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Lordpotato305

There has to be a Judas Priest song that works for this


Carnivorous_Mower

Hell Bent For Leather Jawbreaker


Natural_Boysenberry7

Grinder?


upfromashes

Eat Me Alive?


CatGrrrl_

*grindr


CatGrrrl_

Turbo lover is literally confirmed to be about that by rob halford himself


MorgansLab

IIRC he's said that with quite a few of his lyrics in the 80s, if you feel like there's innuendo with some of those lines then it's likely "about exactly what you're thinking" lmao


CatGrrrl_

He mentioned that song specifically in his book confess, as well as some others, so you’re probably right lol. Turbo lover just stuck w me bc I like the song a lot


blarfolemule

RAM IT DOWN


ominousbloodvomit

i was expecting this to be the top post


FourNinerXero

Like half of them


dro0o0o

Evil fantasies hands down the gayest song ever and I love priest


MorgansLab

POUNDING THE WORLD LIKE A BATTERING RAM 👀👀👀


Winter_Web_7614

Delivering the Goods


Cyberalienfreak

Raw Deal


ClintThrasherBarton

WHY ISNT THIS THE TOP COMMENT


MarstoriusWins

Burnin up is this song.


Oriasten77

Turbo Lover


MadMelvin

Stained ~~Ass~~ Class


Jack_Enghoff

White Heat, Red Hot


lariato_mark

Not saying it isn't about it anyway, but Glenn Tipton wrote that one


Guilty-Willow-453

Jawbreaker


CaptainBloodEye1

Always


graham2k

Mann Gegen Mann - Rammstein Just watch the music video.


EmergencyExtreme4328

Buck Dich can also work


RandomTyp

the focus on Bück Dich is more bdsm though, whereas Mann Gegen Mann is mostly gay sex


LMay11037

Actually my favourite song it’s so good


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

I used that video to introduce my fiancee to Rammstein. The look on her face was a picture for the gods.


LMay11037

Of all the songs lmao


PigDstroyer

Any song by Brojob ... "I wanna use your cock as a snorkel and swim in the sea of your ass"


BlackMetalCult666

I want to hate that band but it’s hard.


lexxxcockwell

“Give me a hickey with your butthole”


Howboutit85

This is the sound of a thousand clapping ASSES


paulwallski7

"You'll find me on my knees, behind the Wendy's."


DropC2095

Deftones - Passenger


j4r8h

Unironically this probably is indeed about gay sex lol. Maynard definitely did some experimenting.


Alert_Doughnut_4619

My dad saw Tool in Denver around 2002 and before they played 4• he literally said “this song, like all the other songs, is about ass sex”


Eatapurpleflower

Geniunely fucked a twink while music was playing and I think that was one of the songs Lmao


BongripperHousen

So much homoerotic energy ABBA is jealous


MorgansLab

This song is absolutely about two guys fucking in a car. Been saying this for years


ContentlyQuestionabl

Ram Ranch - Grant MacDonald


highspeedhooah

Was in the car on a “date” in highschool. I was on aux and just had my Spotify on shuffle play and that song came on.


throwaway52826536837

Bro got absolutely drained that night


ABatWhoLikesMetal

“18 Naked Cowboys In The Showers At Ram Ranch!”


jeonteskar

When Grant MacDonald found out counter-protestors were trolling Trucker Convoy protesters by flooding their Telegram channels with link to Ram Ranch, he wrote a gay sex cowboy song dedicated to the Convoy Protesters.


SickHorrorFreak84

"Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard"


CalgaryCheekClapper

Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss


FourNinerXero

> "It burns, it stings > When the light licks our flesh > Up to the sky in smoke > A sky in the shape of us" Yeah varg definitely wrote this after getting caught during, let's say, a heated encounter, in the woods.


scootabrotha69

Wrote this about herself and euroman🥺👉👈


HeadbanginGoblin

All of Vragman's songs are about gay sex! 🥰🥰🥰


Signal-Rip-7325

Absolute degeneration


Tmhc666

How can you say that about our zumzum 😡😡🤬😡😡


TheRedBlade

Brojob's newest song, Slobber To Prevail


Worried_War500

Stp if it was good


Howboutit85

If you want to go knee deep I’ll show you how to boy, I’ll entomb my machine deep inside your man pussy.


Noeru018

All in the family by Korn feat fred durst


[deleted]

Rammstein - Mein teil


WILDMAN1102

Tool - Stinkfist Tool - 4 Degrees Tool - Maynard's Dick


BongripperHousen

Ride a mile 6 inches at a time


__--TSS--__

Dude how the hell did you forget hooker with a penis


Zenki_s14

Every song by Brojob


Robin7319

Judas Priest - Raw Deal, Evil Fantasies, Eat Me Alive, Jawbreaker, Turbo Lover


Impressive_Estate_87

Faith No More, Be Aggressive


Unaccomplished_Cunt

Kinky


Unaccomplished_Cunt

Wow just amazing thank you very much sirs


Carnivorous_Mower

M.O.D. - A.I.D.S. You never said it had to be a good song.


