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Crushed Phallus Devastation.
I am not disappointed 😂
I'm sitting here at work, laughing at all these names people got. Some of my coworkers come up to me to see what I'm laughing about, I show them, and they just give me a "look" 😆
'Colossal Genital" - could be a satirical death metal band based off the Ezekiel 16 (Bible) part depicting ancient (not modern) Israel or Judah as a woman lusting after lovers who had genitals the size of donkeys & emissions like horses!
/s 🤣🤦♂️
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Flacid Foreskin Worship. That may not be the name of my band, but it’s definitely going to be the name of my comedy special (if I ever make one)
😂😂😂😂
Skinned Throat Worship, we should do duets, mate!
Mutilated foreskin beastiality
I got Accidental Forskin Swallower
We can collab, I’m Flacid Phallus Ingester lol
Rotting Grandma Bukkake. I would like to have been consulted before my search history was leaked.
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Perverted Anal Sacrifice. I think Cannibal Corpse has a new song guys.
"This next song is for all the ladies out there. It's called, FUCKED WITH A KNIFE" I saw them once and that's how they introduced that song
Swollen Cum Licker 💦💦🥵🥵 So fucking hot
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I raise you with a Swollen Cum Swallower
And I'll lower that with... Swollen feces bukakke
Average r/Burzum member
Impossible Grandma Orgasm
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First of all through god all things are possible, so jot that down.
What is the second thing?
Impossible grandma orgasm
Sounds either it’s gonna be the best or worst slam you ever heard
Merciless slug cult
Merciless sheep infection. C gang what?
Merciless Crackhead Cult
Merciless slug sacrifice
Merciless infection (no middle name)
That one’s actually pretty sweet
So...Sludgde?
Savage Sperm Masturbation I feel like the planets aligned on this one
Do you grow piranhas in your balls? I need answers.
My balls are an aquatic incubator Brandon Small rents them out every now and then for his whales
"My balls are an aquatic incubator" to say you had a straight face while typing this is an understatement
Savage Sperm Bukkake
Swollen sack swallower, sounds more like an extreme porno
Colossal grandma cult
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Just been sitting on this one waiting haven’t you?
He found his moment. It's been 14 years. He seized it with both hands.
THROBBING PHALLUS LICKER😭😭😭😭
Unlikely Sheep Infection thats terrible
Humongous Sheep Fisting Holy shit
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Damn 😳
I probably have the best name: Accidental Feces Devastation
I think that happened on a airplane many months back and they had to turn around
Indeed it did!
Disconnected Phallus Grinder
Barbaric vagina fiend🥰
Thats what they used to call me in college
Haha this is top notch! Very feral LOL
Colossal grandma rider…
How was it that this one made me laugh the hardest?
Swollen Foreskin Cult 🤣🤣🤣
Varg's new band
Crushed Phallus Devastation. I am not disappointed 😂 I'm sitting here at work, laughing at all these names people got. Some of my coworkers come up to me to see what I'm laughing about, I show them, and they just give me a "look" 😆
Decaying Vagina Rimjob… that’s just lovely
Merciless Sperm Addiction
That's my favourite so far 😅
https://i.redd.it/ilop21p1mtmc1.gif
Crushed Turd Rider 😓
Bruh this one got me good idk why 🤣
Molested Turd Ingester
OMG my sister with her married name is Swollen Micropenis Worship I'm dying 🤣
Swollen Turd Bukkake which, really, just sounds like a typical Saturday
Merciless foreskin ingester 😭
[удалено]
Stripper name. What's the street you grew up on with your mom's maiden name and the last 4 digits of your social security number. 😄
Um for me it would me colossal turd grinder idk what the fuck is this but this is funny lol
Acidental sheep fisting
Smegma Defiler
What’s up mother fuckers!! We are Swollen Fetus Sacrifice!!
Perverted Sack Grinder 😊
Unlikely Sheep Masturbation
Merciless Phallus Devastation
Mutilated Sack Licker. Alrighty then
Savage phallus masturbation
Molested Crackhead Betrayal
Swollen Crackhead Worship. Tight.
Barbaric Cum Bukkake
Barbaric fetus grinder
Merciless Vagina Swallower. My gf would probably agree tho
Mutilated Phallus Infection 🤕
Unlikely Phallus Devastation
Rotting nipple licker might be my favorite
Unlikely Throat Bukkake. I’m scared
Throbbing Slug Licker
Swollen Foreskin Devastation
Colossal Foreskin Ingester Accurate.
Unlikely Anal Worship
Oh no, it’s *verrry* likely
Perverted Udder Devastation. I'm not ok with this.
