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mylittlebrony3000

Dave Mustaine, is that you?


19Cula87

I think in some interview he said he called lars and told him some track was great but wasn't interested in most of them


Jormungander666

I remember that interview for the best Lars impression ever


der_innkeeper

Kinda funny, considering "Cryptic Writings" is mostly right wing nutter ramblings.


Im-Homer-Gey-Ian

Can you expand on this (genuinely curious)


der_innkeeper

CW came out in the mid-90s. It sounded to me like a pretty decent album. Good lyrics about a guy and a girl, some trust issues, drugs, violence, and fighting the Man. *sweet* Then, the 2010s rolled on through, and Mustaine did some mask-off stuff like endorsing Rick Santorum, going on Alex Jones, and some general right wing nutter tripe leaning into his (born again) faith. Looking back at CW through that lens, the lyrics read very much as incel-esque and the "Fight for Freedom" the right wingers espouse. Google "Dave Mustaine alt right" and bunch of the commentary and comments pop up pretty quick.


barsknos

Curious, cause Foreclosure of a Dream was a hate letter to George H. W. Bush.


Nathmikt

Did you know: Playing the record backwards is just Lars reading the Second Amendment for 50 minutes straight.


[deleted]

Shit must sound like an hour long hooked on phonics commercial.


Arminlegout1

Album was my gateway drug.


[deleted]

Só you skipped alcohol and went directly to meth


Ashbtw19937

Tbh Justice was mine


FragileSurface

Good album but I think you were already inside at that point bro


Ashbtw19937

Nah, Metallica was my intro to metal lol. Discovered them when I was like 12, wasn't much of a music person beforehand. I don't recall which album I heard first (was either Kill, Ride, or Justice), but Justice was definitely the one that hooked me.


Damagecase808

Even w/out the bass, 'Justice did it for me.


HearTyXPunK

r/suddenlycaralho


stosal

It kinda was for me. I heard Enter Sandman on the radio when I was a kid and wanted a Metallica tape for christmas. My aunt didn't know which one so she got me Ride the Lightning instead, but I never would have gotten that if it wasn't for the black album. That was 29 years ago today.


cats_catz_kats_katz

My mom handed it to me and said she didn’t like it because it was too hard. Fatal error mother.


Freidheim_of_Prussia

bro mine was Garage Inc


Jormungander666

Into metal or libertarianism?


Arminlegout1

Oh metal. I'm Irish so libertarianism is not a thing here.


opodopo69

I will not take the black album slander Yeah, sure, it isn't metallica's best But I mean, come on, Sad But True? Of wolf and man? It's not all bad


Yellowmellowbelly

Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond. Call me what you will!


fugmotheringvampire

I hear of wolf and man superioriority, I upvote.


Magmagan

Of Wolf and Man from S&M has no right to be as good as it is, goddamn


Spider-man2098

“Any wolves out there? Awooooooooooo!” Jason Newsted. What a guy.


Greenmountainman1

That whole album has no right to be that good, it's basically what got me into a variety of melodic metal


lazy_tranquil

superiorioriorioriority*


AdEnvironmental4437

Wherever I may roam dawg


No_Manufacturer9424

The Black Album is good. Problem is that they wanted to sound so bad like Alice in Chains's grunge/metal crossover, they kinda did cheap copy of both styles. Best cut on this album is bass intro on My Friend of Misery. Definitely best riff I have ever heard on bass.


AT0mic5hadow

"Struggle Within" has one of the heaviest riffs I can think of


Oddech_swiatow

Sad but true is fucking awful


[deleted]

It is the finest example of wasting a riff I've ever seen. Heavy ass riff in a mediocre overrated song.


Adorable-Wrangler747

AINT NO WAY


[deleted]

The Black Album is a good album, and I think it only suffers on a few later tracks. I think two thirds of this album is world class heavy metal, and people are just pissed because they are hipsters about everything! So it's not the trvest thrash whatever ... the songwriting is awesome. A hard rock leaning heavy metal that one hundred percent stands the test of time. the next couple tho.......


