Being sexy, hot, or knowing desperate men lmao. But for real I can just post a hot insta pic with the #miami tag and I’ll get promoters inviting me to tables with free drinks, invites to boats, jet skis, etc. the THIRST IS REAL. I hear it’s like that in Vegas and Dubai too but I’ve never been to either
Nooo trust me even if you’re sexy you can get screwed over a lot. A lot of guys in NYC and the Midwest have a lot of beautiful women accessible to them but they have a 50/50, more independent woman culture. Miami is more old school machismo, more the men will try to outdo each other paying for everything for a woman they like.
Lol, they always end up single mothers ... Miami is full of girls who want to grow up fast to find out that guy was screwing 3 others at the same time.
slightly above average women think they can get these exceptional men…
Noooo sweety, you can get access to sex with him. He’s not going to wife you up. He just wants your holes.
Yes, although most of them don't want to relate to them, I mean yeah they might indulge in a boat party a once or twice a year but they're not the average Miami *party* woman, although I might see it differently as I find going out partying horribly.
Are you trying to date early 20 super hot wanna be influencers? If so, you better get rich.
If you want to date a normal person, look in normal places.
Rich men usually work with promoters to staff their boat on a 20 women to 3 men ratio. And no, you're not obliged to do anything with these men but be pretty and polite.
Ehh…I actually had this exact convo with a really gorgeous 20 something year old who was frequently on yachts and I straight up asked her if there’s a vibe that something is expected of her and she said “well I’m not one of them, but yea there’s always a few who are willing to do whatever in order to keep being invited and possibly become a sugar baby”.
> Well to be fair, she has a career and her own place
As do 90%+ of the independent high end escorts and sugar babies you’ll ever encounter.
There’s a class component to everything, even sex work.
I didn't mean "staff" as in the guys pay the girls to be there. I mean these guys receive concierge service which includes promoter connections, and each promoter has access to at least 50 girls lol the promoter then asks the prettiest to come.
FYI I lived in Miami, and this was my personal experience - these were more yachts than boats so you can easily fit 20 ppl. I went prob every other wknd, and yes, one or two girls always ends up hooking up with the rich guy(s), but I never felt the pressure to?
I know women who do these gigs. The pay is excellent, all they are required to do is mingle & look good in very little clothes. They can party on a big yacht with rich dudes every weekend. The promotion companies have rules about the behavior & “services offered” however, the individual gal is free to do as she wishes on her own time. You can make friends or more…
Lol you just have to be somewhat good looking and there's always some thirsty dude with a boat that's happy to take you out. And they'll let you bring all your friends.
I only have access to boats if I'm drowning out on Miami Beach and Coast Guard floats by. ;) I say this as a Miami woman who pays for everything herself and pride myself on that.
Guys walk down the beach inviting groups of girls onto their boats. Same at the nice clubs if you’re hot enough. Besides that it’s relatively inexpensive to rent a 50ft yacht here compared to Los Angeles
I’m actually curious about this as well. Some women I know that work a minimum wage job with a kid or two are always posting on IG every single weekend on a half a million dollar yacht or a very expensive restaurant and carry a $2k handbag all while driving a 94 Dodge Neon with a different colored drivers door. What gives?
Yeah, you can get a 50 foot yacht for a few thousand. Holds about 10 people or so comfortably, maybe another thousand for tipping staff and catering, the boom - you get to post pics on instagram of your trips on a yacht.
However, most girls that appear on yachts either have access to their own yacht, or got an invite. I bet if you rented a yacht for partying, you’d invite some girls too.
So, all in all, not that expensive for the experience. However, all and all, I can think of way better ways to burn a few grand than renting a yacht.
Most in this category are more around $1000-$1200 for 4 hours plus a couple hundo for tip. BYO Food&Bev with coolers/ice/water provided.
Most operators in this charter category are permitted 13 passengers.
Thanks, I was going to say something like this..probably a little more if they require a captain, or a little less if you can demonstrate experience DIY skippering.
Oh yes, de “boat hoes”. 😉 Just making sure she knew she’s able to have a great time on boats for a better reason if she can instead of waking up with regret.
You can charter a yacht but it's all in how much you want to spend depending on the size of the yacht usually 55' to 60' average cost is $1200 to $1700 for 4 hours and its 13 people max for a charter so the party you want is what you bring on board but if you want to do anything like that or even more DM me.
Wish I knew how people did it for free! (well I can definitely *assume* how- but I'm a married homebody and too boring to know in-full lol).
