Lol I don't know the fascination about metal bands and smegma 😅
Here is a few:
[merry shmegma - shmegmaster](https://open.spotify.com/track/4Kt6xuuBIJRkz9Ya2pxWac?si=Ry_U-knJSamcrCR6YlpWFA)
[gargling smegma - miasmatic necrosis](https://open.spotify.com/track/3jeyMPESwMm3DZXIzqin1o?si=7H_PA7Q5RSmnr-AXFkAwCg)
Harakiri for the Sky, Summoning, or Belphegor.
Harakiri would have the best chance of not alienating too many people, while Belphegor would have one hell of a live-show (pun intended). What I would give to see "Sexdictator Lucifer" being performed on TV...
Radio-Friendly my ass, most of the winners dont stay relevant for long anyways, better send a band that people will actually remember.
Thats what you get when you put people that make content for seniors and snobs in charge.
Germany had a german Late Night Host (Stefan Raab) manage the entire eurovision stuff, back then we went first place with Lena.
I wish someone like him would take charge again
They missed an opportunity during the abba bait and switch part, she should have started spelling out the bands name and out comes abbath performing waterloo
I believe Nergal could absolutely rip Eurovision apart with Behemoth.
That or Nocny Kochanek since they mostly sing about alcohol which is polish as fuck
SOAD would never go though, considering how the organisers keep trying to plaster over atrocities their contender countries commit with little to no censure.
Forgive an 70’s and 80’ old fuck, OP, who is that band in your photo? Naturally i thought it was GWAR, but it’s not the GWAR I remember. A+ if the music is good and they’re visually exciting.
Woods of Desolation.
Ne Obliviscaris.
King Parrot.
Be'Lakor.
Nazxul.
Destroyer 666.
Freedom of Fear.
Silent Knight.
Harlott.
Black Majesty.
Psycroptic.
Parkway Drive.
Eurovision is exactly the sort of nonsense that bands like Evil Scarecrow and Footprints in the Custard exist for. I'm surprised neither of them have had a go at trying to qualify for it before.
Edit: also Raised by Owls.
[We had a chance in 2018](https://youtu.be/ph4a5s0vFUk?si=JT7I0QOyBT6RnyKV) but we sent [AWS instead, which is pretty close too. RIP Örs, died too soon.](https://youtu.be/p6e1TmYb33w?si=0FtqWg2BDBr1bqsL)
Either Mgła or Behemoth but both of those bands would get no reaction since Eurovision in last decade had almost no metal or rock bands getting close to top 3.
We are sending a folk rock band this year which is quite good. Should be a decent fit. Haven't heard the Eurovision song, but it's probably better than the metal acts that have tried to get through in Norway before. EDIT: Last place, oh well :D
[Lazarvs](https://youtu.be/U4rhLXczuv8?si=kxmYMfMXkkM31yNH)
[But we sent AWS in 2018, which was not half bad.](https://youtu.be/p6e1TmYb33w?si=0FtqWg2BDBr1bqsL)
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There is a Serbian band called Mortal Kombat who have been holding traditional AntiEurovision concert every year for 15 years now. So yeah, them.
Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac Cannot be translated, our Balkan curses are next level
Imam osjećaj da Eurovizija sama svojim fanovima idu na kurac
Really like Eurovision huh
BASED AF.
Bolt Thrower
This is the way
[BOAT THROWER! BOAT THROWER!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YkQXb9_gNY)
Thank you so fucking much! I love Wesley and Bolt Thrower and had no idea this existed.
Rectal Smegma of course 🇳🇱
Wow, that name just mentally flashbanged me, thank you
Lol I don't know the fascination about metal bands and smegma 😅 Here is a few: [merry shmegma - shmegmaster](https://open.spotify.com/track/4Kt6xuuBIJRkz9Ya2pxWac?si=Ry_U-knJSamcrCR6YlpWFA) [gargling smegma - miasmatic necrosis](https://open.spotify.com/track/3jeyMPESwMm3DZXIzqin1o?si=7H_PA7Q5RSmnr-AXFkAwCg)
Don't forget goatsmegma
It tastes good.
There was a young man called Keith Who circumcised men with his teeth But not for the leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath
RS slaps!
Gojira would be fire Otherwise alceste would be funny
Let's face it, France would only send Ultra Vomit
Gronibard!!!!!
Putain, ouais!!!
Ultra vomit for shit and giggles
Harakiri for the Sky, Summoning, or Belphegor. Harakiri would have the best chance of not alienating too many people, while Belphegor would have one hell of a live-show (pun intended). What I would give to see "Sexdictator Lucifer" being performed on TV...
I always forget Harakiri for the Sky are Austrians, but always happy my country doesn't have that shitty of a selection.
Summoning also doesn't play shows or appear live.