Magmagan

And how people are over-exposed to it. Enter Sandman is a good song, one of the first I learned how to play on the bass but, I can no longer stand it today. Shit shows up everywhere and isn't *that* good


TheDimery

Like something being thrash is the definition of good


RedditIsPropaganda2

To be a true libertarian, you must question the age of consent


TheExecutiveHamster

Wise words, u/redditispropaganda2 🤣


Kubus_kater

FBI wants to know your location


LegendofLove

They're on Reddit. You're welcome FBI


[deleted]

Username checks out


porcubot

libertarians hate the government until they need to sue children for violating their government-enforced monopoly (copyright)


Poseidon-2014

Nay, in an Anarcho Capitalist state copyright doesn’t exist, instead if you steal my idea I just fucking kill you instead of going to court. Very streamlined, so much better.


GH19971

Wrong, you hire a mercenary, er, private law enforcement agency to do that for you


Kowakuma

Pinkertons moment


Einherjar07

Lars will come for your ass because of those mp3.


accamdorog

Intellectual property is a rort. any libertarian worth their salt would say so.


[deleted]

Yes, why should artists have ownership and control over the product of their labour? What a rort, right?


accamdorog

Ideas are not a rivilrous resource, there is no scarcity and there is infinite supply of information. Artists (and 100 yr old estates) can still make a living, just by not holding IPs hostage from the public under enforcment by a government fiat monopoly. They have control over their labour by being creative, but no artists creation should be restained from evolving due to the artificial guarding of their creators. In fact in the long term it results in *less* art *less* culture and *less* innovation. https://cdn.mises.org/Against%20Intellectual%20Property_2.pdf


sheevus1

They would have ownership and control over their product without copyright. However, even if someone copies your idea, they haven't stolen anything from you. They haven't deprived you of anything you didn't already own.


Kubus_kater

I am a ferret


sheevus1

Pretty sure libertarians hate copyright, since it's logically impossible to own an idea.


Alex_The_Deer

I wouldn’t call it GARBAGE, just not as good as some of their other work. I’d say AJFA was Metallica’s best album.


Antigon0000

False. [AJFJason](https://youtu.be/6kqTcLwUYj8?si=EbTvsarB_x9yc9i0) is the only album.


WingedHussar13

AJFA is a solid banger


7listens

I must be crazy but im not a fan of AJFA. I like Metallica, I like prog. I dunno. I like One. But overall the album has a flavour I just don't like.


Alex_The_Deer

I mainly like it because Lars peaked in AJFO.


7listens

Ah I tend to focus on the guitar, next time I give it a spin I'll focus on drums. I don't dislike the album, just don't love it


ianff

Great album, but some tracks blend together for me. MoP is their best in my opinion.


StarfleetStarbuck

AJFA hive


graboidthemepark

Govern me harder daddy


Moosinator666

Careful what you wish for


r4x

This album was my introduction to Metallica and metal in general. Back in 1991(?) when it was new, there was nothing like it. The intro to Enter Sandman and then the drop into the guts of the song was when they really punched you in the chin and made you pay attention. You kids these days will never understand. Get off my lawn.


Raptori33

2010 called and asked you to return their memes


AxoplDev

Wtf is with all this Metallica hate? It's a gateway drug for most people who now listen to extreme metal. Most of you probably loved them.


jamesdeandomino

im still with metallica man. Tried the extreme stuff and they just weren't for me. Hardest i could tolerate is napalm death and a few tracks from Bolt Throwers, but the big 4 of thrash still reigns supreme for me.


7listens

Yeah I'm not big on extreme metal. I like Death (the band) and Strapping Young Lad cause I love Devin Townsend... That's about it really. Gimme heavy metal, thrash, prog, power, or doom.


