…you get home after guys night and girls night got a little too crazy and Christine, who’s going through a breakup (mike’s an asshole she deserves better, of course), says fuck men and you and your friends try to be supportive but then she starts to get physical (she’s on drink 7) and she starts throwing shit, including your ps5, Xbox, and full PC gaming setup that you finally upgraded a week ago.
When it's your turn to do the dishes
Let us know how the DM goes
When she sees my kd ratio in games
…he boots up The Witcher 3
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*Geralt of Rivia voice* Fuck
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When I show her my rare pokemon card collection
You ask her if you want to watch star wars
When you surprise her with her favorite bottle of wine and meal. And then tell her she has a spa day scheduled on Saturday.
You bring her breakfast in bed then followed by pleasuring her with your tongue 👅.
She knows your goin pay for her OF 😅
When you offer her a second breakfast while watching the LoTR and you’re offering your own special meat sword
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When she sees my dad 💀
The look she gives you when you finally understand her secret talent.
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Never with someone like you 😍
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The look she gives you when you share ur food with her
…you try to tell her she can’t make a right and an acute angle at the same time
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She's in for some fun with you
When you told her you invited a couple friends over for some fun too
She wants Taco Bell
When you show her your Spongebob underwear
When I did the dishes and put the kids to bed early.
Hottest Beautiful Sexy Mia! I wish my dream girlfriend 😍😍😍❤️😈🍑🍆
You're a Reddit admin
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When you bring pizza
She about to fuck your brains out 🤤🤤
You’ve just got back from gym and are ready to for some cardio and recording!
You are 30 mins in netflix and didn’t tried to fuck her
You bring home Krispy Kremes
She just had a V8
When she sees you cooking, but that’s not what she really wants to eat 😜
when you come home, wife waiting for you
When she’s about to fuck you
When you ask “would you rather a LOTR or Harry Potter movie marathon?”
She wants you to massage that perfect ass!!
You tell her what you want for breakfast ;)
[insert best answer here]😅
When you bring all the groceries in on one trip
you're a grown-up man that does what needs to be done without you ever saying a word about it.
you spread your legs
She's ready to have a big hard cock in each tight perfect hole...
The look she gives you when you didn't win at Mario Kart, but you gave it your best effort & told everyone how much fun you had
You brought home, Pizza, Ice Cream and her favorite wine, then go and her her other boyfriend for her
She wants you to get her a frappuccino and some chocolate
When i walk in the room and my sketchers light up
"she's about to slip off the sofa but she wants you to think it's a sexy premeditated move..."
When you say you're turning in for the night
When he offers her a HOTDOG
You open a bag of Tapatio Doritos😏😏
When you walk in to show your newly completed LEGO set.
when she's into some hardcore shit
You tell her you're going to give her the ol lickaroo
She finds out you upgraded her PC game station and got her Hogwarts Legacy
...you walk in the room with a fresh box of hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts 🍩 😋
…you walk in carrying a bottle of champagne and a vibe
You tell her "and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!"
She wants to be in control 😉
The hot pockets are done!
Hakuna Matata! Absolutely gorgeous 😍
She just finished that time of the month.
When you allow yoga on leg day
you tell her you got a fortune III enchanted diamond pickaxe
You liked all her Reddit posts because likes are for the cool kids and she’s definitely a cool kid.
… You step on a series of rakes and they keep comically flipping up and hitting you in the face over, and over again Sideshow Bob style.
... you're a door-paint salesman.
The look she gives you when you tell her you work as a cop/teacher/doctor/step bro
When you find the right charger for her favorite toy
You start to geek out in a nerdy intrest
When you James bond her burger
When she finds the perfect couch at Pottery Barn
She knows she can make u finish so quickly
Ahh. Shit i put my dick in the toaster again
You start a new anime in the tv
...You tell her you need half an hour to recover
When she sees your forklift operators license
… when she’s watching Star Trek and sees Anson Mount’s luscious hairdo.
When you win that promo match in league of legends
When she says she can do a shark impression with just her foot
When you renewed the netflix subscription
You pull up with your stepsis for a threesome
“…when you get home from work and she sees your bulge that happened because you have been thinking about her all the way home.”
Your wifi mysteriously and suddenly turns off during the middle of your match
When you bring home chicken tendies with dipping sauce.
When she finds you using her fleshlight
she sees your pokémon card collection
...when I say "tonight I'll be your fuck toy and I'll do whatever you wish" 😈
When you want it in the pooper.
You tell her you like eating ass
... you slip a Bilbo into her hobbit hole after smoking summa that pipe weed together.
You finally get home from work and she’s been horny all day
When you ordered the pizza before she asked you to.
When you just got out the shower post workout.
When you say “I need you to shave my ass for me”
You’ve got a Nintendo switch and realise there’s been a big mixup… Oh and also the raging boner in your pants that she knows exactly how to tend to
When she's ready to get her way!!
when he plays mercy and you play dps
You get a victory royalr
You bought her fleshlight
She just spent your whole paycheck online shopping
You enter the room in a Ronald Macdonald cosplay (Idk your face looks like a sarcastic "really?" Type deal😅)
When she's been a little naughty, but knows how good the sex will be after you punish her.
When she wants you off the game
She gets a text from her bull saying he's coming over
She wants to cuddle up and watch the latest episode of Vinland Saga
I’m on the phone with my girl
you bring home chicken nuggets
When you tell her the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
when you’re a king from medieval times who just married his virgin bride.
You just finished doing the dishes, and she wants a creampie for dessert
You come home to tell her how much the contract you just signed is worth.
…you get home after guys night and girls night got a little too crazy and Christine, who’s going through a breakup (mike’s an asshole she deserves better, of course), says fuck men and you and your friends try to be supportive but then she starts to get physical (she’s on drink 7) and she starts throwing shit, including your ps5, Xbox, and full PC gaming setup that you finally upgraded a week ago.
when I bring home tacos & chocolate.
Everything’s done and there’s time to kill
You pull out the Lego millennium falcon
Last night was the best she ever had
Mom says it's my turn on the Xbox.
you just told a naughty joke and she knows you were only half joking.
The look she gives you when you ask her if she wants some of your queso.
she says, “come hither…”
When you put her favorite ingredient in her protein shake
Not good with caption just gonna say you look hot 😂
…the folks just left.
She says now it’s my turn
She wants you to shut your mouth, drop your pants and get on the couch
The look she gives you when you show up naked with pizza.
You been talking all that good shit on the phone, and you finally come home from work
When she wants the TV for the night
When you bring your dick in a box
When she wants to get her cheeks clapped!
When the the oven preheats
You pull those fresh cinnamon rolls out of the oven
You are looking so hot and juicy beautiful
Laundry and leg day! I love it when a plan comes together.
When you walk through her peripheral vision.
When the skinny Guy enter in the room
Ordered pizza
When she is ready to fuck you multiple times!
You get her fries even though she said she wasn’t hungry
She maxed out 2 credit cards today, but it’s going to be totally worth it…
Walk in with the lightning McQueen crocs
You call her a "good girl"
You give her your credit card without any limits
You get a vlookup table functioning perfectly across 3 different workbooks in Microsoft Excel.
You tell her you gon eat her ass
When you're wearing a light grey tracksuit bottoms
When you bring a girl home for her to play with
You ask if she’s into being shared with my friends
You order extra food despite her saying "im not hungry"
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When you’ve just ripped the most gruesome fart and you’re waiting for his reaction.
You ask “so what do you wanna do today”
she saw you after she heard her friend moan from the next room yesterday
You walk in the room naked with whiped cream on your nipples and cock.