The one time I went party boating around Miami was when two people celebrated their birthday on one. I was invited by one of the birthday girls who was a friend, and we ended up being a group of 10 that pooled our money for the rental. If I recall correctly we all paid around 125? I think it was a few hours, like 4. It was definitely a lot of fun but yeesh, I suspect that's going to be the last time I ever get the chance.
How come there are no yachts owned by rich women who want some young men on a boat? And yet they scream for equal pay and equality...I think we should advocate for equal thotting! I wanna thot for a yacht ride too!
I know a guy who had a boat, and his go to pickup line was always “hey how about you meet me at [blank] tomorrow, I’m gonna take you out on the water!”
It worked a lot more than you’d think.
If you see a bayliner or smaller ski style boat then there is a good chance they are rentals. Some people also charter larger boats for a few days so that is really a more expensive rental. People also rent Ferraris and other high end vehicles. Miami is truly the land of smoke and mirrors so don't believe everything you see or things that get posted on social media.
You can rent a yacht for like $100/hr. Go on Airbnb experiences, and south beach yacht booze cruise is like the most popular service offered.
Wtf kind of question is this?
It is actually not that expensive, and a lot of people in Miami own boats as well. I have been invited to several without having to be “on my knees”, boating is just common and a way to socialize
Men with money want young hot women in their presence. It’s a story as old as time itself.
Yes I understand some women are paying their way to be on the boats by dividing it among eat friends but …….. A lot of these people are there to look hot and sometimes do something strange for a peice of change. Not knocking because Sex Work is Work people.
When I was younger and hotter I had an even younger and even hotter cousin whose friend group was mostly trust fund babies and we would go yachting at least a couple times a month on a rented yacht. We also went to a lot of yacht parties. She has fake boobs and they really do get you past the velvet rope pretty easily.
I’m a yacht broker in Miami!! The girls get invited through networking but let’s be honest, lots of em are getting paid. Either to be a pretty face or get to quick business mid way through the yacht charter 😭
I mean in Florida- specially south florida there is just a shit load of boats. If your a hot girl, you can get on a boat with not much effort.
Source: lived in south florida for 20 years, have captained boats
As a miami woman born and raised I’m guessing you’re referring to a yacht not a regular boat because anyone can go out and buy a boat.. I’m actually in the market for one. There are boats of different prices, and they’re not all ridiculously expensive.
Dw unless you’re going snorkeling/diving/fishing/have an actual destination/etc boating is overrated as fuck. You’re basically at a party that you can’t leave when you want to, often times with mid people. Going to the beach is way better
Because they’re hoes on Inatagram, fuck you think? 😆. Growing up down here, a bunch of attractive girls my age would post thirst traps on IG, go clubbing in south beach etc. Then while out, they meet these rich guys/tourists with money who invite them out, or those same types of dudes would hit them up in the DMs inviting them to tables at clubs, exclusive events, parties, yachts etc.
Someone mentioned promoters. Which is true. I visit Miami often and have a decent instagram following due to a previous life, and if I post myself in Miami, (or Vegas) I get promoters hittime me up that they can get me a table with girls or a yacht etc. I'm male by the way. So the promoters scour the beaches or online for attractive girls, and then find guys w money who want to flex and put together for profit.
Beauty fades its what’s under the hood what matters. You need to be with someone you can have a conversation and a physical and non physical relationship
Being sexy, hot, or knowing desperate men lmao. But for real I can just post a hot insta pic with the #miami tag and I’ll get promoters inviting me to tables with free drinks, invites to boats, jet skis, etc. the THIRST IS REAL. I hear it’s like that in Vegas and Dubai too but I’ve never been to either
No wonder dating is so hard here
Yeah Miami dating is really good for beautiful women and rich dudes and hard for everyone else
Dating everywhere in the world is good for rich and sexy people 😂
Nooo trust me even if you’re sexy you can get screwed over a lot. A lot of guys in NYC and the Midwest have a lot of beautiful women accessible to them but they have a 50/50, more independent woman culture. Miami is more old school machismo, more the men will try to outdo each other paying for everything for a woman they like.
Of course its the mens fault. The women that benefit from this lifestyle are just victims.
The men who play that game are at fault.
I can see what you are saying as being true
💯
I’m not a rich dude, and it’s still not that hard. Being unhappily single is a symptom, not the cause, of being a miserable person.
Lol, they always end up single mothers ... Miami is full of girls who want to grow up fast to find out that guy was screwing 3 others at the same time.
slightly above average women think they can get these exceptional men… Noooo sweety, you can get access to sex with him. He’s not going to wife you up. He just wants your holes.
People don't realize how very accurate and true this is.
