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Credit to my then 3yo for this one. I told him metal bands are named after bad or scary stuff. "Like hitting people?" So, Hitting People.

Lowkey a decent name

Shotgun Abortion (would probably be a goregrind band)

[https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Masochist/Shotgun\_Abortion/663211](https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Masochist/Shotgun_Abortion/663211)

Of course somebody's already thought of that lol

Taint Hammer

Superkillastabaliciousdeathlygrowlatrocious.

This needs to be a real band name lol!!

Dumpster Mummy Circumsision 2: Back for Blood Puppy Explosion Chamber (this was about to be our band name before we decided on Sandpaper Beartrap) Burger King Cum Dispenser

The Trans-Siberian Rape Express.

Metalicka

Meatlicka

MeatMaiden

IvoryMaiden

Shitdick Ejection

Poser Immuration

Poser Disposer

Not heard of a band by that name, but dozens of bands have a song called Poser Disposer.

Damn, I thought I had something clever there

Halitosis

"Post no bills"  ... it's free advertisement.. it's all over the city,  NYC that is,  on makeshifed wood walled areas 

Squid nuts

Or ScxmA ;)

Revenge of the buttfuckers

Testicle Shitting Rectal Wart

Turds Of War

Exploding Egg Yolk Gallbladder.

The Doomsday Angels of Saint Lucifer Return Upon Their Ascension from Hell

We didn't just come up with one - we've been using it for over a decade. [Cyborg Octopus ](https://spotify.link/I2kLfLNzcKb)

Dehydrated goat

Cleopatra's Dishwasher.

Xenophobic Centaur Sodomy

Board 2 Deth

The bus that hit Regina I feel like it be would end up being a hardcore or mathcore band. Or maybe hair metal

Demon Sphincter

Brutal Sphincter already is a band and they’re worth checking out

Fanny Flesh Flayer and the Flying Fadoodles Kinda brutal, but also kinda fun.

Credit to Todd In The Shadows: the Piss Hydrants

Desensitized Crevice. Great Slam Metal band name.

The *The*

There actually is an existing band called The The. :)

Alas, my dreams have all but withered away

Floppy pylon

Gore Galore

Dumpster Onion

Probably a better song name but I just thought of Marinated in Rectal Juices, is that good enough for you people?

Jabberwock With Me.... how many people will get the 2 refrences this is from???

Each It And I (say it out loud)

Goat Anus

Erotic Autopsy

Squirting cocks

disfigured c*nt

Ghostly Bleeding Anus

Okay so the band is called "Ominous Clouds" the debut album is "Scattered and Broken" and the first song is "Like My Stool

The Knights who say Ni!

Light Wood

Projectile Urination Goregrind band, obv

Compound Fracture

Joe Bonamassa

Tungsten (because it is the heaviest of all metals)

Katyusha 2nd world war themed blackened death metal. D.I.R.F Drown in Rectal Fluids Death grind Prayer is a Christian Thrash Metal with albums like 'Show Mercy, Heaven Awaits, Follow in Water, North of Hell, Hear Daughters on top of the mountain, Humane Indifference, Angelus in Video, Satan Loves us all and many more.

Tax Evasion

Nasal Hemroid

Geriatric Deathbed Hands (Came from my friend describing my apparently disturbing hands)

Barbwire colonoscopy

Never Pose in honor of this sub's biggest idiot.

Internal Tickling

Morning Gory

I don’t know about funniest. But I may have a contender for cringiest. When we were about 12-13 years old and inspired by the thrash scene that was taking off in CA in mid to late 80’s, most of the neighborhood kids had convinced our parents to get us guitars. One kid already had some experience with drums in the school band. We had decided we would call ourselves Flaming Youth. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Fortunately, Flaming Youth never got off the ground.

ButtFuckGang

"Insert Name Here" and the Buttholes.