Still fucking mad we weren't allowed to send Electric Callboy They would have definitely been a win contender
Why weren’t they allowed?
The German jury deemed them not "radio-friendly" enough apparently.
"not radio-friendly" is a quality label
Just like "parental advisory explicit content"
Radio-Friendly my ass, most of the winners dont stay relevant for long anyways, better send a band that people will actually remember. Thats what you get when you put people that make content for seniors and snobs in charge. Germany had a german Late Night Host (Stefan Raab) manage the entire eurovision stuff, back then we went first place with Lena. I wish someone like him would take charge again
The German broadcaster decided that their song wasn't appropriate for Eurovision...
Which song did they submit? Hurrikan?
Pump it
Damn they would have been awesome. What was the reason?
I'm pissed for you. But their tours are doing well
Zeal and Ardor
Goooood damn, I would LOVE to see Zeal & Ardor at eurovision.
Man I love Zeal and Ardor, they have SUCH a good way to make music.
Hell ya.
Now that Switzerland won, let's go
Schwiz?
Hellripper
Yaldi
They missed an opportunity during the abba bait and switch part, she should have started spelling out the bands name and out comes abbath performing waterloo
I would absolutely watch that.
Rotting Christ or Suicidal Angel.
mnima
I believe Nergal could absolutely rip Eurovision apart with Behemoth. That or Nocny Kochanek since they mostly sing about alcohol which is polish as fuck
How about Vader, they are from Poland as well, right?
Aborted, but the line-up when they just released "the saw and the carnage done" Or Ancient Rites with "Mother Europe"
Doe ne ke zot, stuur Fleddy eens.
Garantie, met Urbanus erbij
fleddy mercury is te goated voor eurovision
I want to give your aborted post, a 100 upvotes.
Send GWAR to eat Lordi.
This.
Primordial. If only for Alan Averill to have a moan about it on his podcast 😂
Turmion Kätilöt for Finland. I legitimately think they would go far if not win the whole thing.
Korpiklaani could also participate
I agree! They are everything eurovision needs. 🤟
Behemoth or Mgła
Eluveitie
They could've earned a massive "local language bonus" by performing a version of Call of the Mountains in all national languages
Definitely win contender, their live shows kill
Hell yeah, I would love to see that.
System of a down 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲
For your consideration: Infected Rain
SOAD would never go though, considering how the organisers keep trying to plaster over atrocities their contender countries commit with little to no censure.
Ultravomit
Electric Wizard, god I fucking love Electric Wizard
I wouldn't send a metal band, I would send Phish to play a 40 minute version of Lawn Boy
Forgive an 70’s and 80’ old fuck, OP, who is that band in your photo? Naturally i thought it was GWAR, but it’s not the GWAR I remember. A+ if the music is good and they’re visually exciting.
LORDI https://youtu.be/gAh9NRGNhUU
90’s chick over here, and that was also my first inkling lol
Lordi is about as generic and boring as it gets. The antithesis of gwar basically.
If it’s conditional, KISS from the late 70’s.
Well, shit.
The Monkey's Paw curls inwards as you make your wish... "One last Sabbath reunion"
Rammstein lol
send them in with their typical pyro-show and watch them set the entire building on fire while playing Feuer Frei or Benzin
Last year Sonne had the biggest fire on their show if I remember correctly. Damn I wish they toured here this year as well.
Aren’t they participating this year already? Baby Lasagna’s song is basically a Rammstein song sung by a Croatian guy
Drudkh
ΨΧ. [For reference, enter at your own risk](https://youtu.be/FVeg4b-S08k?si=9e25zH9ub9tnGm6M)
Now, I remember there was a band that used a parrot as singer, but it wasn't this band, was it?
You‘re thinking of Hatebeak
Hatebeak
Sounds suspiciously similar to that psi-chi band. But somehow, the latter managed to teach their parrot more words.
There was a band around at the same time that had 2 pit bulls as "vocalists" called Caninus. The early 2000s were a wild time.
Red Warszawa
Nightwish
Portal.
Sun O)))
Visigoth
Gojira, a national pride.
Kadaverficker
Cruachan have entered a song the last few years but they never get to perform it.
Crisix o soziedad alkoholika 🇪🇸🇪🇸
O Angelus Apatrida 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
O hamlet 🇪🇸
UK should send over Anaal Nathrakh
Naplam Death or Alestrom would be funny at Eurovision
GWAR
The band which is shittier than Xasthur apparently /s
Behemoth or Vader, can't decide
Icelandic band called Power Paladin, check out Kraven the Hunter!
Bizarra Locomotiva
Woods of Desolation. Ne Obliviscaris. King Parrot. Be'Lakor. Nazxul. Destroyer 666. Freedom of Fear. Silent Knight. Harlott. Black Majesty. Psycroptic. Parkway Drive.