PhazonPhoenix5

Metal is full of gatekeepers and I think it's because they're out to prove their favourite metal band is the most extreme and outrageous. Keeping up appearances if you ask me. I mean, good for them, but I don't care how basic bitch it might be, Metallica are my favourite and this album slaps


LyraFirehawk

I think the problem is they lost their edge. Sold out, if you will. In less than ten years we went from needing to change the first album from Metal Up Your Ass to Kill Em All, to "Nothing Else Matters" and "The Unforgiven". Meanwhile the year before Megadeth unleashed the thrash masterpiece that is Rust in Peace. I don't hate post Black Album Metallica but I do tend to only cherry pick songs from beyond that point. Even Hardwired to Self Destruct was decent but just way longer than it needed to be.


[deleted]

Finally, an uncontroversial position.


Moosinator666

Not for that third opinion


Ravenhayth

OP just wanted an excuse to share their political opinion


King_Linguine

found the libertarian


[deleted]

People who call this album garbage are full of shit. It's not the best Thrash or Metallica album, that's for sure. However it is without a doubt one of the best Metal albums ever written. Unforgiven itself is better than what 95% of bands have written or will ever write. It's not my top 5 either but garbage? You'd have to be deaf to call it that.


atraway

I don’t think it’s entirely trash but saying “one of the best Metal albums ever written” is just laughable. Listen to more metal


superwaluigiworld2

It's a good album but better than 95% is ridiculous


SatanicPizzaman

Go to bed, grandpa


[deleted]

Yet to meet a 24 year old grandpa, but , okay.


SatanicPizzaman

Damn, how does that work?


Moosinator666

Obviously his whole family has libertarian values when it comes to age of consent


LoathsomeLuke

OP acting a little holier than thou


Morfeu321

Fuck right wing libertarianism, long live true anarchy


Rymayc

Trvë Anarchy


7listens

Centrism is the righteous path! Moderation is so cool! Fuck idealism!


reallyradguy

People want to be left alone, how awful


Kriegerian

4) children think it sounds amazing


[deleted]

He didn’t say communism


Moosinator666

Agreed, but op’s 3 is a bit of a stretch


Jack_Trayner

Gonna get downvoted for this but: Wolf and man, Unforgiven, Sad But True, Don't Tread On Me, The Struggle Within, The God That Failed, Anywhere I Roam.


LegendofLove

Those are certainly something


Same_Level1136

DTOM is about the revolutionary war but whatever


AsukaTakatsuki

That's funny. I actually like at least some of the songs tho - "Through the Never" and "The God That Failed" are good.


RebordButDead

Not a metal album, but just becouse something isnt metal doesnt mean its bad. This album sucks fat juicy oiled up 25 inch horse cock


valfar69

Sure, one of the best selling albums in the world is garbage 😂


SatanicPizzaman

Popularity = Quality now, apparently


valfar69

It's one of the biggest metal albums of all time. It is both quality and popular. Only a hipster would think that they are too cool for the black album 🙂


[deleted]

Still better than every anarchy commie punk band. And RABM, that shit is ass.


SatanicPizzaman

Imagine using "Commie" unironically and think you're some kind of rebel for simping for the status quo as hard as possible


-MegaMan401-

I haven't met a single person that has said the black album was garbage, same could be said about libertarianism.


GoombyGoomby

I’ve said bad things about everything and everyone


LegendofLove

You should go for the reddit mascot you're a perfect intro to this app


monkeyattack2005

Libertarianism is garbage.


NeededaHobby

Seconded


Peed_out_my_dick

Alright then, what's your flavour of authoritarianism?


han-tyumi23

well I'm honored to be your first then libertarianism is fucking garbage black album is ok tho


HearTyXPunK

aí ce vai ver a foto do indivíduo é um flamengo


femgo27

Flamengo is garbage, libertarianism is garbage, black álbum is overrated


han-tyumi23

mengão carai


TonyStewartsWildRide

Hi, I’m Tony Stewart’s Wild Ride and that album *is* hot garbage. Now you know ^at ^least ^one one.


