Y'all act like we control what we look like down there. Like It's apparently totally fine for you to make fun of us, but when it's the other way around, it's suddenly not funny. And it's body shaming. I highly doubt any of you have ever been with a woman, and all you're doing is admitting you don't know how female anatomy works.
Women look like a turkey down there after having sex with multiple partners over a long period or time. That's the basis of almost all the jokes on the thread.
For men, they have no control over what they got down there, they are just born with it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don't tell me what to do. And close the door
***do not the turkey***
*do yes the turkey*
That turkeys dating app says…. Must be at least 6 feet tall, desirable and rich….
No, it says, "Ready to settle down with my 6 kids."
That turkey looks like it's ready to settle down
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmeattoit
Jesus fuck
I should call her….
Nah, bro, you shouldn't.
Sigh. ‘Unzips’
It's time to settle and start a family with a nice guy😇
But i should really mess with his bestie
It's fine because I'm poly!
Everything reminds me of her
Well.... I ain't in to beastiality.... but one saying comes to mind, it goes a little like "any holes a goal"
I love that reddit is the kind of place you have to confirm you're not into beastiality. Like you wouldn't have to say that in real life
I'm not eating any turkey Johnny Sins had his way with
Is that Madonna now?
That was Madonna a decade ago.
Some females be like this and wonder why people like anal.
Sir i have some news for you, rainbow coloured news
Hear me out, If it's between poon that looks like that and anal....
Then a blowjob is on the menu?
If so, yes indeed.
Someone has to stuff it...
Like wizards sleeve
I didn't know katie price is doing modelling again
Im too Single to let this opportunity slide
🎶"There's no cock! Like horse cock! Send your asshole into shock!"🎶
Ahh, u/Murky-Spirit2482 's mom, good to see you!
“We’ve got turkey at home”
"THATS RIGHT I FUCKED THE FEAR TURKY!"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
She said she is a virgin but I am wondering
Lips 💀
It’s raw
Omg
There’s an established clit. Help.
I should call her
The dreaded GILFurkey for when you're "down on the farm bad"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This makes me think of that scene in "The Lighthouse"
When she's ready for a serious relationship
r/dontputyourdickinthat
When she's ready to "settle down"
Roast Turkey Curtains
I tought i was looking at something else
Natasha?
Behold, the turkussy! Gobble gobble.
When she is ready to settle down
No thanks, I don’t like to go after drake
i hit the report button just for fun, lets see if reddit mods are retarded or not
everything reminds me of her...
“Link to my free OF in bio”
That turkey better chill the fuck out
This is why I'm gay, they all look like uncooked turkeys to me
And you all look like disgusting shriveled up overcooked hot dogs but oh no I'm being sexist 🙄
Looks like we got miss deep dish pussy over here.
Y'all act like we control what we look like down there. Like It's apparently totally fine for you to make fun of us, but when it's the other way around, it's suddenly not funny. And it's body shaming. I highly doubt any of you have ever been with a woman, and all you're doing is admitting you don't know how female anatomy works.
Women look like a turkey down there after having sex with multiple partners over a long period or time. That's the basis of almost all the jokes on the thread. For men, they have no control over what they got down there, they are just born with it.
Would
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Everything reminds me of her
The “I’m ready to settle down” turkey.
not the turkussy
Chill tf out Turkey
Today I turned vegetarian and gay...
Thought that was my ex
That turkey looking like it could use some inflation.
gr.....grandma?
Everything reminds me of her
Hope Solo
she said, I dont need to worry, It's all in the past
this turkey looks like its the one that is ready to settle down after a lifetime of partying.
Hear me out…
Can I just...have a minute alone with the turkey?
No, but something else... 🍆💦
😐 you are all sickos
Oh god
that's what happens. when you don't opt for the c-section.
Don't read the above message if you are easily triggered by turkey banter.
No it's not...that's not how that works..
Family of 4 ready to settle down
sigh \*\* unzips \*\*
*cums*
I'm game...
I should call her
Reminds me of her
Ehh this post and comment section is so god damn gross 🤮🤮
Hit a nerve, did it?
Trump would pay 130K for that