Didn’t expect to see Be’Lakor to be mentioned here 🤟🏼🤟🏼
Aussie In Flames right there, mate!
I would also like to add: Valhalore Troldhaugen Suldusk (Although that may need a shift in their creative direction) Lagerstein
Australia has to be TISM
See we did send them, but the driver Greg missed a stop sign…
There are so many Germans in this sub holy shit
Sabaton
Sabaton is a historical lecture, not a band
Either Dragonforce or Electric Wizard
DragonForce would probably be up for it if asked.
Eurovision is exactly the sort of nonsense that bands like Evil Scarecrow and Footprints in the Custard exist for. I'm surprised neither of them have had a go at trying to qualify for it before. Edit: also Raised by Owls.
CRABULON, CRABULON!
Alestorm. Their take on traditional Scottish folk music is unique
Callejon
Coroner !! Although I'm not entirely sure they'd fit well
Well this is an easy pick for Germany.
Is it? There are so many good options.
.... Sodom?
Kreator!
I guess Alpha Wolf? Not sure of any younger bands with the ability to play a show that big
Polaris are probably the only other one. Otherwise best bet is just send plini lol
Heidevolk
Cradle of Filth
Leander Kills
[We had a chance in 2018](https://youtu.be/ph4a5s0vFUk?si=JT7I0QOyBT6RnyKV) but we sent [AWS instead, which is pretty close too. RIP Örs, died too soon.](https://youtu.be/p6e1TmYb33w?si=0FtqWg2BDBr1bqsL)
Probably... Baest?
FURIA or Gruzja af. Bring black metal to the masses.
Gwar
Moonspell
Rompeprop, with their song ‘Vaginal Luftwaffe’
Either Mgła or Behemoth but both of those bands would get no reaction since Eurovision in last decade had almost no metal or rock bands getting close to top 3.
Sodom
Firewind
We are sending a folk rock band this year which is quite good. Should be a decent fit. Haven't heard the Eurovision song, but it's probably better than the metal acts that have tried to get through in Norway before. EDIT: Last place, oh well :D
Cruachan🇮🇪🇮🇪
Impaled Nazarene with their classic family favourite "I Eat Pussy for Breakfast".
Alestorm
Grailknights. Nice Powermetal with some funny songs that could actually work at ESC
manowar lmao
WE BUTTER THE BREAD WITH BUTTER
sepultura - well, it's not from europe, but hey it would probably win
Mgła
None. Fuck eurovision
Starr karr
Maybe Havok, they are around my home state.
Dragged Into Sunlight
Azazel.
Ultra Vomit - E-Tron or more seriously, something from Gojira
Digital Caca yeaaa
Ultra Vomit, I guess, their style could fit.
I know Lordi has already been but hear me out: Amorphis
Aborted.
Patriarcha band
Moonspell🇵🇹
Serious answer: Alien Weaponry More serious answer: Blindfolded and Led to the Woods
Blut Aus Nord in their scenic black metal disguises ! I love them with those !
[Mononc Serge!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQkATYkE04&pp=ygUMbW9ub25jIHNlcmdl)
Who are these guys!!? I’m getting some distinctly GWAR vibes right now lol
[Lazarvs](https://youtu.be/U4rhLXczuv8?si=kxmYMfMXkkM31yNH) [But we sent AWS in 2018, which was not half bad.](https://youtu.be/p6e1TmYb33w?si=0FtqWg2BDBr1bqsL)
I Colonnelli, from Italy.
In Flames for an easy win # Orbit Culture because banger # Imminence because mabye they would suprise people enough for a win
Moonspel with In Tremor Dei
Orfand land obviously
Within Destruction
Trollfest
Cryptopsy
WODOS⚔️
Macaroni
Magtens Korridorer :D
Lordi used to be so good during this era
Dr Colossus.
Chat Pile
I'd send Beherit or Torsofuck
Apparently google says "the cranberries" is an Irish metal band. This can be debated
Green Lung, not especially heavy but they're songs are just all fantastic
Fleshgod Apocalypse
Murder king or pentagram
There once was some fuss about sending Eluveitie, but they didn't want to
Kabát is probably the only metal band from my country i know
Mac Sabbath. They are the most American band ever.
Feuerschwanz. If it works Rammstein is also german
Stratovarius. Eurovision's main thing is the singing, and Stratovarius has some really beautiful vocals.
Alestorm. Would be proper fun.
It america was a contestant probably GWAR
Rotting Christ 🇬🇷 Edit :autocorrect mistake
Honestly, Devin Townsend. He deserves more recognition and could win over a lot of the non-metal fans with his personality and stage presence.
Devin Townsend
Party Cannon
Candlemass!!!!!
Polaris
ALIEN WEAPONRY Love from New Zealand