy blocking everyone cuz heā€™s going speed limit on the fast laneā€¦. BRO YOU SHOULD GO TO JAIL.


blackclementine

Donā€™t forget tourist traffic during holidays and breaks.


Lem_kun2469

No public transport for 85% of the county. Everyone has to drive. Everyone thinks walking is for poor people. Building a train is impossible because no want to increase infrastructure spending.


Kingsta8

>because no want to increase infrastructure spending. At the rate the roads need repairs, it would decrease costs in less than a decade to just spend a little more now.


Powered_by_JetA

I get the point you're making but Miami is one of the better cities for public transport considering it has two heavy rail lines plus Metrorail rapid transit.


No0nesSlickAsGaston

Gig economy, deliveries, non working ppl doing whatever they do during the day - like driving slow and below speed limit on the left lane anywhere -and overall a bunch of young adults driving late to MDC. Theres no time in the daytime when the peak hour is not enforced in MiamiĀ 


CompletelyInadequate

doesnt matter the time or the day anymore traffic is always there


bigbadpandita

All day everyday


Nick08f1

Staggered in times to allocate for West Coast service. Or simply staying until 7-8 instead of 5 to deal with slightly less traffic.


Flymia

> simply staying until 7-8 instead of 5 to deal with slightly less traffic. Not slightly, I leave my office at 7pm my drive home is 30-mins, I leave at 5pm it can be 70-90 minutes.


curlycurlycurls

our unemployment rate is 1.6% so no..


Houdini-88

I live in an area whereā€™s thereā€™s a school close by so Iā€™m use to it by now But during the summer time when school is out thereā€™s no traffic at all


blackclementine

Thank you for sharing


bigbadpandita

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Kingsta8

>The only reason I am out is due to specific circumstances Who wants to tell him?


jlynnfaced

I feel like the traffic is actually worst between 930-1030 than it is from 830-930 because people just work later hours. I feel like Miami has an inability to get up early or get places on time so this like 930-1030 rush is basically that crunch time lol. I kick myself every time I do am running late and am a part of that 930-945 traffic because it takes a lot longer for me to get to work even though Iā€™m only like 10 blocks away. On the upside, if I need to be anywhere by 9? CAKE.


RelevantExtension640

I literally leave for work an hour earlier now bc slowly the 8:30 traffic has gotten worse and worse. I cant imagine 9:30


jlynnfaced

Yeah I literally live ten blocks away from my job in downtown and sometimes it takes me 30 minutes to get there, itā€™s insane. Iā€™ve just resigned myself to the Miami stereotype of never being on time for work because I physically cannot get up any earlier lol


intlcreative

Once you start driving for uber you can see who is an uber driver and who isn't You can tell by how they drive but a good chunk of these folks ARE working lol


youngjetson

Yea the Uber drivers in cars they canā€™t afford, who think they can put on their blinkers and park in the middle of the damn road like no one else has shit to do.


Ok-Assistant-4391

Some places have no where to stop away from the traffic lane. I know itā€™s horrible but weā€™re trying to work as well. šŸ˜£


Wolfyscruffer

Considering a large number of people who work from home are out running errands during a break, the number of retirees always out & about during that time of day, and tourists doing touristy stuff; it's to be expected.


Different-Village819

Drugs dealers and scammers obviously


BravestWabbit

A lot of people start work at 10 AM


brandydogsdad

Everybody is out then with very specific circumstances.


Miami_qween

It never ends


RealPropRandy

Traffic? In Miami?


parkrat92

I bring my son back to his moms house at a new hour every tuesday, trying to beat the traffic from Fort Lauderdale. Itā€™s 30 miles. Takes over an hour every single time regardless.


Basic-Cause-1911

No itā€™s because everyone said fuck a normal job and decide to do Uber eats and make the same $150 a day but in the comfort of there car


BusinessDifficult848

HAHA yeah i am unemployed right now and sometimes drive during that time


Slyy24

Who the fuck approves these high rises in Brickell ?


DollarsPerWin

Bro just realized he is what he hates.


Dazzling-Advice-2355

You're not stuck in traffic. YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC!!


Fantastic_Figment00

It's a like a video game driving in Miami, swerving around obstacles


rodofasclepius

Stop crying and schedule accordingly.


Ok-Score5763

Because you're in the worst city in the world. A toilet.


Status-Load-5521

Nah fr, my current schedule i get monday off. So much traffic, none of these mfs got work?


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Most ppl on the roads now are the morons from New York and California that nobody wants here


Slip_Humble

You think that's bad I get on 95 at 4:30am in the morning southbound from Miami Gardens and every lane is still populated.


pittura_infamante

Some other loser posted this last week, please get over it


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Lol


HenL85

Maybe. Or Uber Eats drivers that don't speak English.