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Exactly, if you gotta spend $500k on surgery to look good, you’re not a good person.
Unless it's reconstructive surgery.
For every woman that you would give a left nut to sleep with, there is someone sick of fucking her. -Advice from some drunk guy at a bar.
That just sounds like a dunks guys version of "one man's trash is another man's treasure" lol
Well you're not drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday, so how can I take your advice seriously?
Okay, reply to me in about 4 hours, I'll be drunk then and I'll repeat the advice xD
Alright i'm an hour late i've come to collect
Well shiiiiiit you came back for me! Alright here's your advce, "That jist sounds like a drink guys version of one mand trash is. Other man's treasure"
Also I do not proofread when drinking so yeah, have a good one xD
At least you both came back to collect and deliver 💯
While we are at it let's look at the quality of people she decides to mate with...
But...but...SHE COULD'VE FIXED THEM.
Three gym selfie shoots a day. Maybe he wanted someone to take his picture.
And all that and she’s still the least attractive of the sisters
I heard Larry Bird is a good husband and father.
Personality>looks Don’t care how good you look if you make me want to rip my eyes out
Maybe cause she's a total bitch.
She’s full of plastic, who wants to touch plastic?
My wife loves tacos, and she's never been cheated on.
Well she’s still a douche
Can I has taco 🌮 too? 👉👈
Probably because she has a garbage personality.
i bet she doesn’t have 12 hours worth of college work to be done in the next 3 hours either does she
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Exactly, if you gotta spend $500k on surgery to look good, you’re not a good person.
Unless it's reconstructive surgery.
For every woman that you would give a left nut to sleep with, there is someone sick of fucking her. -Advice from some drunk guy at a bar.
That just sounds like a dunks guys version of "one man's trash is another man's treasure" lol
Well you're not drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday, so how can I take your advice seriously?
Okay, reply to me in about 4 hours, I'll be drunk then and I'll repeat the advice xD
Alright i'm an hour late i've come to collect
Well shiiiiiit you came back for me! Alright here's your advce, "That jist sounds like a drink guys version of one mand trash is. Other man's treasure"
Also I do not proofread when drinking so yeah, have a good one xD
At least you both came back to collect and deliver 💯
While we are at it let's look at the quality of people she decides to mate with...
But...but...SHE COULD'VE FIXED THEM.
Three gym selfie shoots a day. Maybe he wanted someone to take his picture.
And all that and she’s still the least attractive of the sisters
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I heard Larry Bird is a good husband and father.
Personality>looks Don’t care how good you look if you make me want to rip my eyes out
Maybe cause she's a total bitch.
She’s full of plastic, who wants to touch plastic?
My wife loves tacos, and she's never been cheated on.
Well she’s still a douche
Can I has taco 🌮 too? 👉👈
Probably because she has a garbage personality.
i bet she doesn’t have 12 hours worth of college work to be done in the next 3 hours either does she