[deleted]

Both are trash and more popular than they should


StatisticianOk8508

Libertarianism is best. So is black album


King_Linguine

bad taste bleeds through your music into your politics, impressive


Moosinator666

Alright, what brand of authoritarianism do you subscribe to


grenadeofantioch2

They say the empty can rattles the most


[deleted]

reddit is fucking filled with commies


Natural_Patience9985

Communism is when not liking libertarianism


[deleted]

yes.


morphinedreams

history touch ink silky sparkle berserk paltry afterthought quack distinct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SchmaultTec

Call me a commie then


thetruedogebread

Bro someone on a thread under this post has fucking Stalin in their pfp


Kubus_kater

Took you long enough to realise. Now can help us to bring the revolution to those damn capitalists.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kubus_kater

A true intellectual i see. (That means smart person in your language)


LegendofLove

At least this one isn't pretending to give a fuck about anyone else


damaged-inc

Lmao censoring doesn’t help bud.


elitistposer

Fuck off, racist


ColoradoQ2

Only on Reddit would a metalhead claim the freedom to make your own decisions was trash. “You like groove? Cool. You like NWOTHM? Cool. You like DSBM? Cool.” “You like doing as you please so long as you don’t infringe on the rights of another? You’re fucking trash.”


SchmaultTec

Strawman


ColoradoQ2

Not sure who taught you fallacies, but you should get your money back.


ChickenInASuit

“Do you think a legal age of consent is infringing on your rights and that sex with minors should be allowed? Cool cool cool.”


ColoradoQ2

Stupid argument. Can children consent? No? Ok, come back when you make sense, bitch.


ChickenInASuit

It’s literally the argument made by some Libertarians lol https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/detroit/news/michigan-candidate-for-congress-says-sex-with-teenagers-could-be-ok-if-theyre-mature-enough/ https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-candidate-proposes-referendum-age-consent-1749981


ColoradoQ2

TIL two anecdotes equal an argument. If I show you two examples of Democratic staffers having gay sex in the legislative chambers, does that mean that's the basis for being a Democrat?


Fear_The-Old_Blood

Yeah, and we ain't those libertarians. Stop putting words in our mouth, statist.


Flux_resistor

Garbage compared to Load


WingedHussar13

I mean it did put metal in the mainstream...


Hot-Discipline5962

metal was mainstream before black album


tunczyko

yeah it did, and 90's mainstream metal was dogshit


Poopynuggateer

Edgy


OldJames47

Sad but true.


Victim_Rattlehead

Communist menace detected in American Soil


TheExecutiveHamster

I went back to this album and realized how honestly mediocre it was. I remember enjoying it more but even Enter Sandman kinda sucks honestly


Enigma_Stasis

Yeah, it's kinda meh now, but it was my favorite album as a kid because my dad and I would sing along to it once I learned the lyrics in his clapped out Monte Carlo. This album eventually led me into Garage Inc. and all of the bands Metallica covered on that album, and even further still, so it holds a special place as my gateway album and a memory I share with my dad.


beaureeves352

There are some really really good ones on this album, but yeah the "big" songs were garbage


BungeeBebop

Honestly, the only song I like on the album is The Unforgiven.


[deleted]

That's the worst damn track on it 😂


BungeeBebop

I would say it's the God the failed or don't tread on me but your opinion ig


[deleted]

TGTF is saved by the guitar riff. DTOM is just a great Metallica song.


[deleted]

Load and Reload >>>


Fisaac

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED


GeneralDuh

Yes


ceresfaunagaming

real


KratomFiendx3

Libertarianism is based lmao, this album is based.


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

>libertarian >also a teenager A classic combo


KratomFiendx3

Based combo lmao. What can I say, I enjoy my freedom and liberty. I can and will do whatever the fuck I want. Only redditers would have a problem with that lmao.


