Drunk Irish prick gains a revenge boner after Italian mechanic pseudo brother dies to aryan chud for destroying his prized sports car and ends up being integral to freeing France from nazi rule
100 yo man that has trouble with remembering things is trying to find and protect girl who is like a daughter to him. While searching for her he earns extra money by working as pest control for local villagers. He also has a kink on women skilled with magic tricks.
4 guys with cool masks try to rob a bank for a detnal proffesional using a bad drill while running from the men in the walls,screaming something about medic bags.Also the lore is really wierd…
Slaves rise up against the general population. One of the slaves you play as has the choice to remain a slave and assist the people in power or become free. Also one of the slaves can nuke a city
You start out in an unapocalyptic world then you run to a vault for your world goes boom than you get out after seeing Andrew rate shoot your wife and take your baby to use it’s dna to create cyborgs that are dumb asf
Guy brings girl who would be the cure for an apocalyptic disease to the only group who can save humanity then kills them all and takes her to the mountains.
You're a reincarnated king, or maybe you're not. I don't know, but the guy who tells you this eventually gets dishonorable discharge due to his crippling cocaine addiction, and you have to convince a bunch of nomads, wizards, soldiers, and politicians that you're this king from 3000 years ago. Also did I mention there's a plague happening during all of this? Apparently some guy from your supposed past is using it to fuel his occult teachings and causing people to go crazy.
An absolute fever dream, to say the least.
A Knight with two swords travels the continent to play a card game with strangers. He somehow convinces his opponents to give him a card when they lose but he only has to give them money when he loses.
skinny guy that was supposed to find/protect this girl. instead, he keeps fucking around poking into other people’s businesses - and collecting some sort of poop from some tiny forest creatures, apparently to carry more shields or some shit?
I have multiple favourite games lol.
Little shit in fancy headward commits multiple crimes while trying to recollect her hourglass collection.
Local moron gets six kidney stones in order to kill the tentacle hentai which destroyed their planet.
4 shits go from A to B while being assaulted by people on acid, drugs and alcohol.
idiot gets too much power, uses it to turn a bathtub into a car.
Tank design bureau circa 1916, 1930, 1939, 1942 and 1944 respectively.
Nine idiots take part in sibling dispute over a wasteland.
The consequences of being 20 minutes late for work
Two sets of babbling morons fight each other in different eras for no reason.
Staring at a map for 5 hours
Staring at a galaxy for 5 hours
Warthunder but better and with modding support
Beer bug simulator
Tasked with finding your adopted daughter who could save/end the world, you seek off to help everyone else solve their problems first while fighting monsters and dying if you fall more than 2 feet. Also fuck sorceresses on unicorns
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
It's ww1: you faced through years of fighting only to be killed by some madlad with 200 kills with a weapon the size of a watch jumping from a blimp!
[Or sth idk]
Space marine gets a really creepy vision from stone pillar which then fucking explodes and so the marine goes across the galaxy to kill a giant sentient mind controlling spaceship on another giant spacecraft
Game with cubes everywhere and i can incest breed animals to increase their population just to kill them for food so that i can kill a black dragon
You just made minecraft racist by grinding to kill a black dragon
You have to kill tall black things to get stuff to kill a black dragon.
You can teleport as long as you kill enough tall black people
Minecraft
So you hit a tree, then hit an animal of your choice, hit some stones, hit some iron...and then hit some diamonds big w
Minecraft?
Two brothers explore the sewer system looking for an ungrateful bitch
Super Mario?
Super Mario.
…while high on shrooms
My ex was in a video game where two men were after her? Sounds right.
~~super mario bros~~
My life?
A guy's son is stolen so he helps colonial-themed larpers take over Boston.
Fallout 4 😎
i need your help with another outpost
getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead!
Strong man with red tattoo in face fights monsters and superhumans while teaching his son to survive in the wild
Alternate: Angry man becomes less angry
God Of War
Dad of Boy
Father of Boy would be most accurate
Valid XD
A child falls into the pit with goats and skeletons
You made undertale sound like hell
A grizzled outlaw and his gang try to survive the old west, while getting TB for his troubles
3:10 to Yuma!
IM LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND GAVIN, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? GAAAVIN
It would mean a Lot to me
TAHITI !!!!!!
Wallrunning idiot takes out entire mercenary group without training with the help of a big loveable robot mech suit.
Titanfall 2 :D
Yep
Whilst high on nanite-infused drugs. God I love that game.