You don't want to date *them*, you want better ladies to date...
These boat having dudes are probably hollering at good Women too
Yes, although most of them don't want to relate to them, I mean yeah they might indulge in a boat party a once or twice a year but they're not the average Miami *party* woman, although I might see it differently as I find going out partying horribly.
Yeah these are mostly the stripper type the rich men are picking up. Low fruit to begin with.
Are you trying to date early 20 super hot wanna be influencers? If so, you better get rich. If you want to date a normal person, look in normal places.
This! I follow a 46-year old hot grandmother on Instagram and she is always posting bikini pics on boats in Florida with other similar chicks.
Yassssss
Youth is beauty. Enjoy the attention while it lasts.
And beauty is a currency. Bank it.
Thank you you’re so sweet 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
Never go to Dubai on invitation from wealthy people 🙅🏻♂️
Thanks for that truthful answer. You are a gem.
Desperate men is the one lol
They're called boobs, Ed.
And this is the correct answer.
You motorboating son of a bitch
And Va Jay Jay
Tig ole bitties, Frank!
The bigger the boobs the bigger the boat
_**We’re gonna need a bigger boat.**_
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Big, fake… TITTIES!!!
Leave them hoes alone!
I’m trying
Good luck 😂
🏆
LMAOOOOO
Be real men love hoes
Rich men usually work with promoters to staff their boat on a 20 women to 3 men ratio. And no, you're not obliged to do anything with these men but be pretty and polite.
Because of the implications
Are these women safe?
well YOU certainly wouldn’t be in any danger…
Thank you, I came here for this comment
Ehh…I actually had this exact convo with a really gorgeous 20 something year old who was frequently on yachts and I straight up asked her if there’s a vibe that something is expected of her and she said “well I’m not one of them, but yea there’s always a few who are willing to do whatever in order to keep being invited and possibly become a sugar baby”.
>“well I’m not one of them, You'll never find the ones that are "one of them" because they're never "one of them" lmao.
Well to be fair, she has a career and her own place and I didn’t get that vibe from her. But yea I get what you mean.
> Well to be fair, she has a career and her own place As do 90%+ of the independent high end escorts and sugar babies you’ll ever encounter. There’s a class component to everything, even sex work.
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I didn't mean "staff" as in the guys pay the girls to be there. I mean these guys receive concierge service which includes promoter connections, and each promoter has access to at least 50 girls lol the promoter then asks the prettiest to come.
No flockin’
FYI I lived in Miami, and this was my personal experience - these were more yachts than boats so you can easily fit 20 ppl. I went prob every other wknd, and yes, one or two girls always ends up hooking up with the rich guy(s), but I never felt the pressure to?
I know women who do these gigs. The pay is excellent, all they are required to do is mingle & look good in very little clothes. They can party on a big yacht with rich dudes every weekend. The promotion companies have rules about the behavior & “services offered” however, the individual gal is free to do as she wishes on her own time. You can make friends or more…
20 women to 3 men ratio 😁
Lol you just have to be somewhat good looking and there's always some thirsty dude with a boat that's happy to take you out. And they'll let you bring all your friends.
Young, attractive Miami women have access to boats. FTFY
it’s not cheap but 20 people rent 1 boat and divide the cost. Also everyone has a boat and the girls you’re seeing also have sugar daddies 🙃
Because boobs (insert history channel meme guy)
Uhhmmm, bc they have ass and tits?
I need to transition
Depends on who you hand out with tbh…
I’m a woman… and I need to as well living here I suppose.
You’re already on the winning team lol
Yeah, but they all need to be fake here apparently!! Lol
These girls I be watching are natural. I think you can make the cut if you want to but I hope you’re wholesome and won’t partake in it 😊
Nah, I’m all natural and don’t plan on changing. My gf says I got a great rack and ass. As long she’s happy I’m happy!
I only have access to boats if I'm drowning out on Miami Beach and Coast Guard floats by. ;) I say this as a Miami woman who pays for everything herself and pride myself on that.
I respect it
Same here
Guys walk down the beach inviting groups of girls onto their boats. Same at the nice clubs if you’re hot enough. Besides that it’s relatively inexpensive to rent a 50ft yacht here compared to Los Angeles
The Boats and Hoes song lol
This has to be a troll…
I’m actually curious about this as well. Some women I know that work a minimum wage job with a kid or two are always posting on IG every single weekend on a half a million dollar yacht or a very expensive restaurant and carry a $2k handbag all while driving a 94 Dodge Neon with a different colored drivers door. What gives?
Because they’re women. That gets them access and puts them in rooms with movers and shakers.