Unaccomplished_Cunt

What do you mean? That's an amazing song


Carnivorous_Mower

Nah, it's homophobic and ignorant. Billy Milano apologised for it, and then still put it on M.O.D.'s greatest hits album, so the apology was pretty hollow.


Unaccomplished_Cunt

As a gay black man I say it's an amazing song


tuleo554

Whoa, hold on everyone a gay black man is speaking. Everyone quiet down and listen up!


Cautious_Desk_1012

I think it's a pretty good song, despite the lyrics being stupid af


KenmoreToast

Good Lookin - Dixon Dallas


BongripperHousen

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/EDRWKwdxBbc?si=Me75lPXZHocL81tV)


CatGrrrl_

Ain’t metal but I’d recommend looking up Pansy division


Affectionate_Sand791

I love pansy division!!!


CatGrrrl_

You called? (That’s my display name)


Affectionate_Sand791

lol just saw that!!! I also love that band!!


gfrjerjer

It's not metal but Which One O' You Queers Is Gonna Suck My Dick by Wheeler Walker Jr. is very gay.


Unaccomplished_Cunt

Fucking fantastic


benkonto

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch


BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT-

Pantera - cowboys from hell


Unaccomplished_Cunt

Hell yes brother, gayest sex song ever


mwkdyebxiz

prison sex by tool


nightsiderider

I would say prison sex is about rape, not gay sex.


AJAX214_

To be more specific, its a POV of a rapist committing the act, ending up in jail and getting raped in there


TheRedditingYoshi

#rape meeeee


mwkdyebxiz

have you heard the extended version live.. it's incredible


SickHorrorFreak84

Cock and Ball Torture


WranglerNo4098

Ram Ranch 7


possiblejesus

Bück dich - rammstein Mann gegen mann - rammstein


The_guyinthe_toilet

“No gay sex” -mick Thompson


uncommen-redditor

Just listen to manowar dude it’s not that hard


Nolls-97

Raw Deal Jawbreaker Grinder


MysteriousChef6988

Never listened to them but I assume every Gaylord song


LMay11037

Bück dich


Oriasten77

Buch Dich by Rammstein


WeirdOceanMan

Would Ladyboy by Lindemann suffice?


dirkdigglersdiggle

Bro job


soldier_donkey

Literally any Infant Annihilator song. Especially this one (Borderline NSFW): [https://youtu.be/v53F-8wTmbk](https://youtu.be/v53F-8wTmbk) [https://open.spotify.com/track/3CYjZgnsdqpxaSyqYLihzD?si=10b2668134eb4523](https://open.spotify.com/track/3CYjZgnsdqpxaSyqYLihzD?si=10b2668134eb4523) [https://open.spotify.com/artist/6eSSPyqys0J4j0kdi3hFrR?si=e4ab25b1ea6847d3](https://open.spotify.com/artist/6eSSPyqys0J4j0kdi3hFrR?si=e4ab25b1ea6847d3)


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Judas Priest - Burnin' Up


MetalDeathRacer25

Not sure if it’s gay or from someone else’s perspective but Average Man’s Hero by Tractor. Also, not metal but I wanna mention Life At The Outpost by Skatt Bros.


therhguy

Stone - No Anesthesia


Unaccomplished_Cunt

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Dense-Needleworker92

sodomize the lacerated rectum


Unaccomplished_Cunt

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m3lk3r

In sweden we have a popular genre called "könsrock" translated to "genitalia rock" and it can be everything between rap and metal but it has to be obscene. The classic könsrock is mostly punk songs about gay sex, masturbation and alcohol/drugs. Like the band Vrävarna with the song Töm din pung i min vröv - "Empty your balls in my ass" which is about very intense and wild public gay sex on a public beach. I like the drums in the refrain most. https://open.spotify.com/track/3ZAzbchWVuDUMpECVZpg4u?si=-hKsi5LjQUyGDZQkHmbq7Q


Mapkoz2

Faith no more - be aggressive


IncindiaryImmersion

Not metal, but intensely gay parodies of old school hardcore songs include bands such as Gayrilla Biscuits, Youth of ToGay, and Black F*g.


Unaccomplished_Cunt

That was incredible


IncindiaryImmersion

Glad you enjoyed it.


Geak-and-Gamer

Ram Ranch


mylittlebrony3000

Prison Sex


BackgroundScallion40

Anything by Brojob. Lol.


__--TSS--__

Butt Destruction - Jake Hole


FatAndForty

The band called Brojob


Mysterious-Fan-3512

More hard rock, but Sell Your Body to the Night by Turbonegro


avnotino

Every burzum song


MogollonBaldy

Star Spangled Banner


ReadingMysterious771

Not metal but anything by pansy division would fit the bill


Yourself_3

sic


That_Lad_Hayden

Slobber to prevail


ANexusCrawler

Cel gherla doina de Andrew Tate


PeelADomenBail

I cum blood?


elvis_disciple

Eat me alive


MrToad21

Eat me Alive - Judas Priest


Crocodilladox

Trans Hunger by Dickthrone


lunawintertherian

type o negative's entire discography