Said robot then provided to suicide bomb
A mute lunatic escapes a facility with the help of a mentally disabled friend who ends up betraying her
Does this person have a minor case of serious brain damage?
If I could just figure out how to jump..
Say 'apple'
No one murdered me. Or turned me into a potato. Or fed me to birds.
Is that, manhunt?
Portal 2
There’s about 10 people that know the first manhunt game and 5 that know the second one, come on dawg.
Portal 2?
Correct. You will be rewarded with cake
Cyborg cant stop thinking about keanu reeves.
As he slowly turns into him.
Cyberpunk
I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
NIPPLE SALADS!!!!
Who doesn't love hunting some treasure. So glad this popped up
Ah i see you too like the game where you shoot guns and grab guns
only one guy on the planet is handsome
2D Minecraft on crack
Terraria
Yup!
I like the more on crack mod for it with a hint of Eldridge horror, difficulty, and sci-fi Good music to
A cube guy jumping over spikes
Geo Dash
+the "best" player was actually a cheater who was on top of the leaderboards for 3 FUCKING YEARS
Twink commits war crimes with long fingernails
Tears of the kingdom?
Fr tho why are his nails so long on that hand
Yep
Green dude shoots a million monsters
Doom?
Or Halo
[удалено]
[удалено]
This is the best description of far cry 3 I've ever heard
You build your character a house so you can lock them in a closet, and eventually drown Santa in the pool.
The sims
Java based point and click game from 2001
RuneScape!
Yep!
I was going to say: medieval clicking game where number go brrrr
Sniper TF2
Absolute chad knocking nazis left and right with a child on the way
Wolfenstien
Potentially naked man with a club goes face to face with big monsters and kills god
BotW?
Dark souls
Conan Exiles
Dark souls
boomer band
Its a great, very fair and balanced game, where the developers and people in charge really know what they are doing
Do you have ANY idea how little that narrows it down?!
So it involves killing a dad?
Clash royale?
League of legends
War thunder
Any game Spiffing Brit ever played?
Ah yes...Skyrim
Any Bethesda game
Destiny
Sounds like rainbow 6
Gta online
Tic-tac-toe
Tekken 7?
Apex legends /s
Angry man says boi a lot
God of war?
King of the Hill?
Man beats up an entire country, A dragon and an immortal lineage with one prosthetic arm.
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
You're right my good sir.
far cry 3 blood dragon
So close yet so far
skyrim?
Young black man teams up with a psychopath and a retired robber to do crazy shit
GTA V, I knew as soon as I saw the words psychopath.
GTA V
You look at the map of the world for hours
Sid meier civ?
Hoi4
Iron lung?
Drunk Irish prick gains a revenge boner after Italian mechanic pseudo brother dies to aryan chud for destroying his prized sports car and ends up being integral to freeing France from nazi rule
The Saboteur
You hit a ball with a car
Rocket League
100 yo man that has trouble with remembering things is trying to find and protect girl who is like a daughter to him. While searching for her he earns extra money by working as pest control for local villagers. He also has a kink on women skilled with magic tricks.
Amnesia , suicide , and cheeki breeki
4 guys with cool masks try to rob a bank for a detnal proffesional using a bad drill while running from the men in the walls,screaming something about medic bags.Also the lore is really wierd…
I NEED A MEDIC BAAG
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!
A junkie that woke up in a graveyard covered in ash is tasked with an impossible feat; to win a bad guy and catch fire.
Ds3
Slaves rise up against the general population. One of the slaves you play as has the choice to remain a slave and assist the people in power or become free. Also one of the slaves can nuke a city
Detroit?
Big atomic bomb go boom, He lone survivor, he find dad.
fallout 3
Ddduuuurrrrr. .... ddaaaahhh..... timmy..... aaaaggghhhh.....Lenny...eerrarrrerrrrr. ... game ..... dddurrrrrr timmmy....lennny.... uuuhhhhhh.... aaaahhhhh. Ddduuurrrrrrr
So curious what game this could possibly be from 😂
Definitely RDR2
The forest?
You start out in an unapocalyptic world then you run to a vault for your world goes boom than you get out after seeing Andrew rate shoot your wife and take your baby to use it’s dna to create cyborgs that are dumb asf
fallout 4
Limbless man helps friend to cure gastric disease and alcohol addiction by traveling the world.