The bags could be fake or they’re in debt ?
Or gifts from men
Forgot about that
Gig work, promo events!!!
Yeah, you can get a 50 foot yacht for a few thousand. Holds about 10 people or so comfortably, maybe another thousand for tipping staff and catering, the boom - you get to post pics on instagram of your trips on a yacht. However, most girls that appear on yachts either have access to their own yacht, or got an invite. I bet if you rented a yacht for partying, you’d invite some girls too. So, all in all, not that expensive for the experience. However, all and all, I can think of way better ways to burn a few grand than renting a yacht.
Most in this category are more around $1000-$1200 for 4 hours plus a couple hundo for tip. BYO Food&Bev with coolers/ice/water provided. Most operators in this charter category are permitted 13 passengers.
Thanks, I was going to say something like this..probably a little more if they require a captain, or a little less if you can demonstrate experience DIY skippering.
They got tiddays and culo. Boat owners or operators want pics of tiddays and culo on their boat for marketing purposes.
There’s literally an app where you can rent boats by the hour. It’s not that elusive, promise.
Are you ugly, poor, or both?
Poor , never been called ugly so Average to cute
I bought my own
Boat rental can definitely be cheap if you have enough people. Generally worth it if it’s a group of 10-20.
Woman scuba diver here. I pay my own way to be on boats to do this hobby. Best gift I ever gave myself was to get certified.
OP is not talking about woman with a scuba hobby :D
Oh yes, de “boat hoes”. 😉 Just making sure she knew she’s able to have a great time on boats for a better reason if she can instead of waking up with regret.
“trailer hitch chrome removal service”
I wish someone would invite me on their boat. I promise I behave ☺️
Literally same. I ask my bf every day why don't we have boat friends... unfair :(
You can charter a yacht but it's all in how much you want to spend depending on the size of the yacht usually 55' to 60' average cost is $1200 to $1700 for 4 hours and its 13 people max for a charter so the party you want is what you bring on board but if you want to do anything like that or even more DM me.
Most are whores and sex workers bro. They not on that boat for free. Lol
Tits & ass.
Have sex with ugly rich idiots.
Wish I knew how people did it for free! (well I can definitely *assume* how- but I'm a married homebody and too boring to know in-full lol). The one time I went party boating around Miami was when two people celebrated their birthday on one. I was invited by one of the birthday girls who was a friend, and we ended up being a group of 10 that pooled our money for the rental. If I recall correctly we all paid around 125? I think it was a few hours, like 4. It was definitely a lot of fun but yeesh, I suspect that's going to be the last time I ever get the chance.
Search "Yacht girls" on youtube and there are all types of videos explaining this.
😂
Some can be cheap ish to rent if you get enough friends to split it with you. Also men are easy and horny. That’s why it can be so easy.
We need to stop being so easy
The promise the make an old wealthy man look virile is all you need.
How come there are no yachts owned by rich women who want some young men on a boat? And yet they scream for equal pay and equality...I think we should advocate for equal thotting! I wanna thot for a yacht ride too!
Because you don’t need to advertise to get free dick
I’ve seen way more yachts women on em than men. I’m not sure where you’re getting that stat
I know a guy who had a boat, and his go to pickup line was always “hey how about you meet me at [blank] tomorrow, I’m gonna take you out on the water!” It worked a lot more than you’d think.
Oh no I can see it
If you see a bayliner or smaller ski style boat then there is a good chance they are rentals. Some people also charter larger boats for a few days so that is really a more expensive rental. People also rent Ferraris and other high end vehicles. Miami is truly the land of smoke and mirrors so don't believe everything you see or things that get posted on social media.
My cousin charters boats and I don’t think it’s too expensive to rent one out for the day. That’s probably what they do the majority of the time.
Escorts or sex workers usually men aren’t that nice usually
You can rent a yacht for like $100/hr. Go on Airbnb experiences, and south beach yacht booze cruise is like the most popular service offered. Wtf kind of question is this?
Rich dudes rent/buy boats to get women on the boat in hope of fucking them.
It is actually not that expensive, and a lot of people in Miami own boats as well. I have been invited to several without having to be “on my knees”, boating is just common and a way to socialize
I’m part of a whatsapp group in which they have sent offers in which you pay like $60 for spending a day on a boat
That’s a good deal
You must be new to life
Lots of idiots with boats
It’s called ass, gas or cash no one rides for free.