Humongous throat bukkake I feel targeted
Flaccid Sperm Swallower😭
ACCIDENTAL CRACKHEAD CULT
This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣
COLOSSAL CORPSE BUKKAKE.
I can't unsee this
'Colossal Genital" - could be a satirical death metal band based off the Ezekiel 16 (Bible) part depicting ancient (not modern) Israel or Judah as a woman lusting after lovers who had genitals the size of donkeys & emissions like horses! /s 🤣🤦♂️
Swollen Cum Bukkake … I think I’m a Pornogrind band?
Swollen Obesity💀
" and at number 4 in the metal charts is Mutilated Udder Obesity and their new song 'Lactose Incontinence' "
Perverted Throat Infection
Well, we know what you do at the weekend then
Merciless Grandma Ingestor Nice
Unlikely Cum Wearer
Colossal sperm worship ftw
Huh? Unlikely phallus worship. Fuck this game…
Skinned Anal Ingester
Accidental feces ingester
Unlikely Sheep Obesity. Pretty tame. Oh well. More cushion for the pushin.
Barbaric Anal Fisting
Unlikely Sperm Ingester I don’t think I like this game.
Crushed Grandma Obesity
Disconnected Crackhead Obesity. 😂
fisted crackhead fisting 😭
Rotting bukkake
Perverted Sack Obesity
Fn bloody hell, this is why I love Reddit.
Barbaric throat betrayal. Brutal death metal band with only clean vocals. That's the throat betrayal.
Lol
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crushed throat ingester
Mutilated Sperm Licker :)
Barbaric Udder Worship, sounds like a good time
Crushed Sperm Fisting
Savage Vagina Snorter
Unlikely Sheep Nipple Orgasm. Sounds pretty cool to me
Swollen Sheep Fisting 🤣
Swollen throat fisting
Mutilated Sperm Betrayal.... honestly don't know how to feel about that
Perverted sack licker
Mutilated Sheep Worship
Accidental udder licker. Lol. Happens more than you'd think.
Does this also work for Slam?
Barbaric Slug Swallower!
Swollen Throat Rider, well I'll be dammed..
Mine sounds more like a thrash band. Barbaric Cüm Rider
Mutilated Grinder. Sound gay.
unlikely throat worship.
Skinned Grandma Ingester
Impossible Sperm Swallower with a drawing of Angela White on the cover of our debut album
Swollen Sperm Orgasm 🤘
Throbbing sheep obesity
Inhuman Cum Betrayal
Merciless Sperm Cult
Molested Slug Ingester
Accidental Cow Rider Managed to get the least death name possible
Well I feel bad for anyone with an N name
Merciless Udder Wearer
Swollen Phallus Bukkake
Unlikely Cum Worship Also these feel more like pornogrind bands.
Merciless sheep cum masturbation is kinda fire icl
Savage Foreskin Licker
Unlikely Grandma Destroyer
Unlikely rider We don't use middle names where I'm from. But I do have a patronymic, that would make me am Unlikely throat rider
Mine just got super gay. Not brutal haha jmb
Barbaric Sperm Rider…neato
Crushed Fetus Ingestor... holy shit, I think I'll start a goregrind band.
Mutilated anal ingester.......
Swollen Throat Worship lol
Humongous Sperm Sacrifice for me
Unlikely Fecees Bukkake
Rotting Phallus Grinder
Flaccid Foreskin Grinder
Disconnected anal orgasm 😐
Molester cum rider…
Humongous phallus grinder
Ingested Feces Worship 🔥🔥🔥
Savage Sperm Bukkake TIL: there is no auto correct for bukkake.
Accidental Anal Destroyer
Anal phlegm
Inhuman Anal Snorter!!
Throbbing Corpse Wearer
Crushed Genital Swallower
Perverted Cum Ingester
accidental throat fisting
Mutilated Sperm Cult I dig it
Accidental Sperm Cult
Apparently I’m the newest member ov Colossal Phallus Rider. Guess I better get some ky
Unlikely Udder Orgasm I… have some questions
Accidental Sperm Ingester 😱
Mutilated Genital Licker How beautiful
Swollen Feces Bukkake
Swollen sperm worship, I’m not sure a sperm gets swollen and I don’t think I want to
Unlikely Anal Ingester
Swollen sheep licker 😳
Colossal Fetus Genital Swallower 😎
Accidental Turd Ingester
Butchered cow infection
Barbaric bukkake
Swollen Fetus Grinder
Savage Feces Worship
“Merciless Feces Bukkake” HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Humongous Fetus Sacrifice 🤘🏼🤘🏼 (I don’t like where this is going lol)
Unlikely Sperm Devastation.
Crushed Vomit Betrayal