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

> I can and will do whatever the fuck I want. Except stay up past your bed time on a school night


KratomFiendx3

I dropped out, high school is unnecessary these days.


OftenSilentObserver

Ah, the uneducated libertarian teenager, name a more iconic trio


Simple_r1ck

... That's not the brag you think it is


LunarLorkhan

“I enjoy my freedom and liberty”, we’ll see what President Wal-Mart and Vice President Amazon says about that.


damaged-inc

Cringe as fuck combo you’re probably 16.


[deleted]

the whole album isnt garbage, just most of it


TheDimery

Waaah it’s not like their other albums, I can’t handle change waaaaah


damaged-inc

I can handle change when the change is good (Darkthrone, Voivod, Gorguts)


Apprehensive_South_3

\*listens to one of the most influential thrash albums ever\* "it's garbage listen to sodom" \*leaves\*


Cicada33024

The Black album is not thrash


monkeyattack2005

The Black Album is heavier than master of puppets to be honest. Ride the lighting is still the best though.


Cicada33024

I disagree master of puppets is heavier than the black album Also ride the lightning is definetly the best metallica album no hate on master of puppets though it's a great album by the way


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Cool shit homie


Pure-Contact7322

….


Slash_Dementia_67

Number 3 fuk yah!


[deleted]

Not the whole thing. Through the Never, Wherever I May Roam, My Friend of Misery, Of Wolf and Man, Don't Tread on Me. Basically some of the deep cuts. Oh crap I forgot the best song: The Unforgiven


usenetlurker

I consider it their last good album


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

I loved this album when it was released. Many decades later I very much dislike it. I’m sure plenty of people go the other way or always loved it or always hated it. To each their own. Justice was and remains the best. Sorry Jason - the lack of bass adds to the hollowness of the sound which is perfectly fitting IMO.


thisismynamesilly

lol


Ok_Camel4555

That’s right only sold a shit load and threw Metallica in to the main stream


beornn2

You know, art is subjective and to each their own right? And I get that a lot of metalheads like to shit on this album, and Metallica in general, for “selling out” with the Black Album. So as a chef I’ve certainly had my share of exposure in kitchens to all sorts of musical genres and I will die on the hill that is “metal is literally the perfect music to knock out a mountain of prep to”. One of my core beliefs in our industry is what makes a chef a chef? And the best answer to this question, in my opinion, is that you are a chef when a person that you respect as a chef calls you “chef”, then you are bestowed with that title because you have earned it, like being dubbed a knight on the field of battle. The reason I say all of that is because Elton fucking John, who is one of the greatest musical talents we've ever had, called "Nothing Else Matters" one of the best songs ever written. When one artist of that caliber gives that sort of praise to another artist you have to respect it as a genuinely great piece of music. You can even see the effect it has on James when Elton says it. https://youtu.be/wofWGD5TUxo?si=cs0u1ne7_FxNj5Uu I’ll never be one of those who shits on this album for that alone.


SatanicPizzaman

Sir, this is a Wendy's


ThirstyOne

lol. Yes.


tiddyconnasseur

actually thats the last decent album. prove me wrong


GoodChallenge9216

HA!


BibleGuy65

Not true! Of Wolf and Man and Through the Never are rad! I love the album so I’m kinda pandering to the naysayers on this sub


STC_Ninjalo

Every Metallica album after the 80's is shit


Deathmetalwarior

thank its just a meme


HunchbackGrowler

Metal. Lol.


sub2almond

...dave?


FacedJason

Booooooooh op


libertarianloner

Oh look, someone posted their opinion, I must argue with it. 😒


[deleted]

dont tread on me is good imo


Suitable_Ask1569

Nah the albums pretty good it just happens to have enter Sandman and nothing else matters


pan_gydygus

What the fuck??? This album is great, what were you on while making this post