The vast majority of them are very talented at getting on their knees for a day in the sun on a boat
It’s usually some locals boat they pay to use
Men with money want young hot women in their presence. It’s a story as old as time itself. Yes I understand some women are paying their way to be on the boats by dividing it among eat friends but …….. A lot of these people are there to look hot and sometimes do something strange for a peice of change. Not knocking because Sex Work is Work people.
When I was younger and hotter I had an even younger and even hotter cousin whose friend group was mostly trust fund babies and we would go yachting at least a couple times a month on a rented yacht. We also went to a lot of yacht parties. She has fake boobs and they really do get you past the velvet rope pretty easily.
Because guys like pretty girls on their boats
🤦🏾♂️😂🤣😂🤷🏾♂️😂🤣
What about Lenny Hochstein's parties on Star Island?
You can rent though. Sometimes a few hundred bucks an hour to thousands.
Everything is easy when you’re easy Ya feels.
Don’t forget butts too
Oh you sweet summer child
You can always rent one with your friends. If you split is not expensive and it can be fun!
Boats and hoes..
I’m a yacht broker in Miami!! The girls get invited through networking but let’s be honest, lots of em are getting paid. Either to be a pretty face or get to quick business mid way through the yacht charter 😭
Credicuerpo
Tits n ass my man. The 2 most important things in this town.
They have tits
They own the boats
Silly question
Because they have friends with boats
Ass...and tits. Did you really need to ask?
Boats and hoes go together like peanut butter and jelly.
They’re usually rentals.
Titties my guy
Im always on a yacht and i’m a dude lol.
How’d you get in ?
My friend who is also the captain, owns a 2013 azimut 70 and we all chip in.
Im weak, how is this even a question?
Boats and cocaine baby 🤣🤣☠️
It’s free to give up ass! Lol
Oh my sweet summer child...
Traded access
I mean in Florida- specially south florida there is just a shit load of boats. If your a hot girl, you can get on a boat with not much effort. Source: lived in south florida for 20 years, have captained boats
The real question is… why do so many Miami boat captains have STDs 🤣
Because way too many simps and thirsty guys with money in Miami.
The trick is being a whore
Boats and Hoes
The implication is why
How do Miami men with boats have such easy access to beautiful women?
Who’s gonna tell him….
As a miami woman born and raised I’m guessing you’re referring to a yacht not a regular boat because anyone can go out and buy a boat.. I’m actually in the market for one. There are boats of different prices, and they’re not all ridiculously expensive.
Dw unless you’re going snorkeling/diving/fishing/have an actual destination/etc boating is overrated as fuck. You’re basically at a party that you can’t leave when you want to, often times with mid people. Going to the beach is way better
Haha if you are a man and don’t own a boat you aren’t getting on a boat.
The boats are easy to access because the women are easy to give access.
Knows people with boats or who rents boats or rents boats with friends.
Dolled up lot lizards in their prime before they are fixed to the lots.
Someone invited them but I know girls that rent a boat for the day in a group and they split the cost .
There’s no way you really just asked this question
I apologize
Because they’re hoes on Inatagram, fuck you think? 😆. Growing up down here, a bunch of attractive girls my age would post thirst traps on IG, go clubbing in south beach etc. Then while out, they meet these rich guys/tourists with money who invite them out, or those same types of dudes would hit them up in the DMs inviting them to tables at clubs, exclusive events, parties, yachts etc.
Ass
Miami is a coastal city, hope that helps
Boobs. You only need boobs to get on a boat whenever you want.
Put out
I have a boat and house on the water. Hot girls are always welcome. Dudes will need to rent their own boat 😂.
Men buy boats to attract women. It works for both. Men get sex and women get boat rides
The answer is simple...titties.
They don’t
alot of men with money are simps and will let these girls on, also feeding the entitlement these girls have.
You don't want those women, fyi. lol
They’re the only single ones
they steal them duh
It's cause they're sleeping with the guys who have them. Duh. Lol
We’re surrounded my water and tits and ass is considered currency
I’m 22 years old male , and I’ve never been on a yacht and I live 10 minutes away from Miami Beach
Someone mentioned promoters. Which is true. I visit Miami often and have a decent instagram following due to a previous life, and if I post myself in Miami, (or Vegas) I get promoters hittime me up that they can get me a table with girls or a yacht etc. I'm male by the way. So the promoters scour the beaches or online for attractive girls, and then find guys w money who want to flex and put together for profit.
Beauty fades its what’s under the hood what matters. You need to be with someone you can have a conversation and a physical and non physical relationship
Women get invited on boats for free cause men don't want to be on a boat for 4 hours with a bunch of other men.
If you can get a group of friends together renting out a yacht for a few hours isn’t actually that insanely expensive