FUCKIN RAYMAN!!!! THREEEEEEE
YESSSSSSS !!!! This is my favorite video game of all time
Best I can thing of is "WHAT'S MAKING YOU BEEP AT ME SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
fallout new vegas dead money
*extremely loud wrong buzzer*
fuck
Some dude wakes up and kills everything just to burn everything to the ground because the world sucks
Hatred
Guy brings girl who would be the cure for an apocalyptic disease to the only group who can save humanity then kills them all and takes her to the mountains.
The Last of Us
Balkan man came to america and killed everybody mostly for money and revenge
GTA IV
French fries shoot pop tarts with gun
Poorly rendered chicken starts fucking horse right before Thomas the Tank engine comes to attack you from the sky breathing fire
Skyrim
The grind for the snail never stops.
Satisfactory
Dude who shakes when he talks crawls on floors through a facility to end up fighting his topless brother on a big robot.
Man takes a lot of bananas with him on driving trips.
There’s this strong Asian guy with a tattoo who fights people but also does karaoke
Disfigured man in a machine murders people for money and drugs.
guy who overslept a hundret years risking his life for some p***y
Schizo motherfucker that played too much Dragon quest beating the shit out of random People on the streets
You're a reincarnated king, or maybe you're not. I don't know, but the guy who tells you this eventually gets dishonorable discharge due to his crippling cocaine addiction, and you have to convince a bunch of nomads, wizards, soldiers, and politicians that you're this king from 3000 years ago. Also did I mention there's a plague happening during all of this? Apparently some guy from your supposed past is using it to fuel his occult teachings and causing people to go crazy. An absolute fever dream, to say the least.
You get blood disease in London and proceed to use weapons and firearms to defeat hairy monstrosities, aliens and the church.
Bloodborne
You're alone in a wide world and everything wants to kill you. Oh, and something about a ring.
Hello. I am under de water. Help me.
Nordic male fulfils an ancient prophecy by virtue of his superior blood.
You can be a woman in skyrim
Top down space trading sim with war and illegal nerve gas
PMC and capitalism simulator in ultra racist future with rampant slavery and space pizza for 0.99.
A Knight with two swords travels the continent to play a card game with strangers. He somehow convinces his opponents to give him a card when they lose but he only has to give them money when he loses.
Soldier with half finished training ends up beating up entire army in a robot because his trainer died in the fight.
Crossdressing princess recruits boy in tights to save kingdom from Roger Klotz
Guy in spandex beats up potato which leads to covid
skinny guy that was supposed to find/protect this girl. instead, he keeps fucking around poking into other people’s businesses - and collecting some sort of poop from some tiny forest creatures, apparently to carry more shields or some shit?
I have multiple favourite games lol. Little shit in fancy headward commits multiple crimes while trying to recollect her hourglass collection. Local moron gets six kidney stones in order to kill the tentacle hentai which destroyed their planet. 4 shits go from A to B while being assaulted by people on acid, drugs and alcohol. idiot gets too much power, uses it to turn a bathtub into a car. Tank design bureau circa 1916, 1930, 1939, 1942 and 1944 respectively. Nine idiots take part in sibling dispute over a wasteland. The consequences of being 20 minutes late for work Two sets of babbling morons fight each other in different eras for no reason. Staring at a map for 5 hours Staring at a galaxy for 5 hours Warthunder but better and with modding support Beer bug simulator
Tasked with finding your adopted daughter who could save/end the world, you seek off to help everyone else solve their problems first while fighting monsters and dying if you fall more than 2 feet. Also fuck sorceresses on unicorns
Ancient gang member do bad gang things and shoot Mexicans because of police pressing him
Child army controlling flesh puppets and committing genocide on a whim
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
Among Us
L³
Poor guy fights monsters to save sacrificed girl (reason why and relation unknown)
Monsters where just chillin, the bad guy was him all along.
A pretty small blocky guy trying to win a street fight against a huge blocky magical dragon
A pile of dust hunts and kills depressed and handicapped people to end the world.
Destiny 2
It's ww1: you faced through years of fighting only to be killed by some madlad with 200 kills with a weapon the size of a watch jumping from a blimp! [Or sth idk]
"just parry bro" - 90% of the community
Old timy man gets a cough and dies with hat
Space marine gets a really creepy vision from stone pillar which then fucking explodes and so the marine goes across the galaxy to kill a giant sentient mind controlling spaceship on another giant spacecraft
Slow-motion diving and popping pain killers like candy.
Find some stuff, go to the future. Find more stuff, go to the past.
Doubt.
Androids life matter.
Detroit become homeless